4 things The Undercarder hasn't accomplished yet

>>2231765
Draw dimes.

>>2231765
Get over.

Retire in dignity

>>2231765
put over a a good wrestler

Why does this board dislike the Undertaker so much?

>>2232104
I don't hate him but he's a shell of his former self. He should've packed it in after WM XXX

>>2232104
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>2232104
Memes. Memes connect people. Neckbeards get to pretend for a minute they have friends. That's why no one ever drew a dime, has beens are our guy, and we can't help but wonder what did I mean by this?

>>2232124

Fag

>>2232124
>tfw taker mark but can't debate this

>>2232124
>muh draw

>>2232104
So when you disagree with them, they can say "Hi Mark!" and giggle like a schoolgirl.

>>2232124
This