Elimination Chamber Gamethread

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GOAT

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>>2259840

>>2259842
Legit marked when that happend

>>2259865
this

>>2259842
Honestly, I was behind him 100%.
>>2259865
what does marked mean?

Pls no Tripcode bs gayboy hissy fits ITT guys. Last gamethread was absolutely ridiculous

>Rawtists can't handle their shit show so they shit up Smackdown threads

>>2259878
Only cuz Tripjobber ruined it

>>2259888
Agreed

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>>2259888
>>2259878
take the L

>>2259896
Don't work ya self into a shoot now fatboy

>>2259896
>getting worked by based deangod
The state of Tripjobber

>>2259888
You and your pathetic samefagging and garbage nonbants ruined it. Tripneet needs to stop enabling your autism too

>>2259896
God I want Hugh Mungus to cum on my tits. What a great worker. I also hear he 6' 6" (with his wrestling boots on)

>>2259905
Cry moar Bretcuck

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So who is winning the main event

>>2259909
deanchad already won it seems

>>2259896
>resorting to MS paint

TRIPNEET BTFO

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Obviously Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259915
What if Roman Reigns joined the Smackdown brand and replaced The Miz and won the title there

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909

Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259909
>Tripfag too incompetent to look on any betting site
No surprises here

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259914
>>2259916
>>2259917
>>2259919
>>2259920
>>2259923
>>2259924
>>2259926
>>2259928
>>2259930
>>2259933
I kind of want ambrose to win, but how come you guys think this? I feel like hes forever a side character, rather than someone who wins big.

Dean Ambrose is stuck on the pre-show tho...

Dean Ambrose

So what Carter got released from the mental institution today?

>>2259942
And you're stuck on the chair in ya bedroom you fat fucking NEET

>>2259942
he is in the chamber dipshit

>>2259950
for Wrestlemania
He's gonna be on the pre-show there so he wont win the belt here

>>2259948
RENT FREE

>>2259944
Yep and apparently he's found a room to rent in your headspace. Stay worked

>>2259954
Yes ya do live with ya mom rent free ya pathetic dwarf

>>2259954
link the discord so carter can try and fail to get in again kek

>>2259909
Ambrose fa sho

>>2259957
Btfo

>>2259958
Why would I wanna be in a reddit chatroom when I can be right here in /asp/

>>2259957
Huh?

>>2259957
FUCKING DESTROYED

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose

>>2259876
>>2259888
>>2259896
God damn, this board really is fucking ruined by these retard tripfags

>>2259957
Ouch that's gotta hurt

>>2259957
FATALITY

>>2259969
Is that what Deancuck says when he has his daily kidney pains?

>>2259957
Lame, get some new material pinhead

>>2259957
Damn Daniel

>>2259972
Booooooring

>>2259966
The ork gets a pass because he provides content.

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>>2259972
Damnnnnn!

>>2259972
SHUT THE FUCK UP *clapclapclapclapclap*

>>2259978
That's a good word to describe what normal society thinks of Deancuck

>>2259972
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2259983
Says the virgin with over 50,000 posts on here and discord

>>2259957
BASED
A
S
E
D

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>>2259986
KEKEKEKEKEK

>>2259986

BASED DEANGOD

>>2259986
TRIPNEET IS DEAD BAH GAHD

>>2259986
Says Deancuck as he's 3/4 of the posts on this board while he's taking up 3/4s of the couch

>>2259986
BASED

>>2259986
FUCKING REKT M8

>>2259994
booooooo

>>2259986
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>2259986
RIP TRIPKEK

>>2259986
wtf i love deangod now

>>2259994
weak as fuck banter you simpleton

>>2259986
SLAY DEANGOD SLAY

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oops

>>2259994
Git guud

>>2259986
Post of the year. I fucking love ya man!

>>2260008
nice ms paint job ya fucking manlet

>>2260008
>so simpleton he only posts MS paint shit

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>>2260008
And he's done.

