new to /asp/ can you guys answer some questions? why does everyone

Go back and take mark dimesaway with you

>>2279639
>why does everyone in this board hate taker? i like him a lot and he is one of my all time favs

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

The answer to all of your questions is: it's a meme.

It's all a meme. This is not a serious discussion board, it is a shitposting board. /asp/ is to wrestling discussion what /v/ is to video game discussion, /tv/ is to film discussion and /pol/ is to political discussion. The difference is this board is smaller so the shitposting is better. If you take anything you read here seriously you're a fucking idiot.

>>2279666
> the shitposting is better
Do you honestly believe this? You are literally 13 or a pajeet

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>>2279671

/asp/ shitposting is solid and still gets a few laughs.

Go to /tv/ and revel in the edgy 14 year olds trying to force memes for a while and you'll love this place

>>2279658
This.

>>2279666
Also this.

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>>2279639
>why does everyone in this board hate taker? i like him a lot and he is one of my all time favs

kek

>The event was attended by 18,197 who paid a total of $837,150 in admission fees, and drew a 0.77 buyrate. This is the only WrestleMania in history not to have been a sell-out. Out of a total of 18,197 who attended, 16,467 paid. The remaining 1,737 tickets were given out for free, just to fill the arena

>Backlash 2001 received 375,000 buys, down from the previous year which received 675,000 buys. The drop can largely be attributed to the heel turn of Steve Austin and The Undertaker taking over the "top face" role after the Austin heel turn and departure of The Rock.

>The WrestleMania 26 buy rate is in and nobody is celebrating in Stamford, CT. The biggest WWE event of the year drew 885,000 buys worldwide. The number is down from WrestleMania 25 and a huge disappointment for a WrestleMania event that featured Bret Hart, a strong card, and the end of Shawn Michaels.

>The 885,000 buy rate is disappointing considering that early projections looked to be well over 1,000,000 buys for WrestleMania 26.

>>2279639
>why does everyone in this board hate taker?
Because people think he is overrated as fuck and he never drew any dimes. I dont like him but I dont hate him either, I dont think he was thaat good.

>what the hell is to "draw a dime"?
That thing Undertaker cant do. Someone who draws dimes is someone who gave a lot of money to the company. Merch selling, how the ratings were when that guy was the TOP GUY or the Champion, how PPV sell when that guy is on the ME...that kind of things

>how can you guys hate Roman and a week later all you niggers are worshipping him?
There's only like 3 autists who spam the Ramen threads, the rest of us just hate him or dont give a fuck.

>why so many rivalry between Smackdown and RAW? I mean along with NXT it's all part of WWE why can't you just enjoy everything?
Because RAW is garbage. SmackChad here.

>>2279666
/thread

>>2279678
I didn't know /TV/ liked Shelton Benjamin

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>>2279678
> revel in the edgy 14 year olds trying to force memes for a while

How ironic that these were your exact words. Take the 's' away from 14 year olds and you have the exact state of this shithole
This is literally your first day here

>>2279678
>tfw /asp/ will never have his own porn parody with our memes

/tv/ may be shit most of the times but their good memes are iconic

>>2279639
>how can you guys hate Roman and a week later all you niggers are worshipping him?

>>/pol/

/asp/ is a non-racist board. Get the fuck out of here.

>>2279695
>Dallas poster has arrived

>>2279695
The Canadian ruined this place

>>2279666
This.

>>2279671
>>2279695
You ruined this board ever since you came here mid last year

>>2279720
Oh shut the fuck up nigger faggot. This board isnt your "safe space".

Go play with your leggos at school.

>>2279720
back to woo you fucking queer

>>2279686

"Undercarder" never drew a dim-
>"June 28, 1999: A match where Steve Austin won the WWF title from THE UNDERTAKER in Charlotte drew the largest rating and audience to ever witness a pro wrestling match or for that matter, any pro wrestling segment, ever on U.S. cable television. The match did a 9.5 rating, which was 10.72 million viewers. Perhaps the most impressive is that one out of every six television sets in the U.S. that had cable that was on during that time was watching that match. Because for more than a decade, Vince Russo has made it a talking point to say how the “The Is Your Life: Rock,” segment was the highest rated segment in history (it did an 8.4 quarter), to show how skits outdraw matches, it’s become a talking point how that was the highest rated segment in Raw history. Actually there were a handful of different quarter hours that beat that total, including most of the second hour of the May 10, 1999 show."

>>2279804
>>2279808
This.
>>2279639
Faggot.