and so it begins
>>2268307
First for Emmalina
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>watching pro wrestling
I can't believe I'm about to watch 3 hours of RAM just to see Emmalina.
I've got half of a bottle of wine, some leftovers, and my wife is passed out on cough syrup. Let's fucking party.
F
>>2268316
kek, also RIP chavo
wtf chavo sr died
>>2268314
Acá papi, viendo el show B
>>2268307
SMACKDOWN WINS!!
Who else been in their cage for months waiting for tonight?
Which hour is Emmalina going to debut in?
>>2268314
Reporting in
Raw is a good way to kill three hours but it ain't good for much else
>3 hours left
>Women """""wrestling""""" is going to be the main event.
See you guys tomorrow.
>Steph
RAW LOST
F
BORN DOWN IN EL PASO
WHERE THE TUMBLEWEEDS BLOW
steph is pretty
>Steph opens the show
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
>Steph
Welp
Raw is only worth it to shitpost here live, because since we moved to /asp/ the generals have died
>opening with Steph after EC
Smackdown wins again
Awesome, starting with the best part of WWE, my queen Steph.
time for emasuclation
>stephanie
SMACKDOWN WINS BY GOD WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>its a steph opens episode
>>2268329
Literally who
Reminder that emmalina will NOT (never) debut and i will hold to the screenshot of me saying i will buy everyone in this thread wwe 2k17 if it gets posted.
>>2268338
>Emmalina
>Debuting
I don't understand why she keeps opening ram.
>Steph
well, smackdown wins again
I can't wait for Oreowens to lose at Fastlane and never become champion again.
Time to fap
>>2268336
here, but I've only been locked up for about 2 weeks
BOOOOOOOOOO.
>Steph and Ramen open the night
KEK
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
>watching RAW
I'm just waiting till Hannity, the feud Hannity vs Morning Joe is better than anything on RAW
Mmmm mmm them Steph titties
steph, now roman, ohhh boy, here we go lads
BASED BIG DAWG
BASED
BAZED DIK BOG
>pronouncing nevada wrong in nevada
It's a good thing she's pretty
Not even three minutes in and the show is already ruined.
stephanie and roman does vince hate good ratings
>Steph
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Titus O'Neil will kiss his Son again
Steph looks fantastic!
>Steph and Ramon starting ram
>Steph and Ramen
Smack already won
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT BOYS
Based Foley working Steph into giving him paid time off
GOAT
>that BBD and Braun animation
fuckin kek
BIG SNOOP
>Steph opens RAW with 20 minute promo and emasculates an ex-Shield member
This 2014?
>/ourguy/ Based Bigger Dog getting buried by the microscopic pup
Fuck Raw
BBDWTS
B I G D O G
>>2268381
>steph is hot af and great heel
>roman is based big dog
Do you hate awesome shit?
Raw Is Snore
>2 big bitches in the ring
huh
GOAT
welp good luck next week >raw
Take the L with dignity, you've surely been getting used to it
>the shantytown or raw
why does steph do the vince voice so much
I don't want none
>steph keeps switching between face and heel
For the love of god pick something
based steph working da big dog
Holy shit just what the fuck is Stephanie's character supposed to be? Heel? Face? she's not even a tweener.... She's all over the fucking place
Is Stephanie bipolar?
>>2268403
Jesus Christ put that bitch on a diet.
mark henry, -sigh-
LEAVE MARK HENRY ALONE
>>2268408
But how will she sqeeze into everything
I'm glad I passed up on going to the show today already
>strowman vs henry
>>2268403
You prepping that bunny for cooking?
BASED BIG DOG
M A Y B E
MAYBE
I HAVE ONE SPEAR LEFT IN ME
>HENRY VS BRAUN
BIG DUDES JUST GOING AT IT
Can Mark Henry out eat Nia Jax?
