Fatass set to Open RAW apparently

HE'S A FAT SUNVA BITCH

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> Samoa Joe officially signs his Raw contract on the opening of Raw
Gee, another Raw opening with Steph and / or Mick out there. I think I can pass this one.

I got a feeling that Ramen is about to interrupt that shit

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>>2240585
>mfw Joe chokes Foley out

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I hope they do this.

Is this the Game Thread

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>>2240586
>Ramen is about to interrupt that shit

Based Big Dog is going to put Sloppy Joe through the table then pin him in the main event

>>2240590
Add in blue meanie and naked mideon and you have the most intimidating group of shoot fighters in the E's history

>>2240586
>>2240598
>they go full meta-heat from the smarks with Roman's booking
>he heems joe
>smarks get worked across the internet

holy fuck yes
based

>>2240593
yes I assume.

How long before RAW?

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Why do you guys watch this shit still? It's going to the same boring bullshit as always. This fat Fuck will get attacked or interrupted by Seth or some bullshit (if not at the start he will at the end) Same boring match in the first hour, probably a Braun match. Tag team shit, Indy manlet shit, HoF mention, another tag team shit, Roman, Kevin and Jericho. If you think it'll be any different you're lying to yourself. Also add in another diva shit , since I it is, you know, 3 hours. I didn't do it Cause I'm too far in typing and I don't want to go back. You're just stuck here cause your childhood nostalgia secretly gets your hopes up that it will be great again, or you actually like wrestling (not even the real wrestling lol) and youre a faggot.

>>2240635
46 bings

>>2240585
What if Daniel Bryan hire ninjas to kidnap Joe from signing the contract

>>2240648
Wrestling is also one of the few pop culture artifacts from the 80s and 90s that hasn't been mainstreamed to the point where it's a look-how-nerdy-i-am touchstone like Star Wars or comic books...the fans are TRULY autistic losers and social outcasts who care deeply about the product, even though it's garbage, and who have a weird love-hate relationship with it.

If you try to talk about Marvel or Vader with anybody it's just normies and generic shit opinions, whereas there's no normal people talking about wrestling anywhere in the world.

And I like that about it.

>>2240659
I think that's why What Culture seems so shit all the time. They're trying to make wrestling into the next trendy nerd thing.

>>2240659
I honestly didn't expect that answer. Kuddos.

>>2240659
so basically we are similar to the horsefuckers

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been in a coma for three years after a car accident.
what the hell happened to raw general?

>>2240681
Pics or it didn't happen

>>2240681
I don't ask this often, but who the fuck is this semen demon?

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>>2240683
>me on the right

>>2240685
aksana

>>2240681
It's still here just not right now for some reason

Glad you're back bro