First for Funaki
Why is it wood under the chamber?
>>2261596
OOOOOOOOOOWWWAAAHHHHHH
Rhyno? looking more like a hippo.
>Russian announcers
Welcome to Trump's America everyone
i'm hoping AA come through on this
1st for bliss
Based big dawg
>BASED VILLAGE PEOPLE
Breezango have been my boys since before the gay cop stuff
Who's with me?
>Dad walks in
i hope american alpha loses their belt, they have no talent
Breezango please win! PLEASE
>Gay cop gimmick
>State of mandrama manchildren
>>2261630
he's getting madder
Tag team turmoil is a tag team gauntlet match?
thank you zigler
>>2261643
No way, AA will get booed to hell in here.
>Dad walks in
>Tyler Breeze gyrates hips on Fandango looking like a vegas show boy
This is so amazingly camp
>>2261648
>people
>>2261646
I miss Paige
>inb4 the last 2 are AA and Usos
breeze is one of the biggest wastes of talent in a long time
>>2261651
right here fampai
>>2261655
>Dad comes out
Why Rhyno is booked so weak? He's a huge dude, only a ringpost/steps spot or a double team move should keep him down.
>Ryno still hasn't turned on Slater
ECDUB
ECDUB
ECDUB
ECDUB
Wait the tag teams are in the chamber?
Fandango should be the face of the company
sextape when?
>their tag theme is just other of their individual themes played on top of each other
I thought this was gonna be a chamber match
>>2261596
Why do you keeping using Roman pictures? He's not even in the show.
That "I'm the beeest" was cute
BASED FAGDANGO
When did we start hating Apollo Crews?
>Making Dolph wear the USA pants during the beatdown
>All the Mexicans, blacks, pajeets and arabs watching are going to hate us even more
>Vince giving all of America heat
>Vince being a dumb fuck
>>2261669
pls revival
>>2261664
>No way, AA will get booed to hell in here.
Why is this? I don't watch SD so I wouldn't know
Who is this official WWE tranny?
>>2261667
can i save this pepe?
rhyno is T H I C C
>ECW guy enters the ring
>Crowd chants "E C DUB"
>Dad walks in
>>2261687
Since polturds became /asp/ regulars
>>2261687
when did you start liking him?
Anyone got high quality images of Trish Stratus?
>>2261691
Because Jason Jordan is a negro and all negros are going to be booed tonight
Tyler Breeze is so fucking hot, he deserves a push
Where the fuck is he
>Literally strippers
>>2261691
here's a hint. One of them is colored
>>2261689
You' re a fucking cuck
>>2261687
When was his raw debut?
>>2261687
Since he debuted
>>2261667
Get out
This Trump country now homophobe
>>2261696
Maybe they forgot his name but remember he was in ECW
C'mon gay cops
>>2261692
can i get a quick rundown of this tranny?
>>2261706
heck
>>2261706
Still in Hell
>>2261706
Old man problems
>>2261696
Ecdub is still over brah
>>2261706
Are we expecting him? Gimmie a quick rundown.
>Buncha rednecks cheering on gay cops
Can't make this up
>dad walks in
How is this match fair?
Whoever comes out last has an unfair advantage.
shitty episode of smackdown live desu
Gay cops are so based
Please win gay cops
You're my favourite
>>2261707
>bayley EFRO movie never
HOLY SHIT PUSH FANDANGO FUCK
Press F for our guys
Based Homosexual Law Enforcers
ALOA ARNNNNNN
Kek Based Gay Cops. Please win this PLEASE
FANDANGO DIDN'T HAVE THE ROPE WHEN HE MADE THE TAG. BREEZE IS STILL THE LEGAL MAN.
Based fucking Fandango
>>2261687
Since he became a black hole of charisma
Rhyno is THICC
HOLY FUCKING BASED FANDANGO
>>2261718
What the fuck is that thing?
Is there any better finisher/superstar pairing than Tyle Breeze doing the Unprettier?
