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If I had unlimited resources and could create a new wrassling company:
>TV show theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWZTzdwRCSQ
>Hire a few slutty strippers to dance and act as some wrestlers gf's
>You pay the ticket, you get free beer.
>Absurdly massive pops all the time because beer.
>NO-WYMIN-WRASSIN-PERIOD (only mud fights)
>Me booking it
>Jim Cornette
>Scott Steiner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks
>Kenny Omega (his last theme in NJPW)
>Kurt Angle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE
>Mr.Kennedy
>Bobby Lashley
>Okada
>Goldust
>Chris Masters
>El Patron
>Bunch of jobbers
>actually calling them wrestlers, not ""superstars""
>kayfabe as fuck promos
>Invading WWE locations and talking trash about its pathetic sjw state
ACTUAL-WRESTLING-REVIVED
INBF4:
>b-but th-thats cringe!!
>m-memes wrasslers!
>m-m-m-mysoginist!!!
>m-muh wymin wreaslinnnn!!!
FUCK OFF
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All good besides Alberto No-Heato
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>>2256448
thanks for the suggestion anon
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Sounds like something Vince would have booked on a coke binge in his head.
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>>2256444
Do you have any other suggestions for wrestler themes other than Pantera?
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>>2256444
>Fagfics
>Edgy fag music
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>>2256444
You have to be older than 14 to post here.
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>>2256467
Steal Bretcuc theme
Mötley Crüe
Helloween
Some STP
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>>2256469
>>2256472
>Samefagging
>13yo
No future confirmed, just end your life :)
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>>2256476
Some okay taste you got there, thinking of using music from other genres apart from Metal?
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>>2256483
any suggestion?
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>>2256453
You could also add CAGE
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>>2256489
Not familiar with it, lnk pls anon?
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>>2256484
Perhaps some rap? classical? any of those interest you?
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>>2256498
Yeah some oldschool rap might be cool anon
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>>2256492
>not familiar with the current generation Scott Steiner
He even uses the screwdriver.
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>>2256510
Booked.
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>>2256444
>all that pantera
RVD pls stop shitposting
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>>2256510
Based machine is the best thing in wrestling right now
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>>2256517
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FORGOT RVD
Thanks anon.
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What if at the premier PPV,we have Austin Vs. Steiner as the main event? Imagine the promos to build that up.
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>>2256523
m-maybe....you think Austin can get in shape for a proper match?
nice suggestion
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>>2256525
Austin will never wrestle again. His body's too fucked.
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>>2256477
> :)
I can smell the reddit from outside. Go the fuck back faggot
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>>2256529
Prime Austin maybe?
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>>2256533
yah
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>>2256533
Are you gonna create some kind of VR wrestling experience? Why are you so serious about this whole thing?
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>>2256542
Too much free time and mild autism on top of being a manchild with maladaptive daydreaming disorder caused by being a virgin for 30+ years
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>>2256560
>not even trying to hide the most obvious projection
Sure
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>>2256542
I'm not OP.I just suggested something.I actually thought this was some dream federation thread,but I was wrong.
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>>2256444
Did steiner do steroids?
Or is he a genek freek
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>>2256581
I dont know to be honest, if you watch their latest matches last year, hes still jacked, I dont think he will do just to wrestle in small places once in a while, hes not normal, hes a genetic freak
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>>2256444
Legitimately terrible. 9 gag tier.
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>>2256593
You like wyimin wrasslin, your opinion its completely worthless, sorry anon. and thanks for the effort.
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>>2256444
>Free beer
You're asking for a riot the moment things go south
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