ITT: we write a promo one word at a time. I'll start >WHEN

>LAST

>FACT

>OF

>THE

>MATTER

>IS

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>>2247384
Boipussy

>JANNETTY

Stephinies snail trail

>FAGGOTS

>DON'T

>CALL

>DIMES

>BECAUSE

>UNDERCARDER

>>2247384
>IS

>NOT

>Cucked

>>2247384
"WHEN LAST FACT OF THE MATTER IS, JANETTY FAGGOTS DON'T CALL DIMES BECAUSE UNDERCARDER IS NOT KEKED"

*wink*

-Roman Reigns, 2017

>>2249660
>keked

you had one job...

FATASSES

>>2249660
10/10 would finally get over

>>2249663
Word filter or am I legitmately retarded?

KEKED
KEK

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>>2249675

>>2249675
both
you fucking Cuckold

REST IN PEACE ....**dying lungs crackle**

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>Mom, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks for college, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
>I don’t hate you, MOM. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the family.
>I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Dad’s ass.
>You’re as good as kissing Dad’s ass as Sis was. I don’t know if you’re as good as grandpa though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this family. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Uncle saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a uncle guy.
>The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this family. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Dad is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Grandpa, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this family will better after Dad is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

>>2249759
Autism.

>When last fact of the matter is boipussi, Janetty Stephanie's snail trail faggots don't call dimes because undercarder is not cucked.

The only effective promo.