Comfy Royal Rumble Gamethread

>Roman enters 30
>every single samoan wrestler comes in to clear house for Roman
>matches STSA record
>Vince proceeds to climax over and over agin

Ramen is gonna win isn't he?

>>2209432
Any cool rumble entrants this year?

I'm officially sick of Enzo.

Cass needs to turn heel on him.

Thanks OP.

Let's get comfy.

KENNY OMEGA KEKEKEK LOLOLOL

>>2209530
Joey Samoey's supposed to be in it

>>2209489
Roman only won one rumble

Does big cass have a learning disability?

Holy fuck will they ever stop talking

>>2209530
Kurt angle ? Nakamura ? Jim Duggan ? Matt or Jeff ?

Seems like Jericho is early in every rumble.

A few live streams can be found here:

http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-1
http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-2
http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-12

>>2209627
Kurt could potentially, since his HOF entry coming up

>>2209627
Joe.

2 minutes?

Wasn't it 90 seconds between entrants?

That wasn't 2 minutes lol

GOOD LUCHA THING

I just realized how much of a manlet Kalisto looks like in his gay ass Tatanka ripoff tights

>>2209667
Got to stretch it since there is an hour and a half left

POUNCE

hey look its sheamus

I thought Syrians were banned?

Wtf

>>2209988
Sami's to intelligent for Trump

MC Ride got fucking YUGE

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

THESE MAD MEN DID IT

LMAO

THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

Oh. Neat. Dillinger...

who are these faggots

That sticky is too big and slow.

Taker is winning

WHY DIDNT ELLSWORTH DRAG ON HIS LEGS

Bork ftw

*changes channel*

>Deanetty

FUCKING DEAD

BASED FUCKING CORBIN

BIG BASED LONE WOLF

Who gone win ?

BASED LONE WOLF

HA HA TIME FOR MEMES

How will Kofi survive this time?

>you will never fuck Jelena

Undertaker eliminatin Zayne,
eliminating Corbing, eliminiating etc

>dat pop for Kofi

New Day over as fuck.

>Halfway already
>No surprise entrants so far

>>2210408

i think mark henry was meant to be lol

>>2210408
Dillinger and Ellesworth were both a surprise.

Seamus no one fucking likes you

>At 16

Still to come:

Bray
Brock
Goldberg
Bray
Big E
Xavier
HHH
Taker
Cesaro
Orton

Room for 4 surprise entrants :(

>>2210474

Oh and Ziggler

So 3 left :(

>>2210474
I'm good friends with Kenny Omega, he told me that he was entering at 22.

>>2210474

2 brays?

>>2210496

Imagine the other Bray is Harper

wtf is this camera work

>>2210496
>>2210514

Forgot about Rusev.

Make room for 2 surprise entrants :(

>>2210474
Oh yeah. Rusev.

Lana is too fine.

Any streams? Ours got fucked.

>>2210572
NINE NINETY-NINE

Goldberg or Lesnar will come in and clear the ring soon.

>>2210572

network.wwe.com

>>2210551
kane as well

Reminder when smarks were crying that Roman was sleeping last year?

Where is Jericho?

are all crowds this dead these days?

>>2210651
based jericho working the marks into a shoot

This match is so fucking boring so far.

Why they are leaving the superstars for the last 9 is just fucking sad.

>all the old guys still in the back

So basically Taker, Goldberg and Brock are going to murder everyone in the ring?

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>>2210651
Was he elminated ?>>2210651

>>2210645

Oh boy, leaves us with 1

do they hand out all those glow sticks before the show?

>>2210659
There's literally nothing to cheer about, they saved all the big stars for the last third.

>>2210651
Chris Jericho is also 46 years old and not being pushed as the future of the company lad

>>2210721
everytime i tune in to nu-wwe the crowds are dead

Let me guess Goldberg, Lesnar and Taker clear the ring and have a triple threat for a bit.

Finn Balor? Nope

Lol

>no kurt angle
>no hbk
>no senior joe
>no finn

fuck this company this could have been so good

:D

Fucking jobber rumble

>>2210493
good call. he's a lot tanner than I would think, lay off the blacker/bronzer bro

>22 wrestlers in
>nothing has happened
>no superstars yet

This is fucking boring. As I type this the crowd is chanting BORING?

A-are they really gonna leave leave Brock, Taker, Goldberg and Orton for the last 4?

Who's that nigga that looks like Bobbie Lashley?

>>2210815
Goldberg

OUTTA NOWHERE

Where has Jericho been the whole time? Metal stairs?

Wow I didn't think this rumble was going to be worse than last year but they've proved me wrong once again.

How the fuck can have 22 men enter without a superstar? This is awful writing.

>dat forced "outta nowhere"

pls stop

>>2210815
I think they were chanting goldberg but jesus this has been a tough one and if randy orton wins it will have been for nothing because who the fuck cares about randy orton?

They didn't even mention Sheamus won a rumble

>orton not coming out to the sp00ky remix

Orton betraying Brayy

>>2210898
They did one of the video packages for him

>>2210898
They did 2012 he said

>>2210898
No one likes remembering that.