>>2261718
The mcmahons bow to him and he's been said to be in contact with aliens
>boo niggers
>cheer queers
BASED CROWD
Oh shit, this gimmick match seems cool
>>2261646
FUCKING SHIT
MY DAD CAME BACK IN CAUSE HE SAID HE LEFT HIS PHONE IN MY ROOM EARLIER
and of FUCKING COURSE
he walks in on FANDANGO STRIPPING AND DROPPING FASHION TICKETS OVER HEATH SLATER
FUCJ. IM NOT EVEN SAYING WHAT HE SAID TO ME. FUCK THIS
Is fandango our guy?
Can the Vaudevillains rise out the grave?
DAMN SLATER GOT SO MUCH HEIGHT ON THAT DIVE
f for gay cops
>Vaudjobbers
Well we know how long this will go
>>2261689
Pajeets like Trump, specifically because they hate Muslims. They're Vince's most loyal fanbase since they literally think wrestling is real
>TFW spending more time reading the thread than looking at the screen.
What is this gay shit they keep doing?
Is Gotch the Janetty of The Vaudevillians?
Why is Rhyno so Thicc?
Here comes 5 second elimination
Breezango better finna win them belts at Wrestlemania bru.
>>2261721
This nigga
>inb4 VVillains eliminated in less than 2 minute
All I wanna know is why American Alpha didn't start this match when they're the champions.
What a dumb concept.
>Heath's not gay chants
>>2261747
they make the calls
Are Breezango appropriating Rico's gimmick?
>>2261670
He didn't make a good impression on the bosses backstage once he was called up.
>>2261747
You need a quick run down man?
4 people have been eliminated.
FUCK
COME ON VV
MFW Simon Gotch blocked me on Instagram because I commented Hunico on one of his pics
>>2261738
F
;_; they deserve a push
>>2261764
That's how it usually goes.
>>2261747
>not knowing who it is
good goy
>>2261759
Hope so a Guerrero just died
Reminder that if you watch mandrama you're literally the lowest denominator in society.
>>2261763
Pajeets don't like Trump anymore since he's taking their jobs
>>2261761
F...
fags totally, completely, absolutely and definitively BTFO
>>2261767
Big league
>>2261757
Never gets old
>>2261782
Simply fascinating!
COME ON THE ASCENSION PLEASE WIN
Not gay but Gotch has an exceptional package.
Aiden English should be a parody of Braun Strowman, call him Braun Strawman or something like that
>>2261767
Definitely. English is married to a Guerrero, so he's set for life.
>>2261789
and what if you post on /asp/?
MEMEVILLANS BTFO FOREVER
>>2261774
The idea is to get the team that will challenge AA for the titles.
>>2261774
I bet Cena doesn't start in the chamber later
>>2261787
>The call that started the attitude era.
This is a pretty good crowd
memevillains BTFO
you now realize people paid money for this show months ago and get this shitshow
UCE
1 person has been eliminated.
BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS BASED USOS
>Jobvillains
Breezango is literally the best tag team out of all this shit.
What was the crowd chanting after Heath jumped out of the ring?
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE WANNABE CHOLOS
jesus, when did the usos get so fat?
Got Damn, i saw Slater get a pin
What the fuck?
One of the USOS is starting the slowly turn into Rikishi
>>2261727
always expect kane
Dubs for the ascension
one of the usos is way fatter than the other.
>>2261789
Come on now, we aren't worse than furries or diaper Fetishists
Mexican gang usos, now this is Arizona baby face material
Uce is looking fat as fuck
>>2261780
>>2261787
I'm sorry for failing you guys....
nice '''''''''''elimination chamber'''''''''''''''' ppv match you got here
Why do the Usos want to be niggers so bad?
Imagine a Roman/Usos stable. Would be beyond great
These quick eliminations matches always make people look weak, who the fuck gets pinned after a DDT?
>>2261788
and it was not so
Think they ever wish they stayed at NXT?
