Winter Cup - will /asp/ manage to stay ELITE?

Who is the manager?

>>2281342
Groudon

2 hrs still the cup starts
First game is
/m/ vs /r9k/

>>2281340
Apart from the /asp/ game (and /myotherteam/'s match, this day doesn't sound too interesting in terms of matches. I hope I'm wrong.

>>2281340
How does /asp/ play? Does Carter hold 5 controllers?

>>2282143
It's all AI.

And in terms of quality of play, /asp/ has been one of the few constantly good teams in the cup.

/smack/ match card: https://mega.nz/#!URcwjIKQ!FXN42jTYA43SXeNnQDzPKt35CM-J9dM3T86hCAtsf_A

Summerslam Match Card: https://mega.nz/#!xElRDDzA!hLXHdc_xcyTkjIYF6aP3PuqbV0ab-ZbahQBKaWr7Vio

>>2282170
>SummerSlam
>Winter Cup

Should've used the Rumble match card

I got to color commentate an /asp/ match last week. Good fun. Hope you guys do well.

40 bings until the day starts. Estimated 2 bongs and 40 bings until /asp/'s match.

>>2282201
WWE should capitalize on Winterslam

>>2282201
>>2282216
Well, it's fine for those of us in the southern hemisphere where its summer...

>>2282170
Is the password lifted for the /smack/ card?

[s4s] actually won their game, should we be worried?

>>2282238
a little, but I trust BMJ.

>>2282234
No password, reuploaded.

>>2282201
Will upload the Rumble PSD sometime soon.

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>>2282238
/u/ were probably the biggest threat of the group, but I guess [s4s] are a little tricky.
Only lost against them last time in benuldies. Otherwise their win against /n/ so far isn't all that impressive.

Somehow I feel like this group might hinge on /asp/ needing a bit of help to advance. Probably by /u/ on the last day.
But hopefully two straight wins can just get us through.

Wrestlemania 33 match card
https://mega.nz/#!lFVn0RqI!NKri4RE-g_xsrbj2X62RYvUczv8JaykkyP9Ic53hJxw

>>2282238
A little, but some of their players already have a yellow card so one more means they are booted out.

>>2282238
>we
You mean Carter and his proxies

Ten bings for the day to start. First match of the day:
-The always falling colony of /m/
vs.
-The always spaghetti-spilling virgins of /r9k/

And the final result is
/m/ 2 - /r9k/ 1

Up next:
The eternal circlejerk of /vg/
vs.
The low resolution walls of /w/

And the final result is:
Semen slurping /vg/ 1 - /w/ 1

Two more matches until /asp/

Up next:
-The suicidal betas of /adv/
vs.
-The totally not homo Chads of /fit/

>>2282286
>>2282375
>>2282465
Thank you for your dedication to the board.

#M/asp/GA

>>2282473
Thank you for your dedication to the gas-pumping and twix selling business

#M/shell/GA

>>2282473
Just bumping the thread with something that isn't "bump" for the sake of /asp/'s match. After that, I'll probably stop or make one last bump for /sp/'s match.

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>>2282484
thank you friendo

>>2282484
>/sp/
Ew, why would you support our shitty brother?

>>2282514
I don't. It's for both that came here from /sp/ during the migration and for those that hate /sp/.

Well, that was a load of shit. The final result is:
/adv/ 0 - /fit/ 0

One more match.

Up next:
-The campers of /out/
vs.
The faceless fat rapists of /h/

Who won between /u/ and /s4s/?

At least we end with the weakling of our group? I assume were still in a decent spot to advance desoite not scoring a goal.

>>2282545
They haven't played, /s4s/ beat /n/

We need a win or there is a chance /u/ could over take us

>>2282473
Allahu Akbhar

>>2282545
So far s4s is leading the group and they face /u/ on sunday while we go against /n/. Today /n/ may get eliminated if /u/ kick their asses

/out/WINSLOL. The final reult is:
/out/ 3 - /h/ 2

IT'S TIME, GENTLEMEN. GET IN HERE. IT'S OUR TURN.

UP NEXT:
-THE ONE AND ONLY. THE TEAM THAT RUNS THE LEAGUE. THE ETERNAL ELITE TEAM: /asp/
Vs.
-SHITPOSTING CENTRAL: [s4s]

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let's fuck up these suckas

THE FOLLOWING CONTEST

[s4s] is going to get buried for sure

>>2282590
IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL

>no friend for Paval
Dammit, I could've been the color commentator with him and Boris again like last week if I weren't at work.