>Le spam RKOs man

Lol damn he's gonna win isn't he?

How fucking long is it gonna take undertaker to walk down that ramp?

>Lesnar Goldber and Taker are the final 3
why

So oldberg, Lesnar, and Undertaker all got really lucky on their drawings.

Jericho wins , screencap it.

Where the fuck is Shinsuke? All I want is to see a man walk down the stage styling while some dude plays violin.

>ALL THE OLD FARTS ARE COMING OUT LAST TO AVOID GETTING GASSED
THE STATE OF THIS RUMBLE

SHIT RUMBLE
SHIT RUMBLE
SHIT RUMBLE

What was the fucking point of Harper vs Orton then?

The miz better fucking win this my dubs will confirm

>>2210974
It's been awful

>>2210964
In kayfabe his knee is all fucked up, he wouldn't be able to compete today.

Goldberg, Lesnar, Taker, Roman, Rollins???

Jesus the final 5 is a joke.

>>2209530
it's been boring as fuck

Roman is going to be 30. Alamodome will burn to the ground with angry fans.

>no Joe Samoa
why

>>2211005

Motherfuck! Well, I'll come back to this in like two years then.

what happened to erick rowan?

>where are my le epic suprise entrances????

We get old fucks and Fat Joe this rumble.

Fuck. This. Company.

That Luke Harper face turn was the best thing so far.

This is the worst rumble I have ever seen.

>>2210946
Because they are old as fuck and can't wrestle for more than 2 minutes without getting gassed.

>>2210946
Surely them sending out Tye at 10 abandons any pretence of randomness.

>people literally travelled to see this piece of shit ppv live

>>2211043
>>2211043

Probably injured

Time for part-timers lol

GEE I WONDER HOW THIS RUMBLE WILL END

>Deanetty

what in the fuck

TIME TO CLEAR OUT THE JOBBERS STARTING WITH DEANETTY

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>ENZO

THIS IS TERRIBLE

THIS IS THE #27? SERIOUSLY?

What is this shit? They could have had an amazing rumble, and they shit all over it

turned off rumble. fuck this company. cancelled the network before the ppv ended.

27
>enzo
28, 29, 30
>oldberg, undercarder, fat joe/kurt angle

this is awful

This is the worst Rumble I've been alive for.

kane and undertaker? really?

FUCK THIS SHIT

TOO SAAFT

>they wasted a spot on that

>Wasted spots

>Enzo
>That really white guy from Britain
>Ellsworth
>Ziggler
>Apollo Crews

Probably more. What a waste of a rumble.

I want to fucking die

>>2211178
30 is roman or kane

BROCK BTFO

Goldberg da goat

goldberg youre 50 senpai

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Considering how much they hyped up the surprise entrants even on the pre show, this is shockingly bad.

Why Goldberg doesn't scream of pain? Those sparkles look dangerous.

>>2211178

30 is either HHH again or Kane lol

>>2211249
Balor

>>2211319
fucking worst rumble ever.

Undertaker is going to win isn't he? He'll win the belt at WM and end his career.

BASED GODBLUG

30 is HHH isn't it

>No Drew Carey

-5/10

please eliminate the no dime wonder godberg

Taker too old for this shit

I hope miz wins please God

The undertaker looks so bad, he's fat as fuck.

>>2211388
kane

Why does Cole keep plugging up his nose?

>this is a moment

ruined

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Angle or NakaMEMEa at 30 will make up for this shit

VINCE TROLLING EVERYONE LOLOL

>Reigns

oh fuck off

And with Goldberg leaving it's over, this Rumble sucks.

Goldberg and Taker fighting would have at least done somethign fun.

BASED FATASS JOE PLEASE ELIMINATE CARDER

So how does Brock recover?
Seriously, after being built up for 3 years, they have made Goldberg make him look like a bitch.

FUCK OFF

KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE KURT ANGLE PLEASE

>>2211463
THEY REALLY DID IT THIS IS BULLSHIT

That's it. Fuck this. I hope Vince has a goddamn stroke

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU WWE

FUCK THIS COMPANY.

BASED FUCKING BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS LMAO!!!!

no pls no

>>2211447

lol

What a let down.

>>2211463
>>2211474
>>2211495
>>2211513
>>2211523
>>2211537
>>2211547
BBDWTS

Who else thought Goldberg botched his elim?

>Rumble
>not being a massive fucking disappointment

This is the worst Rumble ever, I'm not even joking.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT" CHANT HAHAHAHAH

Called it.
I knew Roman would be #30 the second he lost to Owens. And he will take out the Wyatt's and Undertaker.

WHY
DOES
HE
EVEN
COCK
HIS
FIST

>THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

kek

hahaha I cannot believe how worked we all got. Forget Omega, we didn't even get Nakamura. No surprises. Glad I didn't pay for it.

