/asp/ Predicts... Elimination Chamber 2017

BLISS is our gal

>twoCold-Autismo

> We've finally reached the /ourgal/ polls
Waifu wars incoming!

bayleybayleybayley

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So do any of the women have the popularity to break into /asp/'s top ten?

>inb4 Carter spergs out

>>2255409
bliss will probably take the #2 spot

Stealth bump.

>>2255371
Naomi.

>MojoJojo vs Curt Hawkins
I didn't realize this match was happening. I'm going to go with Mojo and so is everyonr else. And we'll all probably get blown the fuck out by this match.

>Nikki Bella vs Bretcuck
Nikki is going to win this one and I imagine go on to win ar Wrestlemania. She missed last year's Mania, didn't she? I can't imagine what good a Natalya win here would do for the company.

>Lynch vs James
Becky Lynch will win but this will be a long and close match. MJ will turn face mid-match and they'll shake hands out of respect in the end. James will go on to feud with Natty and Becky will be Asuka's surprise challenger at Wrestlemania (justified by her being the only horsewoman without NXT gold on her resume).
>Cres & Kalisto vs Dolph Zighler
This is going to be a reality check for Dolph. It's a handicap match and it won't be close at all. It's going to be a beatdown. Kalisto has held multiple US titles so he's clearly got HHH's backing to not be a jobber, and I'm sure WWE hasn't given up on Crews as quickly as audiences have. Meanwhile Ziggler's entire gimmick is "guy whose push ends after two weeks". They're going to want Kalisto and Crews around as potential spots in the 6-man IC title match at Mania.

do we think that the listed entrants for turmoil are the full list?

>>2255531

>Orton vs Harper
Obviously the scales art tipped in Orton's favor and that's who I'm going with. They clearly have something planned for Harper, but it doesn't include a clean pin against the Royal Rumble 2017 winner less than a month after the fact.

>Muslim Ban Alpha vs Usos vs Slyno vs The Increasing Altitude vs Ho Yay Cops vs poor Simon Gotch what have they done to you
Breezango. It's certainly not going to AA because Smackdown desperately needs to build the other teams up. It's not going to Slyno because the rematch at Mania would be face vs face. Ascension will pick off the most teams but not win, just as in the tag Elimination Chamber match. Vaudevillains are the jobbers of a jobber division. And I don't like the Usos, fuck them. Breezango wins.

>Rato vs Naomi
Alexa is going to win this and carry the belt all the way to Wrestlemania. Naomi's intro is over and does seem to signal that she will get a title reign soon, but right now wouldn't be best for business. I think Nikki vs Alexa at Mania is set in stone.

>>2255371
>/ourgal/
If you choose anyone other than Bliss kys asap

>>2255531
Plus i doubt they want to make Crews and Kalisto look like total goofs if they cant beat Ziggler of all people.

>>2255533
Fuck man, don't even make me start dreaming of a properly done Revival call-up.

>>2255536
>not Asuka

Hows it feel to have shit taste?

>>2255543
>Flabsu-

I know what you're trying to get me to do

>>2255536
Wtf I love triphammer now

If you don't pick Charlotte leave this board

>Preshow: Mojo Rawley vs. Curt Hawkins
Wait what. How thin is this roster?

Where the fuck have you been, pedo?
Don't be surprised if you get record-low participants.

Times up lets do this

>>2255535
Cena vs Styles vs Wyatt vs Ambrose vs Miz vs Corbin
>First two men are Ambrose and Corbin
>Ambrose leads with a speed advantage
>Vintage Ambrose, bulldogs and lunatic lariats for days
>Corbin takes control with a deep six
>Manages to hit an End of Days on the metal floor
>Injure himself too, can't make the pin
>Corbin rolls into the ring in pain
>THIRD MAN: The Miz
>Miz tries to hit a SCF on Corbin but Corbin outmuscles him
>Corbin hits some hard strikes on Miz, Miz attempts a failed rolllup
>Miz transitions into a Yes Lock
>Corbin taps
>Miz rolls outside the ring next to Dean
>Dean is groggy, slowly getting up
>Miz is doing his hand waving thing
>Miz hits Dean with a SCF on the metal floor and unsuccessfully pins Dean
>Miz sits by the cage wall as Maryse gives him water and snacks through the holes and Dean lies nearly unconscious at Miz's feet
>Miz is taking a break instead of attacking Dean because he knows the next guy will be out soon
>FOURTH MAN: AJ Styles
>AJ and Miz put on an exhibitioCena in-ring ability
>AJ gains the upperhand after goading Miz into going punch for punch rather than grappling
>A clubbing forearm sends Miz falling backwards
>A smirking AJ is turned around by Dean and given the Dirty Deeds
>Dean makes an unsuccessful pin on AJ
>Dean goes for a pin on Miz, Miz counterz into an unsuccessful roll-up
>Dean and Miz circle the ring, AJ is on the ground
>FIFTH MAN: John Cena

