Man verses Monkey

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Man verses Monkey 2017-01-31 05:45:29 Post No. 2220104
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Man verses Monkey Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:45:29 Post No. 2220104 [Report]

I think I can fuck up a gorilla with my bare hands

I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:46:25 Post No.2220105
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:46:25 Post No.2220105 [Report]

>>2220104
wtf does this have to do with WWE

Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:47:08 Post No.2220106
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:47:08 Post No.2220106 [Report]

>posting the same pasta two nights in a row
Are you even trying? Go back to /fit/ with this garbage.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:48:06 Post No.2220109
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:48:06 Post No.2220109 [Report]

>>2220105
Questions are a sign of cowardness. A virgin like you You wont under stand.the will it takes ti accomplish amazing things.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 09:58:05 Post No.2221954
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>>2220105
came in here to post this,where thefuck are the janitors/mods or whatever.delete this pointless thread.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 10:00:38 Post No.2221958
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 10:00:38 Post No.2221958 [Report]

>>2220105
>/asp/
>alternative sports and wrestling

Anonymous 2017-01-31 10:17:49 Post No.2221995
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>>2221958
in name only.

its a pro wrestling board.

the fuck outta here.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 10:44:23 Post No.2222061
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 10:45:22 Post No.2222068
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:07:49 Post No.2222389
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:07:49 Post No.2222389 [Report]

>>2221995
>>2221954
>>2220105
>Probably wrestling

Enjoy yore fantasy loosers!
Meanwhile I achieve greeat th8nga by fighting an gorilla!

Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:46:55 Post No.2223141
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:46:55 Post No.2223141 [Report]

>>2220104
I feel like 189 is way too light to take on a gorilla, gain mass

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:01:10 Post No.2224078
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:01:10 Post No.2224078 [Report]

oh look, it's this mmautist again
>i will always put my money on the gorilla because it will get an adrenaline dump
i would give you a 5% chance of living, but needing to eat out of a tube for the rest of your life

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:59:40 Post No.2225777
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:59:40 Post No.2225777 [Report]

Its this a joke?

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