>WWE Title
Cena (c) vs. Orton
>Universal Title
Goldberg (c) vs. Lesnar
>US Title
Jericho (c) vs. Owens
>IC Title Meme Ladder Match
Ambrose (c) vs. Miz vs. Ziggler vs. Corbin vs. Crews vs. Swagger vs. Kalisto
>Street Fight
Styles vs. Shane
>Hair vs. Belly
Harper vs. Wyatt
HHH vs. Rollins
Undertaker vs. Reigns
Angle vs. Rusev
Obligatory pay check collecting appearances from The Rock, Stone Cold, HBK, Hogan and other hasbeens.
Pre-show will have some womyns "matches", some tag team fuckery and probably the Andre the Giant BR.
>>2220920
That's actually a pretty good card
>>2220927
Literally the only match that I have interest in will be Haitch vs. Botch
>botchberg
>champion
>>2220927
t. WWE intern
It looks fucking terrible
>Undertaker vs Reigns
>HHH vs Rollins
>Angle vs Rusev
>Lesnar vs Goldberg
10/10 would watch with rice. Even Cena vs Orton would be great because of the memes.
>>2220920
Fixing your card senpai
>WWE Ttitle
Bray v Orton
>US Title
Jericho vs Owens
>IC Title Ladder
Dilinger vs Ambrose vs Miz vs Cena vs Corbin vs Crews
>It's a "Ziggler loses but looks strong" match
Harper vs Ziggler
>Protege vs Master
Haitch vs Rollins
>Title vs Career
Heel Reigns vs Undercarder
>Career vs Career match
Bork vs Oldberg
>"I'm just here for the paycheck" appearances
The Rock, Stone Cold, ,MAYBE Shawn, Ric "Clickbait" Flair
>Pre "Nobody gives a fuck" show
Mickie James vs Becky Lynch
Bayley vs Charlotte
Alexxa Bliss vs Nikki Bella because Vince hates you
SD tag team match of AA vs either Hyper Bros (plz no) or Uso's. Expect a the champs to retain.
Andre the Giant Battle Royale is won by nobody gives a fuck because
>"I'm the biggest faggot match"
Show vs Braun, assuming their feud isn't resolved before and the rumors about Show vs Shaq aren't true.
>>2220931
>Yfw Rollins permanently injures HgH
>Mfw
>>2220920
>>WWE Title
>Cena (c) vs. Orton
>>Universal Title
>Goldberg (c) vs. Lesnar
>>2221048
>tfw haitch buries rollins for injuring talent by stiffing him, no selling and winning clean in five minutes
Welcome to the big leagues kid
>>2221039
>BMJ not allowed to enjoy a good 16th title reign
Stop
What's with the influx of redditors and /wew/tists
>>2220920
Yep. I'm not even going to bother watching it. Takeover Orlando is where it's at.
Styles v Orton is actually a match i'd like to see.
>>2221061
Too bad, Meltzer has already confirmed he isn't facing Orton. His opponent is ''not something I'd get excited about''.
>>2221071
>His opponent is ''not something I'd get excited about''.
Could be Orton
>>2221071
>Meltzer has already confirmed
>>2221089
>le meltzer has no sources meme xD
He was the one that reported Orton winning the rumble.
>>2221099
The bookies had Orton winning for a week before Meltzer mentioned it.
>>2221039
>IC Title Ladder
I doubt Cena will be in it, he'll probably face Corbin or Ziggler.
>Harper vs Ziggler
There's literally no reason for this to happen.
>Title vs Career
What title?
>Haitch vs Rollins
Hopefully it'll be Joe vs Rollins instead and not blow it off at Faggotlane.
>>2221516
No they didn't. That only happened after Melzter first said it. Strowman was the favourite before that.