>that botch
>>2261784
really?
that's hilarious
I didn't know Slater had a spike DDT as a finisher. Cool move.
camacho and hunico 2.0
PLEASE LET THE USOS WIN
are the usos just hunico and camacho now?
>>2261832
Cause ya mum hates ya
>uses going full cholo despite being Samoan
Only the naval uniforms for a cop gimmick confused me more.
>hated the Usos as faces
>they win titles and featured all the fucking time
>love the Usos as heels
>barely have made an impact on the Smackdown tag division
>JBL ships Otunga and Mauro
>>2261833
The Bloodline. It lasted from like April-June of 2016
>>2261841
>USOS WIN
Please god no.
>>2261831
Not even halfway through the show and Rawtist already >SEETHING
>JTG Uso and Hunicuso
>>2261837
lol yeah
i did it right after he got in that fight with him backstage and he insta blocked me
>Usos still dressing like a couple of fucking illegal mexicans
I love how a heel turn in WWE is just dressing like a stereotypical black person.
>Mauro
>>2261832
Mono-non-white subculture. Blame rap and 90's NBA.
>>2261833
What the FUCK happened to stables in general?
That was a good Samoan drop
Why do the Usos dress like those spic gangsters from GTA San Andreas now
:(
THANKS UCE
>not pushing this man after he has a built in Guerrero story
>>2261820
>>2261829
You do know who their dad is right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE ASCENSION IS ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN
Usos are ucking gay lmao
lmao, how many times has Mauro called the EC, hell in a cell these past couple weeks, probably gonna happen again a few more times tonight
SAVE
THE GABLE
>>2261844
What do urban Samoans wear?
>That Samoan drop
Fuck that looked smooth.
>The ascension is the last tag team
YES!! YES!! YES!!! Please meme magic let our guys win!!!
>Let go, let go
exposing the business
FUCK THE USOS
LET GO LET GO
>>2261838
What is Slater's finisher?
This is a waste, American Alpha wins.
What the fuck man, where's The Ascension
LEGGOLEGGOLEGGOLEGGO
>LET GO! LET GO!
>be the tag team champions
>get literally 0 pop
what did cuckdown mean by this?
>>2261871
This, I fucking hate samoan drops but goddamn that was sick.
I don't mind losing my predictions if Ascension win
>Memescension might ACTUALLY win
PLEASE NO!
>>2261833
They already did that...it's why the marks turned on the uso's and theye had to turn them heel
Pic related: Reigns+The Usos
CONFIRMED ASCENSION WINING!
>>2261820
Samoan genetics finally kicking in
>>2261877
Getting pinned
>Ascension coming out last
WE WILL RISE
>THE ASCENSION ARE LAST TO ENTER
Are AmericanAlpha the Young Bucks of WWE?
>>2261879
KEK
EKE
KEK
>>2261864
lol they didn't even push his wife who literally was a guerrero
Asking Mauro if he's drunk is a legitimate question desu senpai
Heel usos are great
The fuck is Mauro talking about?
>>2261879
Coming out last to win the whole damn thing
Are there people out there who legitimately enjoy watching the Usos?
>>2261879
They're next.
Right?
What did Maro say? I didn't get to hear it.
>>2261865
who cares? they're fucking fat
POST YFW THE ASCENSION WINS
Usos have to go back
>>2261877
Tagging Rhyno
>>2261895
K
K
K
>>2261901
Heel Usos have been great
>>2261901
Cholos?
>>2261901
Yes, have you not heard of retards?
>>2261901
yeah, heel usos are pretty fun.
>everyone thinking the Discount Kratos Twins are going to win because they're coming out last and won on smackdown
BVMWTS
Am I watching Smack down by mistake? I wanted a ppv.
>>2261897
JBL most likely is, he tripped getting to the table
>>2261901
Yes, I do. They're solid in the ring and good heels.
