bretcuc general #3 ITT we tribute the GOAT poster

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>>2266335
Bretcuck protesting against racism

>>2266335
based deanchad driving bretcuck back to his discord to cry

>>2266349
BASED

did he realy stay up all night to watch elimination chamber? what a loser kek

So I really don't understand this at all. Is this entire thread just one person making fun of a tripfag, or are there multiple people who just enjoy shitting up the board?

>>2266614
every post itt so far has been me including the one im replying to

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bretcuck in the back randyfag in front

>>2266665
KEK

>>2266349
bretcuck btfo

deanlord runs this shit

THANK YOU BASED BRETGOAT

PLEASE STAY AND DEFEAT THIS CANCER

>>2266614
Its one person trying to shit on the GOAT poster but coming across as an obsessed stalker

Based bretGOAT working deanshit into a frenzy all day every day

>>2267253
brethamma back on

>>2266614
Don't try to understand it, just report, hide, move on.

discord is fuking gay

COME_BACK.BRETGOD

>>2267286
bretcuck here what ya need senpai?

>>2266335
RUN THE FUCK OUT

>>2266335
literally fucking who

>>2270764
>seting

bretcuck walked the fuck out (too fat to run)

>>2271196
my sides

That fartcuck/carter stalker was the only real draw on this board. Stop trying to get yourselves over and leave this board

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>>2272126

>>2272226
stalker placed on suicide watch

>>2271196
lmao

>>2266335
Girl, really gon' spend the winter with this other nigga?
Act like he's really the one to get through it with you
Clicked up with Jessica, Kim, you know that I'm bound to see you
And they both say that you're over and done with me
Aw yeah, yeah, yeah
Aw yeah, yeah, yeah

Bumping for the GOAT

>>2272126
You mention yourself every single day and it still doesnt work

>>2266335
tripfags have destroyed /asp/

Why not just stay on discord?

>>2272781
the only trip on discord is triphammer

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>yfw /asp/ memes Triphammer and Carter into the main event of Wrestlemania

>>2272788
that's carter

>>2275545
seething

honestly both bretboss and deanboss are based as fuck

Bumping in my own tribute thread

Thanks to my number one fan deanNEET for the continued adulation and for making this all possible

who the fuck is bretcuck? I know /asp/ staples like deancuck, fartmessiah, triphammer and fstalker but what is bretcuck?

>>2276875
They're all the same people. I know (you) know, I know it. I post it again and again and again and again and again to remind the other 2 people that browse this remote island

>>2278622
seething

kinda sad that even though Cuckter is a dwarf, his only high flying move is when the rope snaps.

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>>2266335
Hi bretcuck

Jesus Christ you autistic faggots are fucking ridiculous.
You should've all killed yourselves long ago. Literally pathetic that people this lame are not put down.

>>2278767
thx for the bump

>>2278767
I just want to know why these threads are never deleted when we can see the other shit the actually does get deleted

https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/search/deleted/deleted/page/1/

You're welcome m'gentlesir

>>2278622
I'm guessing that makes me number two :/
Or maybe number 3?
I've been lurking since last summer and didn't start posting till like last month.
Always thought the thing about Carter was a meme. But it's starting to make sense

>>2278783
bretcuck is a mod and he makes these threads to spread his gimmick

of course they won't be deleted

>>2278811
Bretchad doesn't need to make threads like this, he's literally over with everyone here

>>2278811
>>2278816
Hello 1 and 2

>>2278805
There are two guys primarily behind most of the threads and shitposting. Carter and some dude from Dallas

>>2278841
Bretcuck is from Cornwall

>>2278846
I'm not talking about bretcuck

>>2278849
99% of the posts here are either Carter (Deanmark) or Bretcuck

How much traffic in terms of lurkers and other people do you think these boards have?

>>2278856
How can one man be so based?

>>2278850
There is a Muslim dude

>>2278850
It's just one guy who has no life and plays dollhouse here

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Is bretcuck the guy who used to make these?

>>2278856
BASED
A
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E
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>>2278870
Imagine being this worked by one (1) tripfag

after spending some time with bretmessiah in the discord i can confirm he's a pretty cool dude who likes the banter

>>2278870
does anyone have that /sp/ version of this? The one where the guy does this case study of a tripfag

>>2279315
joe is also a pretty cool dude despite being a manlet spic

the discord is trash

It's basically /asp/ but with less posters yet somehow more autism

It's the same NEETs online ALL DAY EVERY DAY spouting their retarded cancerous dead memes

Most of them have admitted to not even having jobs

Pathetic!