ADD IMAGES FOR THE PLAYERS DAMMIT REEE

>Blue Vacant and Based Fatass
Oh, no.

IT'S TIME BOYS

legit nervous, i got that big match feeling

Ahhhh, goalies are pretty poor conditioned.

>>2282614
We got an updated roster yet?

>>2282616
No. Groudon didn't have the time to make the poll and once the cup begins, it is forbidden to change the team.

odds are against us...

[s4s] fan here, hope this match is a nice and fun one!

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>>2282621

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>this joint anthem

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>joint anthem

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>>2282621

BASED BIG MATCH JOHN

THE FUCKING ODDS

THE

CHAMP

IS

HERE

GGOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

BMJ DOES IT AGAIN

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ TY BMJ

B M J

>>2282623

BBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPAAAAADOOOOOO

TYBMJ

based vacant

NO

THAT WOULD HAVE CLINCHED IT

>>2282665
the set up was beautiful, sadly the ref saw cena
>vacant is mvp this match

Why doesn't Brother Nero have the drone hovering behind him in his blender?

Choke Man Phil.

>PHIL

phil was a mistake

>>2282672
I'm glad I'm not the only person who has thought of this

YOU SEE /S4S/

FIGHT

PIPEBOMB IS A FUKKIN KILLER

based VACANT KEEPING US IN IT

TYBV

BASED VACANT

VACANT GOAT

>>2282681
QUITE FRANKLY

ODDS = OVERCOME

GOOD SHIT GROUDON

[s4s] GETTING BURIED

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great match guys, we killed it and we get to remain the TRUE ELITES

7.0

BMJ

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Good shit Groudon.

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

VACANT
A
C
A
N
T

The final result is:
/asp/ 1 - [s4s] 0

WE DID IT LADS.

Up next:
-The magical dykes of /u/
vs.
-The crumbling public transport of /n/

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That last saved from Vacant, holy shit.

>reddit song

guess we cant have it all

Where do ya watch

>>2282708
Hitbox

EASY game

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[s4s] fan here! Good job guys!!! Hope we get to play you again soon :D

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Tune in next Sunday at 2:30 ET/11:30 PT for our last match against /n/.

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good job, good effort

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>>2282714
Stomp the shit out of /u/ and come to knock outs with us!

>>2282720
This. I prefer /s4s/ over /u/ and /n/

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>>2282720
I hope so! I'm rooting for you too!!!

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>>2282723
We don't need lesbians, we have /d/ already advanced.

Chicks with dicks are still lesbians, right?

>/u/ v /n/ will be a tie
>/s4s/ v /u/ will go to /s4s/
>/n/ v /asp/ will go to /asp/
WE WILL STILL BE TRUE ELITE

>>2282714
that was a thrilling match senpai, i hope to see you on the pitch again soon

>these conditions
/u/'s fucked.

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>mfw /m/ and /asp/ won
Couldn't have asked for something better.

Here's hoping for a nil nil

>>2282737
/u/ with a pretty goal

/u/ is dominating

>>2282735
BASED BIG MATCH JOHN

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Welp. [s4s] have their work cut out for them.
And hopefully we bury the shit out of /n/.

Who turned on the nice graphics and lighting?

I fucking hate /n/ autism

>/n/
The final result is:
/u/ 2 - /n/ 0

That puts the dykes ahead of us due to goal difference.

Up next:
-The broken engine of /o/
vs.
-The cringe sex chat of /soc/

How do i watch this after the fact?

>>2282778
I believe the previous days are on hitbox

>>2282778
I might be on someones youtube page, can't remember who's. I'll drop it when I find out.

Until then, the wiki has a match video archive link on the main page, can see them in that.

>>2282778
You can watch the VOD on Hitbox or download the .mp4 of the match in http://archive.klaxa.eu/

>>2282794
I remember there was one guy uploading matches but almost every day was flagged for copyright reasons

>>2282808
I'd imagine some goalhorns and anthems would trigger that shit.
But that said, Im not sure how /mlp/'s cup channel keeps getting away with it without issue.

