>Roman injures Jasethy so he won't ruin WWE and drop the ratings
>Roman injures Wade Barrett on the pre-show and gives The Miz a steel chair so he can end his awful face run
>Roman gives Sheamus and Orton steel chairs so they turn on Big Show instead of the other way around
>Roman interferes and gives Ryback the win
>Roman interferes and helps Kane to a gym while injuring Bryan for life, while then injuring Ziggler so he wont cash in MITB
>Roman injures Redditcho so Fandango wins by referee stoppage
>Roman gives Jack Swagger the win and then Roman takes Del Rio to build the wall
>Roman ends Undercarder and Phils careers, and he also puts Paul Mememan through a table
>Roman interferes in the Triple H and Brock match
>gives Brock the win so Gaytch is retired
>Roman then spears Brock through the announce table
>lastly, Roman interferes in Cena vs Rock and spears them both and takes the WWE Championship and the show ends
>cuts shoot promo on NYC/NJ and shits on everyone who lives there
>>2237576
2/10, trying way too hard
>>2237576
Have sex
>>2237607
Tripfags have the worst insults
>>2237613
how's uhhh trafffic in nyc
typical NEEThammer shit post
try harder manlet
>NeetHammer tries to work the board
>nobody cares and laughs at him
official laughing stock of /asp
>>2237576
>>Roman injures Jasethy
Don't care about the rest, I'm already sold.
>>2237576
Russo-tier actually, but incredibly not too bad if Romam would become SSJ Lesnar after all of this
>>2237709
>stays up all night to watch NJPW
>sleeps for about 3 hours
>immediately starts posting on /asp/ upon waking up
how much of a loser are you
>Triphammer posting about WrestleMania 29 all the fucking time