>>2279205
Then why do ya finna sperg out everytime deangod rekts ya?

>>2279332
Link to the discord?

>>2279332
spotted the cuck that got bullied out of the discord lmao

>>2279333

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvcmM-0I-Mlvuj6f3S5XqXg

>>2279332
Go and start a new /asp/ without deanspic and the paki from dallas

>>2279354
I'm confused

>>2279353
I'm still in the discord faggot

>>2279364
One of the fake accounts that posts cuckter memes on whatculture videos, most of them have spanish and video game videos

>>2279378
BASED

>>2279332
Don't forget Randyfag is a mod on there and constantly posts shitty fantasy bookings

They also have Biff Andreas and Triphammer too

I even think BLWG posts there

The discord is basically neckbeards who got ran out by based deangod

>>2279396
>Biff Andreas
Deanmark
>Triphammer
Deanmark

There was a kik group made on /asp/ and Deamark was talking from 8 accounts in there

>>2279396
This, I also heard when Deanchad joined the discord to troll em they sperged out banning him and then closed the invites for a week.

Bumping my tribute thread

>>2279409
> le troll XDD
Kek he made a couple shitty nonbants shitposts then got kicked out
Shame he has literally zero semblence of bants or funniness so he didnt fit in

>>2276875
If you honestly think im deanNEET then you must have been here for a month or two maximum

>>2279436
Bretcuck can you send a discord link?

>>2279436
>kicking deangod because ya cant handle the bantz

>>2279489
Show me the bants. There is literally no shred of it

>>2279485
Il get one
No unfunny deancuckisms allowed

>>2279514
Ya just couldn't handle the bantz. Go back to ya safe space now lil guy b4 ya get triggered again.

>>2279533
Show me some bants

>>2279584
Look inside ya mums pussy for some I left last night

>>2279606
BRETKEK OBLITERATED

>>2279606
BASED

>>2279606
Deangod does it again

>>2279606
So I told Deanchad to BTFO Bretcuck and he actually did it the absolute madman!

>>2279606
KEK

>>2279606
BAH GOD SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>>2279606
Kek, mediocre chuckle. Shame you ruined it by samefagging

Next time leave the seconds on your plate then you might get some irl pussy

> inb4 mediocre sloppy seconds mum joke

>>2279606
10/10

>>2279606
DESTROYED

>48 posters

Based deanchad is a proven draw

>>2279664
The only thing deanNEET is proven to draw is his neetbux out of the ATM every 1st and 15th

ATM is also his middle name because it was the position he was conceived in

>>2279681
Ya so upset lil guy. Quite hilarious actually. Deanchad doesn't even need to be here to work ya into a frenzy haha

>>2279693
> running away and pretending he is someone else straight away
Kekekek
Well at least i saw a single half-bants reply from you, better than normal

>>2279606
KEK DISCORD ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2279726
I'm not deangod wish I was though. Quite finna flattering that ya would assume I'm sum1 of his stature.

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Randyfag confirmed a faggot

KEK

Based Deangod running out the queers

>>2279328
>pretty cool dude
>plays with CAWs all day

>>2279726
> inb4 some unoriginal cut and paste cant see his dick XDD reply

>>2279727
You ran away and lost, give it up

bretcuck finna seething hard

>>2279745
I'm still in the discord though

>>2279736
> finna flattering
Did you misspell dinner fattening you fat fuck

>>2279606
BASED
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>deancuck so FRIGHTENED he refuses to join the discord and get btfo
absolutely hilarious. will this stupid spic ever learn. inb4 replies with ya finna ya mom and samefags himself 20 times

>>2280084
Deangod is above ya metaphorically and physically. He has ascended to a higher being. Ya r obsolete to him. Ya r merely a chess piece in his 5D futuristic chess game.

DEANSPIC RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BANTS

BRETGOD IS ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL

>>2281315
Nah

>>2281329
NOT AN ARGUMENT

What's the discord link

Deancunt can't handle any live bantz as we all expected. Shameful, may as well kill himself sooner rather than later.