>>2260008
Anyone can edit a picture it's easy you fucking artist

>>2260008
>TRIPNEETER has to photoshop things to try and finna make Deangod look bad
SEETHING

>>2260016
>artist
Thanks

>>2260016
>Cuckter seething so hard he's not making any sense

Now this is just depressing

>>2260019
>admits it's a shop

cuck

>>2260019
I meant autist you disgusting pile of horse shit.

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This happened several months ago

>>2260022
Back to /woo/ pinhead

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>>2260019
>best thing that ever happened to him is mistakenly called an artist in stead of artist

>>2260026
Everyone knows Keenan trip pass code got infiltrated by SEETHING dwarfs

>>2260026
Deancuck on sepoku watch, holy shit!

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Triphammer? Hah!

Carter? Small fish!

Here's the real mastermind behind all this

>>2260028
he did it again kek

>>2260030
your mothers pussy gets infiltrated by me

>>2260032
Based fartfag playing 16D chess

>>2260032
Fartfag is nothing. Still more over than Triphammer tough

>>2260034
your bantz are so simple simon

>>2260028
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He literally is seething. Did it again

Triphammer is a jobber

>>2260037
>all these compliments and slips
Someone's got a crush kekekek

>>2260041
yet effective

>>2260044
JUST

>>2260045
Lose weight

>>2260044

looks pretty badass

>>2260048
You think I'm tough?

Does anyone think whoever wins the title, wont have it at wrestlemania?

>>2260045
at get you 50,000 posts of sitting in a chair getting fat

effective at that

how many bongs till EC?

>>2260059
English next time

>>2260060
1.5

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>>2260044
Where u at fellow 4channer

Any news on who wins the EC match? I dont want to waste my time watching this shitshow.

>>2260063
Bongs not your dick size in inches

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What should I put on my sign

>>2260072
PLEASE HAVE SEX
PLEASE HAVE SEX
PLEASE HAVE SEX

>>2260072
BASED TRIPHAMMER to piss off Deancuck

>>2260061
at getting you 50,000 posts of sitting in a chair getting fat

effective at that

also drink a beer you fucking NEET

>too poor for alcohol

>>2260066
I stole the picture from someone else.

>>2260066
>>2260044
Where you at

Section 106 here

>>2260078
REKT

>>2260072
>That cage

What happened to it being round?

>neckbeards meet up in live TV
based

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>>2260072
I see you, I'll confirm if you make it or not, dubs decides sign....

>>2260072
THE GIGANTIC PUPPER IS GOAT!

>>2260087
this. it looks like the cage TNA uses

>>2260083
Section 115

>>2260090
I'm the pixel on the left.

>>2260072
/asp/

btw, how obese is the crowd?

>>2260105
No one fatter than Triphammer

>>2260087
>>2260096
probably cutting corners, that old one was a huge piece of shit to move around prolly

>>2260066
Looks so much better than hiac

>>2260115
Maybe if you focused on losing weight instead props for a wrestling show ya would finally have sex

>>2260122
have sex

>>2260126
SEETHING

>>2260129
Ya right, I am finna seething. I should lose weight with the help of Deanchad.

Who finna meet up az ?

>>2260130
I'm pretty sure be can help train ya.i hear he 6'6" (with his wrestling boots on)

>last thread had 100+ unique IPs posting
>this thread only has 57

Stupid tripfags scared everybody away

>>2260135
Don't work ya self into a shoot now Lil guy

>>2260135
You scare all of the finna girls away with ya body odor when ya enter ya 7th grade math class dweeb

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>tfw a smark works himself into a shoot near me

>Elimination Chamber is known in Germany as No Escape (German: Kein Entkommen), to avoid any reminder of the gas chambers used during the Holocaust.[7]

>>2260142
KEK

>>2260140
BASED

>>2260142
Is there any German born WWE Superstars?

My section is working themesldves already, what meme chants should I start ?

Deanlad?

>>2260156
BRAY WYATT

>>2260156
Just yell WOOOO really loud.