>>2255717
>John Cena slides under the ropes and picks Dean up for an AA
>Dean counters into a DDT
>Miz hits Dean with a SCF
>Miz pins Dean, then goes to the chamber wall for more refreshments from Maryse
>Cena and AJ get back up around the same time and start brawling
>After some of their usual stuff together, they start going punch for punch
>Cena hits a stiff jab right in AJ's face, staggering him backward
>Miz begins cheering and laughing and clapping
>AJ and Cena look at Miz outside the ropes with a mouthful of food
>Cena drags Miz into the ring
>Cena and AJ pass Miz back and forth via stiff punches until Miz collapses
>Crowd cheers, Cena smile, AJ hits Cena in the groin
>Cena hits AJ with a quick AA before falling down in pain
>SIXTH MAN: Bray
>Miz crawls under ropes towards Maryse, holding his hand out for help
>Bray crab walks up to Miz and touches his forehead to Miz's forehead
>Miz is in tears from fright
>Sister Abigail
>Bray pins Miz
>Bray enters the ring and harasses Cena and Styles
>He doesn't attack at first, he just harasses them. Sticks his boot in their faces, slaps them on the back of the head, that sort of thing.
>Bray unleashes offense on both. A lot of just dropping his entire weight on top of their ribs.
>Suddenly the lights go out
>The spotlight comes up as if there was another chamber to unlock
>The spotlight is red and it moves slowly around the ring in a circle before honing in in Bray
>The lights come in, the red light is still on Bray, Harper is on the ranp outside the chamber
>Harper does his bow & arrow mime
>The red light goes out and Bray sells it like he got shot in the heart
>Harper walks away
>AJ is the first one up
>AJ pins Bray
>Cena is pulling himself up in his corner
>And basically they just have another kickass Cena/Styles match for ten minutes with some brutal cage stuff added in
>AJ goes for a 450 splash off the top of a pod, Cena rolls out of the way and locks in an STF
>AJ taps
>Cenawinslol

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>>2255717
>>2255721
I think it's really shitty that some pedo mod tried to ban Trooth Bombz.

>>2255717
Exhibition, not exibitioCena.

Brayy lmao will win

>>2255409
What the fuck are those nxt votes?

>nakameme 29%
>le 10 man 27%
>manlet aries 25%
>drifter, revival, aop, tino nowhere to be found

You shit on all the other sites but your tastes are the exact same as theirs.

>>2255781
i picked the drifter and tino wasn't even on the ballot

>>2255781
> The popular wrestlers won the popularity vote
> Waaaa?
Purposely picking drifter over Joe or Nakamura is cleary you just being a contrarion fuck.

>>2255409
Man that Samoa Joe rank is gonna shoot into the fucking ground after raws done with him

Done. Bumparoo

>>2256073
Not to mention Revival probably would have won a tag team poll, but individually they were never going to draw votes.
>>2255371
2Cold, can we get a tag team poll just for fun once it's all over?

>>2255409
the Aussie shitposters and Nikki Cross are probably gonna be our #2 and #3 after the Asukafags are all done voting.

>>2256181
Yeah, I was thinking I should make the WrestleMania one the tag team poll.

>>2256188
There is Becky Lynch too

Wait, Elimination Chamber is tomorrow?

>>2256248
Quick turn around from the Rumble baby, both Raw and Smackdown have to have their individual PPVs.

>Ziggler vs Crews/Kalisto
Swagger interferes giving dolph the victory, Shelton re-debuts couple weeks later during Ziggler/Swagger vs Crews/Kalisto tag match, form that 'Shooters Club' stable discussed a few months back.

