ZaynChrist

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>>2271957
>*KABOOM*

All true, except you forgot
>Three MotY candidates in 2016
>Winning the US Belt at Mania in a god-tier 3-way match.

>>2271957

>non-violent mudslime

Not yet anyway, and gingers tend to be the quickest to radicalize since they inherently have no souls.

>>2271957
Based Sami. I don't know why he always gets grouped in with the other vanilla indy shitters when he can both talk and reach the top shelf in the cupboard

What is Sami Zayn's gimmick anyway?

>>2272092
He's just happy to be here

>>2272092
just happy to be there

You forgot
>got injured walking to the fucking ring
lmao he's made of glass. actually thats an insult to orton

>>2272105
>So much hype that he injured himself.

He needs to cool off.

>>2271957
I hope Samoa Joe pulls a Tyson Kidd on him

>>2272092
Fiery wrestler who is not just happy to be there.

>>2272092
Underdog From the Underground, a dude who was on the indies for years with the dream of eventually making it to the WWE ('cause everybody's dream is to make it to WWE, natch) and has fought and scratched and clawed for everything in his career, never backs down from a fight, never gives up, is usually a smiley, happy, neurotic dork with a goofy ska theme song and a dumb hat, but when pushed actually has a surprising amount of fire.

>>2272095
>>2272097
>When I'm sad, I put on his theme music to cheer me up

>>2272124
We all do

>>2272138
so basically he's happy to be there

>>2272151
When are we gonna get a "he's just sad to be here".

Like, a guy who really wanted to manage a Denny's, but he had to go into wrestling instead.

>>2272156
That's Brock Lesnar

>>2272138
Pretty much el generico theme song

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>>2271957
>non-violent mudslime

>>2272156
>a guy who just wants to be a dentist but has a surprising propensity for wrestling
>keeps winning and becomes increasingly angrier as he does so
>eventually gets to the main event of wrestlemania
>wins
>showered with confetti
>picks up a mic amidst the celebration
>"I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE"

>>2272095
>>2272097
hi Joe!

>>2271957
>best wrestler on the RAM roster
No
>can actually cut a fucking good promo when given the chance
this is true
>more emotion than shitters like Baloring, Jasethy and Javestty
sometimes yes, sometimes no
>above six foot
Considering that the manlets are in the cruiserweight division, i would consider this as a big point
>endearing babyface look
Kinda
>alpha af, talks shit about his boss's boy without fear and triggers obese neckbeards on twatter
can't say if it's true or not, didn't notice
>C H A R I S M A
Only when he's able to speak freerly, he lacks in the build up in rivalries tho
>made our boy Braun
Kinda, hope they don't fuck this up
>made NXT
Helped, I wouldn't give all the merit to him
>non-violent mudslime
we'll see...

>>2272092
He hates being in raw, and he hates mick foley

Show me one good Zayn promo. He's definitely never cut one in WWE.

>>2272092
Moderate Syrian Rebel

>>2272402
>>best wrestler on the RAM roster
>No

Not OP, but who's better?
KO is definitely good but not Zayn-tier, Rollins wasn't as good in 2015, let alone now. Balor? Not a chance.
Joe, maybe? But this ain't the 2000's anymore and he's past his prime in the ring.

>>2272473
Pac/Tozawa/Cesaro are bout the same level as Sami

>>2272485
>tfw no Tozawa/Zayn match
They ever fight on the indies?

>>2272485
Nev/Cesaro I can buy, but Tozawa I wouldn't put up there with them desu

I can't wait for Zayn to be the face of the company so we can finally get the trash fans to leave wrestling.

>>2272491
You watch his Dragon Gate stuff? Tozawa is very good imo

>>2272229
>a guy with a fucked up childhood
>a guy who just wants to be a dentist but has a surprising propensity for wrestling
>decides to do both
>keeps winning and becomes increasingly angrier as he does so
>goes fully insane, puts on mask and runs-in on his brother's hell in a cell match to tombstone him

Would you mark?

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>>2272497
>implying they would let smiley happy to be there generic muslim be the face of the company

>>2272513
That'd never happen.

Now, if you had the guy turn into a business executive a decade later, you might have something.

>>2272489
In a few tag matches yeah

I can put one on dailymotion later if you care about it that much

>>2272537
lol that sounded very aggressive

sorry im esl can somebody tell me how to say that better

>>2271957
he's a boring nerd lol

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>>2272549

>>2272574
im french canadian in quebec...

>>2272585
CONSTRUIRE MUR

>>2272499
I've seen some of his work, he's great, but Zayn/Cesaro/Nev set a crazy high bar.

>>2272585
After watching Trudeau speak for the first time I support a Northern Wall

>>2272015
>Sami in the US Title picture.
Nah, he's doing a Job for Joe then will probably be in the preshow.
Maybe next year though.

>>2272092
Making you fall asleep

>>2272711
we want wall as well

>>2272473
Roman

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>>2271957