Undercarder still in bad shape!

>Roman burying Undercarder
Based

Based big dog will surely go over now

>>2221183
>undercarder crawls and pulls on ramens pants like hbk
>except he really has nothing left
>ramen stares at him for a few seconds
> snaps, grabs him, super man punches him from every corner
>undercarder spins in a daze and gets hit by a last ride and ramen pins him with tongue out and all
>Taketty gets carried out by ghouls or henchman and is set on fire

Based ramen

>>2221220
>>undercarder crawls and pulls on ramens pants like hbk
>>except he really has nothing left
>collapses back down in a heap
>referee tries to award BBD the win by referee stoppage
>big dog not having it
>wraps taker up in hells gate and forces him to tap

>>2221224
That's too much shenanigans, he has to lose by pin. If he was in good shape, you could argue taketty would politik a rumble win, main event and retire with a title win. He ruined his body so much he has to job now.

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>tfw you break your body for 20+years to entertain people and all you get is that in your 50's you barely can get out of bed.

Literally #ThankyouTaker

>>2221226
>broke his body for 20 years
>a homeless man's cardboard cup drew more dimes

I like how /asp/ gets butthurt about a guy when he doesn't give them an autograph
The sexless virgins stay SEETHING for years

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Liger is 52 years old and can still move like a cruiserweight

What's Taketty's excuse?

>worked with a bad hip for 20 years
>never drew a dime

>>2221179
I thought Mohawk Taker was JUST but this is even worse

>>2221253
Liger is not almost 7 feet tall
His style of wrestling is different
etc

Reminder that he's needed hip surgery since 1998. This fucker doesn't know when to pack it in.

>>2221253
Undercarder is an alcoholic because he can't cope with the fact that he never drew a dime

>>2221259
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Carder looked great aside from his beerwhiskeybelly

he looked awful and WWE should be ashamed of itself for booking him in any match at this point

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>>2221253
>mfw Liger is still in good enough shape to be on literally every New Japan undercard at 52

When will this Undercarder is a draw meme die? I mean seriously, do people still actually believe this non-sense despite all the glaring evidence staring at them in the face?

Undercarder has NEVER drawn a dime on his own in WWE. FACT.

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>>2221234
Even Michael Cole's shoe drew more fucking dimes.

>Dave Meltzer: "So Undertaker, he was hurting real bad last night. I mean you could look at him and you could see that he wasn't in shape, and you know... it's the hip. You know... I mean there's nothing else to really say about it. He's got two months before WrestleMania. He had surgery. He came back to quick from surgery, I think that's pretty clear. But you know it was the time and they had a story... and the way that the match was structured he really didn't have to do a whole hell of a lot. But even that when he was backstage he was hurting a lot. So... yeah that's the gist of the thing with him."

>>2221179
>the current plan is for Taker to face Roman Reigns at WrestleMania in Orlando this April

That'll be a stinker. And such an insult for Undertaker.

The only way I can think of the match being capable of redeeming itself in any way, would be for Kane to interfere and beat the living hell out of Roman and escort his kayfabe brother to his (and perhaps their mutual) retirement.

No, but seriously, why they don't fucking retire him already?, he barely can move, let alone wrestle, what's even the point of having him in the roster? and don't tell me he draws because memes aside, ever since that horrible fuckfest that was Undertaker vs Triple HHH some years ago, any "draw" power he had left him, and that was YEARS ago.

>>2221179
>>2221698
>smarks conveniently forget the shitshow that was last year

>>2221234
He single handedly made me a fan when I was a kid. I've been to countless shows, including a Wrestlemania. Then, there's the merch. Lifelong fan who got others to be fans as well.

I'm only one person.

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>P-Please don't make me work Mania again Vince!

i hate roman but taker vs roman is ok for me

>>2221706
he should have rode off to the sun when Lesner beat the streak or try to have Bray beat him when they used him at WMPlay

>>2221706
because vince has too much respect for taker at this point

undercarder hasn't drawn a dime but he's being rewarded for years of loyalty to wwe

>>2221253
Being tall and jumping around all the time fucks up your body. It's why so many NBA centers are super injury prone.

>>2221698
That would be best, actually. Though Kane deserves one last monster run before retiring.

>>2221179
I hope Reigns vs Taker does happen so Ramen can accidentally kill Taker, then puppers will finally be fired and dubya will become great again.

>>2221183
Stop using words you don't know what they mean you faggot smark

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>>2221253
>52

Git gud

>>2221253
Dropping 500+ pounds on his knees every match.

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>>2221253
>Comparing Asian master genes to white trash

>>2221183
what's even the point of burying someone who never ever drew a dime?

when is the undercarder gonna retire

>>2222189
Wrestlemania will be his last match

I'm not too sure if I'm missing the point here, do people just not like the Undertaker here? I think he's cool, and I really like his character.

>>2221308
kek this

>>2221253
Taker is 6'9 and has weighted over 300lbs for most of his career. That is a lot of mass on his knees, hips etc. Most non athletes that size deal with the same issues. Liger is a fucking manlet. So less wear and tear on his knees and shit.

>>2221220
Shit I'm gonna be so pissed if takers last match is Roman

kek Roman gets shitty busted post-surgery Taker who can barely move and it's gonna get booed outta the building. And next year, Big Match John gets a healed up Taker that's fully ready to go.

John = The Guy
Roman = The Chump