/dofa/ - asuka general #2

>>2219884
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HARPOON THE WHALE

BLECH
EWWW
LOOK AWAY
UGLY
GROSS
ABOMINATION

I haven't jacked off this entire month bros and I plan on jizzing into a pair of panties I swiped from the laundrymat that resemble Asuka's outer thong. My balls literally ache at the thought of Asuka nowadays its awesome.

>>2219927
Damn.

Dick out

>>2219937
Man try to edge at least 1:30 hrs and use lots of asuka pics, it will be mind blowing when you finally cum

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BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>2220079
BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>2219963
planning on edging for at least 2 hours and finishing it off with her gravure vids on play on multiple monitors

>>2220115
GLORIOUS

Fucking epic, it will be memorable... Have a great time, brother!

kll yourselfvs

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>>2220352
>babby is seething so hard he can't even type right

>>2220367
He is probably typing with one hand while secretly jerking off to Asuka

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Seth and Shinny are ready to pull theirs out.

>>2220441
mr. sexy ass lottery adding asuka to his list.

>>2220441
Is she autistic? Why is she doing that?

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>>2219884
I thought this shirt was white but it came in grey

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Had a shitty day... I need to relax before sleeping and there is nothing better for that than cumming for Asuka

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>>2221726
I came. Hard. Every spurt of cum while looking into her eyes made me feel more relaxed, more content, in piece with everything in the universe. By the time I was done I realized nothing really matters, all my worries were nothing important. Thank you Queen Asuka. Arigato.

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Asuka threads make my day so much better

This thread kinda makes me regret choosing Bliss over Asuka in that thread from the other day.

>>2224921
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>>2224921
Lucious

>>2224851
Then you need to have sex you stinking yellow monkey

>>2224921
I want sauce on this. She looks young. Had to be at least 10 years ago

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Nazi Asuka is best Asuka

>>2225040
Young Asuka is best Asuka

I would still fuck her brains out though

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>>2225333
She would look younger and cuter if she'd stop rocking the middle aged housewife haircut

>>2225398
True, that would help a lot

>>2225398
>implying you still wouldn't fuck her brains out with the middle aged housewife haircut

>>2226472
This

>>2226474
Honestly I'm content just cumming for her, just had a great session and the climax made me ecstatic

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>>2226471
>leaving out the best part

>>2226607
the sound of his skull smacking against hers always makes me cringe

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DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE IN THE MIDST OF SEF'S KNEE THREADS

>>2227073
>feet
M-more

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>>2227073
Mmmm... Fishnets and see-through lingerie, nice one, anon

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>>2227078

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perfection

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Does anyone have a larger version of this?

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Tfw Asuka looks more huggable than Bay Leno

>>2227195
the hip shake at the end got me feelin some type of way man

>>2227206
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2219851
Emba Who? Shirts when?

Why is our empress so perfect?

>>2221790
>Queen
You're not one of us.

>>2221726
>>2221790
>This is an acceptable post in the asuka general

Never been more glad to be a banks boi desu

>>2227577
>Bay Leno
My fucking sides. Seriously though, does anyone find that mutant attractive?

>>2227705
It is more than acceptable, it was literally just one guy complaining

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>>2227721
Nope

>>2227705
>banks boi
All that envy is making you green, boy; it's not our fault you can't even get half-mast for that horse-toothed wildebeest with male pattern baldness.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an Asuka mask to hot glue.

>>2227721
>big tits
>phat ass
>wide hips

Can't imagine why anybody would find that attractive.

>>2227729
>big tits
Oh god fuck my sides
>phat ass
shit dude fuck please no more you're fucking killing me
>wide hips
I can't. Fuck. I can't. Shit son, you must be a native Californian.

>>2227705
Get out

Would you forsake the white race to crossbreed with Asuka?

>>2227703
The fuck?

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When you choke tf out of autistic fangirl and wear her merchandise as victory armor

>>2227747
Absolutely; white women have made their bed, let them sleep in it. Fuck 'em.

>>2227747
I would impregnate her any time, so yeah I guess

>>2227751
You will address the empress properly, ignorant worm.

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>>2227747
I wouldn't even think about it

>>2227760
Bruh, idk if this is just bantz or youre legit that much of a mark
but you need to slow your fuckin roll, fellow Asukafag. No infighting needed here.