>>2259865
same tbhaitch

>>2260156
We Want Ro Man clapclap clapclapclap

to really fuck with WWE and smarks.

>>2259909
Dean Ambrose.

>>2259909
Bray Wyatt

>>2260167
fuck i hope he gets [spoiler]eliminated[/spoiler]

>>2260171
Kys asap

Man I hope the crowd won't be dead

Man I hope Carter gets deported

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what the fuck is this piece of shit cage

>>2260159
Jewbacca my nigga how's it been

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>watching pro wrestling

this shit starts now or in an hour
help please

>>2259941
Dean Ambrose is piccolo

>>2260183

yes

>>2260179
That's a small cage

>>2260183
pre-show now. real show hour

>>2260183
kickoff is now, ppv is in an hour

>>2260181
It's all been good lad I'm currently watching Elimination Chamber via my expensive limosuine

>>2260183
pre show is live now, real show in 1 hr

>>2260195
>>2260193
>>2260190
what did they mean by this

>>2260194
Based, I'm watching from performance center with the other NXT bros. Getting a big push Mid March Hunter said

>Carmella on the panel
why

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Whats the happs?

who in the fuck is this curly moptop cuck

>>2260202
Gonna cry smarky mark?

>Sam Roberts again

>>2260202
Because Lita was struggling to say the most basic of sentences.

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>>2260202
she has nothing to do

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>CARMELLA

Oh baby!

>>2260200
I am happy for ya push tbqh, btw what are the NXT bros like

I heard Tino Sabatelli is based

>>2260205
hes Sam Roberts, a national treasure

Becky Lynch, yussss

Answer my question, plssss

>>2260202
Because she's

F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S, yes.

>tfw the producer wants his son on the announce team and you have to listen to his nasal voice and curly hair all night
I hope Renee is okay

Booker T is drugged

>>2260209

what about king and byron saxton/cory graves ? where are they ?

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>the youtube won't load

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>tfw you have never seen an elimination chamber ppv in your life

I'm at work every time one comes on

>>2260216
Booker T's Dad works at WWE?

>>2260212
Yeah Tina is very nice. He will buy shots for all the guys when we go out clubbing. The biggest dick is Nakamura. He thinks he's hot shit and only talks to the women """wrestlers"""

>Renee looking this beautiful
I LOVE YOU, DREAM WOMAN

>>2259845

How do you even make these many posts in one lifetime?

Booker sending dick pics to Carmella

>The Neon Nigger is in a title match
jesus fuck
>The hiarline on that jew
jesus fuck

>>2260221
>working on A Sunday
KEK you fucking poor fag. Get a clue begging ya

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>>2260179

>All those empty seats

Lel

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>Carmella making Renee look like common street trash

>>2260221
>there is no way to pirate these
>there is no way to buy these
Yeah, okay pal.

Damn way too much make up on Carmella

>>2260225
Does he get friendzoned a lot?

What's the official discord?

When is preshow

>>2260240
Shut it pig

>>2260236
Don't be a cunt.

>>2260236
DO IT PUSSY

Bray and Naomi are going over.

I for one can't wait for the beta numale white boi tears when Naomi has that strap.

>>2260221

It's just HIAC with a gimmick, and not a great one.

>>2260236
rolling

>>2260233
Nice try Rawtist it's the fucking pre-show

>>2260236
GET
E
T

>>2260233
It's so damn empty for real even then floor seats

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>>2260240

>>2260236
PRAISE KEK

>>2260241
Ya he a cuck but doesn't even realize it

>>2260236
do it

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GUYS. IVE SPOTTED ROBBIE ROTTEN AT ELIMINATION CHAMBER. EVERYTIME THE CAMERA CUTS TO SAM ROBERTS, ROBBIE IS TO THE LEFT OF HIM.

WE ARE NUMBER ONE HEY

>>2260228
you get fat as fuck

ask TripNEET to post belly

>>2260236
>>2260259

Just how underage is this board?