>>2256188
There's literally one asukafag with a dynamic IP. Her name shouldn't be eligible since it's going to be 100% samefagged

>ourgal
If you care, you're doing it wrong

On the subject of Crews/Kalisto v. Ziggler. It's a guarenteed DQ when Ziggler gets BTFOd and grabs a chair and does the "look how dangerous I am"-schtick again

>>2256402
What is with this board and pretending that if people don't agree with your opinion, they're only one person?

>>2256402
>imfuckingplying
They'll all be samefagged by carter, he's the thirsty virgin always making le holy yum xD threads. It'll be Bliss, Nikki and Eva in any order. Screencap this.

>>2256409
It's fact. There's only one flabska whale. Everyone knows this, newfag

>>2255409
so many normie picks

>>2255371
>AutismO inciting waifu wars now
You went from tolerable to faggot just now

>>2255409
>Redditch
>gloriousssss xD
Jesus Christ this board is reddit with a different name

>>2256417
>>2256421
Wow you faggots really can't take when someone disagrees with you. I think Alexa is a poor wrestler, bland on the mic, Harley Quinn knock off. But judging by this board, I know she's going to do well and I'm not going to cry "leddit" just people I didn't get my own way.

>>2256425
>I think Alexa is a poor wrestler, bland on the mic, Harley Quinn knock off
Now that's reddit

>>2256425
And here comes the reddit defence force right on cue. They're all reddit choices except based Mandy Rose. You neckbeards are scared of a real woman ain't ya

Here's one for based undefeated gook.

>>2256430
> Can't think of own gimmick
> Has to copy Nightmare on Elm Street
> Has to copy Suicide Squad

>>2256430
Except bliss is one of the most popular wrestlers on reddit by far. Fuckin redditspies in denial here

>>2256430
>thinking Alexa isn't normie as fuck
Go back. She's too mainstream for asp chads. Some irrelevant NXT shitter is our girl now. Mandy or Daria maybe.

>>2255536
It's Eva Marie kys

>>2255781
Neowooaspie invade during ppvs

These polls have no merit so take them with a grain of salt

>>2256471
>a grain of salt
I don't know, you're sounding pretty salty that you're not going to get your own way.

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bump

Bumpity. How many PPV friends are here?

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>>2255371
Crews is going to turn heel on Kalisto just watch

Probably a retarded question but I've gotta ask.

Do picks go by who wins the match or who wins the title? So if I pick Bliss, but Naomi wins by DQ, do I get a loss since Naomi won the match, or a win because Bliss retains?

>>2256617
Trip on DaCreaner

>>2257227
Who the fuck is that supposed to be?

>>2257222
DQs don't count, it's whomever can get the 1, 2, 3 or the submission. Whoever gets the definitive win.

>>2257242
So if Naomi wins by DQ who gets the win on the pick? Or is it a skip?

>>2257240
trip on DaCreaner

>>2257244
Skip.

>>2257257
Thanks m8. I've been doing these awhile and never bothered to ask. Not that I usually get close to a sweep anyway.

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>handicap match with 2 faces vs 1 heel

>Orton beats Harper surprisingly fast, with an RKO
>Harper sits on his knees in the ring after the match, camera focuses on his eyes, mixture of angry and devious
>Tag team and women's title match happen
>Elimination chamber match time
>Wyatt, Corbin and Cena are already in their pods
>Miz comes out
>Discuss clothesline from nowhere, Luke Harper takes out Miz, putting him through the Spanish announce tables
>Enters a pod, all the refs are trying to get him out, he doesn't leave the pod
>Ambrose comes out, tells the refs to fuck off
>Corbin comes out, tells the refs to fuck off
>Harper is the third pod to open, only Wyatt remains
>Harper eliminates AJ, and Ambrose
>Wyatt eliminates Cena and Corbin
>Harper and Wyatt are last two standing in the chamber
>10+ minute slobberknocker between the two, crowd hopefully going crazy for Harper

Rate my fantasy booking

>>2257538
what would happen leading up to wrestlemania though?

>>2257543
Wyatt family three-way at mania.

In 6 episodes
>Miz demands a shot at main eventing wm because he was cheated, fights Wyatt and Harper
>Cena rematch with winner
>Wyatt turns on Orton
>Loser beats Orton to finalize the three way at Mania
>Contract signing
>Harper fighting Ziggler and Corbin
>Orton fighting Aj and Ambrose
>Wyatt fighting Cena and Miz

>>2257538
Shouldve stopped after the first line, harper needs to be buried and sent to OVW

pump

i've got corbin winning the EC

>>2257681
We wouldn't be so lucky. It's Bray.

