Elimination Chamber Gamethread #5

lol smark hypocrites btfo

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>>2262083
>dead crowd
>shit matches so far
>two more diva pissbreaks to go
I had higher hopes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jbl is the best worst commentator

>retards who thought AA wasn't gonna win

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WHY DO THEY FUCKING DO THIS TO US

ASCENSION BURIED 6 FEET

0 POP

Boo

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BURIED AS FUCK

Pointless match

american alpha isn't getting over, who gives a shit

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ASCENSION

is this the worst PPV since the brand split?

Of course

that shit was so fucking stupid!

>>2262083
in for American Alpha burying an entire division

ABSOLUTELY

BURRIED

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WHAT THE FUCK?

WHO DID THE ASCENSION PISS OFF FOR THIS?

>>2262083
Least it's someone fucking Smackdown related.

Boypussy > girlpussy

Well that was lame

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>People thought Alpha wouldn't win

reee...

>>2262098
the ABSOLUTE STATE of kekdown

Breezango need to get pushed.

Fucking finally. Stop posting in the fedoramen shitpost threads

>>2262083

That tag clusterfuck could have been good with better booking at the end.

Thank you zigler

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FUCK AMERICAN ALPHA GOD DAMNIT

Ascension looks fucking terrible, if you wanted them to win you have fuckawful taste

this is all Road Doggs fault, right?

So what does American Alpha do now? They beat every other team on Smackdown

GIVE ME THE GREENLIGHT /asp/

Being an Ascension mark is suffering

>ASP ACTUALLY THOUGHT ASCENCION WOULD WIN

hahahahahhahahsh

>>2262083
Gay

FUCK THE AMERICAN MANLETS

FUCK THIS SHIT

GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT

People in the front row actually wanted the ascension win? Why?

>>2262083
BASED DEAN

I feel pretty bad for The Ascension, 2bh.

>>2262107
I had AA in my predictions, I just wanted to believe

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Well, Alpha's keeping the titles into WM for Revival debut confirmed I guess.

>>2262135
We all knew, but we all hoped

>>2262118
yes

>Cuckdown

Is this a PPV or a demo for 3 hour smackdown live episodes?

BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED BURIED

Ascension definitely shouldve won

>The white one not selling at all while the black guy sells his ass off

Why?

>>2262118
if bray wins, it'll probably be the best of the year

>>2262129
Prove it.

i'm still in the running for predictions somehow

>>2262118

Clash of Champions was for me so far.

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WHY THE FUCK THAT JUST HAPPENED

>>2262161
AA are boring. Any other team winning would have been better

>WHAT ARE THE RAPTURE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>Miz & Maryse vs Cena and Big Tit Bella at WM

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What just happened? Ascension had a clean win and they fucked it up.

Who thought that was a good idea?

With the way things are going I'm willing to bet they won't even give Based Bray the title

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What is American Alpha's gimmick?

Gayble and nig won again. Fucking smackdown

What was the point of the Uso beatdown if you're just gonna job out the team that comes after?

6 feet under

>>2262166
That's really the only thing they could do. They just buried the entire tag division

>>2262188

READY AND GABLE or something i dunno. Two bro dudes

>>2262166
They'll debut at the post-WM Smackdown.

RAM winning this months PPV.
shame

>>2262188

Triggering whitebois

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reminder if /miz/ wins he gets both tonight

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9 people have been eliminated.

27 out of 199 remain.

Keeping in mind we have 4 matches left.

>>2262188
like 2 kurt angles only one is black and the other is a gay brazilian

That transvestite in the front row must be loaded.

>>2262188
White supremacy

>>2262166
Why would they go to the smackdown if they're Trtple H's buddies?

>>2262118
Heck in a Box just for how much they tried to hype it up
>Muh Triple Main Event

>>2262192
Make AA look stronk desu

>>2262188
Being Angle marks

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>>2262137
Dude I didn't watch for the last 11 years, I don't even give a shit about Raw or Smackdown. I just want to be entertained with some decent wrestling and in the last ten years I've watched three fucking PPVs and every one has been a pile of ass (including this, thus far).

And when did WWE PPV themes become garbage generic pop songs instead of anything even slightly hype-inducing?

>more like "THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WWE"

>>2262186
>Clean win
>Heels before them do all the work

Try a second time

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>Maryse will never kiss you before going out to compete in the Elimination Chamber

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>>2262202

>>2262188
Kurt Angle copycats

>>2262201
Have sex pinhead

Why does Smackdown PPVs not feel like PPVs? Even RAW does, barely. Royal Rumble was GOAT

3 womens matches. fucking kill me

>>2262188

the product of Kurt Angle's beastial sex

That camera along the floor always makes me think I'm about to hear Jerma screaming "IT'S A GIANT RAT"

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>The Miz will never get another WWE Title run despite his GOAT year last year

>>2262206
Top NXT Tag Teams go to Smackdown.
Top NXT Singles go to Raw.

