"How come my name's on this?"
>>2270069
I was not prepared
>>2270069
That was a verbal hit below the belt desu
>tfw
>>2270069
>>2270069
>>2270112
>>2270126
>>2270143
>>2270179
>>2270231
What's the matter anons?
Feeling a little ....
A little....
RAAAAAAWWWWWWW
hehehehehe
;_;7
>>2270069
WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOOK FOWARD TO ON RAM NOW??
>>2270392
DA BIG DOG
>>2270069
FEBRUARY IS RUINED
>>2270069
I can only hope they don't plan on doing something even sadder like a bandaged Jericho coming down to the ring during Kevin's match on Fastlane because he promised he'd be there only to get even more beat up by Goldberg and/or Owens.
>>2270564
Anon pls
>the day before valentines day
STOP IT KEVIN, NO
>>2270564
>Goldberg picks up Jericho from under the stage in a full body cast and uses him to beat Kevin.
they did this to me on my birthday :(
>>2270069
>>2270564
>Jericho helps KO retain
>A broken Jericho holds a mic
>"I told you you were my best friend
>Mfw I saw it said list of KO
>>2270631
Kevin Owens superkicks him anyway
>>2270069
The last attraction on RAM is dead. Damn.
nothing left interesting on ram i am so sad :(
>>2270631
>"Don't you know Kevin? You were always my best frrrrrriiiiiiiiiiieeeeeennnnnndddddd~"
Nothing going to lie that shit was sad, also why couldn't we have this KO for the last 6 months?
>"How come my name's on this?"
>>2270684
Because people would still cheer for kevin. Now he's got a ton of heat for killing his best friend
>>2270684
I realized at the end of the segment that this is where truly Kevin Owens shines. Imagine if they had let him be dominant opportunist instead of chickenshit. If this is the new KO the US title is to far below him
HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND
>>2270719
They got it right out of the gate, but somewhere things went awry.
>>2270768
Probably around the time they decided to put there top title on the line, but haven't been good at making top heels recently.
>>2270594
Kek
>yfw Jericho still interferes and tries to help Owens at Fastlane because he still loves his best friend no matter what
>>2270825
>yfw he goes after Haitch to set up Summerslam this year or WM34 next year as Jericho retirement match
>>2270834
>HHH retiring Jericho
No
>>2270836
>>2270834
>yfw it's actually KO v Jericho at mania
>jerichos retirement match
>KO beats him and walks up the ramp, >Jericho grabs a mic
>No matter what Kev
>you'll always be my best friend
>>2270069
>>2270843
>jerichos retirement match
next year at WM34 is jericho's retirement match and I'm sure Jericho will go after Haitch soon as he realized everything up to this point.
>>2270069
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>2270858
Jericho's last match has to be against someone who he's had great history with. Haitch would actually be a good choice.
If you could actually get Rock to agree to it, it would be a cool sendoff for Jericho. 2001-2002 era Jericho was straight fire and they had a ton of great matches together.
Dream scenario is HBK vs Jericho. That 2008 feud was fucking great.
>>2270564
I'd kill myself on the spot desu
>>2270631
>>mfw
Im not even joking
Why anon? Why?
>>2270889
>Jericho is in depression after losing his best friend
>He realizes Haitch was the one who made KO broke his friendship over Owens
>He remembers Haitch hates him because Jericho cucked him over his wife Steph back in the Attitude Era.
>He comes back the next year then starts to harass Steph, would lead to the destruction of The Authority.
Screencap this shit
>>2270825
> Owens and Jericho have a Elizabeth and Savage moment at Wrestelmania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu5Zi2HuBww
>>2270889
sami zayn is the only choice
>7 feet tall
>was only 3 inches taller than cesaro
cesaro is now 6'8" or 6'9"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83qeS54K0s
Press F to pay respects
>yfw Chris was shooting and was actually really thankful for all the fun they had
>tfw you could tell how sad he was that this is the end of their arc
>>2270936
F
sad song time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU
>>2270937
>thedayfriendshipdied.jpg
>>2270943
http://www.rainymood.com
I hope that fat piece of shit gets his teeth punched in by Goldberg.
>>2270949
why would Goldberg punch your mom? not cool breh
>>2270937
>ywn have a best friend like Jericho
>>2270959
have sex
>>2270936
I can't remember the last time I've seen a heel be a genuine friend.
>>2270631
>JeriKO have a Macho Man-Elizabeth moment
I'd mark the fuck out.
>>2270936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-ae6_okmg
>>2270919
this would actually be gold
>>2270631
Jericho:
>"You told me I was your best friend..."
