One actually looks like a threat and the other looks like your typical fedora-tipping neckbeard.
How does based Joe do it?
he takes his shirt off and owns his robustness
KO is fat kid in the pool with shirt on
Joe looks like a fat fuck that can fight
KO looks like a fat fuck that spends all day playing video games and drinking beer
One is a manlet and one isn't
>>2232976
/thread
>>2233051
Joe is above 6' irl.
Record Lowens isnt
>>2233088
Joe is 5'10'' at a push
>>2233015
>almost exactly the same height in OP's pic
Joe has more of a bodybuilder physique, Kevin has more of a gut.
They're both still extraordinary wrestlers. I wanna see a fat guy fight someday.
Joe is muscle fat like Bray Wyatt
Owens is neckbeard fat like /woo/, /asp/ and leddit
>>2233096
Joe is only a manlet on 4chan where everyone is 6'2''. Owens is a legit manlet
>>2232976
>implying Vince doesnt make him wear the shirt
>>2233133
6''8.5" reporting in
>>2233133
left: 6'0
right:5'11
know your place, manlets.
>>2232972
Joe has that pronounced brow that makes him look like a skullbreaker.
Owens used to be a badass. Now all he does is run away, cries, and hangouts with a 40+ year old man with a midlife crisis.
>>2233133
Haha. I love being 6'4, guys. High five.
>>2232972
Because you drank the Samoan Kool-Aid
>>2233099
>Joe
>bodybuilder physique
He has more muscle than KO, though.
has anyone ever seen ko without a shirt?
>>2233605
I'm guessing he meant weightlifter physique. Nobody has ever expended any effort to look like Joe.
Joe's fatness is part of his appeal. He's a big, fat, ugly Samoan who beats the shit out of people, is genuinely quick and agile for someone his size and has a ton of presence and looks awesome in a suit.
Owens showed up to NXT in his best shape in about a decade, then has been gradually getting fatter ever since. And it's all belly, he has skinny arms.
Joe's weight distribution is way better.
>>2233134
you do know there are pics of Owens wrestling outside of WWE and he is never topless right?
joe's schtick was always that he was a fat samoan dude that would also kick the shit out of you and could do enzugiris and flips and shit.
owens is just a fat guy
>>2233635
> weightlifter physique
m8...
Samoa Joe = America
Kevin Owens = Canadia
It's simple.
>>2233641
This nigga knows, I haven't even seen Owens do a really dangerous highspot in years.
>>2233932
Exactly.
>>2233929
>Two 40kg girls with a wooden beam no more than 10kg
>Impressed
>>2233929
this nigga look like he finna have a heart attack liftin two chinks on a stick
>>2233932
>**SAMOA** joe = america
>>2233981
He's from California.
Oh, and Mister Fuji wasn't Japanese. He was from Hawaii.
>>2233929
That girl on the right looks hella scared, yo
Joe needs to call out randomly Regal on RAW
>Joe stares at the camera
>"REEEGAALLL"
>Quickly get back into the segment
>>2233966
>implying your fat ass could find women willing to go for a stunt like that with your ugly, autistic and disgusting self
>let alone, you being able to lift them and not embarrass yourself
Also that's Klokov.
>>2234277
I wanted him to win the rumble so he could call out regal and demand nakamura again