How fucking based is Ryback?

>>2239773
Based GOATback
Autistic genius

>>2239773
Welcome to /asp/ Ryan!

>>2239773
Fuck off reeves, I ain't buying your book

>>2239773
>being so autistic that you quit your million dollar job to wrestle in the indies, change your name and host a shitty podcast all because some Chicago vegan called you a dummy

welp he just pissed of 95% of /asp/

>>2239786
>people criticize Vince's funhouse
>some dude actually leaves it
>people criticize him

Fuck that, WWE works these niggas to the bone. Props to him for taking his money and leaving to do some other shit. He ain't exactly gonna starve.

>>2239773
What did he say?

>>2239773
Based Ryback winning at life. His advice has already helped me turn mine around.

>this one Ryback shill

lel

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S THIS PERSON'S FAULT I DIDN'T GET OVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Oh h-hey guys, buy my motivational book about not blaming others for your shortcomings!

>>2239773
How much does this e-zine cost, Skip?

>the feed me more brand

loving every laugh

>>2239814
Story?

I love how every sentence Ryback says on the podcast sounds like it was made up.

He seems lost after wrestling, also a giant retard.
He should do what all former wrestlers do and get into acting and or selling real estate

Based Ryan working the obese smarks

>>2239789
I like when people say "yeah nah, I can live on the millions I've already made comfortably, fuck your shit company." but Ryback comes off as a whiny faggot. Him saying A-ry could've been a top guy is laughable, him saying he should've been a top guy is laughable. He could've been a top guy for a few months, but his clear shit abilities and promo would've got him thrown down the card like 3-6 months later anyway.

>>2240093
Which former wrestlers are actors or in real estate?

>>2239773
literally who?

>>2240451
>Actors
Dwayne Johnson
Batista

>Real estate
Rick Steiner

It's funny how all the Rycucks made fun of Phil for crying once on a podcast, where as Ryback Reeves (lol) has made an entire podcast for himself where all he does is bitch constantly.

And that book is the most JUST thing I've seen lately.

Rycucks on suicide watch.

>>2240466
'Carder is in real estate too and he's pretty much retired

I actually feel bad for him.

An hero when?

>>2239773
Literally every fat wrestler of the past thirty years has drawn more dimes than Ryback

>>2240488
Kevin Owens has only drawn record lows

Ryback thinks he was a draw. I guess he doesn't remember the crickets when he won the IC title in a clusterfuck of a chamber match or the constant chants of "Goldberg" and "You can't wrestle"

He was trash and he will always be,

Also that fucking book cover looks like it was made by a high school kid

>>2239773
>cryback shilling on /asp/
>doesn't realize namefag pajeets have no money

PATHETIC

>>2240499
Owens isn't the problem though, his title reign is plagued by the proven anti-draws, The Shieldetties

>>2240518
>i-it's everyone but Oreowens!

kek, he's just as bad as they are, now
He's an honorary shieldetty. He even wears a vest.

>>2240518
Yet when Seth or Roman mainevent without him ratings went up even a bit. When Owens mainevents they dip explain that Owens fan