ELIMINATION CHAMBER GAME THREAD 2

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first for the based big dog

I know /asp/ has mods since I've been banned before, but where the fuck are they tonight

GIMME THE GREENLIGHT

i think this ppv will be moderate

Second fuck reinss

BBDWTOS

Sam Roberts vs James Ellsworth rivalry when?

BASED BIG DOG

>>2260407

They fucking mentioned Total Divas/Bella, which still really fucks me off, what next, bringing up how Lana has a different accent on TD?

>>2260414

I'm also wondering about this. I've gotten banned here for way less than what the trips who sperg post everyday do

Not that I can see any of them. Thanks 4chanx.

Why even use a Reigns picture in a non-RAW PPV?

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Renee is getting a little pokey

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>>2260423
>tfw no one to gimme the greenlight

where's Jewbacca?

XXL PUPPER FTW

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>>2260416
Card is awful but bad cards sometimes produce good PPVs

>>2260434
tell that to UFC 208

What's fat, is a virgin and has no friends?

A Reigns hater

>>2260428
Do you believe this images shows something? Because it doesn't show anything.

>>2260426
I made a dumb -etty joke and got banned for it.

>>2260439
KEK

>>2260425
already explained. Lana often uses her American accent since she is a fantastic and successful actress.

Yo /asp/ sup I'm back and I'm watching Elimination Chamber via the monitor in my limo

How long is this ppv?

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What the FUCK is up with this guys forehead?

Also, who even is he?

LE SMILEY BLACK MAN

LOL

DEM THIGHS THO

>>2260447
BASED

>>2260446

She uses it on Total Dicas to act? On a show they've said is a shoot?

>>2260453
Found the lil manlet white boy

>>2260448
Smack PPVs never go the full 3 hrs

>TANKS

The state of the Irish accent

>Dasha interviews Becky
There goes English language

>>2260449
>not knowing Sam Roberts
Gain height

>>2260449
Just joined. Who or what is this?

>colon D is mentioned
Which one of you fucking retards got a job at WWE and didn't tell us?

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Who /miz/ here?

Somebody smack this cunt and fix her mouth

>>2260449

>Not knowing who Sam Roberts is

There's a certain level of newness and then there's you

>>2260439
holy shit kek

>>2260455
She's working the Bella's into a shoot.

>BECKETTY WANTS TO TEAM WITH SHAWN MICHAELS

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS BECKY LYNCH IS ACTUALLY MARTY JANNETTY?

>they won't answer my question

feels bad man

>arm break kid
I feel like she made that pun before

strem?

What is she on?

>>2260463
/miz/ reporting

>>2260449
"Apollo crews wtf is he smiling about"

- Sam Roberts

Kinda based if you ask me

>>2260461
some jewish cunt who got on the talkboard

>armbreak kid
C R I N G E

>>2260454
Yo Deanchad, sup!
I'm finna in my limosuine and outside the window there's all of these kids going out of the candy store for valentines or some shit

>>2260439
BASED

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>clappers

>>2260463
rite here man

>>2260439
Oh please, Fat lonely virgins make up 70% of WWE fans.
Those of us in the remaining 30% still think Roman's worse than watching Triple H wrestle a broom.

>>2260463
We all miz here

Because he's AWWWWWWSSSSOOOOMMMMEEEE

>>2260468
Kek

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>>2260463
We all /miz/ here

>>2260474
My cock. I wish.

>>2260439
>>2260439
Anyone who posts on /asp/

THREE questions? Is that a fucking joke?

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where's Finn?

>>2260463
Based Miz

A ver donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?

>>2260484
That's just not true pig fatty

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Who /a/ here?

Has there even been a match yet?

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>>2260463
>I'm living in the timeline where I'm /miz/
what a time to be alive.

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>>2260439
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>2260495
aca papa

Honestly I don't even know what I'd do if I ever got a hold of her pits. I just want them so fucking bad.

>putting over Piggy James

When are they going to bring back the Hardcore Championship?

>>2260449
He's a random fag. Don't worry about him.

>>2260484
You are 100% bodyfat

so...who's Big Money Dave saying is going to win chamber?

Bray right?

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does WWE pick the worst possible music on purpose

Booker T ripping on JBL lol

>>2260439
KEKEKEKEKEKEJKE

>JBL

JBL BTFO

>>2260495
Aca como siempre papi disfrutando del show A

wtf happened to jbl?

>that botched JBL entrance

>>2260511
Yes.

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>>2260495

>>2260510

uhhh yes...that's what I'm hearing, but plans could change you never know uhhh

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>>2260510
Yeah, smart money agrees.