>>2261900
Don't joke like that
>>2261830
its ok anon. we're all sercrely /a/ here. But I think they're a pol thing
>jimmy not taking off his shirt because of his gyno
>>2261907
so.. uhh.. the ascension aren't going to win right?...
>>2261901
Hated them as faces. Love them as heels.
>>2261918
It's a Smackdown PPV bro
>>2261907
Sorry I'm late. Had to get tons of /snacks/ but cozy af right now. Miss anything cool?
Why are American Alpha the least interesting team in the division?
Brothers of Destruction when?
>samoans
>you can't tell if they are mexican, arab, or light skinned blacks
>that cross race appeal
>$$$
This is why Vince likes them
>>2261907
>They've been twins for a long time
What did he mean by this?
american alpha are so boring
Shouldn't the champs have to be the first ones out? Wouldn't that make the most sense? Yes it means a burial of the whole division but who cares.
DAS RITE
>>2261935
The Ascension are about to come out last and win the Tag Team Turmoil.
>DAS RITE
>>2261932
My point is these matches don't feel ppv quality.
>>2261935
Not really, Ziggler was almost cool but wasn't allowed
>>2261935
Gay cops were super over
USOS ARE GETTING THICC
>>2261936
because they can't face the revival and have great matches
>i've called all of the usos matches
is this one of the circles of hell?
>>2261931
IMAGINE
M
A
G
I
N
E
I would be very happy
>>2261935
JBL fell down
>>2261935
Gay Cops dressed as sailors
>>2261907
>We wish Mauro Ronallo the best in his future endeavors.
>>2261945
Vanilla gym white boys
>this botched match
SAVE US ASCENSION
>>2261896
Anyone still legit miss Guerro? He was so fucking good.
>smark favorites American Alpha drop their titles to The Ascension
Does anyone seriously like America beta?
>>2261907
>>2261907
>>2261907
Ascension are literally winning this after Daniel Bryan put them over on talking smack
>>2261939
yeah i worked with a samoan girl and i thought she was black for like 2 years
>>2261965
"Dammit"
>>2261942
Vintage JBL!
American Betas may be more boring than Sami Zzzzzzzyan
>>2261970
i liked them in nxt
If dubs, the headbangers win the tag belts.
Do you actually think the Ascension can win? There's no reason at all to keep them in the back row otherwise.
holy shit this mathc fucking sucks
nxmeme EXPOSED
>Black wrestler in the ring
>JBL: THIS GUY IS SUCH AN ATHLETE PERHAPS THE BEST ATHLETE IN WWE I LOVE IT MAGGLE
Oh boy
HE SAID STEINER
>Ball of energy
>You can only describe this kid as special
Why is JBL so shit? At least Otunga shuts the fuck up most of the time.
>Jordan goes in
>Crowd goes silent
Lol they really hate niggers
>>2261982
If singles, you kill yourself on stream
Holy shit weak as fuck pin
Holy shit Ascension is going to win.
HYPE
Y
P
E
Repeating the Uso heel turn story
I love when wwe pays homage to UFC events when they run the same weekend.
Oh so this is how Ascension will win
>>2261991
He's shitty Angle, that's why.
well, AA is winning this.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the New Age Outlaws with Road Dogg writing now.
This is it, the ascension are winning it
So when does the crowd start booing?
>>2261989
I thought I heard that
OH FUCK ASCENSION COULD WIN
>>2261990
He's legit pissed isn't he?
Imagine this crowd when Naomi wins
>>2261991
Neck yourself polturd
>>2261907
THE ASCENSION ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT TO WIN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>TA
IS HAPPENING
well there go my predictions
>>2262009
kek
I can't wait
>Samoan Splash in honor of their late uncle Umaga
>Umaga
Jesus christ Mauro fucking sucks
MEMESCENSION GETTING BERRIED
AA confirmed for overcoming the odds
FREE ACENSION WIN BABY YES
THANK YOU BASED USOS
>>2261942
Who's left?
Why not send in the Ascension regardless of what Usos are doing?