Kevin:
>"...I know"
>"...You were my best friend."
>>2270631
>Jericho vs KO at WM
>Jericho keeps kicking out
>KO pleads with him to stay down
>Jericho keeps getting back up
>KO hits another PUP
>Jericho finds the strength to kick out once more
>KO's anger grows to a look of worry
>Jericho makes it to his feet using KO for leverage
>KO looks at Jericho in shock
>Jericho collapses onto KO with one final hug
>KO closes his eyes and shakes his head before embracing Jericho one final time
>"I'm sorry, I love you"
>One final PUP
>Jericho stays down
Raw is going to suffer by these two not being together anymore.
>>2271176
At least we'll still have a month and a half of their feud shenanigans.
[spoiler]I'd rather they just be best friends still though ;_;[/spoiler]
>>2270936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWIaLo
FUCK YOU OWENS IVE BEEN WORKED INTO AN EMOTIONAL SHOOT EAT SHIT LARDASS!
>pretending to care about this shitty storyline
>>2270069
Love is over.
>>2271202
It's literally the only engaging storyline WWE's had for the past half year.
>>2271202
>Implying this isnt the best storyline of 2017 and its fucking february
Go away
>WWE does a long term booking storyline
>turns into the best thing going
When has long term booking not been good?
>>2270069
This is the only storyline on Mundane No Draws I actually cared about last night
>>2270069
f-fuck
>>2271202
>Being dead inside and expecting others to share your misery
>>2271247
>injuries that stop a storyline from proceeding
>writers having no idea what to do
>people not good on the mic enough to carry something long term, unlike Jericho
>>2271328
nearly all of this is being showcased with the Natalya vs Nikki feud. It's be going on for sooooo fucking long
>>2270564
Dear god, my heart wouldn't be able to handle that.
>>2270564
>>2270631
I will not be able to contain myself if they're actually planning such an angle
>The best thing about Raw is over
Why should I watch any more?
>>2271414
To see Chris get revenge on that fat cunt.
When all is said and done and KO is half dead at Chris's feet at Wrestlemania... Then you can stop watching RAM.
>>2271436
>Was about to leave in 2005
>Put over Cena in his last match
>Was about to leave in 2010
>Put over Orton in his last match
>Is about to leave after Wrestlemania
Guess what's happening. JeriGOAT is willing to eat a pin from Fandango at WM if there's a chance to get him over, he knows his reputation untouchable by this point.
>>2271398
Good thing I skip women's wrestling
>>2271447
Truly the GOAT.
He'll be very missed. Hopefully the Fozzy tours won't take a year or something.
>>2270631
>THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS FOR WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP. IF CHRIS JERICHO DOES NOT WIN, HE MUST RETIRE.
>>2270607
Happy belated, anon
>>2271447
The Fatty shouldn't hold any title
Chris should give the US title to Sami Zzzayn
>>2271447
I would hope and pray they give him a title run before he leaves. Even a small one that'll only last until Extreme Rules or some shit.
Cause lets face it, at this point, who knows when Jeridad would come back. A fresh Wrestlemania moment would be good, and god knows everyone would love it after this RAM. Then he can get 'injured' by the fat shit at Extreme Rules.
>>2271452
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
Will fatso finally start getting boos like he deserves?
>>2271151
>Jericho collapses onto KO with one final hug
>KO closes his eyes and shakes his head before embracing Jericho
>Falls onto his back and let's the unconscious Jericho get a 3 count on him
>Picks Jericho up off the ground and holds up his hand
>They both embrace
>KO is now a face and Jericho goes off to do his music shit
>>2271452
This should be the Main Event at Mania. THis should be the last "THANK YOU" from WWE to Jericho.
Please let it happen. Its going to be emotional. Let KO give a "Im sorry, thank you for everything" before powerbomb Jericho to win.
>>2270069
>>2271491
Jericho deserves to be in and win the main event of WM. He has been by far the most entertaining part of Raw all year.
Maybe HHH will help Owens retain against Goldjew so Owens vs Jericho can be for the title, which would make more sense than 2 part timers.
>>2270564
Fuck you I'm tearing up I hate that this segment is hitting me on all levels
>>2271510
For a while I genuinely believed they were going to give Jericho this years Rumble. It would have set up Jericho vs Owens nicely.
just watched it again
>the way Y2J introduces the FOF
>the way he puts on that shiny fedora
>he paid for the hoes
>7000$ statue
>he paid for the picture
>he literally tells him that he loves him
>"i want to give you this, it COMES FROM MY HEART"
>"hee-eey, its a new list! :)"
>"how come my name is on it?"