>>2262188
Reminding people Kurt Angle exists.

>more divashit

The absolute STATE of Cuckdown

>>2262202
>tfw still in it
I have a feeling Thickki will let me down though

>>2262202
>All these people not just looking at the odds

>>2262153
bring up the revival to feud and you've already got a legit contender for MOTY on your hands

>>2262188
Affirmative Action Kurt Angle

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>total diva tie in match
Fucking shit

>Should have been me

Natty wants to be on Total Divas?

>>2262188
legitimate athletes

DIE ALONE

>>2262222
Waste of Quads. Stop being a misogynist ya obese neckbeard

>>2262202
>Im gonna loose because my gay side actually vote for Breezango going over

Fuck WWE

Will Nikki wear Brie's bottoms tonight?

>Women's """""wrestling""""""
Time for another finna smoke

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>>2262223

forgot pic

>>2262172
Colored men don't really have the same stamina as White people do

I don't care about this match at all but this build up is pretty good.

Is it wrong that I want Natty to win?

one hour in and they're already showing this clipshow again

>>2262118
This isn't Roadblaock: End of the Line, Live on the WWE Network for only 9.99 a month

>>2262212
>DAMAGE CONTROL

Nikki looks like a tranny

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>This meta Total Divas synergy

Do they really think anyone cares about that garbage? I'm having a hard time even keeping up with this PPV why should I care about Total Divas?

>>2262235
I saw AA vs the Revival. It was a botchy spotfest.

>>2262242
IN THE WOMB

>promo package for this shit

Nobody cares.

Nikki was longest reigning divas champion????

Whats the point of this feud, apart from Boobs

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>>2262202

>173 Janettys

TonyCaesar got this in the bags, lads.

HEYHEYHEY OHMYGOD HEYHEYHEY

>this package
Catty af tbqhfbbq

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>>2262246
Natty should just wear Nikki's entire outfit out.

jesus Nikki is over with the screeching harpies

dayum

You now remember:

YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THE W0O0O0OOMBBB

>>2262255
killer meme. I keked heartily

>>2262228
>Implying.

Miz has been as irrelevant as he was before the split.

>>2262118
Imhaving December to dismember 2096 flashbacks

what happens when cena really does leave her though

>>2262256
No one cares about total divas but since they both have monster tits the match will be watchable

>>2262256
>triggered sexist pig

>>2262262
yes

Why is nikki so over?

NATTYS TITS

Why can't the championship feuds be this viscous?

I'm gonna get a snack, and vent over AA retaining

>>2262202
>Just joined
>See this
Jesus Christ, what knocked so many people out? /stillin/ by the way.

/pissbreak/ or watch nattys ass?

>>2262188
nu-Kurt Angle

So the Bellas are over as faces?

am i sad for legit liking Nikki's theme?

>>2262256

Watch it for Ambrose/Renee. And watch Bellas for BMJ.

>dad walks in

>>2262262

Yes. They did it to erase AJ Lee by making her hold onto the title for over a year wrestling Paige every week.

Are there people who legitimately find Nikki Bella attractive?

>>2262202
HarpGOD will win

>>2262267

>HulkWuster

kek, fucking japs.

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>>2262212
You'll get a lot of meme answers, but...

It started in 2006, if you ask me. Angles were getting more cringy and stupid, and things didn't improve going into 2007. Then when Chris Benoit killed himself and his family, they made even more drastic changes. Changes which might have come at later years anyways due to injuries, but I digress from that point.

Everyone is now stuck working a strictly scripted style of matches and cutting scripted promos. For the most part, wrestlers are not allowed to deviate from the script. You're expected to do what the creative team wants you to do, exactly how they say you should, and if it goes wrong, they usually won't take responsibility.

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>>2262222
This, also worst PPV ever so far.

>ywn cum inside nikki

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>"you can look but you can't fuck"
>mfw

>that suns colored gear

nice

Anyone else just hate Canadians?

Natty's ass is something else.

Why the fuck is Nikki wearing different colors?

>>2262279
Because she has pictures of John Cena's trouser snake

Do you think they're allowed to say "shades of Kurt Angle" , or is that racist?

>>2262289
>you like that don't you

This will be the shittier ppv for several months

>>2262188
Interracial yaoi couple

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>>2262263
To set up for Mania where Cena will propose to Nikki.