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>>2227747
The best part about Asuka is that she has more characteristics of white race women than most Japanese girls

>>2227771
>Bruh, idk if this is just bantz or youre legit that much of a mark
A little of column A, a little of column B

>No infighting needed here
Agreed. I'm sorry, my zeal overcame me for a moment, brother.

But please, use the correct honorific when speaking of our goddess. Queens reign. Empresses conquer.

Reflect on these truths as you clean your bolter and chain-katana.

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>>2227795
kek, thanks for clarifying man

carry on fellow Asukafag, no disrespect meant to the Empress

>Asuka is an empress, Charlotte is a queen, Sasha a horse
It's like pottery

>>2227834
>and the smarks are white knights
absolute kino

>tfw you'll never eat her ass

>>2227760
I see, my bad

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>Asuka is 35
>Paige is 24

>>2227947
At least Paige isn't predestined to get osteoporosis

>>2227954
She's British of course she is. Difference will be she'll have it at 50 and die from clogged arteries at 65 whilst Kana will live until 85 minimum...

>>2227954

>At the rate she's going she won't even live to have osteoporosis

>More drugs, more parties, more mexicans

>>2227747
Yes
>Howaito piggu in 2k17

>>2228051
kek this. british ''people'' are scum

>>2227947
Top tier genetics

>>2228226
*Top tier makeup, lighting and favourable camera angles
Asuka looks absolutely terrible in candid photos

>>2228242
Terrible? Too much

>>2228275
no. that's being generous really

>>2228276
I'm curious about how the average woman you fuck looks like then

>>2228288
White

>>2228292
>small tits
>fridge body
>zero definition
How unfortunate

>>2228308
Ew
Gross
Look away
Blech

>>2227947
>Asuka
Asian women stop aging at 21, then around age 50-60 the gong hits and they turn into little old Asian ladies overnight. Everyone knows this.

>Paige
Take a good look at this slagg, everyone, this is what happens when you let Dos Caras Jr. prolapse your vagina on a nightly basis.

>>2228328
>Asgooka already looks 45
God I can't wait to see what a mess she is at 50 then

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ITT: bretcuck getting worked hard by the Oriental Empress

>>2228382
Oh shit
>your face will never be that chair

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/ourgirl/

>>2228403
Our empress

>>2228403
ugly

>>2228403
I wonder if she has any idea or whether she ever thought about the amount of cum loads devoted to her every night

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She used to be cuterr

REMINDER:

Four more days until Asuka officially surpasses Paige's 308 day reign.

It's already confirmed she WILL surpass it, thanks to the taping's spoilers and all we have to do is wait for the slagcucks to start raging.
Mark your calendars, everyone!

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EMBER WHO???

>>2230673
Slagcucks BTFO. Paige is making anchor babies while Asuka is pure, PURE!

>>2230738
I want, no, *need* an "Emba who?" shirt.

How are they going to deal with that match-up? Asuka wins first match, Ember wins second? Ember wins straight up, Asuka fucks off to main roster to dethrone Charlotte the Harlot?

>>2230747
>Asuka fucks off to main roster
LOL unless its to be stephs bodyguard or one of the asians valet, she isnt going near the mainroster.

>>2230882
mmm I wanna taste the sweat between her ass cheeks

>>2230882
HNNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>2230882
Nasty

>>2230882
Sexy as fuck

does anyone have anything from her gravure?

>>2231461
Just torrent it

>>2231461
Is it good jerk off material?

>>2231633
Yes. I have all four and jerk to them regularly.

>>2232320
Who is this semen demon?

>>2232335
Are you lost, blind, or daft?

Give me your best cum practice pic, lads

>>2232912
Wtf is "cum practice"?

>>2232561
answer the question dweeb

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>>2233240
It's the Empress you fool

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>>2233392
Shit, looks like a retoast here's a dif one

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Literally her best look

>>2233431
I wanna impregnate that nazi clown

>>2227747
I'm like 7 different ethnicities of white, adding asian to the pool would only make my kids 1 step closer to immortal

>>2233449

>7 different ethnicities of white
>You're not white
>Many ethnicities like to claim they are white based on the colour of their skin. If so, Asians are whiter than you.