>>2260260
He looks like a hipster with his finna hair...I bet he's so beta that he uses sockpuppets to describe his feelings to the ladies kekekekke

>>2260236
KEK wills it

So how many people getting fucked over when Kurt beats Mojo?

>>2260179
>Giant black support bars covering the view

Retarded designers

>>2260266
Something Triphammer would do

>>2260236
let the meme magic take place

>>2260236
Praise be upon Kek

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKgdr3qWgM

Remember this cringe overload?

>>2260236
Ya

>>2260265
>underage
I'm 25 and truly believer of Kek, after last year I can no longer continue to deny his existence

>>2260271
Ya really gonna bury him in the main event of 4chan-a-mania?

Is the YouTube stream down?????

I don'tg et this story with Luke and Randy, if he didn't want to break Randy and recruit him what is the Wyatt goal exactly?

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>>2260236

>spend money to go to a ppv

>waste time posting on /asp/ instead of having a few beers and hanging with your bros/woman

Let me guess, this is your first time in years out of your parent's basement?

>>2260281
It's fucked for me

Sweet Wyatt package tbqh

>>2260249
I like Naomi and furiously masturbate whenever she makes her entrance.

What's with all these chorus music in the video promos
They are really nice

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>>2260262
number one!

>>2260282

Randy is working on a secret mission to break up the wyatt family, and after Bray wins tonight he'll turn face at mania

>>2260285
>>2260281
Both YouTube and Network stream are done for me as well

i'd like to see a singles run for harper.

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why is big mic mella there?

anyone here ever get head from a dude?

>>2260298

She's blowing this chance to use this spot to get her over.

I like both Snek and Harper, fuck

>>2260284
Yes

>Carmella keeps texting
>Carmella being an unprofessional cunt

>>2260298
She looks so much better without the makeup.

>>2260298
so people can fap during this boring piece of shit

>>2260301
yes desu

>>2260303
same, i think i like Harper more

>>2260301
yeah, but I was dressed as a girl

>>2260236
rolling
what does the sign look like?

>>2260305
I think that's the point of her character.

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>>2260307
thanks wwe

>It's finger lickin' gold
That sound terrible as a slogan.

>>2260305
what is kayfabe?

>>2260236
DO IT

>>2260311
boom
now show me the sign please

>>2260314
its been their slogan for like 30 years

ITT: spergs

This KFC advert is so fucking bad but it makes me so fucking hungry.

ech how long until this match starts

Why so many diva matches tonight?

>>2260315
Kayfabe? Never heard of him

>>2260313
Looks like a MILF already
>>2260313

we have a pre-show match?

Anyone got streams?

>>2260323

Because all the guys are in 2 matches

>>2260320
the one with ziggler and miz was funny to me cause i was at the smackdown when they filmed it after the show and watching that shit live was funny

The new chamber looks kind of lame...

Big Cass gonna' break Sam's ass in half

>>2260326
probably mojo and hawkins

>>2260326
mojo vs curt hawkins

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>>2260236
DO IT

All I need is one more skank, dirty pussy, suck my dick
Scary movie, I let her use me, all in her mouth
My dick in her booty, we all on the couch, the cameras is out
And she say she a virgin, bitch, shut the fuck uuupp!

>>2260323
women's revolution, deal with it

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this pregame show is the cringiest thing I've ever seen

Who the fuck is that guy?

Lmfaoooo
His haircut is the definition of JUST

How long is this ppv?

>>2260285
network stream is perfect for me

>>2260330
Like a do

>>2260323
The entire tag division and upper card are in two matches.

Based Carmella shutting everyone down

>>2260337
guess ya never looked in the mirror huh ya pinhead?

GAY COPS GOING OVER BOYS, CARMELLA CONFIRMS!

