Fuck, marry, kill? also please explain your decision

>>2287583
Fuck Alexa, small and a whore in the bedroom
Marry Nia, good breeding stock and seems nice
Kill Carmella as she worked for the Patriots and Lakers and undoubtedly burned the coal

>>2287583
>Fuck
Carmella: she's hot
>Marry
Alexa: she's hotter
>Kill
Nia: SHE'S FAT

M,F,K

>>2287583
>Fuck
Alexa Bliss
Good body, cute face
>Marry
Nia Jax
She has an amazing ass. Beautiful face, nice and tall, seems like a really sweet girl in general. Also getting into the Anoai family is a big plus
>Kill
Carmella
Nothing against her but don't like her as much as the other two

anybody that doesn't kill Nia is 100% a faggot

>>2287596
this

>>2287591
>>2287641
>marrying a Somoan and dooming your children to shit genetics

>"""people""" in this thread having that fatty as anything but kill
Smh

>>2287596
This

>>2287596
Second post best post.

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>>2287656
>samoans have shit genetics

>>2287647
this.

>>2287596
/thread

>Fuck Carmella
Staten Island Girls are absolute sluts and will do anything you want them to

>Marry Alexa
She has a perfect body and would be an awesome housewife

>Kill Nia
She's gross

>>2287683
>One got surgery to get rid of his manboobs
>Other wears a vest constantly to hid is flab

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>pretending you wouldn't

Fuck carmella Cuz I'm genuinely curious what guidos have in their arsenal.

Marry bliss because she's cute and looks like the only normal person.

I'd kill the guy.

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>>2287683
Both of these guys are mixed.

Samoans are Umaga and yokozuna and sika and Nia Jax and all the fat fucks

>>2287699
>flab

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>>2287699
Post a pic of yaself with no shirt on I dare ya

>>2287753
My kids with Nia will also be mixed so it's no big deal

>>2287785
>Post a pic of yaself with no shirt on I dare ya
I'm not pretending to not be fat though I am losing weight tho :). Do you deny Rock had the surgery tho?

>>2287596
bingo

/thread

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>>2287791
Naw bb gurl, but Heath Slater also had that surgery and he doesn't look very samoan to me

Marry Alexa she's a jewish qt and I can fuck her forever
Fuck Nia Jax because she's better looking than Carmella
Kill Carmella

>>2287785
I doubt your genetics are as good as a ripped nigger like rocks dad. Kids get most of their genes from The mother.

Fuck Bliss
Marry Carmella
>not killing Nia

Fuck Alexa - I think she'd go a bit psycho down the line
Marry Nia - I want her ass in my face constantly
Kill Carmella - meh

No time for women. Did sucking tiiiiiiime

Kill Carmella
Kill Alexa Bliss
FUCK and Marry Ms.Thiccums

>>2287583
Fuck Carmella, Marry Alexa, Kill Nia Jax.

fuck Lexi
Marry Mella (she seems fun)
Abandon Nia on the side of the road and let nature take its course

>>2287596
the only correct answer

fuck Nia THICC fats
Gas Bliss the kike
Marry Carmella

>>2288047
She will come back and kill you good

>>2287583
So, without reading any of the others I'll say....

Fuck Alexa
Marry Nia
Kill Carmella

I'll start with Carmella: kill Carmella because she has a grating, annoying voice, she's got the the body of an anorexic 2 x 4, and her face is meh.

Fuck Alexa because she's sexy as fuck, seems dirty, and would be a lot of fun. I don't marry her because she's a sexy, blonde, Jewess and would definitely be high maintenance and would eventually probably cheat

So, Marry Nia because, out of her make up and stupid hair they put her in for raw she's really cute. In regular clothes she doesn't look too fat at all. Also, fat chicks fuck like wild animals and aim to please their men. Samoan women are super dedicated and loyal to their men. Also, she's a big girl, so when I want to bbq a shit ton of meat she'll be down to tear that shit up with me.

I would probably kill Alexa...accidentally with my cock

>>2287596
yep

marry bliss
fuck mella

>>2287596
second post best post

>>2287596
This post is written by a virgin thats never dated a woman. Anyone who's lived life will not give these answers

Marry Carmella I'm a jersey wop and my uncles would pay for the wedding if I marry a nice Italian girl

Fuck Nia cause 273 pounds of billed weight is a challenge I cannot refuse

Kill Alexa She's Jewish

Fuck Bliss, Jews are only worth a fuck
Kill Fats, I don't like fat women
marry Carmella 2.0, best feet in the biz

>>2288720
>unironically being from hell's turnpike

>>2287596
exactly my thoughts

>>2287583
Marry Alexa

Kill Nia

Fuck Carmela

>>2288762
best state in america

>>2288776

>le illegal to pump your own gas

BeSt

>>2288786
Just stimmylating the gas pumper/sqwuegee job market my dude

>>2287753
Okay, and by extension, any child of mine and Nia's would also be mixed. You're making a terrible point here.

>>2287583
Spite fuck Carmella
Kill Nia because I want to help end the breeding of the Samoan mafia
Marry Bliss because my penis is always happy when she's around.

>>2288786
So can we send all the shit skinned refugees to your state? The only thing they're good at is running gas stations and working the pumps.