>"The list of KO"
>people still like the redditcho/oreowens shtick
>people still watch raw
??????
>>2270564
I'd end myself if they did this. Fuck this storyline worked me into a shoot.
>>2270937
You could tell all through this latest run that Jericho was having an absolute ball. He seemed to love playing this version of the character, and it reflected in his work, putting out the most entertainment segments of the show every single week. It's the best Jericho has been in years. He seemed totally revitalized by how much he loved this run.
>>2271530
he was really funny, yeah
>>2271523
>people have their own tastes, thoughts and opinions
>people don't just mindlessly hate whatever is popular on another website and make hilarious memes about like me
???????
>>2271537
>the sheer state of triggered rawtists
Anyone but the GOAT Jericho and this would easily have been one of the most cringe things in WWE history.
But with Jerigoat it's funny and entertaining.
>>2270069
We all knew it was coming eventually, but they still made it hurt so much. Perfect execution.
>Fastlane Main event
>Goldberg beating the hell out of KO
>An injured Jericho in a sling limos down the ramp to distract Goldberg.
>Takes a spear meant for Owens
>Writhing in pain
>Goldberg jackhammers Owens, gets the title and leaves
>Jericho shakily makes his way to the corner, gets a mic
>Laying against the botttom turnbuckle, says "Kevin, I told you. No matter what happens, you'll always be my best friend
>Owens does a cannonball into Jericho
>Picks him up, Jericho doesn't try to fight him off or run away, just stands there.
>Irish whip into popup powerbomb
>Owens leaves Jericho laying in a heap in the ring
>show ends
>The last thing to make the list was friendship (the magician)
>>2271576
That's the cleverest subtle thing the WWE has done in ages, possibly forever.
>>2271576
Holy shit
Jericho legit got owen over as a heel and wrapped up the list story line and had a memorable wrestling segment.
THATS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT PLEBES
>>2271587
>Jericho legit got owen over as a heel
Yup, and now we all get to watch WWE ruin that momentum by having Goldberg squash Owens.
"Sculpt it in maaaaan"
"It's art! You don't need pants!"
What did we do to deserve Jericho?
>>2271592
>confirmed draw squashing anti-draw
>smarks cry about it
Based, another W for anti-smarkchads.
>>2271594
Jericho is ultra gifted on the mic. No matter what bullshit they feed him, he turns it into the best segment of the night. As people above rightly pointed out, this segment in pretty much anyone elses hand would have came across forced and cringe worthy.
Jericho is just that good.
>>2271594
I'm just really excited to see how he's going to be next year when he comes back for a legit last ride.
>>2271601
>As people above rightly pointed out, this segment in pretty much anyone elses hand would have came across forced and cringe worthy.
>in anyone else's hand
Was p. cringe anyway
sorry lads, this is low-tier plebeian humour for 5 year old. OutRAW wrestlers aren't allowed here.
>>2271603
This
Redditcho is cringe
Jericho was always great, he used to be a smark favorite, then he became corporate jerhcio and smarks started disliking him for some reason. Like legit getting worked because he decided to become a company man and not shit on wwe.
But Jericho has always been a master heel at the same time being a good comedy wrestler
>>2271603
>this is low-tier plebeian humour for 5 year old
So everything went right over your head, huh?
@2271608
>the state of your paranoia
I'd feel bad for you if you were worth even a (You)
@2271612
t. Five year old
>>2271603
>Tfw too smart to enjoy this segment
>>2271615
>Trying this hard
>>2271615
Botch
>>2271619
This
@2271621
@2271622
It's just too easy to trigger RAMbabbies
>>2271576
K I N O
I
N
O
>yfw is a huge swerve to defeat Oldberg
Why the fuck is this got damn segmant still in my head fucking Chris Jericho getting me emotionally invested in this shit. I'm thinking about it more than I need to bros I have issues
>>2271452
>>2270919
I'd pay good money to witness Jericho bringing back his filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag ho promos on Stephanie.
>>2271452
>Owens signals for the Pop up powerbomb
>Sees half dead Jericho getting up
>Hugs Jericho and apologizes
>Jericho smiles at him
>Hits the Pop up powerbomb
>Referee hands Owens the US title but Owens ignores him
>Hugs unconcious Jericho
>Jericho gets his THANK YOU moment
>Owens helps him to the back and raises his hand one last time on the ramp
FUG man
>>2271491
>two anti-draws in the main event
lolno
they'll get a us title match and you'll be happy, marky
Fat smarks are going to be seething at WM33
I'm hyped
>Owens will induct Y2J in the Hall of Fame one day
Owens made a smart move. Most of Chris's close wrestling friends seem to die quite early.