>JBL falling down the ramp

JBL CONTINUALLY BTFO

Which bitch on the roster, interviewers and shit included, do you think is the filthiest?

>JUSTBL

Poor JBL...

JBL BTFO

Booker a fucking savage

>>2260495
Calle la jeta pinche perro.

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Weebcrew.moe if any of you anons need a stream

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>jbl worked himself into a shoot

>J(ust)BL

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What finishing move should i hit my gf with tonight?

JBL please

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LGTSS:
>JBL

Guys there are some stupid teens chasing my limo begging for money for valentines stuff

What do I tell em?

Thanks Booker for not letting that one slip.

>>2260528
I feel like Alexa could be pretty dirty, has that look to her.

Booger T derailing the show

>>2260535
Papis acá está el rawtista

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>>2260497
Right here br/a/h.

thank god the match is finally gonna happen

>>2260495
bonjour

Guys I really like the miz

FACE THE FACTS YOU SIMPLETONS

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>>2260521
But why? What's their endgame?

>>2260540
hit her with some money so she can buy a pair of decent tits

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>Mojo vs. Curt Hawkins
Why?

Layfield BTFO

God dammit when are we getting Mojo vs. Hawkins? Its the only reason I'm even watching this shit show

sub 15 minutes of mediocre wrestling, who hype! :^)

What's the purpose of Hawkins again? Take Slater's place?

JBL ROASTED

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>WWE makes fun of JBL for tripping on his way to help Lawler
>JBL trips again at Elimination Chamber

I can't wait to see them rip him a new asshole again on Tuesday.

Was this even mentioned on Smackdown?

>>2260557
They get paid by record companies to play shitty music so often that people start actually enjoying it due to repetition.

>Im gunna slap ya

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>being the Janetty to Zack Ryder

>>2260540
Hit that hoe with AKI Man punches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSecNfQ3FI&t=5m45s

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Hey guys

Whats the haps?

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LET'S GO HAWKINS

Taima stream keeps buffering

CHINK REF
EXPECT SHENANIGANS

RIP JBL

>>2260566
Fill in for Shelton Benjamin since he injured himself.

>they fucked up the twitter thingy

hahahah

>>2260576
>being the Jannetty to Loud House

>YOU'RE

STATE OF HAWKINS' GRAMMAR

>That pop for Mojo

...why?

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>>2260463
/miz/ here since his ECW days

>>2260576
This is the match that decides who the bigger janettey is

am i still banned?

>>2260574
Yeah but there's like shallow bad and ACTUALLY BAD

that wrestlemania awoo song is just really shallow

>>2260589
Zack Ryder rub.
All the time they don't get that WWE wants Ryder dead.

>muh NFL

Vince thinks namedropping the NFL is a plus

Does the germancucks still change the PPV name?

Serious question: Does anybody actually like David Otunga as an announcer?

Have you /facedthefacts/ today, anons?

Why have all the SD PPVs been shit?

>>2260591
>Miz gets to fuck that

>>2260576
when he wins what does that make curt?

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>>2260428
>>2260440

Better pic. I'd kill to be Dean Ambrose.

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>>2260463
EVERYBODY

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Predictions are up! 199 people this PPV, 4th highest number we've had.

>>2260591
>Maryse gets to fuck that

>>2260600
no

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>>2260600
There's no reason for him to be there.

It should be Mauro and Tom

>>2260589
People are just hyped that shit is finally starting.

>>2260595
Well people are already going to buy good music, or music they like. They would normally just ignore shallow or bad music, but if you make someone listen to the same garbage enough times, eventually repetition tricks them into thinking they like it, and they go out and buy it.

>Booing based Mojo

Plebs

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>>2260598
remember when Vince made fun of the NFL for being boring

>Grid Iron Gladiator
>Failed football player

Pick one I guess

How is Mojo Rawley on the main roster?

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>>2260600
>does anybody like David Otunga
>serious question
Pick one

>>2260610
who is our grill though

POST THE RESULTS NOW

Are these guys the future, /asp/?

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Now that they changed the name of the suicide dive to the "torpay sewaseeda", do you think they will change the name of Hell in a Cell to "Heck in a Seck"?

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>>2260610
>that many brays

>>2260620
>TFW NFL ripped off based Vince.

>Ads during a PPV

Really nigga?

Did they really put an ad break inbetween a short preshow match? kek

>>2260609
Im reading that as if Miz is looking in a mirror and writing romantic love notes to himself.

>>2260610
NUMBERS FACINATE ME!

>>2260623
It's a good excuse to mention NFL.

>>2260627
They haven't changed the name at all considering that's what the move is called.

>>2260625
Just pulling the numbers together.

