Apollo Crews/Uhaa

>>2239788
Literal spotmonkey.

All hes got is athleticism

Bring on Scott Steiner to manage him.

Make him a mini black Brock Lesnar

He's bloated like an Ethiopian baby, has no neck but a giant head, and didn't spend enough time on nxt

>>2239799
>has no neck but a giant head
He has a normal neck only its covered and blends in into his huge traps you fucking DYEL /asp/erger

>>2239788
his gimmick being :^)

>>2239788
literally no gimmick. He just smiles. At least Trump (inb4 autistic screeching) was able to garner interest in Lashely. Apollo needs someone to either talk for him or push him in a different direction

>>2239796
>6'1
>As tall as John Cena
>Two inches shorter than Lesnar
>Mini

>>2239788
WWE called him up way too soon. He should have stayed in NXT for at least 2 years just to work on his character.

>>2239788
he looks gross and roided out, but not in the cool white guy way, but in the giant baby black guy way.

>>2239788
No funny niggr gimmick.

They have no idea what to do with him
Feuding with Ziggler just proves it

He's not really good. The IWC hyped him up from a few matches in Japan.
Plus he can't cut a promo at all. WWE should just hire MVP and try to make him like 2014 Lashley if they want him to have a chance at this point.

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>>2239788
>chest acne
uh-oh

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>>2239805
>believing kayfabe heights
Here he is with Sheamus who is a little bit over 6'2"

>reddit were creaming over this spot monkey and calling him the next big thing
Fucking lol. Just goes to show you that smarks don't know shit about wrestling.

He has no personality or gimmick beyond smiling black man.
Ron killings, booker t, norman smiley, fucking new day all have personality all had gimmicks and were interesting

>inb4 cuz im black


nigga you boring

>>2239934
>Having a problem with the New Era
kys

>>2239948
>Booker T
>gimmick

LMAO

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>>2239953
WE WUZ

>>2239962
KANGZ

>>2239788
he needs to dance. no black wrestler has gotten over without dancing

>>2239788
They should have had Tozawa go to SD and reform his team with Crews, they were great together. Not only would it make something out of Crews, it would also prevent Tozawa from being wasted on a show nobody watches and add depth to SD's shallow tag division.

>>2239788
>No gimmick or character of any kind
>Terrible at acting so they can't even attempt to give him one anyway
>Boring personality so he can't be a guy who gets over being himself without a gimmick
>No understanding of positioning and timing in the ring, just athleticism

It didn't go wrong, it was always shit.

>>2239934
Sheamus is listed at 6'6.

:D

:D

>>2239788
He needs to be a monster heel that doesn't speak, but they've got him as an overly enthusiastic retard.

>>2239934
Is Sheamus really from Ireland? He might be the current tallest person from Ireland.

>>2240214
Irish people are actually quite tall. The shortest people I know are all 6' minimum.
The leprechaun thing is an Irish mythological creature, not a stereotype.

>>2240027
Which is utterly laughable when you see him next to someone that's actually 6'6" like Barrett.

I can't comprehend why they decided to bring him up, he wasn't close to ready.

Then after they brought him up they didn't even bring him out on TV again for weeks, guy got his future robbed.

>>2239934
Goldust is legit 6'6 and R-Truth is listed as 6'2, everyone in this pic is surprisingly tall and it's fucking up your perception, senpai.

>>2240214
Irish men are on average taller than British and American men

Pair him up with Tozawa
Drop the Apollo Crews name for Uhaa Nation, which will also be his gimmick
They hype the crowd with chants like

WHEN I YELL OOH- YOU TELL HAA
OOH!-
HAA!
OOH!-
HAA!

Watch the merch bucks roll in

His moveset got limited so that he's having the same exact match every week. Other than that, he isn't great on the mic, and hasn't had quality opponents to work with. Of course you're gonna look like shit against Corbin because Corbin is shit.