GOLDBERG LITERALLY BOTCHED HIS RUMBLE APPEARANCE LOL

>>2212878
>Undertakers eyes

He knew kek

>>2212878
>mark dimesaway's utterly confused face and shifting 'oh fuck' eyes

HAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAA

was that really a botch? didn't look like for me

bill only had one hand on the ropes what the fuck

Ehhhhhh. I don't think so. There was ample time for them to grab each other. Taker could've grabber Goldberg or Goldberg could've grabbed Taker's leg.

>>2212878
>that side look from Taker
Ha.
This is what happens when you expect a fucking 50 year old guy to stop himself from getting eliminated.

>>2212878
kek Taker face is gold

And also every single elimination he and Goldberg did were weak as fuck.

Lol they probably send Roman to tell orton he was going to win.

>>2212909
>>2212921

He was supposed to do the classic hold the rope spot like Roman did.

Its obvious. Did you see how fucking confused Taker was the rest of the time he was in. This definitely was a botch job.

>>2212942

That...........makes a lot of sense. So it can't be true.

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>>2212909

taker's eyes make it look like it wasn't supposed to happen, because >>2212898 is right about the "oh fuck" look he has

but looking at goldjew's movement, he doesn't grab the ropes or anything with his right hand. presumably, he would've been at least trying to grab something; it looks like he wasn't even trying

but then again, he isn't the greatest in-ring talent in history

>>2212976
>>2212954
The only thing that makes it look like a botch it's undertaker's face, but it's just only that

>>2212942
>Joe or Balor was ready to go
>Vince pulled them to send Roman out to job to Orton
Good lord can you imagine?

But no, I doubt it affected the finish.

>>2212996

Thats a BIG sign. Also the fact Goldberg looked super frustrated like he fucked up.

The thing that sold it for me was Taker literally standing the center of the ring while Jericho directs people to go at him from the sidelines.

Great job goldy, you gave us roman for that

>BILL REST IN PEACE WWWRAUAAHGGGH

goldberg looked pretty pissed when he was eliminated.

feels good to be worked again 2bh

based BILL

>>2212973
>>2212942
Nah Orton was leaked to be the winner a few days ago when, suspiciously, a shitload of people started putting bets on him to win.

>>2212942
They sent Roman out so that smarks won't boo snek.

In the end Roman was the A+ team player.

>>2213068

I agree Orton was supposed to win. and im willing to bet Reigns was there to get Orton cheers.


But no way was Goldberg supposed to be eliminated so cleanly.

>>2212996
There was also Goldberg's slapping the apron in frustration far more dramatically than he would have following a scripted elimination.

>>2212878
>taker like did yall see that shit
>nigga fucked up

ive rewartched it 5 times now and i cant tell if it was a botch or not. cole and king was announcing it before his feet touched the ground. i think bill and carder just sold it really well

Holy shit his face is hilarious

>>2212878
Taker's eyes just read "god fucking damnit Bill"

>>2213093
Who knows, it's WWE, they love turning things to shit

Please make a gif of Taker's face

>>2213068
Literally how does this work? Is the winner decided and then a bunch of WWE employees and people with connections to them place money on it?

>>2213104

>>2213115
tfw too old to wrestle.

>>2212878

No he didn't

>>2213115
takers expression is 10/10. obv botch

>>2212942

You're literally wrong mark. Orton winning got leaked days ago.

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>>2212878
Fucking KEK at taker's reaction

It looked normal and odds had Orton winning all weekend so Goldberg losing wasn't breaking script badly, I think Taker was lost the whole time though. He kept looking behind himself randomly expecting to take a bump.

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>>2213118
ayy lmao

Speaking of Taker, man he didn't look good tonight did he

Why don't the WWE just let him chill and be comfy drawing baths

>>2213179
When he took off his tank top and then they did the side view of his body, I then realized that he is truly in some bad shape.

Good lord that old man gut is real

he's still a lot better than goldberg desu

>>2212936
What were you watching? When he eliminated brock my mom said Oh Shit because of how powerful that looked

>>2213174
>tfw to intelligent to win the rumble

>>2213174
>Oh shi.....

>>2213198
What did she said of Big E slapping Miz ass?

>>2213141
>what is smart money

>>2213179
He looked fat as fuck

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>>2213117
That is exactly what happened.
This board talks a lot of shit about getting worked and knowing how da business works but yet they're actually being worked this hard into believing this is a shoot.
Embarrassing really.

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>>2213200
TOP KEK

Anyone who thinks this is a botch is a retard.

He was obviously just being safe. He held on to the ropes so he didn't go FLYING out of the ring and break his hip or something.

Goldberg is like 50 years old, he couldn't take a bump like that.