>>2289334
sure they can move to edison with all the indians

Kill Alexa since she's a rat faced jewish midget

Marry Nia since she has a decent face and isnt a womanlet

Fuck Carmella because I hate Big Cass

Kill Nia, "She's Fat" - Scott Steiner

Fuck Carmella, girl how you doing? You look fabulous

Marry Alexa, a short girl with a nice ass, heaven

>>2287785


Roids & Gyno removal surgery

>>2287591
>fpbp

>>2287583
FUCK: Nia cause I just wanna be crushed by her giant ass once
Marry: Alexa cause I'm 6'3 and love short girls
Kill : Carmella which is a shame cause she is hot

Fuck Carmella - she's hot but trashy, good for a once-around just to see how she handles but not the kind of girl you put a ring on.

Kill Nia - she's FAT!

Marry Bliss - If I marry her I can fuck her all I want, plus she's a sweetheart and a good girl.

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NEXT !!!
F, M , K

Asuka , Liv Morgan , Ember Moon

>>2287583
fuck carmella, shes hot and probably a good lay
kill bliss eh
marry nia, seems like a chill girl from her twitter, good senpai, and hightest sex all the time.
>>2289886
fuck asuka see if shes good
kill liv morgan she just gets on my nerves
marry ember moon, legit nice, cool, nice rack and ass. Who knows if she goes both ways i can get her and asuka.

>>2289886
fuck Ember
Marry Liv
Kill Aska

>>2287583
Marry Nia because she seems sweet
Kill Alexa because she's a kike
Fuck Carmella because I have a fetish for dumb """white""" trash

>>2287656
>having children
Kek

>>2287596
>Carmella
>Hot

L O W T E S T
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>Fuck
Alexa, would ravage that shit, probably the hottest of the bunch but probably too bitchy to marry

>Marry
Nia, seems like the most legit likeable of the few, I'm sure that over the duration of our marriage she could lose the weight

>Kill
Carmella, looks like a dude in that pic you posted.

>>2289886
Fuck Asuka, never fucked an asian
Marry Liv, she is a cute! A cute!
Kill Ember for obvious reasons

>>2289886
>>2289886
Fuck Liv Morgan
Cute enough i guess
Marry Ember Moon
I am a shameless oildriller and Ember has a great body and a cute face. Also seems like a very nice gal
Kill Asuka
Nothing against her but gooks do nothing for me

>>2287596
This

>>2289886
Fuck Asuka
Marry Liv
Kill Ember

>>2287596
This.

>>2287596
Fuck, beat me to it.

>>2289886
Fuck Ember
Marry Asuka
Kill Liv

In a perfect world
Fuck Becky
Marry Asuka
Kill Steph

>>2290104

my nigga

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>>2287583
Kill em all.
Continue play Lego on bed with Finn.

>>2287596
Winner winner
Everybody go home

@2287596
>all this samefagging
sad!

>>2289886
Fuck Asuka
Marry Ember
Kill Liv

>>2287596
So easy

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>>2287583
Kill Carmella
Fuck Bliss
Marry Battlecow

>>2287583
>Fuck
Becky Lynch because of them thicc legs
>Marry
Still Becky Lynch because she can defend me from urban violence
>Kill
Becky Lynch again, because after 3 days of dealing with her fucking stupid accent I would be forced to shoot her 8 times in the neck.

>Fuck
Steph. Just to mess with HHH
>Marry
Sasha. I want to be Snoop Dogg's cousin in law
>Kill
Both Bellas. Because they have the face of a man, horrible plastic boobs that will one day blow up, annoying voices and the attitude of a primadonna who ought to choke on a wooden dick and die.

If you don't kill Carmella there's something wrong with you

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>>2287839
>Fuck Nia Jax because she's better looking than Carmella....
Nia is listed at 272 lbs, she's literally fatter than Kevin Owens.

>>2290967
I thought Brie doesn't have implants

>>2291314
She is taller than Kevin and if you think he weighs 266 or less I have a bridge to sell you

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>>2291321
She's also a woman. I don't care how tall she is. She's disgustingly fat and if you would honestly rather fuck Nia over Carmella you have a mental illness.

Fuck Nia
Bigger girl, not unnatractive, probably good in the sack.
Marry Alexa
Why would I only fuck her once?
Kill Carmella
Not unattractive but...least interesting

>>2287839
>>Nia Jax better-looking than Carmella
>the state of wrestling fans

>>2291349
Ya've never seen a naked woman

>>2287583
Fuck and marry Alexa, she'd be easy to dominate in bed with her light weight.

Kill the other 2.

>>2291414
Nia is gettable to them, so it's teasing to neckbeards like the lust for Bayleno.

>Fuck
Carmella. I don't understand guys who say they wouldn't, yeah she has a kind of mannish face and uses too much make up but she's a really great body imo, probably gives good head too.

>Alexa
Objectively the hottest of the three, great ass, cute face, cute overall. Seems nice irl, more wifeable than Carmella

>Nia
She's fat. Not even thicc, just fat and gross. Maybe she'd be hot if she was normal weight. But yeah, ew

>>2291431
You're such a sweaty neckbeard mark that you'd choose a fat Samoan gorilla over an NFL cheerleader.