>>2262093
Gay
Roman Reigns is a bad wrestler
Ascension buried again for the 39388282828io288xxxxx times
Usos vs. American Alpha has low-key been the best tag team feud since the brand split, they've had great animosity and chemistry for months now and they are yet to have a big championship match between them. I'm happy AA kept the belts and I hope they feud with the Usos for the belts now.
BASED BIG DOGEW
I DID IT YOU BITCH
>it's a catty wimminz """"wrestling"""" rivalry
fuck off
Bathroom break!
>>2262331
This whole card is a bathroom break, anon
wheres the most recent prediction pic?
>>2262108
He's actually not, he's very safe and most of his moves look good. The worst part about him is the dumb theatrics before the superman punch
Everything else is WWE booking him like shit and giving him awful lines
>>2262354
Chamber match will be cool.
>>2262383
>SEETHING this hard
>>2262372
ctrl+f 2cold
Wow that was a shitty landing lel
T H I C C
WE HAVE BELLA BUTTCRACK GUYS
Why would I watch this shit when I can watch Gundam?
Is there a worse looking submission hold than the STF?
>>2262383
An actual factual statement on 4chan? Get outta here with that attitude
Nikki's STF is top fucking shelf lads
>>2262579
crossface
FUUUU WWE I WANTED THICCKIS TITTY TO POP OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So I've been banging Nikki on the side but I think John found out. I'm a huge sports star so I got security but am I fucked anyways desu?
>this match
Why are they booing?
They finally got the 10 they were asking for.
>draw
I think a CuckCulture fag predicted this shit lmao
Did the network just go out for anyone else?
>>2262604
Hope you put it in her ass once
Who watches BELLA matches just for tits and ass?
>Still another Divas match left
This PPV fucking sucks
Ellsworth is terrible end it
>>2262628
Nikki's entire ass came out it was great
If the chamber match weren't on this card, it would be a decent episode of Main Event
How the fuck is this a PPV?
>>2262632
Of course but idk if John will actaully try to kick my ass. I could take em, I think at least.
>>2262093
This sums up that match
>double countout
Can't wait for the blow off at WM! What a wonderful feud buildup.
>>2262647
Son of a bitch, Anyone got any pics?
MIZ to with the chamber match.
So.. tonight deanetty, becketty, jacketty and bray wyatt will create the red.dit community right guys?
I've not been paying complete attention but this seems no worse than your average PPV these days
What are you all complaining about? Tag match was alright, that's about as much as you can ask for
>>2262684
i want randy's venom on my face desu
>>2262690
Damn Miz has some moves
>double countout
>>2262690
BASED
where the hell is Erick Rowan?
>Never been more twisted
Didn't he make out with an unconscious woman while her husband was handcuffed to a rope after destroying her whole family?
How crazy would it be if Bray won Elimination Chamber and at Wrestlemania, Randy Orton laid down, and let Bray win?
>>2262702
I want to see him slime you
I didn't shovel snow all day to purchase costco brand alcohol to get drunk to watch this garbage
I'm just not buying this Orton Wyatt shit.
Maybe if he grew a beard.
>>2262684
Dude her "ass" was terrible, the reason it came out was bc it was so flat it couldn't fit in her tights
Wow, this video package sure is shit
IN MY VEINS
If the ascension, Harper, and styles all lose tonight I'm jumping to raw. They can't keep getting away with it.
>>2262712
Injured innit?
>>2262730
>being this much of a homosexual
Bru, I swear to God bru if Bray or Miz don't win this shit, I'm finna just stop watching this fucking shit famm.
>using this theme for Randy instead of sp00py remix
Why the fuck do you watch this trash?
>>2262604
Stop roleplaying faggot.
>>2262736
>caring about Ascension
>>2262736
AJ is 100% not winning so leave now
GET A NEW WRESTLING COSTUME LUKE
>>2262093
Any webm of Nikki spear?
>>2262716
it would be epic, simbly ebin.
This match better be a 4*+
else not only will it be a shit ppv. I'll lose any hint of hype for wm.
Why did Bray kick Harper out of the family? Why would he want Harper running around pissed off at him when Luke wanted to stay in the family?
holy shit, that pop for Harper
>No spoopy eyes
Fuck this company legit man
>David Harper
????
Cool theme
I fucking hate this crowd
>tfw I'm Harper
>>2262093
Roman Reigns should come to SmackDown so he can get good booking, or maybe Raw will get good if he leaves? At least one of the shows will get better if this happens.
