Will GOATberg end another Canadian cuck's career?

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>>2289493
>Goldberg goes for the spear at Fastlane

>hits it

>disappears

>mfw goldberg disappears into the belly of Oreowens,never to be heard of again

>>2289512
Jajaajajajajajjajajajajajajja

>>2289512
Rasputin worked a lot of smarks

It would be the day wrestling was saved.

>>2289512
Based Big Dick Rasputin.

>>2289528

>>2289493
This only goes down one of two ways.

90% chance Brock Lesnar ends the match.

10% chance Jericho was faking a breakup again.

>>2290803
Absolute worst case scenario, Kevin Owens gets to walk around bragging that he beat Lesnar's time against Goldberg. Because Owens is definitely going to roll out of the ring as soon as the bell rings.

>>2289493

Never even realized the connection to Bret. It would be horrible and poetic at the same time.

>>2289493
>Owens tries to do a bunch of boring fucking moves that really are just powerbombs in different places around the ring
>Oldberg tries to spear him twice but he's fucking senile and now he's drooling and he forgot how to breathe, now he's tired and doesn't really feel like wrestling anymore
>Kevin Owens realizes he's a shit wanker and therefore hits a Stone Cold Stunner to get a pop, because his moves are fucking boring
>Goldberg's son takes his shirt off
>Kevin Owens screams some weak insults really loud hoping someone would care, half of the audience has left the building or died of old age
>Goldberg is coughing blood but he's a fighter deep within, so he jackhammers KO shitting his own heart and liver in the process, then pins him
>The match is over in 2 minutes and 30 seconds
>But you all forgot about the Raw's writing team's brilliance, who has scheduled a triple match interruption by Jericho, Braun Strowman, Seth Rollins with a wheelchair, Enzo amore also in a wheelchair, Sami Zayin punching himself and Roman Reigns cocking his fist for 5 minutes before beating everybody up
>Shane McMahon enters the arena and performs the most botched coast to coast ever on the referee because he wants to be accepted by his dad
>"You did good, son!" you hear Vince say
>"Thanks dad"
>"Who the fuck are you? I was talking to Roman. Paul please remove this old man in a sweater from the building"
>David Otunga enters the ring and shoots himself

>Owens crush Goldberg after a failed Jackhammer

>>2290984
This would be more entertaining than a genuine match

>>2290984
Lmao.

>>2290988
kek

>>2290984
>David Otunga enters the ring and shoots himself
I don't know why but this gave me maximum keks

>>2289493
Goldberg should grow a full beard again

Will Bill even be able to get Owens up for the jackhammer?

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>>2290984
lost in kekslation

>>2290984
I actually laughed myself to tears

>>2289493
>amerisharts believe based KO will lose
Bring a spare pair on your next trip to the mart, shart

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>>2290984

this shit just got better as it went on.

>>2289493
and then he will end Brock another Canadian.

>>2290984
>That slow build to a 7* post
Brilliant

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>>2290984
******

>>2290984
Last line legitimately made me laugh out loud

Holy shit

>>2290984
10/10 would watch