>>2212996
I think the way that the camera zoomed on Goldberg's feet then was all wobbly and jerky back to taker is another tell.

If that was supposed to be his elimination there would of been him hitting the mat then a cut to a crowd shot or two then a shot of taker posing or something.

>>2213211
"Wow that is really gay, he even licked his hand, this is so disgusting"
I said the crowd loves this kind of stuff and she just stared at me for a bit.

>>2212878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6CD7TUIS7c

The official youtube uploaded the elimination, i guess it was planned

i think it was a major missed opportunity to not have goldberg and roman do the spear contest. but at the same time that would have gotten roman super cheered, and they wanted roman to get booed (eliminating taker and jericho) so orton would get the pop when he won the rumble. based orton ruining great moments

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WHAT DO WE DO, CHRIS

>>2213265
Did she say anything about Lana?

>>2213274
I KNOW
WE UPLOAD ON YOUTUBE
>>2213266
THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

>>2213243

Exactly. Taker would've posed or had a cut throat look. Not look completely confused. Taker probably was supposed to eliminate Brock at one point but definitely not that early.

>>2213274
>where the fuck are the mods

>>2213266

>LETS UPLOAD IT ON YOUTUBE TO COVER OUR ASS WE KNOW THEY'RE PISSED

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>>2212878

>>2213266
goldberg slaps the ring looking really disappointed in himself. main reason i thought it was a botch when i saw it

plus taker was too calm like what the fuck have i done

>>2213198
>watching with mommy
18+

>>2213231
This, I just came on /asp/ after the rumble and didn't think anything of it until these autists started their tinfoil hat theories. Then again I'm drunk so whatever

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>>2212878
He Knew

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What did he mean by this?

>>2213348
undertaker just took goldberg out the rumble and didn't even pose or look menacing. he had the look on his face like he shit himself and was looking for what to do next.

having roman and goldberg not do something with spears is dumb.

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>>2213341
he could be a manchild

never rule that out when it comes to 4chan.

>>2213478
literally worked

>Trusting a fucking jew with not screwing things up
MAYBE
BUT THEN
SPEAR
JACKHAMMER
>Has a concussion after headbutting a door

>>2212878
I don't think so.

It's essentially Rock Parer Scissors between Brock, Goldberg, and Taker

Brock can't beat Goldberg but beats Taker
Goldberg can't beat Taker but beats Brock
Taker can't beat Brock but beats Goldberg

This is how they'll try to make all three of them look strong

>>2213320
You got worked

Will you be this worked when he wins the title from Owens at Fastlane btw? Will you consider that win to be a response towards this "botch?"

You're a faggot idiot.

whether he botched it or not doesn't matter because he wasn't going to win anyway

>>2213516
we're not saying he was gonna win we're saying he botched. i never thought he was gonna win

Look at the way goldbergs knee moved
Taker had that look because he thought goldberg fucked up his leg not because he botched

>>2213538
It doesn't even matter if he did (which he didn't)

>>2212878
I don't think it was a botch. Undertaker has been making funny faces ever since he got old. Have you guys been paying attention to his matches in the past 5 years?

He seems like he gasses quick and not just that but he even seems like he over exaggerates how gassed he really is to. Like he is pretending he is nearly dying type of exaggerating. Did you guys also forget that weird as fuck grunt noise he did at the end of his promo on Raw recently? I think Taker has been going at it so long and is so old he might even be getting Alzheimer disease or some dementia. He looked fat as fuck to.

There is no way Goldberg was meant to win either. Otherwise they would have played it super safe with him.

I'm calling no botch here. This was meant to happen.

>>2213568
Yes, I did pay attention to the last 6 matches.

>>2213563
yes it does as there was clearly gonna be a bit with roman and goldberg doing spears and if there wasn't that's the dumbest thing not to happen

It's not a botch. He's 75 years old. if he would've fell straight down without grabbing that rope he would've seriously injured himself.

I'm pretty sure Ellsworth is regretting he entered the rumble for the same reason.

>>2213104
>In kayfabe, Goldberg is wrestling Superman and he wants to be a hero for his son
>he fucks up on a stupid way despite he could give so much more and lost an once in a lifetime chance
>stay in-character instead of laughing or going like it isn't a big deal

>>2213586
yeah i legit felt bad for ellsworth getting thrown like that. cannot have felt good and could have easily damaged his hip, if not guaranteed.

>>2212954
taker did a shoot on the reaction there. he was probably thinking "what the fuck? THIS guy makes more than me and he does THAT?"

>>2213192
At least Goldberg got in shape, as much as a man on his age can get, and he doesn't hide his gray hair. Meanwhile Taker is fat as fuck, looks like a corpse with all the botox he put on his face and the paint on his hair isn't fooling anyone.