O U R
G U Y
Please don't bury Lou Karper.
>no eyes Titantron
Any decent stream?
>>2262743
>I'm a lowtest cuck that likes man ass
Wow why did they get rid of the eyes on Luke Harpers titantron??
Definitely made it a lot creepier
>>2262773
He didn't get kicked out. Harper is just throwing a tantrum because Bray is giving Randy too much attention.
HEY
>>2262782
based
>mfw the Royal Rumble winner can't even get a solid pop
Poor Randy. Got louder pops from better crowds when he was still green than he does from modern crowds.
>also literally no crowd reaction to Harper's entrance, fucking kek
Yeaaaaaahhhh
Give me a (you) if you want /harper/ over bray and snek
YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH
HEEEEEEEEEEEYYY
Eric Rowan is under the ring
>>2262790
$9.99
>>2262790
https://wywtv.com
HD stream
>>2262779
David, Harper is the .....
Mauro is talking to DAVID Otunga
who /harp/ here?
>>2262822
>paying for entertainment
you don't understand, I deserve free shit because I'm a real fan
WHAT THE FUCK PHOENIX. SEATTLE WAS 10X BETTER THAN THIS
>crazy hillbilly guy
So fucking cringe.
>JBL still bitching about being on a big announce team
Kek.
Randy Orton workin' the smarks
otunga is so fucking awful, its actually surprising someone this awful has a job doing commentary
I want Harper to win so bad
MAH BOY HARPER BETTER WINS
Guys, nikki bellas ass did not come out at all.
Stop lying, it was funny at first but it doesn't happen every match.
Holy FUCK HarpGOAT you mad man.
hey, where's the prediction results?
>>2262856
He will
Prove me wrong
Link the new thread in the old thread next time you fucking bitch
Guys how is that not a DQ
Also,
>Dat sell
Wew
They should transition Harper into acting and looking more like Trevor from GTA5
>>2262744
>he doesn't want BMAJ to get his title back so he can be saved from the annual McMahon Vanity Project at Mania
Shig diggery doo
>two threads
>>2262827
Otunga has a first name?
Just started watching for this match. Were any of the previous matches worth watching?
Harper's shoelace is untied.
>>2262858
she doesnt really have an ass anyway
>>2262858
Get your eyes checked. Almost her entire ass was out, halfway down both cheeks were out
>>2262879
it's a work
>>2262877
just look for the gif of Mickey James sniffing Beckys pussy and you'll be caught up
Just woke up from a fever induced nap, what did I miss so far?
>>2262879
Another testament to Harper's psychology being on another level
>>2262877
fuck no unless you wanna see ascension get buried even harder
>>2262877
watch the gaycops entrance
that's about it
>>2262877
Only Nikki and Nattie if you want a fap
BOOOOOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOOOOOORING
>>2262892
a boredom induced nap
>>2262891
hmm, interesting
Why did Randy stop doing those GOAT Garvin stomps?
Holy fucking shit this is so boring
Boreton is so fucking awful
>>2262884
....where?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Face Harper is pretty fun desu
When was Orton's last enjoyable match?
Harper is carrying Randy through this entire thing.
MAMA MIA!
>softening up his throat
>>2262933
now
TOPE SUICIDA
TOPE SUICIDAMAMAMIAAAAAA
Torpay sewasida?
What?
Its called a suicide dive?
>>2262923
When Nattie had her in the sharpshooter and she was crawling to the ropes. If you're not on LIVE they might have cut it out
>>2262933
When was the last time he gave half a shit? Vs. Taker 12 years ago?
M A M A
I
A
I AM THE TABLE
What are the top 3 elimination chamber matches?
Ca-ca-cannouncers table!
>this is awesome
Can we not.
>>2262954
2006 Desember to Dismember
2015 Tag
2015 IC title
I AM THE TABLE
>>2262954
The one when edge won is the only great one.
>"this is awesome" chants
fuck off
>THIS IS AWESOME
end me
>This is Awesome chants
Could that chant be any deader?
>this is awesome
>>2262954
The ones were RVD was.
>>2262891
um what? I missed it. someone post this or something
>>2262954
2005:
Edge vs Benoit vs Jericho vs Orton vs HHH vs Batista
Lukes undies
>>2262998
Look like basketball shorts to me
>>2262995
get worked
>>2262995
Yes, fucking stop.
Randy kinda looks retarded 2bh like a literal downie sometimes
I just want this PPV to be over
Reminder that there are 2 (two) dreadful matches left
>two harper super kicks
THOSE FUCKING KICKS
When's the last time a superkick ended a match?