>>2268420
found the manlet
NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDS
Based Good Brothers
Roman about to bury the tag team champs
>>2268420
HEYYYYYYYYYY MAN
someone 2sweet me
>>2268417
She a cute fat cat bud
>the hooverville of RAW
oh boy, another clusterfuck segment
TAG CHAMPS GONNA GET BURIED BY THE BIG DAWG
>MAYBE
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MAAAAAAAAAAN
>its a Roman buries the tag champs episode
>Club being fed to Roman
They just started clawing their way out, don't drop another mountain on them
Smackdown wins again
>Roman is gonna bury the tag team champs
gg
M A Y B E
A
Y
B
E
Why have they given the Bullet Club the world tag team championships. How many wins do they even have?
Who writes this shit?
>the rolling stonesky
HEY MAN!
>>2268432
*2sweetskis* my broski
Brother Gallows sure is dark n' greasy tonight.
>In honor of Teddy
>Not a tag team match playa
what the fuck
HOLLA
>Roman going over tag champs
>Anderson afraid to face Roman in a handicap match
When is Lucha Underground coming back
>That knockoff BC shirt
I didn't think that design could've been shat on any worse
Cringe cringe Steph
>Roman versus odds
Cringe
>Handicap Match, Holla
Fuck you, Steph
>holla
What's up with Gallows' odd tan
>reigns beating the tag champs on his own
Based Big Dog.
C R I N G E
>>2268450
Fuck yeah budski, thanks
>only one Holla
>match doesn't have the undertaker
Teddy is rolling over in his grave
>Roman going to bury your tag champs
>PLA YUUUUUH?
>HOOOOOO LAH
please no steph stop
only 23 hours and 10 minutes left, lads
I don't even care if Big Dog buries these cucks
fuck this im watching wrestlemania 30
>>2268446
So New Day buries them at WM.
welp fuck this shit
>start show with fucking steph and fedoramen
>fedoramen burying clubski
there are """"""""people""""""""" who unironically like this show
I'm putting this on record and tuning out. Can't fucking do it.
Holy shit what a terrible start to RAW
This is surely the worst it's started in months.
>>2268465
Wtf teddy's dead ?
Rolling Stoneskis
>>2268478
No, You idiot
>Roman Reigns
there are """""""""people"""""""""""" itt who defend this
welp, guess I can finally go back to playing Morrowind
Does every ameridonald tv show have this many commercials?
>My supergirl stream is dead
looks like I'm stuck here
wtf I want to join the navy now
>>2268487
>Not Minecraft
look at this old man
Remember when Cena and Orton teamed up to go over the entire Raw roster in a single handicap match only for Triple H to come out and beat them both up afterwards?
How many years has Raw been shit now?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SHOWED A NAKED WOMAN
>>2268491
Yes
Jesus Christ, they're going to shit all over Ghost in the Shell
Kek, they're really gonna feed their tag team champs to Roman
hot start to the show, i'm hyped for the handicapped match
>>2268497
Huh?
BURRET CRUB PRZ
Just got here, why is Roman in a 2 on 1 against Bullet Club?
is this going to be like Dolph vs :D and Kalisto?
>>2268487
My N'wah
if roman berries the tag champs 1 v 2 im gonna go do my taxes 2bh
What have I missed so far lads
>>2268507
That trailer of that obamanation
>>2268459
Bubblebutt
People are cheering Roman, this is strange.
>>2268509
Against who? Bullet Club aren't in WWE dude.
>Braun comes out and kills Roman, still gets the pin on Anderson
>Roman comes out later and spears Braun
Gotta keep him strong
BBDTWS
>>2268496
It was Umaga that destroyed them though.
>>2268509
Because Steph hates Teddy Long because Teddy stole her Car Scene Idea with The Undertaker
Does anyone actually like RAW compared to Smackdown? It's like two totally different shows.
>>2268515
Absolutely nothing.
>>2268515
eva marie is the new GM of RAM
Holla holla
>>2268527
it is two different shows
>>2268519
Not really, it was a bunch of kids.
>>2268500
The tag champs are shit, I literally don't give a crap about CAW 1 and CAW 2
This is a terrible start to RAW. Lmao that Ramen will bury the entire tag division though, BIG DOG
>>2268519
Clubetties are just that awful
Inb4 balor comes out and becomes leader of the club
>>2268477
Ramen ruins literally every segment he's in.