>>2260633
For a network I already own.

>Pay $9.99 for premier service
>Still get ads during a match

I can't understand how for the life of me people watch RAW and Smackdown

>>2260635
Yes that is true

A few live streams can be found here,

http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-1
http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-2
http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-7

>>2260639
>implying they hadnt called it a suicide dive for 15+ years and only SUDDENLY started using the other name just now

Is Mojo Rawley a former NBA player?

>Former NFL "star"

Fucking hell stop mentioning the NFL

Cringy as fuck

>>2260610
>I picked Curt Hawkins
oh shit please win

>>2260633

The kickoff show also plays on Facebook and YouTube to try to get subscribers.

>>2260623
his friends football team just won the super bowl

>>2260616
>There's no reason for him to be there.

4 fucking announcers at once is absolutey retarded.

>>2260623
buddies with Gronk so free publicity with an actual celebrity

>>2260627
Tope Suicida is still Suicide Dive just in spanish.

>>2260647
NHL

>>2260642
Preshow is free trying to entice people to buy the network for the event

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>>2260641
This dude thinks he owns the WWE Network.

>>2260610
inb4 Mojo loses and everyone gets BTFO

>>2260650
shut the fuck up, we're trying to shitpost in peace

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Redpill me on Joe Cronin

>>2260646
Isn't that really just a Mauro thing? I could swear I've heard suicide dive recently.

>>2260657
>you now realize that Vince shitposts on /asp/

Why does Mojo get hate again? He's so full of energy and never seems to phone it in.

>otunga just called Hawkins "Ryder"
man fuck affirmative action

Does Vince McMahon visit /asp/?

>>2260664
He's the one that keeps telling Cole to say >SEEEETHING

>People are cheering

>>2260660
literally whom

>>2260665
he's shit

>>2260667
Are you fat?

>>2260665
He's an NFL star he hasn't paid his dues

rip hawkins

>>2260665
People are jealous that he's friends with Gronk and Brady.

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Someone who hasn't followed wrestling in years but got a kick in lately as a finn, is there a stream for this elimination chamber thing somewhere?

this match isnt that bad

>>2260670
Sheep

>>2260665
hes arguably the greenest person on the main roster

ah fuck I'm already out of the predictions

>>2260665
Some probably find his energy obnoxious.

Did they hire Curt Hawkins back specifically to embarrass him?

THAT FUCKING HIT

I fucking love Mojo

Why are these people on the main roster?

>>2260682
HAHAHA

Concussion city

>there were retards that picked hawkins

lmao, stop watching wrasslin if you did this famm

>>2260682
>not being HYPE

>>2260678
see
>>2260536

PERFECT BRACKET HERE I COME

>>2260678
http://network.wwe.com/

>>2260682
>Voting for Curt
You Deserve It

>Booker shitting on Ryder

Not cool broski

>being an nfl reject is mojo's gimmick
>vince thinks this is great

can't make this shit up

>unfortunate circumstances for Zack

Is Zack kill?

>>2260665
He's Allah Ackbar

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>Booker fucking burying an injured Ryder

>>2260665
I like him
you don't have to agree with this autist hivemind, you can come to these conclusions on your own

>buy the Network *autistic screeching*

>>2260678
There sure are but WWE usually ban or at least DDOS the shit out of them pretty fast.

>>2260687
Hi Zack. I hope the leg is healed up

>a literal definition of a filler match

What was the purpose of that match exactly?
and where the hell is Jack Swagger?

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>>2260665
Because

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Be a shame if someone overcame them

>>2260610
>tfw voted for breezango just because I was browsing /fit/ and reading homo stories

I dont know why should i care about this if its pretty obvious Im gonna lose

>>2260665
Because now we don't get to hear OHHH RADIOOO

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>>2260693
Thank you anon!

>>2260702
he got injured a few weeks ago, had to get knee surgery

>>2260682
>Trusting on Curt

Lel

>>2260712
with Kane

Diva in the elimination chamber when?

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17 people have been eliminated in the preshow.

182 out of 199 remain.

Just working on the women's division approval ratings.

Fuck Mojo CAWley

wait how are we sure they're not just following the links on here and stoppin em

>>2260708

I'm not saying he's amazing, but at least he tries.

>>2260717
>anon
Fuck off weeb

Why is Pig Vomit on the pre show?

>>2260691

I picked Hawkins precisely cause I don't watch wrestling. I only watch PPVs cause I have a life.

FUCK DEAN AMBROSE

I WANT RENEE AS MY GF

I WANT HER AS MY GF

FUCK DEAN

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>>2260722

>voting against Mojo

>>2260727
Because she's always there.