Is he the guy that was obsessed with my tits?

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>>2281611
reminder this was the guy obsessed with your tits

Imagine how Shawn's balls dangled over and blinded Bret back in 1997

>>2281636
wait a second that can't really be him now can it??

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>>2281650

>>2281611
Post chimptits now

>>2281636
>>2281650
Yes, im a 13 year old american rey mysterio mark and the bret shit is all a work

>>2266335
this thread is seriously just one person talking to themself

>>2281809
I can confirm this, don't ask how

>>2281809
It's a containment thread. It's a good thing.

>>2281809
Nah at least 5 posts are mine. This is my tribute thread after all

>>2281812
> minimum wage till-monkey
> whoopsie!
Do they give you a free air-freshener when youve been with shell for a year? Kek what am i talking about, you cant afford a car
Hang it from your jew ear you limp haired kike
> an unsuccessful poverty jew
How?

>>2281819
Haha "Bretcuck" no need to pretend anymore, we already know you're just another fragment of Deanmark's imagination

>>2279606
bretcuck btfo

>>2279630
>bretcuck seething

>>2281819
You're getting pretty aggressive.

Just remember that the more insults you use, the more you win.

>>2281880
Hownewru.png

>>2281896
> ran away from the bants
Kekekeke

>>2281908
Yet another non-post with zero bants from poof mongz

>>2281915
No, please don't hurt me anymore. You've already won. I'm sorry I crossed a poster as big and strong as you.

>>2281925
Go back to ya gas station job ya sad pathetic ugly manlet dweeb. Be quick I think a customer spilled something in eyele 2.

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>>2281925
> i crossed
The only thing you cross is your legs when you shit you effeminate fraggle

>>2281947
> eyele
Absolute cringe
A customer spilling something in mamá was how you were born you fat spic

>>2281925
>>2281908
>>2281812
ALLAHU AKBHAR

>>2281960
Kys ya dirty brit. Is it true ya guys don't have dentist in the UK. Sad!

>>2281960
Kys

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>>2281947
>>2281960
How will I recover? The day Trooth Bombz died. And he never drew a single dime.
>Poof Bombz
What did he mean by this? I hope he suffers a career ending or possibly life-threatening injury.
>whoopsie!
finna outlaw asgooka ooga booga

>>2281973
> tfw deanNEET gets his nonbants from 20 year old simpsons episodes
The state of it lads

Post your teeth right now with timestanp

I 100 per cent guarantee that my teeth are in far better condition than yours

>>2281983
Ya need to finna learn how to speak English ya dirty Muslim spic hybrid. #SEETHING

>>2281993
#REEING

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>>2281985
>>2281995
OK now post yas ya disgusting lil brit

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>>2281983
Recover by dropping your trip and buying a decent shampoo

>>2281973
>>2281978
> deanspic so touched he replied twice in a row
Kekekekek
Now try leaving your mamà's povertyshack two days in a row

>>2281998
I live in mansion near performance center ya live in welfare housing by the tea factory ya disgusting brit

>>2281997
Timestamp and no filters/flash this time

>>2282002
> no bants so he immediately starts roleplaying
Hmmm

>>2282006
>role playing
How new are ya lil guy? I've proved on multiple occasions with scientific evident proof I work at performance center and have even gone as far as posting my wwe ID # ya bumbling fumbling mumbling vertically challenged doofus

>>2282010
ya got obliterated by Bryanfag and deleted ya post when he asked for scientific evidence kek

>>2282010
Aaaand once again you lose

Time for you to stop replying to me again you pathetic child, that was your weekly conversation with your hero and you blew it

Peace nigs, keep my tribute thread bumped

Check me next time, same bret time same bret channel

>>2282017
That's just not true

>>2282018
KEK YA running away again caz ya cant handle the bantz

>>2282026
What bantz? Where?

>>2282055
Look inside ya mama for some bantz I left last night dweeb

BUMP FOR THE GOAT POSTER

>>2281770
nigger we already told you that pic is like 8 years old dipshit

>>2282458
Can't be more than 6 years old since WWE All Stars was released in 2011

>>2282460
bretcuck could easily be just 18 years old right now

>>2282458
And i already told you AllStars came out in 2011 you dribbling mongoloid

>>2282468
see
>>2282467

dumbfuck

>>2282460
>>2282468
brecuck knows exactly when his christmas toys came out

THIS IS BRETKUK CONFIRMED
>>2278700
>>2278700
>>2278700
>>2278700

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>>2282468

how do you know? did you get them for Christmas?