>>2268527
WE ALL LIKE RAW MORE. SMACKDOWN IS JUST A MEME.
>>2268532
Theres a lot of fucking kids in Vegas then
I was at Nxt Sat night. On their titantron thing they have little trivia shit during intermission.
One was a blurred out picture "guess the superstar".
The BIGGEST reaction the entire night was a blurred picture of Roman Reigns, Every fat smark there, normie with his gf, anyone. boo
'd the shit out of based big dog.
Roman proving just a picture of him is more over than all of nxt roaster
What took the ref so long to DQ them?
did roman just say "woof"?
nigga leaving the big dog gimmick
BASED BALD CLUB WORKING THE BIG DOG MARKS
>>2268519
you smarks need to accept that he is finally OVUR
BIG DOG IN TROUBLE Y'ALL
BBD is over as fuck with the crowd. Lots of women and children in it as opposed to obese neckbeard smarks
A DQ finish? *sigh* I really want to like RAW, but...
Anderson has stopped being such a fat fuck lately
Wonder why he's still getting buried
bbdwts
I'm making Holey Water
WHAT A FINISH
THIS IS WHY YOU LOSE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS GOING INTO THE THIRD HOUR
>>2268531
You know what I meant.
SUPAHMANG PAUNCH
BASED LARGE CANINE
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD FOR ROMAN
Ha! Some tag champs
>>2268551
Instead it's obese neckbeard /asp/ies
>>2268553
Anderson is the midget
Gallows is the fat one
>>2268541
>the meme cucks
way to build your champions, ram
>Roman is going to go over and beat the tag team champs, I am so angry at this.
>>2268555
Because I'm boiling the Hell out of it
Can Roman overcome these insurmountable odds?
>>2268565
stay worked mark
Poor Mark
>roman going superman over the champs
yeah fuck this see you guys tomorrow for smack
Is Mark Henry actually the strongest man?
Who /basedbigdog/ here?
>not even 100 unique IPs
>state of WWE
the state of RAW
>Mark Henry
>in the year of our Lord 2017
This is genuinely terrible I'm not sure why I'm here
>>2268573
He pulled two trucks, mang. Two of them.
>>2268573
At one point he was by definition he was strongest human being on the planet at one point
He has set world records also
>RAW in charge of making any belt holder look strong
>>2268573
He was, he set a bunch of world records and never roided would have won Olympic medals but he was hurt
>>2268573
He was for like twelve years but now it's Brian Shaw
IWANTFUCKTHENEWDAYWITHMUHDICK
Wait is based Charlie going to be on Raw
>>2268562
I know. I mean, Anderson was fatter and has visibly trimmed down.
Gallows is a lost cause of fat like Swagger was desu senpai.
>>2268573
no. he never even medaled in the olympics
BASED MIZ COMMERCIAL
Reminder that Jericho literally got a clipboard over with the fans in just a few weeks
BASED FUCKING MIKE MAKING RAW BETTER
>>2268574
right here bro
OOOOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHH
>>2268572
Another smark worked into a shoot.
Some people can't hang
A LISTER ON RAW
BASED BLUE BRAND
>>2268579
Tell me that's not the main event
I'm gonna marry Charlotte!
>Crying because BIG DOG made an appearance
Why is it so bright? Why are there so many LEDs? Why are the ring posts fat? Why is the audience lit up?
Looks fucking tacky.
>>2268600
we made it nigga
does /asp/ like Roman just to be contrarian
I mean the dude just humiliated the literal tag team champions
why do you enjoy this
>>2268573
>set world records
>never roided
pick only 1
>>2268585
Didn't just 2 weeks ago the WWE Champ, Diva Champ and IC Champ all got pinned CLEAN on SD on the same night
>>2268593
GOATET
>Fridge vs Chin again for no reason
>meanwhile /smack/ women are actually attractive and have passable storylines
The absolute state of the ram """women"""
>2 hours and 40 minutes left
>>2268602
you trying to be husband 3 or 4?