GUARANTEED HOMETOWN LOSS

LETS GO NATTIE

Fuck fuck fuck. I picked Nikki in the predictions, but it's in her home state. I could have swept too.

>>2262289
>sits at your side

>>2262291
Homosexuals.

>>2262284
>what knocked so many people out?

Lots of dummies thought Becketty would be jobbing

>>2262285
/pissbreak/ trust me anon

NATTY BTFO FATASS CENA MARKS

>>2262202
>Natalya winning would knock out all except for one guy

i would be incredibly pissed if one of the wrestlers ripped up my sign

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>>2262291
You can look but you cant touch

>>2262289
with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face

Natalya punked the shit out of that bitch boi with the Cena sign kek

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>>2262254
>"I'm not salty, you're salty!"
Also incidentally holy shit divas cannot fucking act. In fact most of the roster just cannot act, even some guys who are awesome wrestlers.

You'd think it'd be something they teach in NXT, but Bayley just came out of NXT and is hot garbage on the mic, so I guess nearly everyone that's good on a mic is either in other promotions or retired.

>>2262212
>And when did WWE PPV themes become garbage generic pop songs instead of anything even slightly hype-inducing?

Whenever they got CFO$ or whatever they're called

>>2262281
you don't like comedy Elsworth floating around the title or comedy meme Jericho/Owens

This plant in the crowd keeps smiling without a flinch while his sign gets ripped up.

Did he go to acting school with Otunga?

>>2262284
James lost
Ziggler lost

>Women's """"""""""wrestling""""""""""

>>2262303
BMJ design

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>Nattie

>>2262181
>>2262207
>>2262253
At least those had the Big Dog on the card

>3 diva matches

Cuckdownies WILL defend this

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>>2262256
>not watching Miz and Maryse's adventures
>not watching dean grow increasingly upset with being filmed
>not watching Paige be a trainwreck

>>2262186
>Coconut niggers practically kill American Betas beforehand
>Clean

But Nikki did get where she got because of her looks and who she dates

Why didn't they just start off more vicious like Shibata/Ishii? It actually makes sense for this story.

>>2262323

Honestly it's my fave WWE taunt

Natty would be better if her ring gear didn't cover her whole body wtf

>>2262284
This is coming off our 13 PPV streak of at least one person winning. That was broken when NXT San Antonio happened, no enough people thought Roode was winning. This might be another no clean sweep night.

>>2262289
> Ah yeah, I remember watching when we had Hulk Hogan

>>2262320
It was very obviously a plant. I mean shit, he didn't even pretend to hide his smile when it happened.

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what i missed?

TIME TO PISS
O
I
L
E
T

Why is Nikki sagging her tights?

>>2262337
Yeah, the twins thing helps a lot though to

>Doing the main event this early into the show

WTF?!?

>>2262321
eugh. lookit that honker. Is she R34 Doug Funnie?

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How long until the Chamber? Holy shit this is boring.

>>2262343
we all took a piss

>>2262083
Why the fuck does this card have 3 womens matches? I thought Raw was the cuck show, I guess they both are now. I blame that braindead vanilla midget Daniel Bryan.

>>2262303
Phoenix Suns colored

>>2262335
Based Mike

>>2262336
>>2262213
Okay, maybe "clean wasn't the best word. I'd say "Easy" instead.

im the wrestler

>>2262345
This. Her ass isn't as thicc tonight

HEAT MAGNET

>>2262338
I'd love to see these two bitches head butting each other so hard you can hear it throughout the arena

Damn when did Noam Dar teach her that?

based nattie with the hitler salute

>>2262349
is up next

>>2262348
>more honker than doug

DISGUSTING

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SWEET SWEET CAN

Can't otunga just go be an actor/lawyer/trophy husband and get off commentary?

They should have cut down the amount of divashit and had a tag team EC match

>>2262294

>>2262341
>This might be another no clean sweep night.

No way, this match and Bliss are kind of predictable.

Chamber is for Bray pretty much confirmed

Literally "pissbreak" the PPV, only match I'm looking forward to is the WWE WHC Chamber match.

>>2262351
>3 women's storylines and no Tag Team storylines

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Man... why doesn't Nattie wear shit she can slip out of?

>at work
>keeping up through this thread
>lunch break bring tablet to watch
>this shitty nikki match
Worst ppv.

This could have been an "I quit" match

How's Nattys Beefgame?

>>2262367

But he's the 3rd best caster

>>2262352
Ah, alright. I forgot this was in Phoenix. Do the people there even give a shit about the team? They're doing awful this year.

was the hart dungeon legit? why won't jericho talk about it?