Hope Bray wins the title. No one wants to see Cena vs Orton.
YEAH YEAH YEAH
hey guys i havent watched wrestling since 2006
whos the hillbilly
>>2263000
Yeah also nice trips
MOTY
O
T
Y
>>2263020
1994
The ref just cracked Orton in the head
>>2263027
Well, that's what you're getting.
>>2263031
He's a wrestling God
>>2263020
It ends Dolph matches.
>>2263021
All 2002 to 2005 chamber matches were great.
>>2263020
>having a strike as a finisher
The correct answer is that it should never finish a match
>>2263053
Dolph never wins, though
>>2263031
Our guy
>>2263031
uncle elmer
based Apex Redditor
Kinda looked like a cutter stunner combo.
HarpGOAT sold the fuck out of that RKO
Well that was an anti-climactic way to end a good match.
>>2263057
He was Intercontinental champion a few months ago. Zig Zag should be his finisher, though. No one should have the superkick as their finisher besides HBK.
HARPER MARKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
O U T T A N O W H E R E
>>2263056
I mean, sweet chin music has ended plenty of matches.
At least Harper looked good.
REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw now just need Bliss and Brayy to win
Fuck, Luke selling the RKO like a stunner was beautiful
Also, who was that trailer trash they zoomed in on?
>drunk bitch marking out
Dunn just had to get that in there
;_;
golly does otunga have anything else to say
I'm close to getting that cleansweep after like a 5-6 month drought. I didn't even need to watch SD or listen to a WOR to predict this either.
Outta nowhere XD
Harper never hit his finisher. He'll be in contention for the IC belt at mania.
:3
>>2263087
Same here. I have a feeling BMJ will come outta nowhere and fuck my sweep up though
>>2263088
some ring rat Orton is gonna bang later
Man, Harper actually got the crowd on his side. Nice.
Is Rowan still injured? Will he interfere in the chamber match?
>>2263094
>Dean vs Luke at WM
I'll allow it
LET THE REF RAISE YOUR HAND ORTON
REEEEEE
>>2263092
same senpai... i wish the updated pic would be posted so i can see how many people are in the running
Fuck off
Shitty PPV
Bray's not gonna win lads
>>2263095
Tattoos should be illegal
8/10 match
>all the white trash cheering for orton
drumpf
>>2263095
Cute!
>tattoo
Never mind fuckin DROPPED
>>2263095
would definitely get SLIME'd
>>2263095
Bae
Honestly, meh as this PPV has been so far... still better than the RAM exclusive ones produced so far.
glad to see my boy lou parper put on a good singles match on ppv and get some nice pops for once in his career
>>2262750
Just being honest senpai. Don't hate.
THIS PPV IS SHIT BOYS
>Cena vs Orton at WM
Kill me.
Luke vs. Orton: ***1/4
Do people actually think Cena is losing?
No way that cunt would agree to such a short reign.
>>2263095
>tattoos
>alcohol
>at a wrestling show
Name a bigger triple threat of red flags to see in a woman.
>>2263104
I'll meet you at the finish line senpai
Has the womens title match happened yet
please tell me the chamber is next
>>2263099
What?
Randy was the only one getting a response from the crowd.
>this week's Smackdown
>Harper begs Bray to let him still be family
>tries to explain that Orton will betray the family
>Bray turns his back on him anyway and abandons him
>mfw
>advertising the network
>on the network
Friendly reminder that
Cena vs orton will main event mania this year, they're the Austin vs rock of this gen.
The neckbeard fatass satanic edgy fedora tipper faggot will job to the homeless indie darling at the kick off
>>2263095
Literally my wife. Stay jelly nerds.
>>2263118
later
WHEN I TELL YA TO JUMP YOU SAY
Way to bury Harper. It made sense that Orton would win to legitimize him before wm. But to have him take breaks to posture to the crowd and still win clean doesn't make sense. At least they didn't go for a finisher fest though.
>>2263095
>tats
>pisswater "beer"
She's still get it, though
Time for another fucking terrible Bliss match
>>2263095
>cute girls with shitty tattoos
if ya were gonna build a superstar ya wanna make them like blandy
SD The only place for Jobbing opportunities.
>>2263119
*** to Luke
1/4 to Blandy
>sent a dick pic to wwe on snapchat when renee was on it earlier
>just realized it was opened
wtf do I do?