>>2260718

And Booker just fucking buried him lol

so they made a square chamber? kinda neat

>>2260722
Who finna cares about womens """"wrestling"""""

>>2260712
Dude, it's the fucking preshow. They air dark matches now.

>>2260729
>trying to justify being a retard

>>2260727
nobody will get that reference

I need my sticky

>>2260722
who are our nxtguys?

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>>2260722
>Anyone picking Natalya over John's grill

>People picking AJ to win the title back

LOL!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>tfw dual streaming basketball and wwe

>>2260741
we didn't get a sticky for the RR we ain't getting a sticky for EC

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Elimination SHANEBERG

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>not 0 not 1 not 2 but THREE """"""womens wrestling""""" matches

Can SJWdown even recover?

>>2260745
>apehoop
For what reason?

>>2260722
>17 dumbasses picked hawkins

LMAO

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Wait....this is his wife????

>>2260746
We did. After about 8 or 9 threads

>>2260739

Calm down sperglord. Stop taking your children's mandrama too seriously.

>>2260737
Have sex

>>2260754
Sideshow Bob?

Mah boy Brayy is finally going to be champ, i'm so happy

>>2260744

John needs to lose it one last time to get it back and beat Ric's legacy.

>the state of this card

Smackcucks BTFO

>>2260751
college women's team has my waifu about to break the scoring record

MY PATH OF CARNAGE WILL CONTINUE

>>2260754
Shit nig, this pic gave me hope

>>2260747
I hope that has a dick

>>2260740
That makes me sad

>>2260754
Proof that money does buy happiness

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Post YFW Corbin/Brayyy as the last two

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>>2260752

>>2260754
kate mara is not his wife

>this game show intro
wew

>three women's matches

Justify this

>>2260760

But not to AJ lol

>>2260762
I can accept that reasoning.

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>>2260769

>This game show promo
The disparity in mood is scary

Anyone else think Cena's going to eat everyone's finisher before getting eliminated like back in '09?

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>>2260754
No faggot this is his wife

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Are we still the A show guise?

>>2260754

I think he might be Jewish

>>2260773
Tits n ass

>>2260766
i appreciated it though bro
W-ENNNNNNNNN-B-C

>>2260754

That's Kate Mara you morons

>The three winners of the wimmins matches will be Black, a Mick and a Mexican
The State of /pol/

why smack has the best PPV themes?

>>2260780
She's a cute!

>>2260774

Fair enough.

If Bray wins this PPV instantly becomes PPV of the year so far.

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>>2260778
>tfw 30 writers but 4chan can write a better ppv

>>2260781
no my friend

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>>2260754
Its not hard if you become a PUA

You can get any women you want if you know how to talk to them

>>2260785
kekd

>>2260787
>>2260787
>>2260787
NEW

>>2260787
>>2260787
>>2260787
NEW

>>2260787
>>2260787
>>2260787
NEW

>>2260769
Based

Reminder that Naomi is going over the womanlet and polturds will be left SEETHING

>>2260793
PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAH Bray winning ANYTHING?

>>2260781
Jesus Christ RAWtist are you so fucking twitchy that you can't wait till tomorrow to trash talk Smackdown?

>>2260778
WWE is going full Danganronpa

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>>2260748
By not having them end the show, or go for more than 15 fucking minutes, OR be the most annoying and repeated feuds.

>>2260780
Her right eye is smaller than her left

2/10

>>2260773
small ass roster that's mostly populated by tag teams
they needed bodies for the chamber

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>>2260790
/pol/ being white is just a meme

>>2260802
M8 you seen them odds?

>>2260779
>sister Abigail into end of days
Pls vince

>>2260780
Man this guy looks sooooo Jewish

>>2260821
No hes half white and black. Hes a mongrel

>>2260809
>yfw /pol/ is more diverse than the left
Really grind my gears goys.

>>2260820
>memes
>on /asp/
lolno

do the streams keep cutting out for anyone else?

>>2260831
didn't say good memes

>>2260809
Hows it going shlomo

Why Orton vs Harper (for absolutely fucking nothing and predictable as fuck) wasn't on the pre-show, unlike Gallows & Anderson vs Sheamus & Cesaro (stipulation match with a title change)?

>>2260851

>He doesn't know about titles changing on the rumble pre-show being tradition

>>2260851
Because Harper turned face against the family because of Orton. They also need to keep Randy relevant on the way to Mania

>>2260851
Wahhhhh it's predictable

why couldnt they have let her be hardcore country mickie james ? her tna entrance was boss

>>2260820
>fuck
>this
>board

Would've been better.

possible becky injury after this match?