YOU SEE JOE...

I HAVE TO FEED YOU TO THE THE SHEILD BOYS BECAUSE...

>>2221384
YOU'RE JUST A TNA JOBBER AND YOU'RE FAT

>>2221386
I KNOW THESE FANS DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

I NEED YOU AROUND FOR WHEN I TAKE TIME OFF DURING THE FOOTBALL SEASON

IN TWO YEARS...
(WHAT)
I WILL BURY YOU...
(WHAT)
AT WRESTLEMANIA...
(WHAT)
THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL...
(WHAT)

>>2221631
BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF KINGS

>>2221634
(WHAT)

I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY

>>2221638
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

>>2221685
TRIPLE HAITCH UH

AND IN THIS BUSINESS

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

QUITE FRANKLY

>And in this business, evolution is a mystery, quite frankly.


3 random people doing a HHH promo line by line have never spoken truer words.

what is wrong with you retards? he doesn't make weird as noises like UHHH and say SEFF and quite frankly all the time. he doesn't talk like that at all you idiots its not funny when you just make shit up

>>2222059
Hi Paul!

>>2222059
He do say Seff tho

-cue sirens-

HOLLA
IF YOU HEAR ME

>>2222059
You obviously weren't around during the attitude era.

Did anyone thing that promo he cut last night was cool as shit?

"Despite what some people think, I'm trying really hard not to be that guy."

The acting was perfect, he had a lot of subtleties to his voice that made it seem like a sincere conversation with the IWC. He sounded like he was holding back tears almost when he was talking about "this stupid tie", like he was a caged animal because of his aspirations as a businessman. Or looking even deeper, he may have been hinting at insecurities based on his age as he understands he can't perform in-ring forever; and his work with NXT and as an authority puppeteer on Raw are demonstrative of a man scared of ending up like the heroes he grew up idolizing. That's why he beat Sting, because he's trying to convince himself he's better than Sting and will never be a shell of his former self. I'm liking the direction he's taking this role.

>>2222471
Faggot

>>2222471
HHH has done the "you're not fighting the COO/man in the suit now" shtick since the Punk feud which is almost six years ago, it got old fast

>>2222471
Yes. Reminds me of that video that max Landis did

"I HAVE TO FEED YOU TO THE SHEILD BOYS BECAUSE...YOU'RE A TNA JOBBER AND YOU'RE FAT,I KNOW THESE FANS DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE,THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,I NEED YOU FOR WHEN I TAKE TIME OFF DURING THE FOOTBALL SEASON
IN TWO YEARS
(WHAT)
I WILL BURY YOU...
(WHAT)
AT WRESTLEMANIA...
(WHAT)
THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL...
(WHAT)
BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF KINGS
(WHAT)
I AM THAT DAMN GOOD AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN TRIPLE HAITCH UH AND IN THIS BUISNESS,EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY,QUITE FRANKLY"

>>2223467
This is a legit good promo

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can someone get this good promo to H?

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>>2223467

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>>2223467
It actually works.

>>2222339
I would mark so hard

>>2222059
YOU SEE MARK, AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU'RE WRONG, BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY, YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THIS THREAD.

ON THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL

>>2222059
He has a lot of mannerisms and favorite words he loves to use. You're simply not paying attention.

Like pauses. He loves dramatic pauses. They're like after every three words. You cannot deny that.

>>2222471
It was cool but he really forgot hes heel because that was a 100% babyface promo. He tends to do that a lot actually.

>>2224996
WRESTLEMANIA UH...

>>2225009
Let's not forget how he was practically a full face during the feud with Roman.

>>2225244
everyone is

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Work?

>>2225259
Have to wait for Meltzer to comment.

>>2225259
according to several dirtsheets, its real

>>2225259
No it was karma

>>2221828
Book it Vince

>>2221896
Prolly samefagging

>>2224984
kek

>>2222471
dam...

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>>2221378
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE...

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to>>2221891


felt like an actual haitch promo desu