FUCKING NORMIES. Also
>Wat Racing
The final result is:
/o/ 1 - /soc/ 2

And now, for those who hate /sp/ with a passion for kicking out /wwe/ or for those that miss the good old days, up next:
-The dead internal battery of /vr/
vs-
-The negated second star of /sp/

Final match of the day. What a great day for /asp/ has it been.

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Suck a dick, /o/!
That choke was glorious!

But still, /soc/ can still get fucked.

Didn't know Sasha played for /sp/

>/vr/ scores in 3 mins
/sp/ is ded

>>2282931
That was /sp/

>>2282932
yeah, realized after i posted
>then /vr/ scores

>>2282937
GOOD
RIP AND TEAR

>THIS IS /vr/ESTLING

2-1 at 24:30
This game is legit as fuck

BASED DOOMGUY CRUSHING SP'S DREAMS

>/sp/ seething

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>/o/ and /sp/
God this is a good day.

>/sp/

>/sp/ losing 4:2

NANANAAAAAANA

>>2282973
NANANAAAAAANA
HEY HEY HEY

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>>2282974
GOOODBYEEE

SEGA SATURN SHIRO

The final result is:
/vr/ 4 - /sp/ 2

B T F O
T
F
O

LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH.

And that's all for today.

/asp/ continues to prove they are the superior sport board!

TRUE
ELITE

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STILL MOTHERFUCKING ELITE

SUCK IT /SP/ WE WINNING THIS CUP

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>>2283668
Much as it's a case of
>It's only /n/
That sort of attitude just loves to bite everyone on the butt on the last day. Lets not get too excited until /n/ are properly defeated.
/n/ could both have a super lucky day, as well as throw some bullshit tactics that somehow works, just to fuck us over since they got nothing to lose.

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>>2283729
Fuck you're right. Ignore me Gods of PES.

>>2283729
>>2283739
Actually, I take that back slightly. It's not that they've got nothing to lose... it's that they'd at least be avoiding the wooden spoon for the second time.

Saturday bump
let's see who are the first teams to go to the round of 16

>>2283668
Championship title soon

BIG BUMPS THREAD

BUMPING FOR HUGE CHANCE OF /mlp/ BEING RELEGATED. IF THE LOSE, THEY ARE OUT.

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>1-0 /mu/ at 59:30
>horsefuckers are looking at relegation

>>2284734
I really like the horsefuckers but they deserve to get relegated after not putting /o/ over.

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/mu/ SCORES AGAIN!

>>2284737
Im generally in mulp's corner, and would've liked them to advance, but I didn't want them to win at all. So I'm cool with relegation. Gives me a team to watch in Spring.

Now I can focus all attention to the fucking team that deserves a star!
So don't fuck up!

Link the stream faggots

>>2284746
hitbox you scrub

TO THE

G L U E
L
U
E

F A C T O R Y
A
C
T
O
R
Y

>>2284752
So sasha is confirmed best pony?
kek

>>2284761
>Sasha
>Best at anything

>>2284766
she's the best botch tbf

>>2284761
shit, now we can't get that /mlp/ vs /asp/ with Sasha's theme as special anthem

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>>2284778
i'm okay with this

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HORSEFUCKERS BTFO'D

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>>2284761
>>2284766
Best Pony was in purple condition, and played like shit.

So yes. Sasha confirmed for 'Best Pony'.
She was under that Mare Do Well mask all along!

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And groups A through D are decided, wrapping up with /v/ advancing.

Gonna be a fun cup.

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So if we win or draw or u wins we are good.

Can't wait for Groudon to update the team, we have so many new meme players

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>>2285516
Someone should overword the gear aswell.

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>>2285491
Pretty much, yes. Win or draw and we're in.
We're aiming for [s4s] to come with us though, so we want them to beat /u/, which admittedly puts a little strain on us to present the same situation as /mlp/ had, in which a loss just happens to fuck us, buuuuut have faith in Cena.

But if [s4s] unfortunately do not conquer the lesbians, then all bets are off and /asp/ advances automatically.

>>2285564
I BOlieve in BMJ

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Lads, I'm getting real spooked about our next match. Please tell me we got this.

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>>2286249
We got this.
Wanna know how I know?

Today showed that all of the normally pretty decent players for some teams woke up.
Autism.
Glitch Art.
Optimus.
Brendan Fraser.
Citizen Snips.

Not all of them saved their teams exactly, but it is a good sign that Bruce Lee is ready to wake the fuck up and help Big Match John score us a win, even if it takes a super cheeky 90+++++++ again.