>>2271645
>worked
>>2271648
Owens confirmed for dying of massive hear attack soon.
>>2271658
Yes ya R
>>2271645
>this many contrarian buzzwords in one post
I'm fine with them feuding for the U.S. title at Mania, but holy shit man could you be any more of an edgy faggot about it?
best friends forever
I Will Never Know The Touch Of A Non-Related Female: The Thread
>>2271648
>Owens suddenly has a heart attack during his fight with Goldberg
>About to be tapped out
>Jericho runs in and pulls Goldberg of KO and feeds him a sensu bean
>KO wins and him and Jericho promise to never fight again as they hug.
>>2271687
>feeds KO a senzu bean
>Goldberg kills them both anyway because he still has finishers in his tank and link 99% of his health bar
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5nVVMeHIo
Jericucks on suicide watch.
>>2271701
New thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3YrId6etLA
Redditors on suicide watch.
>>2270631
I'm hoping their WM match is honestly a squash and it's just Jericho refusing to fight his best friend.
This is all Paul's fault
>>2270825
Big blow out awesome match between the two, Jericho finally hits Codebreaker and exhausted pulls Owens on top of him. Ref counts 3, Y2J picks up the mic says It wasnt worth it and just walks out of wwe
>>2271841
>awesome match
>Jericuck
>2017
????
>>2270069
Goddamn it
>>2271247
Roman
>>2271202
its ok anon....only people with friends would feel this storyline
>It's a new list!
>"How come my name's on this?"
>>2270069
Even with all this usual bad WWE acting I legit felt bad for him.
>>2272048
KO and Jericho are good actors.
>>2272032
So here's my question.
If we assume the alternative is "Jericho tries to help KO, accidentally screws KO, Goldberg beats KO for the title, KO loses it and turns on Jericho.", is this better or worse than what we actually got? Because what we actually got was "Triple H made KO turn on Jericho."
On the one hand, it's kinda like, oh boy, Haitch is sticking his fingers in the most over angle on Raw, whoopee, that's great. On the other hand, this is sorta more poignant because Jericho didn't actually do anything to Kevin, even accidentally and Kevin clearly, CLEARLY didn't wanna do it but still felt he had to.
I dunno. What do you guys think?
>>2272061
You can still notice that the crowd wasn't really invested in the segment until the painting, Jericho's shoot and the final.
>>2272083
Crowd sucked. Did you hear boring chants ?
>>2272082
My interest is less in the why and more in the how. If Jericho just goes full petty "I'm gonna cost you the title and then we'll feud for this lesser belt I'm holding" about it then that sucks but if he's still holding onto some vain hope that Owens just made a bad call and still wants to be friends then that can be interesting. Or if they do go the petty route go all in and make Jericho come across less like a former friend and more like a spiteful ex-girlfriend throwing a tantrum or something.
>>2272110
God, I hope they learned their lesson from Seth's horrible face turn and don't do the same with Jericho.
Jericho's turning babyface here, so, if they do it like, he's trying to "save" Owens from Triple H, that could actually really compelling.
>>2272082
Eh, if it happened during the match it would've been much less memorable than all the pump and circumstance of this segment.
>>2270564
Make it happen pls.
Golden tv.
All beaten up Jericho helps Owens retain;''I told you I'd be there for you maaaaaaaaaaaaaan''
then passes out
>>2272127
Unfortunately, it's already decided that Goldberg is winning and fighting Brock for the title at Mania.
Having said that, maybe if this segment gets crazy over, Vince will change his mind, but I doubt it.
>>2270069
I was literally crying. It reminded me of things that happened to me in high school. I would hide in one of the classrooms every lunch in my last two years
>>2272120
This will lead to Jericho vs Haitch angle as Jericho reeling his wounds with his best friend KO. I can see Haitch vs Jericho at next year's WM that would be epic and fitting for Jericho's career.
>>2272137
Thinking about this, I kinda wanna see Jericho/Seth vs. KO/Haitch or KO/Samoa Joe at some point.
>>2272130
This whole Goldberg bullshit so fucking annoying. Its the same shit like Brock constantly fucking over active wrestlers, but unlike Oldberg Brock actually can wrestle. In Goldbergs case its literally just an old guy who cant wrestle for more than 5 minutes who only gets wins because he used to be big decades ago. Fuck this shit, seriously.
