Could he beat Roman Reigns?
YANO
DOS
TRES
JUST
Is the turnbuckle removed?
>>2289082
When is the turnbuckle not removed?
Yano is fuckin based
Based humble DVD merchant
HEY FOREIGNER! YOU SMELL LIKE YANKEE DOODLE! BUY MY DVD!
The refs are dumber in WWE, so beating Roman is a given. The only people who 'might' give him trouble is Dean with Ellsworth or Miz with Maryse.
>that time he beat tanahashi by spamming schoolboy pins
Amazing comedy gimmick
Would get laughs out of me if he beat Ramen.
Maybe in a hot dog contest.
*Cocks fist*
>>2289044
Yes.
Next question:
Could he sell a DVD to Roman Reigns?
>>2289333
Ellsworth with Dean is a higher powerlevel than Taker had a Wrestlemania. You just fuckin lose, game over.
>>2289379
Would love reigns to cut steiner promos on oreowens
>>2289392
that takes charisma and a personality though
>>2289390
Sometimes is works as a counter to himself though, Yano's powerlevel can pin top guys on certain days. Yano with WWE refs while still being a face (meaning the ref never catches on) would win.
Yano is also a master of wrestling cliches, all he'd need to do is watch one episode of Raw, learn and then have other people's music play mid match and surprise pin everyone. Low blows and exposed turnbuckles also have a higher power level in the WWE.
Current Goldberg would be his only competition tbqh.
>mfw Yano wins the WWE title over Goldberg at Wrestlemania 33
>>2289365
link?
>>2289082
yes
>>2289274
has anyone actually bought his DVD?
>>2289426
>Yano is also a master of wrestling cliches, all he'd need to do is watch one episode of Raw, learn and then have other people's music play mid match and surprise pin everyone.
fuck why has this not happened
>>2291086
I saw one fan run up after Yano won a match and try to buy it. I don't remember which match it was.
>>2291086
He sold one to a fan in the crowd after beating MiSu by countout after handcuffing him to the guardrail. It was glorious
Also yes OP Yano could beat any wrestler from any promotion ever; he only needs one chance to roll you up
>>2295494
18+
>>2289044
literally who?
>>2295494
>>2295501
>>2295511
>>2295512
samefag
>>2295516
>26,000 in a country of 128 million
>WWE got 52,000 in a country of 318 million
>>2295519
>wrestling that isn't WWE is automatically bad
>>2295523
Toru Yano. Comedy mid carder in NJPW, in a faction called CHAOS.
>>2295523
>what is Googling the terms people are using in the thread to understand what the posters are talking about
>>2295529
Do you have any actual arguments?
>>2295523
Toru Yano. Comedy wrestler who steals things, sells things, and manages to win by cheating a lot.
>>2295523
Japanese Eddie
>>2295533
He's here for attention, nothing else.
fuck yano
of course!
Yano BITW even he beat Suzuki Gun !!!
BREAK
BREAK
BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>2296359
kek
>>2289426
>Goldberg (c) vs Yano won't be a three minute squash the Raw after mania
mania weekend ruined
>>2295515
You can spot the exact moment Cuckter found this thread.
>>2295516
>>2295519
>>2295538
>>2295545
>Cuckter having a meltdown
>>2295529
He's 6'1".
>>2295737
bait
>>2296359
I was watching a match of his the other day and literally the first thing he did when he got in the ring, before even locking up with his opponent, was to scream BREAK BREAK BREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK.
He was just walking around the ring screaming BREAK BREAK at the top of his lungs.
I died laughing.
Yano is the most based.
So buy his DVDs ya fuckin marks.
literally who vs one of the top 5 draws of all time roman reigns
gee op really makes me think
>>2298821
top 5 draws of all time? proof?
Literally who
>>2298821
>Reigns
>Top 5 Draw
For what: the concession stands? Piss breaks?
>60 Posts
>not even 30 IPs
>>2298807
>>2299152
>>2299154
so much samefagging
Yano will MAKE WRESTLING GREAT AGAIN
>>2301115
>>2300666
Record Revenue Reigns Working The Smarks
RRRWTS
>>2301118
Gross or net?
>not even THE Guy after June
I really want to believe that Trump is a Yano mark.
>>2301122
>not even THE Guy after June
And yet somehow still singlehandedly keeping raw afloat despite Oreowens bombing majorly.
https://trends.google.co.uk/trends/explore?cat=18&date=today%2012-m&q=%2Fm%2F0bzvkq,%2Fm%2F09d3n4
>>2301117
>>2301124
Believe it daddyo
>>2301129
>Google Trends
legit cringing @ u right now
>>2301124
>tfw ywn watch NJPW with Trump and Baron while Melania and Tiffany make you sandwiches
why even live anymore
>>2301129
>huge spike for when he pissed dirty
Wow the egg sure is on my face here.
Well its heartening to see that there other at least a few others sharing my superior taste for the GOAT. The Roman riff-raff kindly fuck off to one of the 3 million other threads where he's discussed incessantly.
BASED BIG BREAKS YANO
>>2295542
best description
you want him to cheat his way to victory even though he's a legit great wrestler