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i rather watch a match with sami than THIS

I think Miz should win the chamber and it should be a Triple Threat at Mania. Have Wyatt and Harper have some sort of match at Mania.

>>2262363
Nope. Women's title match to go yet.

>Natty working the crowd harder than any heel on the roster has for the past 5 years

BASED

>back first
>somehow spot it that it hurt her leg

Womens wrestling was a mistake

>>2262335

You sound like a loser. Especially if you're a grown man who watches this trash. As if watching WWE wasn't bad enough.

>>2262244
implying that the women in this division are capable of putting on a stellar match

>>2262374
she's selfish

Why is Charlotte a better heel than NAtty? Natty needs to stop using the Cena taunt as well, it's losing the luster

>there's still another divas match

>>2262367
anon, that is a very privileged, and thus prejudicial thing to say. he is a strong black man, should do what he wants

>>2262385
Ah fuck

I don't WANT to see this

>>2262351
>6 in chamber
>all the tag teams tied up
>literally no other feuds

it sucks, but there's nothing they can do about it.

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>>2262378
100% Arbys

>Tyson Kek

It's so obvious that Nikki will win this :/

>>2262291
Yes, faggot.

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>mfw this is the card I finally decide to use my Network free month on

This chamber match better blow me the fuck away

>Nikki vs. Natalya isn't the main event despite being the longest/most heated rivalry in the WWE in the last year

We still got a long way to go, fellas...

Is "shut up" the only thing she can say while wrestling as a heel?

>>2262351

Because the writers and bookers have no fucking clue what to do with the better roster.

Guys please Nettie bikini or yoga pants please

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>tfw when they make nikki wear a bra now to prevent titty slips

You guys think Nattie shaves her clam?

>>2262390
>calling somebody else a loser on a Cambodian ice skating forum

>>2262188
World's Greatest Tag Team 2.0

>Cameraman not focusing on Nattie's ass when she curtsies

ONE. JOB.

>>2262400
Especially after based Titus was up in all that

I'm going back to Jeff Jarrett's TNA if they keep the Hardys and Galloway.

I wish my dad would walk in during these matches...but no.

He walked in during fucking FANDANGO twerking and taking his shirt off while throwing paper around.

You guys do realize this show does come off as super gay... Right?

>>2262381

It still sounds like a sex dungeon to me.

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>>2262365

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*wipes tendies oil from fingers*
*tabs back from /r9k/*
*wipes crusty glasses*

Why do they finna have so many wymymyn matches on the card?

Wait has a heel won tonight yet?

I hope this kills womyn wrestling for ever

>>2262406
Kek ya wasted it

>>2262406
lol

Why don't women wrestlers blade?

If I have to sit through all this and Bray dont end up winning im gonna be PISSED

the shitty of wymins ''''''''''''wrestling'''''''''

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>>2262325
It doesn't help. Obviously WWE has a whole new look that's clean and bland and generic and suits everything else, and rock music just looks like shit with it. But it doesn't help to fire up completely dead crowds like tonight's.

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>there's another womyns match tonight

>>2262413

You are a loser

>>2262426
Women don't bleed

>>2262400
bullshit
she has a perfect pink innie that she keeps bald at all times

>>2262406

>not saving it for literally once month for Mania

Only got yourself to blame there friendo

>>2262406
My free month is this + rumble.

>>2262418
i don't live with my parents so i can watch gay shit all day long

>>2262404
Ya gay

>>2262407

Isn't Miz vs Bryan the longest feus in WWE full stop? Desides maybe Vince and Stone cold.

Why do you losers spell it as "womyn"?

>>2262434
>bald

ew

>>2262426
>Why do you want to see battered and beaten women anon?

>>2262431
Atleast we get to see the crowd react to Naomi winning

>ROLL... ME... UP
kek based natty talking too much

>YOU LIKE NIKKI?
>SHUT UP
>REPEAT

Nattie is truly wrestling royalty

>>2262386
Natty has been carrying this match honestly.

Can someone do a webm of Natty pushing Nikki's tits?

NO HEAT
O

H
E
A
T

>>2262433
They do from their vaginas

Guys.

This is a bad match.

Am I in the minority of the opinion that Nikki still can't wrestle or sell or anything related to wrestling? She's just fucking garbage.

>>2262374
needs to keep all that fat vacuum sealed in

>>2262443
I have a ryona fetish

>>2262406
Lol you're poor

>people power isn't there
SAD!

>>2262441
because they aren't real people

>>2262448
Can you have sex?

BIG JOHNNY

>>2262435

>implying Mania will be worth watching

Nattie is the most cringy "women's wrestler" on the roster.

She's like the soccer mom who grew a spine and recently started getting into BDSM.