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>>2282471
Why would an 18 year old be a bret hart mark
Stupid motherfucker

Pic related is literally you. I dont know how i know but i am going to spam it and say it is anon
This is literally you

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>>2282478
your child molesting fucked you to bret hart matches

>he knows exactly what year his christmas toys came out

>>2282478
BASED BIG SONICHU WORKING HIS OWN GENDER

>>2282478
>>2282481

*child molesting father

>why would an 18 year old like anything from the 90s

lol you are one stupid fuck bretcuck

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>>2282481
> trying this hard
> forgets how to speak english
The state of it

>>2282478
>>2282468
>>2281770

There is no fucking way a person would get so worked by pics that aren't them right?

>>2282489
>deflecting over an omitted word
>knowing exactly what year his Christmas toys came out

>>2282490
this

>>2282478
Do you just keep that picture saved on your shit at all time?

>>2282490
> muh werked meme
Kek truly the last resort of a shitposter with no material

>>2282496
Do you keep coppers in your pocket at all times in case a customer accidentally pumps too much gas?

>>2282497
How can a normal person be so mad about a person that isn't them though?

It 100% has to be you or you wouldn't even care

>>2282505
No there's a bucket of cat litter we use. I don't think it works though, they really don't care about that place.

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well this is strange. i recently started looking up WWF documentaries and stuff, since i used to be infatuated with pro wrestling, its a big nostalgia wave for me. and i come here or look at other wrestling media online and stuff from my childhood is still totally relevant and what everyone talks about (shawn micheals / brett hart, etc), maybe even more than the current day WWE wrestling.

im trying to catch-up and watch documentaries but im still so confused. half the stuff is about how brett was actually a cunt and everyone wants to shit talk him, even people openly laughing about him having a stroke and stuff, and the other half is about how he got fucked over by a really seedy and shitty business. brett himself seems really bitter about the industry, and the industry seems bitter towards him too.

its all so wild, these guys were my idols growing up.

at least, it turns out, Mankind is actually a really swell guy, total sweetheart.

>>2282523
Nah he's a rapist now

>>2282507
Im not even slightly mad, im just despairing at the decrepit state of /asp/s nonbants

Posting a picture of a random retard like chrischan then saying it isna certain poster is the extent of /asp/ humour these days

The state of it

>>2282527
Why do you keep responding? Nobody but an extremely autistic person would keep going on and on about an accusation that isn't true unless it was actually true

you mad as fuck kid

>>2282537
Nice collection of buzzwords but not enough to truly fit in here
Ive responded to your shitty picture less then 1 per cent of the times it has been posted and only because im embarrassed that this is your idea of '''''humour'''''

>>2282543
>still replying about someone he says isn't him

are you off your autism meds? do you have a weird tick that makes you mad as fuck about things normal people wouldn't be?

>>2282547
> s-still replying ;_;
Oh i see, youve already pulled > le werked buzzword now you are trying to pretend i am mad and telling me not to reply

What is the next step of this shitpost clinic anon? Let me guess, its time for you to post SEEFINK then call me autistic again

Please carry on lad, ive got my shitpost notebook out ready for the next lesson

>>2282557
>these long ass responses now

calm down

>>2282557
You're losing lol

>>2282562
> still pretending im mad
Master stroke bruv

>>2282568
Losing how? To a literal lolumad poster?
You lose everytime you wake up lol

Still salty you get blown out every time you reply to me i see eh poof mongz

>>2282586
calm down

>>2282596
> reduced to repeating himself
So.... does this mean i win again?

BASED
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BretGOAT does it again lads!

Poof mongz you are next, get the fuck out of my tribute thread you chortling aspie kike

>>2282613
calm down

>>2282613
Just give up already, this is getting sad

>>2282627
>>2282620
Give what up?

Ive already won, why are you bringing it up again? Get over it and get out of my tribute thread you windowlicking cunt

>>2282627
Ill tell you what you should give up

Putting butter in your coffee
> amerifats

>>2282613
You're still losing. Your formatting alone is a big enough tell that you are significantly more invested in the transpiring events than your anonymous combatant is. Your use of exclamation points is like laughing at your own jokes. Your reliance on cursing and insults is a desperate grasp at relevancy at best, and a betrayal of your inappropriate age for this website at worst.