>>2262012
asp is trump country nigger
>Resurrect Ascension sign
its time lads
Ascension are based af
>>2261907
THAT POP
TELL ME ABOUT CONNOR!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
gonna happen
>>2262012
I don't hate nigs but it's obvious that this crowd does. Naomi is going to suffer in her match
>>2261706
Formed a tag team with Karl Anderson
YESSS
THIS FUCKING WARBOSS JAW
What the fuck are they wearing?
These losers are gonna job huh?
who /walkingdead/ here
>Smack is literally the land of oportunity.
Shane was not lying.
Why pick him up?
FUCK
OFF
GABLE
>>2262025
Are all Samoans related?
wtf Konnor
>Konnor in that mask
WITNESSED!
DAILY REMINDER VIKTOR WAS TRAINED IN THE HART DUNGEON AND WAS STRETCHED BY STU
>Those meme masks
>That facepaint
>They're still gonna lose
LOL!
AGAINST ALL ODDS
pls let them win
>that face paint
IS THAT THE HUMAN SPIDER?!
>Konnor's mask
MEDIOCRE
>>2261907
>>2262026
neck yourself loser
>>2262014
so AA with Angel at ring side for Mania confirmed?
ascension should have been built stronger from the beginning
they aren't great but decent monster heel team
The ascension have everything to be a top Monster tag team
>>2262033
Isn't Naomi's entrance more over than Naomi?
>this much of a beatdown
American Alpha confirmed champs
O D D S
D
D
S
My stream crapped out can someone post Konnor's mask?
>>2262040
OK that sell to the knockout was great, I like Conner now
FUCKING SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO JOB AGAIN. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>2261907
>American Betas overcoming the odds
They so stronk
how fucking hard did this big guy bulk wtf....
>>2262066
Thank JBL
>Usos did all that work
>Ascension still gonna lose
MY SIDES!
JUST LET MY BOYZ WIN PLEASE
THIS WAS LIKE TOM BRADY IN THE SUPER BOWL MAGGLE, THEY WERE DOWN AND OUT AND THEY CAME BACK TO WIN!!!
>>2262071
It's Immortan Joe's without all the tubes and shit
>le devil worshippers gimmick
*yawn*
ADDITIONAL REMINDER: VIKTOR WAS GIVEN HIS TRYOUT AFTER JERICHO NOTICED HIM SLEEPING IN HIS CAR OUTSIDE THE PERFORMANCE CENTER
>another roll up win on paper view
>>2262068
By a large margin
>>2262063
>2017
>neck yourself
can blacks only afford last years insults?
Lol why are the ascension such jobbers? They were undefeated for a year on NXT, have been on the main roster for 2 years and they're still jobbing.
If Ascension loses, should they just quit and go to New Japan?
get berried :)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The Ascension didn't immediately come out and pin for the win
>American Alpha will overcome the odds
Fuck this PPV and fuck the american manlets
>ASCENSION IN 20XX
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wow that was lame. Notice the fucking silence in the crowd. Although that may be because Jordan is black
>>2261844
Cholo? They are Samoans who act like niggers. That is their gimmick they are transracial.
>>2262088
That's not a roll-up you dumbass.
/asp/ BTFO per usual
REeEEEEEEeEeEeEeEeE
>>2262094
neck
New Thread
>>2262119
>>2262119
>>2262119
>>2262120
being american alphas
kinda want a divas match so i can piss and make ramen
>>2262120
American olympic athletes.
Like two manlet Kurt Angles
>>2261855
They think they're black!
>>2262151
Too late faggot
>>2262176
next is nikki vs. Natalya. Your wish has been granted!
>>2262208
FUCK DO I WATCH FOR NATTY'S ASS OR DO I /PISSBREAK/FOODBREAK/
>>2262226
Well this promo is half an hour long, so you should have been doing that shit already.
>>2262226
piss break, obviously. You can just rewatch the match later and jerk off at your own leisure.
Lets go Nikki!
Lol @ Natty "You can't see me bitch!"