fucktherumble

>Orton

literally who cares

UNDERCARDER MARK IN TEARS LMAO

What, you aren't hyped for Orton vs Cena at Mania? We're finally getting some fresh matchups!

Jfc this was an awful rumble. No Joe, angle, or nakamura. Fucking retarded.

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FUCK YOU CREATIVE AND BOOKING TEAM

We say that every year.

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>30 is going to be Samoa Jo-
>its Roman Reigns

I know we're all too old for this shit, but I felt genuine sadness tonight

>>2211845
sweet jesus this was a stinker. no surprises, not many great spots, focus on part-timers, and wwe has booked themselves into a corner because no one is going to be excited for cena vs orton for the millionth time

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FUCK ANY MARK WHO LIKES THIS RUMBLE

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>>2211845
good fucking lord, they fucked it up so badly

how
how the fuck did wwe fuck it up

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>>2212018
FUCK YOU NEW DAY

>>2212056
7/10 for me

>>2212018
Kek, sorry m8, >>2212102
Wasn't meant for you.

They picked the wrong samoan

I'm actually mad
I usually just laugh off how badly the WWE fuck up nowadays but this was astronomically bad, holy fucking shit
What the fuck were they thinking having Roman come in at number 30? Especially when there'd been no big surprises in the whole rumble so people were expecting something good for the last entrant
I'm fucking bewildered

this was my first ppv in over 5 years. i paid as i heard this rumble was going to be great. i've been following wwe on and off through their yt channel. this was diabolical. i love randy orton, but wasn't there supposed to be fresh faces too, some old surprises? i thought that was guaranteed. literally no 'oh shit' moment for me. shame.

>>2212018
I thought Reings was gonna win.
I would have been really pissed off if that happened.

>hmm okay i mean i expected joe to be 27 but it was a fucking enzo ok whatever
>28 goldberg yeah you know you need to get rid of brock
>29 taker so it looks like they are actually going to give joe the huge push
>10 seconds to go
>holy shit is it going to be nakamura?
>LOOK IN MY EYES
>Kurt angle?
>Is it Omega?
>it can't be aj after that brutal match
>THEY ARE GOING WITH JOE
>....2....1....
>REEEEEEEEEE

2017 - Randy Orton

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FUCK YOU OLDSPERG AND OLDERSHAKER.

never trust any ppv that is shown Free on the network again

The absolute state of my life, staying up for 5 hours to watch this event because of le hype

>>2212242
It's almost 4am here. God fucking damn I wish I'd just gone to bed.

>>2212242
This legit depresses me man. It's like the rest if my life will be disappointments ... and losing everyone and thing that I love .... until I'm SEETHING and dead

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>a 40 year old balding Canadian developmental indie jobber was the highlight and big "oh-shit" moment of the entire Royal Rumble

Just let that sink in

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>Kane wasn't in the Royal Rumble

>>2212321
4:50 here dude..
I wish I just went to sleep, saw spoilers in the morning and be kind of angry

It sucks because this one actually had potential unlike the last few.

It HAS to be Vince doing this shit with Reigns. No one else could be this delusional.

>>2212375
....MY GOD AN ERA HAS TRULY ENDED

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When a John Cena match is the highlight of the ppv
Here is a rarely seen Fuck You for that

I thought it was pretty good

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Observe, an Alphacuck

An overly Alpha Alpha who becomes a Reverse Jobber by Job squashing and cuckING himself

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>Enzo was in the rumble
>Samoa Joe wasn't

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>>2212471

>>2211845
Why do WWE always do this? What is the end goal for this trash writing?

First time watching a WWE ppv in 8 years and I am so fucking mad, I mean no surprise entrants or returns in a Royal Rumble? That is one of the main draws if the fucking rumble you retards. No good spots anywhere.

Fuck Vince, fuck Roman Reigns, fuck WWE, and fuck anyone who agrees with this shit.

Goldberg and Brock made sense, and it was all lined up for Taker and Cena at Wrestlemania, but then they make Roman number 30, and have him elimate Taker, WHY??? FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE.

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE WITH WWE FOR GOOD.

>>2212018
>>2212178
>>2212395
Honestly if Roman had won and went on to main event Wrestlemania three times in a row I would be convinced Vince wants him to be hated.

i loved umbrella man and one of the black guys how do i sub for more

>>2212004
Usually we have a surprise or two. This year we had the next meneinger and randy wins lol spoiled a week in advance. Even kofis gimmick was shi this year, he set it up so long you knew it was coming.

>>2212551
>First time watching a WWE ppv in 8 years

So how do you know who Roman Reigns is? caught in lie there buddy.

>>2212613
I have watched the odd raw and smackdowb here and there. Do you know what ppv is?

>>2211845

>Worst Rumble Ever

True. I can't think of a worse one. They've been making them worse than the year before.

2017 was worse than 2016 which was worse than 2015 which was worse than 2014

At least AJ/Cena delivered again, even if AJ lost.

>>2212639

Yes I know what PPV is and you're literally lying lol.

That Gallagher or whatever was the best part of a rumble with quite a few legends

>fat neckbeards complaining about scripted dramas that they pirate

pathetic state here on /asp/

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FUCK YOU BROCK FOR KEKING YOURSELF TO GOLDBERG

FUCK YOU GOLDBERG FOR KEKING YOURSELF TO OLDERFAKER

FUCK YOU UNDERSHILLER FOR KEKING YOURSELF TO FUCKING KEKMAN REIGNS,
Who by the way did not go over in the same ppv cena went over after a long time

And FUCK YOU RANDY NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR NO DIMES ASS

>>2212613

Many people don't watch the actual ppv's and just catch highlights buddy

That Rumble was so terrible. How did they manage to botch it up so badly?

>>2212551
Based Big Dog working the casuals into an absolute rage

Why the fuck were spots wasted on cruisermanlets

>>2212667
How am I lying? I had not watched a PAY PER VIEW EVENT FROM THE WWE in over 8 years before tonight, you asked how I know who Roman is, and I said I watched Raw and Smackdown from time to time, which are not PAY PER VIEW.

Are you autistic?

>>2212732

>Lying on the internet

>>2212716
I mean you could have a go at a counter argument at least buddy.

Why just dont give the rumble to a young star, why are you giving it to a guy who doesn't need it.
How big would have it been for Wyatt to win a rumble with lesnar, goldberg, taker..

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2012: Sheamus
2013: Cena
2014: Batista
2015: Roman
2016: HHH
2017: Orton

6 years in a row of trash royal rumbles. The next one even worse than the one that came before it

>>2212760
>trying to save face

>>2212816

Combined age of 250 years lol

>>2212018
Hey,it was samoan named Joe,just not the one we expected

>>2212004
Because the last like five rumbles have been garbage.

>>2212004

Every year Vince goes out of his way to make the rumble worse than it was the year before.

>>2211927
underrated worker

>>2212816
I'm a HBK fan but wrestling right now feels like early 90s HBK dancing in the ring with kids era. I have the rumble on pause right now. There's talent on the roster but the show is shit

>>2211845
kill yourself smark faggot

>>2212684
Fucking Fact the goddamned cruiserweight was the more entertaining part of the whole rumble

>>2213001
kys indy shitter smark

>>2212575
heavy workrate detected

>>2212966
you've never been truly entertained, have you?

So many "this is bullshit" chants
almost as much as "fix the screen"