Take that L, bruh. Try again next thread.

Why is bretcuck having a sperg fit again?

>>2282663
Oh i get it, you are one of those people that thinks the more syllables you use the more intelligent you sound. Nice to see you care this much about someone else's shitposting but here is where the problem lies, your cut and paste armchair analysis is as shallow as the volume of your limp kike locks

Here is a truth bomb for you, you are writing words but saying nothing.
Here is another truth bomb for you

You literally work in a petrol station and you get minimum wage

LOL
Take that L pham and get down the jobcentre you attention seeking nu-male

> whoopsie!

>>2282673

Because he is totally not
>>2281636
>>2278700

>>2282673
THIS IS MY FUCKING TRIBUTE THREAD IM NOT FUCKING SPERGING OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>2282690
>Here's a truth bomb for you

Baka what are you doing to yourself right now?

i can't believe such a shitty board thinks it actually has a community

the only point of /asp/ is gamebreads. the fuck yall doing?

>>2282726
His name is trooth bombz
It fits

Unlike your xxxl shirt

> anigay posting in the bretgod thread

GTFO

>>2282742
The only 'community' thing about asp is the community housing most of you NEET losers live in

>>2282748
This, this board is full of sad fucks

>Triphammer
>Fartfaggot/Carter Stalker
>Deancuck
>Bretcunt
>fstalker
>Nami
>Randyfag
>Trooth Bombz
Is this the GOAT roster?

>>2282842
you forgot me faggot

>>2282865
Literally who?

>>2282842
Nah, only 3 of those listed have any semblence of bants
Bretgod
Tipslurper
Randyfraggle

The rest are literal who jobbers and a 14 year old kid from roblox
Oh speak of the schizo >>2282865 >>2282871

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4th thread when

>>2282891
Ya get so worked by deanmessiah it's funny

Finna send me an invite to the discord guys. Or are ya 2 scared?

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>>2282745

>>2282897
Whats funny is the way you run away everytime you get BTFO
> deanNEET
> run
I mean waddle away

>>2282911
> he scurried back for round 4
Just like deanNEET at the buffet table

> anigay
You are disqualified

Thoughts on 2015 /wwe/

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>>2282915

>>2282914
Ya jokes remind me of ya mama. Stupid and British.

>>2282918
1000x better than this shithole

It was still kinda shit alot of the time though

>>2282922
I didn't like the samefagging Jasethy fag
>le sethfags unite

>>2282919
Come on.
You are better than this

>>2282920
You remind me of ricardo rodriguez
Fat, mexican and jobless

>>2282925
> tfw devshitt was thought of as cancer back then

>>2282914
I just ran a train on ya mama last night though

>>2282935
I finna gotta job unlike ya and TripNEETER who have an asstounding 100,000 posts on here and reddit/discord combined

>>2282925
Seth was the most popular wrestler on /wwe/ though you newfag

>>2282925
Kys newfag

>>2282939
You couldnt run a bath you fucking bellwhiff

Probably because your povertyshack has no running water t bh

>>2282935
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Devitt/

>>2282944
>>2282948
>sethfags unite
BMJ and Poosev and Harper were their guys, and in 2013 and 2014 it was Bryan
Fuck off

>>2282949
I use the water at performance center since I'm always there training tbch. Ya jelly and look like jelly ya bumbling mumbling fumbling tumbling stumbling vertically challenged doofus.

>>2282951
Your Uncle Pablo used KY Jelly on you when you stayed over at his shack

> its yet another deanNEET roleplays and embarrasses everyone around him post

Just stop talking you cringeworthy cunt

>>2282957
>>2282958
Huh?

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>>2282935

>>2282965
Kek what's ya height anyway. No way ya over 5' 8"

>>2282957
Genuine question, why do people like this shitposter again?

>Cringe-worthy posts
>Cringe-worthy "banter"
>Shit name
>Unentertaining posting style made up of repetitive phrases and boring insults

The only time he was ever remotely entertaining was when he teamed up with Bretcuck

>>2283049
Who's this?