I mean really Randy orton had to win it, he's headlining WM.
But god damn it some points I really did believe luke could win it.
Great storytelling, deflating outcome,
Ready for SportsEntertania, lads
>>2263120
He would because the plan for Mania is him to team with Nikki in her retirement match.
I really want Edge to pull and Edge and win the chamber match, covered in Blood
>>2263100
He had a torn rotator cuff on October, so he's probably going to still be out for a couple more months at least.
No one actually eliminated, 27 people still remain.
Match didn't get good until the two super kicks
>another womyns match
tonight at the royal rumble?
>>2263095
>colored tattoos
>>2263140
Sienna from TNA opened one of mine before
/ourgal/
Renee BTFO
That coke in the back
HOLY SHIT
NATTIE JUST ATTACKED NIKKI IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW
HOLY
F U C K
>>2263140
Graduate high school
Why are there so many nerds in here that don't like tats?
>Twerking nigger
>>2263149
>Match didn't get good.
RAPE
MEN ARE TOUCHING THEM
RAAAAPE
>the STATE of this backstage brawl
those moans
>>2263095
AMA-A--A-A-A-A-A--AMAZING
Oh more nattie and nikki fighting hahahaha and Nikki's ass is out again
END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE
>starting a WrestleMania feud with one person spilling makeup on another
>>2263158
It's a sign of mentail illness.
Naomi is going over
Time for whiteboi tears
wimminz """""""rivalries"""""""
>GTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE ARIZONA
>>2263134
Terrible NAOMI match
>glowstick nig
I mean, she's got a good body I guess.
I love this song so much
PUT EM UP
CENA VS MIZ TWICE IN A LIFETIME THIS TIME WITH SOME SLUTS CONFIRMED
>a couple of referees are stronger than the women """wrestlers""""
Nice division you've got there, WWE.
>post yfw is not going to be Maryse/Miz vs Cena/Nikki, is going to be Kidd/Nattie vs Cena/Nikki
Is this Natty's 3rd or 4th ambush lmfao
>tonight, at the ROYAL RUMBLE
Divas ugh.
>>2263158
sorry you're just now realizing what a huge faggot you are
Naomi has about a zero percent chance of winning.
I like this entrance.
WWE needs more showy entrances.
>READY, SET, GLLLLLOOOWW
Who the fuck just said that? I can't even physically cringe harder than when listening to that delivery.
>Wearing a shirt over a singlet
glow stuff is cool
>>2263106
Your opinion is shit.
LOL IS THAT HOW THEY ARE GONNA SETUP THE NIKKI MARYSE FEUD?
>>2263148
>This close to my first clean sweep
Naomi you fuck, don't mess this up for me
ANOTHER DIVAS MATCH
Them glowy head dreads were bretty cool. She should have kept them on longer. Naomi is getting her entrance down.
>>2263177
>Being less of a draw than Little Jimmy
They spilled the cocaine! Oh noes!
I hope Alexa wins so a white woman is still the champion.
Maryse BTFO
She calls it the "rear view".
Did the Steiner Brothers make the wwe hall of fame this year? They were multi time champs in WCW and WWF, as I recall.
>>2262971
ALEXAS BAD AND BOUJEE
>dat wink
MMMMUUUUUUUH DIIIIIIIIIICK
ASS OVERLOAD
*wipes tendies oil from fingers*
*tabs back from /r9k*
lyl woynymny am i rite gentlemen?
HNNNGGGG
>>2263185
Mauro
>no pig tails
DROPPED
>>2263176
This is the "Reality Era"
2 big bootys
RAINDROP DROPTOP
ALEXA BLISS IS IN THE TOP SPOT
>liking Bliss still in 2017
Does anyone still do this besides reddit?
>>2263172
Nah
Naomi at least goes for high spots, Bliss does nothing interesting in ring
Did Bliss ditch the Harley getup
>neon nigger
>>2263196
Fucking kill yourself racist clown
LET'S GO WHITE RACE!!!!
>Alexas gear
does Mikaze only have one sewing pattern?
>Naomi wins because it's Black History Month
Hello el rato
>>2263189
Butthurt idiot with shit tattoos detected
>>2263184
It's more over than Naomi herself, not good.
>>2263180
Imagine all the red on her health bar after wearing that glowing shit. Think she has to get an iv drip of Radaway after each show? [spoiler]or will we get a repeat of her vs AJ?[/spoiler]
ALEXA
>another womans match
Is the Women's belt about to get BLACKED?
