/goat/ - Undertaker General #1

>>2276423
I loved when he won the RR but then i hated that he didnt ME, Shawn did despite losing.

>>2276428
lmao even hbgay cucked carder

>>2276423
my favourite moment was when he didn't draw a dime

i.e. his whole career

>>2276428
Based Mark ended up putting on the MOTN with Batista anyway

>>2276443
The MiTB match was better because it was a fresher concept back then.
Also BMJ/Shawn probably was, too. It's underrated in hindsight because they blew themselves out shortly afterwards in a like hour-long match on raw.

After every wrestlemania these days when he goes away for while.

Love how he used to lazily pin the opponents during his purple\grey gloves era.

>>2276423
HBK/Taker matches are still my favorites after all these years

>>2276423
First HIAC.
HIAC and entire feud with Mankind
The HIACs Vs. Bork (especially the first one)
His Mania matches vs. HBK, HHH and Flair.
The Ministry of Darkness
Ever feud with Kane
Destroying Maven for the remainder of the broadcast after Maven eliminated him from the rumble.
Stuffing people into fucking coffins and bodybags.
"Where to, Stephanie!?"
Amazing Mania entrances, (zombies, vulture, druids, floating to the ring, etc.)
Cucking Hogan out of two world titles
Tough but fair locker room leader
Gave body to man-drama

Just off the top of my head.

>>2276504
Oh, yeah.

Ladder match Vs. Jeff Hardy
Many good Batista matches, including one at 'Mania.
His Rumble win

>>2276423
Worked me into a shoot as a 7 year old because I thought he was real and he was gonna get me if I was ever alone in the dark

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>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK, HHH, Edge, Batista and many others their best matches
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
>Buried Husky Harris
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>>2276516
So much truth with glints of bullshit.

What do you mean by this?

>>2276516
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
That was Bret. Both taker and hbgay nearly put wwf out of business.
To taker's credit, at least he realised he and shawn couldn't draw and made michaels put over the GOAT

>>2276516
ANTI SMARKS BTFO BY BASED TAKER

He definitely worked my grandpa into a shoot when I was a kid........He legit believed the Undertaker lived in the Cemetery and got his Build and Physique from making Coffins all the time.

or did my granpa work me?

we'll never know

RIP based mark gramps

>>2276516
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
When? I want to see this.

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>>2276809
he didn't its just a poor copy of the CM cuck pasta, new low for undercarder marks

>deancuck talks to himself

>>2276819
>carter stalker seethes to himslef

Mark "Taketty" Dimesaway AKA The Undercarder

Taketty is a mess.

>>2276828
>>2276832
Not an argument.

>>2276835
>wanting a well-formed debate with actual arguments about fake fighting on an anonymous internet forum
wreddit needs you back

Say it with me guys!

>NEVER THE GUY

>RICH AS FUCK

>NEVER HAD A GOOD MATCH BEFORE 2006 AND EVEN THEN WAS CARRIED BY FAR SUPERIOR WORKERS

>HAD FIVE 5-STAR MATCHES IN HIS CAREER

Why did Vince feed The Streak to Broly? Broly's power is already maximum he didn't need it. Taker used to be GOAT now he is JUST some jobber.