This thread is cringe

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>>2283049
Kek tipslurper confirmed the jannetty

>>2283078
That means you're the Michaels which means you're an anti-draw

Accurate tbqh

>>2283085
But this is my tribute thread and ive drawn 229 replies

You are the Neidhammer

>>2283094
>over 60 deancuck IPs, + you and me and Poof Bombz

just an anti-draw
(ANTI DRAWWWWW)

This thread is proof that if you post on /asp/ you don't deserve to live

Nothing more cringeworthy than triphammer when bretcuck is around.

Whatever happened to Triphammer's stalker?

>>2283175
Except every single deanNEET post

>>2282690
Oof. Fucking savage
The tripfag got killed off forever.

So why is bretcuck having a sperg fit again?

>>2283299
Off his meds

>>2283303
ah another Friday night spent at home with NEEThammer

feels comfy knowing I am not the only faggot around

>>2283305
Everyone else got thrown in a time machine and sent to Auschwitz

>>2283308
do what?

>NEET talk

>>2283305
Lmafo.

>>2283464
Lmfao.

>>2283305
>>2283308
Sad! I just got home from a club with my gf. Ya nerds need to seek sunlight.

>>2283699
>Hugh Mungus
is that in reference to your humongous beer belly you've attained from seeking moonlight from your fathers beer cabinet

>>2283704
Nah it's in finna reverence to me sticking my willy in ya mama's tilly

>>2283705
You get wet willies in the bathroom at your middle school el Deanpoop

Based bretchad living inside all ya heads rent free, notice how only deancuck and neethammer are posting on a Friday night.

I have a crush on Bretmark...

>>2283836
Are you a grill?

>>2283836
100% straight male here I'd definitely take bretcucks ripe asshole if he offered it to me and probably without invitation as well.

NEEThammer loses this thread simply because he was posting on a Friday night by himself

what a fucking faggot

>>2282663
>>2282690
Wow.
Today was the day Trooth Bombz was absolutely buried by Bretfag.

Squash match over, Trooth Bombz is done and dusted.

>>2283049
He's working you, that's why. Triphammer is unironically my favorite non-white tripfag.

The I.Q level of /asp/ has to be the lowest on 4chan

>>2284178
What are your feelings on Bretmark? Ignoring the fact he absolutely buried you ITT and others obviously

This board is dead

>>2284196
I think you reply to yourself too much. People don't see a post like >>2284065 and think, "Oh shit son, everyone thinks Bretmark won. Mob mentality has let me see that he truly did 'win the game'. What a champion."

Everyone can tell it's you, and they think you're a whoopsie when you pull queer shit like that. I told them to give you another chance but I don't know how much longer they'll listen to me.

>>2284211
Besmirching his good name is a pretty grave offence. Samefagging normally occurs straight after the fact and Bretmessiah is well known for not being a samefagging shitter.
Its seems he got to you pretty good lel

>>2284188
>>2284200
lmfao.

>>2284221
>Saged the thread so I wouldn't reply
These pythons are scary, huh?

Bretstalker is the exact same fat kid as Bretmark.

bretcuck is the bray wyatt of this board

fat, fedora wearing geek who has somehow brainwashed 50% of the board into thinking he's based and a legend. literally one of the worst posters I've ever seen.

>>2284237
Huh? Where is all this crazy paranoia coming from? First you accuse everyone of samefagging now you are pretending the thread got saged? You seem pretty triggered, what brought this on?

I'm going to spend the next few days on wrestling forums and tumblr introducing people to /asp/ including reddit. You won't feel lonely anymore

>>2284239
Good analogy. Both of their mic skills are also off the chart
I will not rest until i see the blockbuster Bretmessiah vs Trooth Bombz showdown we all deserve

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>>2284240
He is Carter Stalker

>>2284246
He isnt, he has posted his weird little rat face numerous times

>>2284047
This

>>2284047
What a fucking loser hahahahahahah

>>2284246
No way would I use a tripcode or partake in your lousy circlejerk. "Fartcuck" is a name you gave me because my joke fetish poster was over while you till date struggle with memes. See unlike you it was about the anons and having fun. With you this board is less of an anonymous image board and more of a Text based forum. Oh and constantly posting me as a retarded youtuber from Ohio doesn't work me at all, Infact I thank you for introducing me to that specimen of a man. I don't post here much anymore and it has made my life so much better. Maybe you should take a break and probably contemplate between killing yourself or making your life better Mr Carter a.k.a Deancuck

>>2284260
I don't disagree with any of this tbdesu fampai. Get off of 4chan and do something else with your life is always good advice.