>>2268612
Wanna know how I can tell you're a virgin?
Corbin and Ambrose need some Bosley tbqh
>>2268608
>blaming the man for his booking
Quit crying
>>2268485
Can anyone post a GIF of these rangers doing the "oh, it's nothing" pose?
VIIIIIIIIIIIIINCCCCCCCE
REEEEEEEEEE
>andre
>never drew a dime
>getting his own documentary
Wow...
>Andre documentary
wtf I love HBO now
>>2268608
trip on DaCreaner
>Cringe Gay
>>2268616
I can guarantee I've fucked more women than you bud. Nice try though
>>2268608
He just got beat up and disqualified wtf are you on about?
Club is based, Roman is based.
They both will live another day calm the fuck down.
>>2268617
doesn't work. Only way to cure hair loss is to do what Trump did and surgically implant the hair on the side of your head to the crown of your head
>>2268617
If you're Dean, why care when you've already got the cutest girl in the company?
>>2268625
Whatever you say, sweetie
Anons dad walks in
>HBO makes a Macho Man docu
>It has a sex scene with him and a teenage Steph
>>2268625
furry sex doll don't count bitch
crowd couldn't give less of a fuck
What if Bo wins this match out of nowhere?
>>2268610
>Implying Cena needs help to look strong and Randy shouldn't be getting wins en route to Mania as the Rumble winner
>Implying that wasn't to set up a match at the PPV where the belt changed
>Implying losing to AJ Styles hurts anybody
lmao that you tried to compare Raw's shoddy booking to SmacDown's, though.
member that video of drunk Bo getting arrested in an airport?
BO DALLAS SIGHTING
BASED BO
What the fuck happened to Bo's face
don't bully bo!
A Jobbing Rotunda. this is what im used to.
>3 black dudes roasting one guy
how would john wick do in wwe?
He looks more like Bray with the beard
>Bo, a legit funny guy, is forced to stand there while these niggers spew cringey memes
>BO growing a beard
he's joining the Wyatt's!
>Squash match to sell ass cream
cringe
NEW
DAY
ICE
CREAM
THO
(Punk must be pissed)
I bet Bo wish he's with Bray right now
>>2268608
I am pretty sure it's one faggot who posts Big dog working the smarks, it's pathetic.
Roman is decent in the ring but, his character and booking is bullshit, it's worse than Cena in his prime.
>Massive chants of "Roman! Roman! Roman!"
>Crowd is planted firmly in their seats, most just looking at their phones.
Did they seriously pipe in chants for like 8 seconds? The crowd was dead silent up until that point and then again for the rest of the match.
>>2268643
>yotsuba
How's life treating you, normalfag wagie?
B O
A
S
E
D
B A S E D
O
Is this a jab at Punk
text from my dad
>switching to basketball till these monkeys are done
even normie dads get it
>the absolute fucking state of ram
Titus Brand stable please
>based Bo being pulled out of the gutter to job to the cuck day
Fuck you Vince
HOLY FUCK BASED BO
Would Roman joining the New Day get him cheers?
All these fucking cuties in the crowd, where the fuck are they at the other wrestling shows god damn
>Bray wins gold
>Bo still jobbing
>>2268648
Would kill the crowd because they are so hostile towards his Big Dog
PUNK SEETHING
>WE WANT ICE CREAM XDXDXD
The Axis should have won WW2
>>2268662
screencap that
Bo beat Big E for the NXT championship
it seems like bo has lost a lot of weight
FIGHT FOR EVER
based bo
Bo > New Day
SAVE US TITUS
>new day comes in and bullies bo dallas in the ring
>faces
fuckin dindus
Just came back from the washroom. What was that paper?
>>2268672
There were black Nazis though
Bo I am laffin
This is youtuber tier comedy what the fuck
>>2268614
1!!
MATT MORGAN BURIED BY BASED BO
>>2268648
who is steve blackman
>Hey guys Bray's brother is still in the company lets give him some TV time
this could be a new low for >rew
Believe in job
>>2268657
You know what's pathetic? Complaining about a character on a tv show every single week like he's killed your family just because his job books him a certain way.