>>2262445
She really is imitating Cena

Natty needs to stop saying "You can't see me" the fucking law of diminishing returns god damn

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>>2262426

They don't need to blade to bleed.

Announcer botch

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>>2262440
>there will never be a proper payoff

>>2262453
kek, always has been

Nikki's STF is unironically better than John's

Did Natty said bitch?

>"YOU CANT SEE ME BITCH"

Kek Nikki BTFO

Nikki "Okada" Bella

>you will never be Nikki's sneaker

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>>2262444

If this is the match that ends my sweep I will kms on live stream

Why is the crowd so dead?

>>2262453

I hope not because Ive always felt that way about her. And she still managed to break her fucking neck

>>2262459

Thanks for confirming the losers part.

The Fearless Lock is a better STF than Cena's

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>>2262431

>>2262473
they say it all the time, now

Please end this.

>>2262472
I think it's because she has more limber limb

>>2262450
Nice meme

>>2262453
She's fucking terrible and literally only got far because of her looks

>>2262464
>Nattie is the most cringy "women's wrestler" on the roster.
As long as Becketty exists, this can't be true.

This is an embarrassing ppv. Hope at least the chamber match is good.

>>2262466
SHUT UP!!

>>2262479
arizona

Why the fuck is this match still on

Fucking brutal

>>2262467
HAH

>that sudden audio spike

KEVIN DUNN

>>2262472
kek

>>2262291
Begging, pleadin ya to have sex

>>2262470

If it's not WM then you're probably right.

>It's a face gets beaten up for 10 minutes then comes back to win in the last 30 seconds

Nikki literally female Cena

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>cameramen focusing on this woman
why?

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Natalya became a lot more uninteresting ever since she turned heel and the women's division bores me.

>>2262406
>Not saving it for WM

You dun fucked up, Kid.

>>2262483
delete this shit

now

>another womens match after this

>>2262453
Nah, she's fucking awful and I'll never understand why she's so popular. Is it just the tits? Because the kids and women seem to like her too for some reason.

>>2262483
I'm not saying black lives are worthless, i'm just saying black lives are worth less.

>>2262483
Stop advertising your twitter

This is fucking boring

>>2262502
Bella's mom

>>2262491
She's fucking worse than Becketty and I don't like her either.

>>2262464
She could easily rival Charlotte if her storylines weren't based on Total Divas.

God Damn this is bad, I want based Harper

Guys I don't know how much longer I can piss for

>this match getting THIS much time

what the FUCK famm?!?!

>>2262502
Nikki's mom

>>2262502
nattie's mum i think

>>2262502
that's nikki's mom

IDEA TIME - Teach the bitch thats been doing this for 10 years to not let go of the pin before Natty starts to count out?

I mean theyre pretty transparent about shit being fake anymore but can we at least try?

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>>2262455
my brethren

>>2262502
that's mama bella

>added to nikki's arsenal
>arse

nice

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>>2262483
This guy's wife LOVES The New Day.

>>2262483
>If I virtue signal REALLLLYYY hard on social media, surely I'll finally get laid

>>2262098
>mfw I correctly predicted that every diva match would not only kill the crowd but also every live thread on wrestling because everybody is gone taking a piss or having a smoke

>>2262291
no, nikki fella being attractive is a reddit meme that preteens bring here

Anyone else just watching and waiting for a nip slip?

Lmao @ "you cant see me bitch!"

natalya is THICC

>>2262483
NOT EVERYTHING IN PROFESSIONAL FUCKING WRESTLING HAS TO HAVE SOME TYPE OF FUCKING SOCIAL JUSTICE NARRATIVE BEHIND IT. JESUS CHRIST.

zzzzzzz

>>2262500
They'd already be doing a proper build up if they were gonna do anything for WM.

>>2262510

Johnny Ace is hittin that every night ?

"sell"

Guys...i think nikki might be hotter than alexa bliss.

Please help remind me this is untrue.

>>2262495
I just zoned out on my phone since this match started and realized it's been wayyy too long

Everytime the cam is on the commentary team, Otunga is looking down at the screen lol

Wonder how Tyson Coma Kid feels about this storyline?

should have just done a women's elimination chamber instead of these three matches so we'd have something interesting to look at.

why couldnt they replace this shit with an ic match?

>>2262504
Make me

>WWE still trying to push the divas are good wrestlers

>>2262530
you mad whyteboi?

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This card has been a disaster. Sad!

Way to go smackdown. Forever B brand.

>do a load of laundry
>this match is still on
Maybe I'll take a nap.

>>2262537
Open your eyes

>>2262540
He's busy watching new japan all day to notice