>Botchamania xD

Sit down you dumb mark

>Goldberg has had 2 matches since returning
>already working smarks left and right

truly one of the GOATs

>>2213179
Both the company and Taker started to believe the hype after the streak was broken

It's funny how these 300 lbs armchair fans think they can tell what a botch is and what it isn't.

>>2213534
Should be reversed

>>2213581
>there was clearly gonna be a bit with roman and goldberg doing spears and if there wasn't that's the dumbest thing not to happen

hell no dude, that was not having AJ storm out and junk ellsworth on the way to the ring so he'd take ellsworth's spot and go on to try and win the rumble to either get back @ cena or get a WM main event with owens so he could hop-brands like that.

or i honestly thought HHH would come out at 30 to do the whole "king of kings" gimmick so he could steal all the thunder from taker/oldturd/bork-lazer coming back for the rumble, and then he could try to set up his mania main event only to have seth show up like FU and then HHH/seth headlines mania [as opposed to upper/midcard status as it is]

i really thought HHH was gonna just LOLHHHWINS it again because, man, you know he thinks he's a bigger deal than taker+oldturd+lesnar combined..... why not make his inevitable match with seth a legit-main-event?

>>2213645
idk who you are or what you look like but i totally wanna fuck you cuz HOLY SHIT YOU TOLD THOSE NERDS! I WANT YOU PAPI!!! I NEED YOU BADLY!!!! - paige

>>2213266
That's a botch if I've ever seen one. Takers reaction is fucking priceless.

>>2213630
This?

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>>2212878
Jesus....Mark is so dedicated to the wwe that he must have been so torn when goldberg botched

Undertaker is looking terrible, hes turning into Paul Bearer

>>2212878
I noticed that too.
it looked like he was supposed to hang on the rope and only touch one foot. Taker glancing around nervously cements it for me, that dude has been in character for 30 years and never broke until tonight.

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>>2213620

Undertaker's been dying his hair black since 1998 tho. The only thing grey on him is his facial hair.

Pic related is him from 2015 with his natural ginger as fuck hair.

>>2213141
Thats a good idea.

>>2213511
So basically Shield booking

Seth beats Roman, loses to Dean
Dean beats Seth, loses to Roman
Roman beats Dean, loses to Seth

>>2212954
This is just anon firing his headcanon and scoring a direct miss.>>2212973

>>2212878
MAYBE i have one show killing botch left in me

>>2213141
Pretty much, yes. Happens every year

>>2213141
>Hey Tom, any word on who Vince has decided on?
>Looking like Orton
>Cool I'll let the family know

>>2213093
>But no way was Goldberg supposed to be eliminated so cleanly.
I dunno man. You know how touchy Goldberg is about his legacy. It was likely going to be Taker eliminating him anyway, or, alternatively, he "botched" it because Roman was supposed to eliminate him.

>>2215143
Based Bill backstage politiking like a mad cunt to bury Romanetty

>>2215137
Figures. Fucking hate Tom

>>2215143
>he "botched" it because Roman was supposed to eliminate him
Holy fuck that might be the case

>>2215143
>>2215163
>>2215206
>desperate headcanon

It was a clearly set up exit. Not only obvious by the way Gberg and Taker lined themselves up, but by the way the cameras were on point, not whip-zooming in to catch the feet not quite touching the floor, as they had been all night. It was shot as a pre-determined exit that cameras had to capture in full because it was a spot with a big name.

Verdict: obvious NO BOTCH.

>>2213141
But isn't this how Earl Hebner got fired? He kept betting on the winner because he knew the finish?

>>2215332
You only get fired if there is no plausible deniability.

Betting ticket in your own / your wife's / brother's / dad's name? Get out. Your second cousin / the guy who fixed your car one time? No proof of corruption.

>>2215338
Makes sense. I wonder how much money WWE employees rake in betting on finishes.

>>2215358
Kek i wonder how much vince made off it.

>>2215362
Vince wouldn't need it. And the risk would be greater for him than the reward.

Bookmakers are still run by mobsters in all parts of the world. That's legit heat that Vince would want no part of.

>>2215362
>>2215368
He's probably getting a cut from the house itself, since he's the majority owner. This is obviously a shot in the dark but there might some type of deal in place where Vince gets a cut.

>>2214599
>Bas Rutten Pancrase shirt
Yer not so bad, Taker

>>2214599
He looks like a blonde to me...

>>2215373
you are actually an idiot

>>2215415
You never stopped and speculated on how much money the big wigs actually make? It's an insane amount for what is essentially a traveling circus. Obviously there's no proof of them cutting a deal with bookies, but it's no secret that WWE has always had ties with gambling.