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BASED MELLA A GAY COPS MARK

>>2260344
she is the real mvp

>>2260339
Not nearly as long as this four person shitfest, when will it fucking end

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already off to a bad start

>>2260338
I think he was on O&A.

based Vinnie getting the most nebbish looking dude on the "elimination chamber" pre-show

>Instead of going for the stale angle against Cena, rival should taunt Cena basically saying that even John himself is sick of this shit and he wants to go back to Thuganomics instead of doing award shows and meeting kids
>As the feud goes on it appears like the heel was right, Cena starts doubting himself, have him no show some fucking Nickalodeon shit

Rate please

>>2259909
Bros

>>2260327
watchwrestling for low quality, taima tv for high quality

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>>2260305

Honestly, why is Carmella on the panel?

I know she's doing her schtick and it's kayfabe... but who thought "Out of everyone available, Carmella would make the best addition?"

>not "why is Carmella like that"
but
>why did they put her on here?

I remember the last time they did an elimination chamber tag team match it ended up being a complete and total disaster.

>>2260357

It had a midget though

Is there even any point to this nikki/nattie storyline? Is it just a filler?

>>2260353
Good shit anon

>>2260353
We know you're using /asp/ as a test tube Ward

>>2260338
Sam Roberts
>>2260351
He was, and still does Anthony's show from time to time.

>>2260357
You mean every single one so far?

>>2260338
He has a major wrestling podcast. Didn't know he looked like that though. Guess that's why he does podcasts

>>2260359

I think it's a pretty good feus desu

>>2260360
Thanks bro

>>2260359
Turning Cena heel or lead up to Nikki/Cena vs Miz/Marise

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuwhda_figure-it-out-season-2-32_shortfilms

Sam Roberts was on Figure it Out as a child.
Skip to 14:20.

>>2260357
It did?
I remember the last tag match being a 6-team chamber match, which seemed to be okay...
At least by comparrison of the Intercontinental chamber match, which had problems all over the place... like Mark's pod breaking and Dolph taking control and telling everyone what to do.

>>2260356
Cause she had nothing to do and they try to include everybody in PPVs

>>2260359
Jerry Springer level fun plus TITTIES

How many bings till preshow?

is any else hyped for tonight, I feel like this could really over deliver

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>you are going to die ALONE
>*waves hand in front of face*

>>2260376
-26

>>2260359
Best feud in WWE right now, not even memeing

>>2260377
I'm actually looking forward to all 3 diva matches
What a time to be riding the hype train

Where's the battle rap fans at?

>>2260359
Its the top feud on the show you fucking Mongoloid.

>>2260378
Of course nikki's going to die alone, she can't even see her husband.

So Sam and Carmella are going to bang tonight, right?

>>2260373

The tag match was even worse

>>2260372
Fuck GaS was the shit

>>2260372
>Summer Sanders
Time to fap before the PPV i guess.

>>2260381

Did Nikki really just knock Natty the fuck out by pushing her over? lol

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>>2260378

GET LOST ELLSWORTH

>>2260388
Sam is untouchable His forehead and hair alone will see to that.

>inb4 sam has a hot wife

>Tfw paid $9.99 to watch the worst rumble in history so I can still watch this PPV in comfy HD

Bitter-sweet

>>2260389
Hm.
I don't remember it that much.
Might've been drinking through it... which I guess explains why in that case.

>>2260393
If you're backstage, pushes are just shy of being lethal.

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>smackdown in charge of meaningful tag team matches

FIRE SOMEONE HOLY SHIT THERE'S TOO FUCKING MANY

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why do they go from breaking kayfabe and talking about Cena's Bella twin, to having married chinless Joe hitting on the skank?

>>2260404
>>2260404
>>2260404
NEW

>>2260404
>>2260404
>>2260404
NEW

>>2260406
Tag Team division is the meme division of the WWE, literally nobody cares about them.

>Renee in that leather dress

HNNNNGGGG

>>2260407
The lines have blurred so bad that not even the performers know what is kayfabe and what isn't. They were supposed to be leading two different lives, but they've just collided into a giant clusterfuck

>>2260277
Winrar!