>>2286249
we have BMJ in our team, we ain't putting jobbers like /n/ over.

>>2286272
Either him or Brother Nero will come back to finally drive some late cup scores.
>>2286295
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning

>>2286340
Wouldn't say early, they lasted until the end of their group matches, but yeah. Spring ho for them.

But be honest, they'll fuck shit up there and be back in Summer.
I'm just waiting to see how Sou handles it.

Still! No excuse now. /asp/'s got no obstacle blocking them from putting up that W!

>>2286360
Obviously!

>>2286360
>it's only /n/

>>2286360
You see /n/...

>>2286360
>>2286510
The thing is /n/...

>>2286540
The fact of the matter /n/ is that your not facing Alternative sports and Wrestling

>>2286604
You're facing the TRUE ELITE, The BOARD OF BOARDS

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>>2286340
All my "Your time is up, our time is now" chanting has paid off...

>>2281340
Who are the real heels now the horsefuckers are buried? My money is on /soc/ucks.

>>2287000
Potentially /soc/ or /sp/.

Thing is, the fist half of the RO16 is full of either fan favorites (/mu/, /jp/) or teams that don't have any heat (/d/, /vp/, /toy/). Maybe due to what happened yesterday, /int/ an /gd/ can see themselves a bit compromised but not to become full heels.

And of the half that's left, all groups except H don't have any teams with heat. Only strong contenders (/u/, /asp/, [s4s], /fit/, /out/) and laughingstocks (/w/, /vg/, /r9k/) at most (unless you take "WOW, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR /m/ TO WIN, AGAIN" as actual heat).

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who /hyped/ here?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE LAST DAY OF THE GROUP STAGE IS HERE. ONLY TEN MINUTES AWAY.

G E T H Y P
E
T
H
Y
P

/asp/'s game against /n/ is in 2 and a half hours.

In the meantime, coming up first:
-The fat omegas of /r9k/
vs.
-General circlejerk central, /vg/

WE DON'T GET HYPE
WE STAY HYPE

>>2287000
It'd be either of these four.
/vg/ - Worst vidya board
[r9k] - Fucking frog posting betas
/soc/ - Nobody wants to take selfies or rate cocks
/sp/ - Just... fuck em. Still bragging about that second star they don't have, a bit too up themselves for a team that has trouble keeping away from every babby. Reasons vary for many.

>>2287489
go back to /hm

And the final result:
A semen slurping /r9k/ 0 - /vg/ 0

This secures /vg/ and eliminates /r9k/. Also, allows /m/ to go in with a tie.

Speaking of which, up next:
-The shit waifus of /w/
vs.
-The autistic spacenoids of /m/

Here's hoping for a /m/ victory since Gundam is the only anime besides DB that I actually watched

>>2287000
Can't we get the heel role?
To be the top face of 4cc we need a proper heel run.
>start shit spamming Last Elite in shitbox chat.

>>2287639
Even if we are the last elite, we still are the underdog.

>>2287639
We may also write a copypasta haitch promo to spam.

>>2287439
Watching this and reading JoJo's. My day going to be comfy before work.

And the final result:
A not so semen slurping /w/ 1 - /m/ 1

/m/ manages to stay alive and qualifies alongside /vg/.

Up next:
-The buff betas of /fit/
vs.
-The stalkers innawoods of /out/

>>2287674
Preach it. This cup is leading towards being the comfiest of them all without the horsefuckers.
What part are you on?

>>2287721
Just defeated Taste The Rainbow in Steel Ball Run and got he spine.

>>2287726
Oh, I'm around the same part (a bit more advanced). Enjoy it.

Based /fit/, they're going to make it brahs.

Why can't /out/ beat /fit/?

>>2287776
/out/ has the skills, but no gains

>>2287776
You need to be /fit/ if you want to go /out/.

>>2287737
Yeah I actually instantly liked this Part didn't think horse racing would be so fun DESU. And it took me a bit to get into Stone Ocean.