>>2284265
This board was a decent half an hour of entertainment until he arrived

>>2284260
Lmfao.

oi nerds where's a good place to get fuckloads of wrestling downloads

i want 1999 - 2009

>>2284290
>>www.wwenetwork.com/subscribe

>>2284290
WWE network

Alternatively http://watchwrestling.tc has attitude era shows and maybe some others

>>2284295
>>2284294
i'm not an americuck

any big torrents?

>>2284290
http://specialfriedrice.net/

>>2284265
If you're not Carter, you're still a samefagger and trust me when I say this but your posts are easy to spot even without the trip

>>2284300

HOLY FUCKING YUM

>>2284302
You read it you dirty mark bitch. Put one of your trips back on and stop being jealous that I'm already more over than you after just a few months.

If I take my name off, people would still recognize me because of my long rambling rant posting style. If you take your trips off people recognize you because of your trash opinions, constant shitposting, and obsession with demotivating others from expressing their honest fandom here because you want /asp/'s growth to stagnate and stay your speshul sekret club.

Get off my dick and filter me if I bother you that much you fucking spic.

>>2284315
Relax pal, I am not the spic (although I'm spanish) I'm not going to be posting on this board anymore so don't worry. But tell me one thing, are you from Texas?

>>2284330
Nah, I'm from PA. That's just a pasta by the way; don't take it personal, kid.

>>2284315
Holy moly guacamole ya seething pretty hard there lil guy

>>2284315
calm down

>>2284341
You think i would take anything this board says in offense? You realise this is one of those places where the biggest losers in life come to seek solace. It became evident when the posts became less about wrestlers or wrestling and more about jealousy, envy, bitter and malicious posting

BUMPING IN MY OWN TRIBUTE THREAD

>>2284341
Why are you in my thread Poof Mong have you not been ethered enough

>>2284369
>SEETHING

>>2284373
Another full day of playing with your Rey Mysterio doll and posting about children's television on a cartoon image board you fat manlet?

>he stays up until 5am watching children's TV WEEKLY

>>2284373
Is it true these threads are never deleted because you are a mod and so autistic that you want to be made fun of because at least people are paying attention to you?

20 more posts until bump limit let's do this guys

>>2284377
> he thinks i have watched a raw or cuckdown or ppv live in literal years
LMAO

18

16

15

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>Bretcuck is on while this thread is about to hit bump limit

I promise Bretmod already has a new thread made and ready to post and it will not be deleted

>>2284373
Please make another one after this, this is the only thread I visit on this lousy board

>>2284382
Hey look lads this guy has copied my post almost word for word from the threads deanmod used to make and posted it here
How original

The question is why?

>>2284403
I dont make them. That would be pretty gay and attention-whoring desu, its one of my fans

hurry up and get this thread to bump limit so bretcuck can make a new one

>>2284410
I would bet anything you make them

>>2284416
Kek then you are a very foolish person

>>2284423
You are literally the only person ITT saying bump and acting like you like this shit

You make the threads bretmod

>>2284428
I do like it, its funny

Thanks for your continued assistance in continually bumping my tribute thread salty anon
Hope to see you in the next one ;

>>2284448
>knows there will be a next one

dat admission of guilt

guys when this hits bump limit at 310 start to bump threads from page 10 over this

bretmod will seethe and be forced to make a new thread faster

>>2284428
If he was a mod, he would be in trouble for this. So why don't you do something about it Keyboard warrior

>>2284461
Not one fuck is giving on 4chan about what the mods do on this shithole

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bretcuck is 5'6...

>>2284466

actually he looks about 5'3 >>2281636

>>2281636
kek is that actually bretchad?

>>2284482
in 2011

wonder if he gained height since?

>>2284486
doubt it, looks like he would grow out rather than up

Triphammer is a jobber compared to Deangod

>>2284496
If that's true then why ya jealous of him Deancuck

This is how you spent your Friday?

>>2284544
I'm not deanchad but flattered ya would assume so

finna deanchad here

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Based Bretchad