>>2233454
Russian, Austrian, Scottish, English, Irish and German

historically all >white countries

I wish Asuka would grow out her hair nice and long :D

It's almost 48 hrs I don't cum for Asuka (no time to jo), I am ashamed

>>2233698
She is cute but kinky, strong but soft.

I really want to fuck her

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Another one to show our Empress how much we love her, and cum for her

>>2233458
>russian, scottish, english, irish
>white
kek

>>2233942
ugly greasy bitch

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>>2233495
me too

>>2233698
we don't. only one fat virgin does

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>>2233979
Enough about (You), back to our Empress

>>2235598
2/10

>flabsuka fag been BTFO to ERPing with himself in his containment thread and dumping his ugly waifu
>if he dares leave it he gets massacred by based /wwe/

I can't stop winning.

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>>2237172
>Nobody cares about or responds to fatsuka threads anymore, so he resorts to shitposting in the general, begging for attention from Asukafags

Keep seething, faggot. All you're doing is bumping our thread back to the top.

>mfw I throw your containment thread a bump so you stay contained for longer
>mfw you get mad about it, fail to understand my 5D Chess, and hit me up with a tasty (You)

W W W W W W < Me
L L L L L L L < (You)

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>"I swear I'm not retarded! I was just pretending so I could get your attention!"

t. you

>>2237172
Based!

>>2237199
Based as fuck

>>2233942
I wonder how she feels like about the fact that every night countless men produce liters and liters of cum for her

>>2238352
we should send her th elink to this thread

>>2238543
It would be ideal to send her a collection of high quality tributes. I don't cum since four days so I am sure next time I will explode covering her completely, I can't wait

>>2238543
yes do. hopefully she kills herself upon realising what a complete failure she is as a ''wrestler'' that her only fan is a 600lbs neckbeard from 4chan

>>2238949
Kek

I'm not that anon but I am the one opening the /dofa/ threads and I am well above the average wwe fan from any point of view (wealth, fitness, education etc.)

>>2238949
>projecting this hard
Kek

>>2238943
We should plan a group jerk off session

>>2240056
I'd post there, no homo

>>2240056
>>2241137
die die die

ASORCA'S SOLE FAN BLOWN BACK YET AGAIN

>>2238949
KEK BASED

>>2239003
>>2239360
TRIGGERED

>>2244360
Why so angry? Please jerk off to Asuka, your negative feelings will disappear the moment you cum for her, trust me.

>>2219851
do you guys think Asuka is stinky?

>>2244547
Nah she probs smells like rose petals

>>2244547
Asuka smells like the sweat that amasses under her fat rolls

>>2244547
Defo. Smells like rotting sushi and BO

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>>2244553
ew

>>2244555
>>2245177
that's so fucking hot and yummy mfw

>>2248523
Muh dick!

>>2251231
Alright now I know what to do tonight

>>2250615
>That slutty look

She needs to get S L I M E D

>>2252134
You need to get laid, fat filtered virgin.

>>2233975
Found the trigger nigger

>>2253493
>tfw she will never give you a handy

>>2253503
Nor will anyone, virgin

>>2253503
Never say never, brother

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>>2255344
Dubs of never give up

So what's next for her? Drops the belt to Ember Moon in Orlando, loses the rematch, then goes to Raw/Smackdown during the next draft?

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>>2227724

Is that Pierre Ménes?

>>2226471
My dick

>>2256715
quite possibly. She's learning english pretty quickly for someone who's never spoken the language before. If they want her to stay down longer, they might have her trade the title once or twice with Ember like Nakamura did with Joe.

>>2256715
She's staying on NXT until her contract expires then retiring

>>2257795
If that's the case, what's even the purpose of building her as an unstoppable machine, the longest reigning NXT's Women's Champion, the Beast from the East, etc?

>>2257810
To make Ember the top babyface

>>2257825
But if they need her as a top babyface on the main roster shouldn't they also let them fight on the main roster? Since "she beat Asuka for the belt at some Takeover" wouldn't tell much to a casual fan.

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>>2257860
I don't think the main roster is hurting for top babyface women. Smackdown can turn Alexa or Mickie if need be, and Our Empress can be a tweener for Raw.

They can book Ember like Finn when he got called up when they eventually call her number. She's not ready yet for the big stage with promos anyway.

>>2257860
They already have credible women on the main roster that Ember can beat. NXT has virtually none besides Asuka