Jericho is going to cost Owens the title and then they feud until Wrestlemania for the fucking US title......
What a fucking WASTE of a perfectly great storyline with actual buildup. Goldberg and Brock don't need a title to fight for. Their match is already set so why the fuck do they need that added to it?? Makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
>>2272146
To give Goldberg a little bit of credit, he did basically save Raw's ratings and become by far the most over thing on the show. He's one of the few things that actually feels special, because the show kills everybody that's full-time.
Don't get mad at Goldberg, he's just a symptom of the disease. The disease itself is Vince and his shitty creative team.
>>2272169
>The disease itself is Vince and his shitty creative team.
which always baffles me. you have a full roster with, some more, some less, unique wrestlers and infinite possibilitys for cool storylines, yet its always the same old shit they pull. every fucking neckbeard on /asp/ came up with ideas a million times better than anything WWE did the last 5 years. Its like they arent even trying. I dont even expect some super deep storylines, its WWE after all, but they should at least TRY to come up with something cool. Especially with guys like the Wyatts around.
>>2271576
>a literal redditor broke up Jericho/Owens
POTTERY
>>2270564
>KO gets laid out by a spear
>Jericho comes rushing down
>Stands no chance, also eats a spear
>Brock hops the barrier and hits Goldberg with two F5s and leaves
>KO wakes up, only sees Jericho slumped over and Goldberg out cold in the middle of the ring
>gets the easy pin
>KO helps Jericho up and hugs him, thinking he was the one who took out Goldberg
>>2272184
What kind of super deep storylines you want? Apollo Crews hitting Strowman with a car and claiming that he did it for the Titus Brand? Or maybe Rollins and Reigns vs AJ Styles and the God in a tag team match?
>>2272228
>AJ Styles getting a hot tag from God.
I don't see how you couldn't want this.
>>2272228
>Apollo Crews hitting Strowman with a car and claiming that he did it for the Titus Brand?
Yes I love brand negro
>>2272218
This is the only thing that will make sense.
>>2272218
BOOK IT VINCE
>monitor can hurt your head
>powerbomb can hurt your back
>the biggest pain is still losing your best friend
;_;
>>2272218
yes please
>>2272935
>>2271603
18+
>>2271450
Sexistic and racistic cunt
>>2270631
>>2270564
>>2272228
>God left HBK hanging
>God shows up to tag with AJ
HBK BTFO
This is the last time they spoke as friends, Kevin Owens standing with a DARK shirt, Jericho standing with a LIGHT jacket.
>>2275055
That some deep pottery
>>2275055
>KO wearing white in the painting
Is this the foreshadowing for a double-turn swerve!?
>>2271603
>>2272132
Ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha what a massive faggot
>>2270943
>Sad song time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYw7FPB7CE
>>2271247
I recall that Lita/Kane/Abortion/Rape/ITWASN'TMYFAULT/BabyPunt angle going on for half of eternity.
>>2271491
No. KO needs to go full, 100% irredeemable total asshole goon heel and show exactly zero remorse for beating Jericho and exactly zero gratitude for anything Jericho has ever done for him.
This may be the gayest thread of all time.
Is everyone on here legitimately 5 years old?
The whole thing would've been even better if they had blood in it. The beatdown didn't look as brutal.
>>2270069
JUST
>The Bon Jovi advert in the background.
Unplanned pottery
>>2275304
>yfw Jericho hates Bon Jovi with a undesirable passion
Irony
KO will take the US belt off Jericho at Mania
>Jericho just DESTROYS Owens during the match
>picks up Owens for one last Codebreaker
>stops
>looks at the crowd
>looks at Kevin
>Jericho slowly lowers him to the mat and stumbles back to the turnbuckle
>sinks to his knees and slowly shakes his head in disbelief at himself
>he can't do it
>he can't hurt the man who was once his best friend any longer
>Kevin staggers upright, confusion and anger in his eyes
>Jericho gets up, and approaches Kevin, hand outstretched and eyes pleading
>He'll forgive him for hurting him, for breaking their friendship, for destroying everything Jericho holds dear
>All he wants is his friend back
>Kevin looks at the outstretched hand, then at Jericho
>He smiles
>Then savagely kicks Chris, pushes him into the ropes and pop-up powerbombs him for the pin
>Kevin gloats with the belt, soaking in the hatred emanating from crowd
>Leaving the broken man, his former best friend, still laying in the ring
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=riTqhd3_QW4&video_start=342&audio=ESBXOOMi7SE&audio_start=0
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