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>>2287652
YOU SEE /board/ YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT /ASP/,
THAT HARD WORK FINALLY PAYES OFF.
THAT UNDER ALL BOARDS, YOU CAN WORK US INTO A SHOOT, SO TO SPEAK.
BUT QUITE FRANKLY, THATS NOT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN /board/.
OVERCOMING THE ODDS IS IN OUR VEINS.
WE HAVE BURIED MUCH MORE TALENTED BOARDS THAN YOU.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,YOU ARE NOT JUST FACING ALTERNATIVE SPORTS AND WRESTLING, YOU FACE THE LAST TRUE ELITE, THE BOARDS OF BOARDS, THE CEREBRAL RASSLIN.

Maybe some native english speaking person can overread it.

>>2287782
Indeed. It adds another level of excitement outside of the regular battles.

This is getting hard to watch!

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Scooby is on fire.
So much so that he had to kill the bear before he was put out.

/out/ btfo

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT, BRAH. The final result is:
/fit/ 5 - Blown The Fuck /out/ 0

/fit/ instantly qualifies for the RO16 and /out/ is back to the Babbies, with the next spot still open but odds more in favor of /adv/. Which brings us to...

Up next:
-The mindraped girls of /h/
vs.
-The sad loners of /adv/

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>>2287830
this is the best timeline

So first time watching this shit. I assume it's CPU v CPU yes? This is fun.

>>2287873
Yes. With a manager that makes the strategic decisions and the player changes.

SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK. The final result is:
/h/ 3 - /adv/ 0

This puts /h/ over the suicide divers of /adv/, qualifying along side /fit/.

ONLY ONE MATCH UNTIL /asp/'s. THIS MATCH IS KEY FOR OUR SURVIVAL.

UP NEXT:
-Cancer at its purest, [s4s]
vs.
-Filthiest form of love, /u/

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REFER TO THE MEME MATRIX
WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET

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>>2287906
>/adv/ didn't advance.
Welp.

>>2287912
If /u/ wins then we're through. Root for the lesbians.

>>2287912
/u/ win or tie we're safe, and we face next so we'll """probably""" get a win there

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>>2287915
No.
We can handle /n/ fine, we want [s4s] through with us.

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Just a friendly reminder that the only reason this little board exits is because /sp/ allows it to exist

>>2287919
>>2287917
STOP JINXING IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Horsefuckers did the same thing and got turned into glue.

>>2287924
Say hi to /a/ for us, babby.

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>>2287924
Just a reminder that the only reason you're in the elite cup is because we're allowing you a break from your fuckbuddy /a/.

>>2287924
Sorry /sp/ but /o/ is more over than you, you have to eat the pin

hi wrestlers

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>>2287939
Hi /mlp/.

What board has the main winter cup thread

>>2287959
/vg/

For fucks sake [s4s]

>>2287959
>>>/vg/168814873

>>2287959
/sp/ /vg/ and /mlp/ are the boards that are actually allowed to have cup threads. /vg/ has the 4ccg (so the general thread), but it's a cancerous fuck hole of autism.

Which is saying something because I prefer /mlp/'s thread. I can tolerate looking at pones more than I can /vg/'s bullshittery.
But because it's the general on /vg/, more team managers and whatnot talk there.
/sp/ is just full of threats to their management and smug anime girls.

So you know, just pick your poison.

>>2287783
shits to long for shitbox

YOU SEE /n/ YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT /ASP/,
THAT UNDER ALL BOARDS, YOU CAN WORK US INTO A SHOOT, SO TO SPEAK.
BUT QUITE FRANKLY, THATS NOT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN /n/.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, YOU ARE NOT JUST FACING ALTERNATIVE SPORTS AND WRESTLING, YOU FACE THE LAST TRUE ELITE, THE BOARDS OF BOARDS, THE CEREBRAL RASSLIN.

Could save your ass. But disgusted about being based and janetty
Fuck you asp

>>2287994
Fuck it still to long

So, we root for /u/?

>>2287924
50 year old neckbeards beat ya

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>>2287994
>tfw no 20min authority promo.

YOU SEE /n/, YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT /ASP/.
BUT QUITE FRANKLY, THATS NOT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN /n/.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, YOU ARE NOT JUST FACING ALTERNATIVE SPORTS AND WRESTLING, YOU FACE THE LAST TRUE ELITE, THE BOARDS OF BOARDS, THE CEREBRAL RASSLIN.

works

The final result is:
[s4s] 2 - /u/ 1

The lesbians got memed to death and [s4s] has their pass secured. But now...

IT'S TIME. GET IN HERE. IT'S OUR TURN, GENTLEMEN.