Everything devalues from being involved with New Day
>>2268484
Whew....Thank God I'm an idiot
>>2268668
Nevada is the only place in the U.S. brothels are legal. You figure it out from there
>STOP
robotic latinas btfo
>"Hey, RAM's on."
>It's the New Day gyrating and force-feeding a prone Bo Dallas cereal
Bravo
>>2268672
Had a fucking top kek at this thanks m8
and Bo dies from allergic reaction to nigger cereal
Based Geordie is going to smash this twink
>>2268695
WUZ
JACK LAD
>Anon's Dad doesn't walk in
>>2268706
MUMMIES
What did he call him?
>Cruiserweights are now the highlight of RAW
what the fuck happened
bloody what?
>Pillock
FUCKING BASED GENTLEMAN
>>2268713
>what the fuck happened
Stephanie and Roman
>cruisercuck action is next
>some little nerd with a mustache and umbrella
>coming up next a FESTIVAL OF FRIENDSHIP
Why
Charly is so fucking hot. I would jerk off but I think it would be too weird jerking it to a dude, I'm not a queer
Jack is bretty good on the mic
>>2268705
>Twink
cruiserweights are interesting
>>2268711
Bloody pillock. In American it's similar to calling him a bitch ass nigga.
I dont speak bong, the fuck is a pillock
>>2268713
Stephanie, Roman, Seth, New Day, Foley, part timers, etc
>>2268716
>Roman
No, it was just Stephanie
>>2268711
Pillock ?
Kek screwing up the punchline by not being near enough to the mike,,, what a manlet
>>2268684
Blueprints for the new day ice cream as dumb as that sounds
>>2268719
she has tits
all signs points to OK
>>2268724
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pillock
>>2268724
it's what the Brits say before a Muslim rapes his wife in front of him.
I like pretty much all the cruiserweights while disliking 90% of the main roster
Kevin Owens and Jericho better do something Gay
So, Anon's Dad walks in or I quit watching Lady Booty
>2 hours 25 minutes to go
SEFF
FREAKIN
rollins
>>2268719
>Having a problem with jizzing all over Charly's big man titties
More for me then
NEVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PILLOCK
>NEVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PILLOCK
NEVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PILLOCK
>NEVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PILLOCK
NEVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PILLOCK
>NEVILLE CONFIRMED FOR PILLOCK
>>2268749
THAT'S A SCARED DUDE
Why do they change the ring ropes for the midgets?
New Thread when?
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXX
Jack Gallagher is 2-0 in MMA if you didn't know
Dasha>Cathy
my robotic spic interviewer is cuter than yours
ALICIA FUUuuuuuUUCKS
>Dar vs Gallagher
worst possible cruiserweight match
you know what? fuck everyone
i like gallagher, i think he pulls off his character well
Why do Americans 'dab' every opportunity they get?
>>2268761
Cathy has GOAT feet tho
>>2268700
Sure but thats an hour drive outside of town
Y'all hate New Day but love Jack Gallagher
Why? They're both annoying shits
>>2268767
>fuck everyone
You're a dumbass, most of /asp/ suck his dick so congrats for agreeing with everyone
>TFW no Monday Night Fooseball to compete with so assume you can do whatever the fuck and get a ratings bump
>CW at Fastlane
FUCK
MY DAD FUCKING WALKED IN AND NOTICE JACK AND HE SAY "How, I didn't know you like Sweet Man"
BY THE WAY, THOS IS FULK UFAKE
>>2268773
Bongs are funny, nigs are cring
>>2268773
because wrestling fans usually don't know what they really want. Gallgaher will eventually reach New Day levels of distain
>guy in title feud vs guy not in title feud
the suspense is too much
>>2268775
>SEETHING with this intensity
>>2268773
It's cause a majority of people here are from /sp/ and /pol/ and play pretend racists to look cool and edgy on the internet.
>>2268797
>pretend