Is Alexa Bliss the cutest diva of all time?
>EDM Empress
SHE'S A LUICO MAIN!
>>2263184
Go watch nxt then
Anybody else can't help but stare at Alexa's thighs when she comes out? How is she so thicc yet so small?
>>2263199
Scott is literally banned from HoF ceremonies
>>2263095
top cute
>>2263205
You are a loser
>Alexa will never crush you to death with her thighs
>>2263171
GODDAMN BRIT BONG FAGGOTS THEY ARENT IN ARIZONA
>prestigious title
>literally not even a year old
Bliss has the best facial expressions.
>Cena wins
No 16 wins angle at mania
>AJ wins
Infinite Cena vs AJ matches
>Bray wins
Boring Bray matches constantlly (good promos tho)
>Dean wins
Best option imo
>Miz wins
Midcard will be empty
>Baron Corbin wins
Could be interesting, no way to guess how this would turn out. I like it myself.
>Naomi is from Orlando, Florida
ok nvm, shes winning this
NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL NAOMI IS GOING OVER LOL
Naomi the only nigger over in this crowd.
Btw that anouncer sounds like a game announcer loading the names.
>>2263213
Its supergirl themed now also it matches the belt.
>>2263235
Those toothpicks aren't crushing shit
be honest, /asp/.
If alexa bliss came up to you and said
>hey anon...wanna sniff this?
Then proceeded to fart...
Would you?
>>2263158
They're a bunch of NEETS who never go out and complain about MUH DEGENERECY
>>2263220
I dont have any tattoos, I just fetishise them.
I rather see this match end in sex and I haven't felt like that since layla left
>>2263264
I would kneel cause she's the queen
>>2263264
Oh god yes.
>>2263264
y-yes
>>2263218
you don't know WWE do you?
Who here would fuck alexa bliss? Be honest
>>2263247
>Dean wins
>Best option
Have sex
I'm prepping myself for all the whiteboi tears when Naomi wins
It's going to be glorious
>>2263264
I would pretend to be disgusted while leaning in
>>2263247
>Deanetty winning
>Best option
You're a moron.
Oh and spoiler alert, Bray is going over.
>>2263282
>Underestimating the infinite power of the white race
Please
>>2263273
is it so wrong to want another bra and panties match?
are diva matches purely hair shenanigans nowadays?
>I want to ______ Naomi?
Well /asp/?
HOW BAW DAH
>I KNOW
>NO YOU DONT
Kek
>>2263125
Harper is growing up and learning he can be ok on his own. Montage plays of Harper learning Solitare, going on a hike, seeing guardians of the galaxy 2 matinee by himself.
>>2263297
white
>>2263297
hang
>howbow dah
>>2263297
Hang
>>2263264
What's wrong with you?
>>2263282
>implying GLOW is championship worthy
If she had a better gimmick, I'd be behind her
>>2263288
>already started
Lol! Sad!
>>2263277
you can see when titus career ended
>>2263297
(Becky) Lynch
>>2263297
Check the credit score of
>>2263264
Fuck yeah. I'd try to guess what she had for breakfast.
>>2263297
hang
>>2263297
get with Alexa and remove
>>2263310
Is that her? I would.
>>2263277
What this?
>>2263280
would rather smash Nia
>>2263280
Who the fuck wouldn't
>>2263280
>Too much make-up
>Jewish
>Standard Blonde
Naw im good
So much fucking hair. Did women in the 80s, 90s, 00s have this much fucking hair in wrestling back then? It's fucking distracting.
DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME DEAD TO ME
>>2263316
> behind
> her
I saw what you did there
>>2263297
Sell
YOU DESERVE IT
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
15 people eliminated.
13 out of 199 remain.
>>2263277
You were saying?
her theme catchy as fuck though
hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss hahaha fuck bliss
o shit if bray wins i got a flawless
Is Naomi actually over? Honestly didn't expect such an overwhelmingly positive reaction.
SCRAM
fucking niggers
Carmella and Ellsworth dressed as Western Union sending and Western Union receiving respectively tonight.
SJWdown: here come the cucks
>>2263513
She was supposed to win it when Aj was still around, but botched when she was in her pirate phase. 2 or 3 years later she finally gets it. Plus she's a good worker. So yes.
>>2262093
Not a huge fan of Super Cena, but I just don't think the WWE is going to put the title on him for the 16th time and just let it go. WWJD? What Would John Cena Do? Bury more talent.
New design a shit desu, the chambers were much higher