UP NEXT:
-The derailed train of /n/
vs.
-THE ONE AND ONLY, THE CREME OF THE CROP, THE ONE TRUE SPORTS BOARD, /asp/

GET IN HERE GUYS WE ARE NEXT

BASED [s4s]

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NO MERCY

Fuck /u/
/u/ had one job, one job.

>>2288019
Their job was to lose and they did so.
Now [s4s] can hang with us in the knockouts.

WE NEED A WIN OR A DRAW ON THE TRAINFUCKERS
OUR TIME IS NOW

/n/ better take the subway,
cause they are going to be buried.

is it, dare i say it, >we year?

What do we do when the odds are in our favor?

>We haven't conceded a goal
>/n/ hasn't won a match
>the odds are in out favor
Cena's gonna throw the game

Good luck, /asp/. I want to knock the weeb teams out, so please do not lose.

Guys, I'm having a problem with /asp/ right now.
All but one of the team members are normal, but I can't see the captain. Can you help me?

>>2288043
delete system32 should clear it up for you bud

when does the match start

>>2288036
>implying cena would put a jobber over
>>2288037
Hi aussiebro

>>2288050
I'm a Britbongbro.

Why isn't BMJ number 16 for 16 TIME WORLD CHAMPION!

Kind of nervous tbqh

Red Brother Nero.

DELETE

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Oof.
Red Brother Nero, but Purple Bruce Lee, Blue CM Phil...

Lot of Blues for us today.

>>2288049
Now.

>>2288058
Export was submitted very shortly after Royal Rumble. There was no time for any changes.

>>2288061
>>2288063
What the colors mean?

I'll fade away and classify my team as ELITE

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I brought you something to hide your faces when you lose to /n/.

>>2288067
In order of best to worst condition, Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Purple.

It just means they may get tired faster, they may be a little clumsier in their playing... It kind of varies from different players.
Strangely, I'd swear a team like /mlp/ plays better with poor conditions than they do good ones.

>>2288067
Condition. Basically, it determines how quickly they get tired, their mood and their overall performance.
Purple is worst and saddest, followed by Blue, then Green (neutral), Orange, and Red, the best and happiest.

>>2288070
Fuck off lesbian. You'll be with the barneyfags soon.

>>2288070
Hat curse was broken last Summer.
We'll wear it proudly.

What ever happened to Rodney Mullen?

WORLD LIFE

OH SHIT
THEY'RE USING THUGANOMICS AGAINST US

so we need a win or a draw to advance right?

OWN GOAL

BASED BMJ

/sp/ here

RIGGED

hahahahah

#BURIED

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you can't lose if your enemy beats themselves

HAHAHAHAHA

HES GOT A BICYCLE

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>>2281340
/not asp/ here.

What's the story behind the "cena returns to wrestlmania" stuff in that goalhorn

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Fucking Spagoots galore, that was glorious.

>>2288108
The Rock got surrounded by the Wyatt family last Wrestlemania and Cena made a random as fuck return for no reason to help him out.

>>2288108
roids

>>2288108
The Rock came out and added nothing to the show before burying one of the Wyatts (a group of backwoods cult members) in 8 seconds or something. Rest of the Wyatts got mad and was looking to gang up on him before Cena came back and chased them off

it was all very pointless

looks like >phil is having ufc flashbacks

You better fucking win, wrestle niggers.
We need to purge the weeaboos.

t. /sp/ aka your superior

FUCK THIS COMPANY

Why is phil a gold,

>>2288113
>>2288114
>>2288115
But what was so unexpected about that/ why were the announcers so surprised that Cena was at wrestlemania?

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>That banner in the background

>>2288130
Because he was injured and that was his return.

>>2288130
Cena actually had a serious injury and was expected to be out for like two months longer but, you know
>LOLHGH

>>2288130
Because Cena lost to Rock the year or 2 years before. And the announcers tried to make his return hype.

>>2288130
He was injured at the time, scheduled to come back a few months after wreatlemania

>>2288130
Because the commentators have to fake surprise about any sort of return from someone that isn't announced to the public for shows. Cena was off either injured or doing some show, so he didn't have any Wrasslemania match planned.

But it's fucking Wrestlemania, obviously he'd be there in some form or another.

BORKED

>>2288130
Cause he was out for month with a rigged shoulder.

EAST, SLEEP, MAKE GOALS, REPEAT.