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>>2255371
PRE-SHOW: MOJO RAWLEY VS CURT HAWKINS
>Mojo Rawley

NIKKI BELLA VS NATALYA
>Nikki Bella

BECKY LYNCH VS MICKIE JAMES
>Mickie James

APOLLO CREWS AND KALISTO VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
>Dolph Ziggler

LUKE HARPER VS RANDY ORTON
>Randy Orton

TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH
>The Usos

ALEXA BLISS VS NAOMI
>Alexa Bliss

ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH
>Bray Wyatt

>BrAyy is actually going to be WWE champ
I'm always been a Wyatt mark, this feels nice

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who else /notcertainaboutthisshit/ here?

>>2257864
If he doesnt win tonight, I swear to God, I'll kill Meltzer.

Morning bump.

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>tfw they win

>>2257687
I was pretty much the same but I think AA will be keeping their belts.

>>2258377
This is one of the rare ones where I am pretty certain. Thing to remember when you are doing these prediction, is to try and get into the mindset of an old man with dementia.

>yfw the Ascension Rise

I voted with <3 and picked The Ascension

>>2258727
>>2258729
Even Vince isn't this crazy.

>>2258747
I want to believe, give those guys a chance or at least let them be champs for 2 days then let The Revival win the titles next Smack

>>2257864
he's dropping it in less than 2 months though

Reminder that heels win the preshow now.

>>2258645
I just don't buy AA going through all five teams, even if the betting odds say so. Otherwise, yeah, it makes sense for them to retain.

Honest question, do you guys who voted Breezango actually think they're going to win?

>>2259492
Honest question, do you have autism?

>>2259500
He is one of the autistic trip fags here

>>2259525
I'm filtering him. Is he also that carter guy?

>>2259531
Yes, one of Carters many autistic personalities.

Bamping for Corbin's win tonight.

>>2259531
No he is not deancuck. Hes autistic but inoffensive and harmless

One of the better tripcunts round here

>Bray wins title
>Harper beats Orton
>Continued feuding leads to Bray telling Orton to put his title shot on the line on Smackdown sometime between now and WM
>Harper vs Bray title match at WM
>Harper wins

A boy can dream

> First Royal Rumble since new brand split
> It's a WrestleMania where the winner isn't actually in the main event
We all know Goldberg and Brock are ending the night for the Universal title.

>>2259737
Still taking them?

>>2259988
Didnt mean to quote

>implying Naomi isn't winning the Women's title and going into Mania as the champion

It won't let me vote but I'm going for the Miz

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>>2260023
She's winning tonight, yes, but she's dropping as soon as the calendar rolls off of Black History Month.

>>2260023
>Yfw Naomi Wrestlemania entrance

My heart tells me Becky is winning the belt at Mania, so I doubt Naomi will be champion, I doubt they'd want bex to take the belt off of a face. So either Naomi is a longer-than-two-month champion or Alexa is retaining tonigh.

>>2259723
>Harper loses to Orton
>Books himself in the chamber match, goes final two with Bray, 10 minute slobberknocker with blood and the whole works
>Triple threat at mania
>Wrestlemania ends with Harper with the belt, shooting arrows in time with the fireworks

Please Vince

>>2260023

About time. 3 years late with this push.

>>2260079
>>2259723

No wonder you all hate wrestling so much. You actually believe this could happen. Or that mania main event would actually be a triple threat. I know they made Wm 30 a triple threat but that was cause of a lot of things out of their control happening, they would never go out of their way to make a main event a 3 way.

>>2260064
I think it'll be either a fatal four way or a ladder match.

The former can let Becky pin a heel, the latter is a ladder.

>>2257864

Same 2bh. Long overdue.

Basically the same but
>Natalya
>Apollo/Kalisto
>Naoimi

>>2257510

Someone is gonna debut to help ZIggles

Closing down soon! Get them in.

>>2260294

Thats what she said

Who's gonna win the tag team?

>>2260322

Odds are saying American betas retain. I was hoping Usos.

>>2260322
I got my money on gay cops.

>>2260322
SLATER AND RHYNO ARE WINNING

>>2260322
no the [spoiler]fans[/spoiler] that's for sure

Polls closing when the match entrances happen.

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