A BORK GOAL

OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE

BASED BROTHER NERO
BASED BORK

based

OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE

>not having bork's theme or suplex city as his theme

>>2288152
He's not a striker. Only strikers get goalhorns since they score the most.

>>2288154
other teams have all sorts of goal horns for crazy shit that never happens, why not >us

>>2288154
For this team anyway, some other teams have goalhorns for their non-strikers.

>>2288160
Bruce Lee has a goalhorn

>>2288162
But he is a gold player

>>2288162
And?
Bruce Lee is a medal and always up front, he practically is a striker.

THEY GOING SEVEN NIGGAS FORWARD.

BASED BIG MATCH JOHN OVERCOMING THE ODDS

CENAWINSLOL

BURIED

Thank you for burying the lesbians.

our year la

BRUSH YOUR MOUTH LIKE COLGATE

ONE LAST TWIST OF THE KNIFE

BASED BMJ

OUR YEAR LA

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BIG MATCH JOHN!

THE ELITE

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BIG MATCH JOHN SEALS IT. THE FINAL RESULT IS:
/n/ 0 - THE ETERNAL ELITE, /asp/ 3

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SAIYAN CENA OF BURRING TEAMS. GREAT GOALS AND ELITE STATUS TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON" DOWN BELLOW.

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LAST OF THE TRUE ELITE

TYBMJ

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The Eliterisk status continues! May it never die!

Star incoming!

HOW CAN OUR STRIKER AND MANAGER BE SO BASED

3 (THREE) CLEAN SHEETS

>undefeated in groupstage
>0 goals conceded
too easy lads

>>2288198
>THANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
THANK YOU BTHANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
>THANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
THANK YOU BTHANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
>THANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
THANK YOU BTHANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
>THANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON
THANK YOU BTHANK YOU BMJ AND GROUDON

And now, in other news, up next:
-The desperate horny loners of /soc/
vs.
-The nerdy wizards of /vr/

Interesting team this one as they all have 3 points each. And there's a small chance of a play off, too.

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Should we consider Undertaker kits for this Elite streak?
Complete with hats and trenchcoats?

Can't wait to see who is our next victim

>>2288227
Hell no!

>tfw unironically hyped over viritual divegrass featuring memes from the mandrama section on a Laotian cake baking website
it's an abstract feel

>>2288238
... You know what, I would like to look like that against certain teams...
Like /soc/ and [r9k]...

Well, we've reached bump limit just in time.

>>2288238
Everybody thinks /asp/ dresses like that anyways

>>2288253
No reason not to enjoy this thread until it dies.

>Duke Nukem kits for /vr/
Brilliant.

We need to watch >sp get cucked.

>>2288239
It's quite the rare feel, I feel more invested in virtual divegrass than real divegrass

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Was fun, now need to fix the fucking attack for the knockouts.

>>2288274
great job senpai! let's get that first star

>>2288274
Stellar job as always!
Now go get us a star!

>>2288274
based

>>2288274
thank you based manager, you are the reason why we're the true elite

>>2288274
If we face /vr/ Make the TJP theme play.

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>>2288274
GOAT

>>2288274
GLORIOUS

>>2288265
we will win it all
mark my words, manchild

>>2288294
ya seething

>>2288294
SHOO SHOO TO THE BABBY CUP

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>>2288294

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>>2288294
>Win it all
You've swinged more between Elite and Babby more than /m/.

/vr/ MADE IT. THIS IS TRULY THE BEST TIMELINE

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Ah fuck it, let /sp/ advance. The superior sport board will take them down.

So when is the draw for the play-offs?

>>2288398
Not terribly long after this match.
I imagine Boris will take a short break and then do the draws.

And then the wooden spoon match.

>>2288297
>>2288301
>>2288310
>>2288317
told you
form is temporary, class is permanent

I hope Bors takes a break because i need to eat.

We are playing /asp/ lads

>>2288458
fuck me im retarded
we are playing /h/ lads

LIVE THIS SATURDAY, /asp/ vs. /h/ ON THE ROUND OF 16

>Another weeb team against /asp/
wew

>>2288422
>Class
What class? /sp/ is the polar opposite of class. Remember IT'S TWO?

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Feels good to be ELITE

Based fucking groudon

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Elite_(teams)

it really truly is lonely at the top