>Reigns at 30

It's like they never ever want him to get over ever

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>these final 4

>REIGNS ELIMINATED TAKER
THIS IS IT
THIS IS BULLSHIT
REIGNS IS GOING TO WIN
AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LIKE IT
AND VINCE IS LAUGHING IN OUR FACES RIGHT NOW

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AHAHAHAHAHA

>>2211592
Nothing can beat that one where oldmen Kane and Bigshow eliminated everyone.

>>2211389
>You saw that stream
Ha

Cameraman doesn't know where to look, the audience is so pissed

>>2211709
this is worse

>>2211685
randys going to win even though bray needs it the most

Every year i watch the rumble to see if wwe booking has gotten better, and every year, they fuck it up.

SAVE US Y2J

Wow they're really gonna let Orton win huh? I'm literally seething.

This is damn pathetic.

But we can't change our worldwide plans for one city, right guys?

I dont want any of these guys to win.

Such horrible booking.

>>2211240

Yeah not even a single nostalgia entrance wtf

>>2211749
Nope.

This is so bad it's almost funny.

>>2211744

They manage to make it worse every year, when you think they can't make it worse they go and surprise you

>mfw reigns wins

a-at least they were smart enough to not give the win to reigns?

>>2211749
nvm

>>2211788
can vince stop now please like get HHH runing this whore show

Well, they hyped up Taker vs Goldberg vs Lesnar that didn't happen.

Goldberg v Lesnar didn't happen.

Taker v Goldberg didn't happened.

Reigns stopped Taker.

How to kill your company.

>people are leaving

Top jej

This is the worst rumble I have ever seen. No joke.

>orton

literally why?

Orton is going to win lol

Orton? ok....

BASED ORTON FUCK ALL YOU JADED FAGGOTS THAT MOAN LITERALLY 2-3 TIMES A WEEK EVERY SHOW FOR 2-4 HOURS

FINALLY!

IVE BEEN WAITING TO SEE THE MUCH ANTICIPATED 100TH MEETING BETWEEN ORTON AND CENA!

>>2211861
Bray wins the title at the chamber?

>>2211825
no one wants to see taker anymore

Why can't they just give it to somebody unexpected for once

I hate you Vince you gay ass sausage

>>2211922
ONCE IN A HUNDRED TIMES

CENA VS ORTON

ONCE IN A LIFETIME

>>2211955

who expected Orton of all people?

Well guys , time for the post-mortem...

What was the logic behind this booking...

>>2211922
>implying
Cena is dropping it in 2 weeks

>>2211974
the betting lines

>>2211985
Pissing all over fans hopes and dreams for fun

>>2211914

>Implying I watch the weekly shows

I'm not that much of a masochist

>Reigns at #30

>Orton vs Cena
Didn't we already do this for like a fucking decade?

rate this rumble:

3/10

bunch of miss opportunities, shame.

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Reigns at #30 certainly was something

>>2211985
no big stories even developed, fucking shit tier

>>2211788

It's really fucked to think HHH winning last year was the highlight of Royal Rumbles in the last five or so years.

>>2211974
Ugly smarks that sit around on wrestling news sites all day

>>2211974

A lot of people actually.

>>2211985
Wtf is this holy foley cringe fest

Unfortunate Roman did not win, the marking out would have been unprecedented. He didn't even win and you're all triggered.

>>2212090
The wife looks like shit, like a tranny...the bad kind

What kinda fucking meme rumble was this guy's? Literally trolled us in the 2015 rumble with Daniel Bryan being eliminated early and played shattered dreams straight after and now this? Why couldn't have JERIGOAT won?

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>>2212052
>No Samoa Joe
>No Kurt Angle
>No Kenny Omega
>James Elsworth
>Faggot with an umbrella
>Reigns at 30

Worst fucking Rumble I ever watched

>>2212077
>>2212074

Well i dont watch the main shows or sit on news sites so maybe thats just me. I thought Taker would win.

>Finn Balor
>Samoa Joe
>Kenny Omega
>Shawn Michaels
>Kurt Angle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VINCE BLEW YOU ALL OUT SO HARD!

>>2212129
Kurt was definitely not going to be in it. Kenny was just working everyone

Other than that, yeah fuck this rumble

>>2212144
>I thought Taker would win.

Same. Made the most sense to me.

>>2212129
they wasted so many spots on people that had no business being there.

>>2212153
I forgot about Balor. Goddamn it fuck this shit

THERE WASNT A SINGLE NOSTALGIA ENTRANT. NOT EVEN ONE.

INSTEAD WE GOT LE UMBRELLA MAN, ENZO AND ELLSWORTH PLUS ALL THREE MEMBERS OF THE NEW DAY.

>>2212153
>injured
>not main roster
>not even in the same company
>retired
>nearly paralyzed
Are you retarded?

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>>2212245
Don't forget Tye "10 Years in developmental" Dillinger doing jack shit.

This Rumble was underwhelming as fuck.

>>2212153
why are retards posting in the comfy thread? this isn't like the NFL comfy threads at all. I want to celebrate Randall winning without whiny cunts ruining the moment.

>>2212282

Do you work for the wwe writing team? Cause that's the only way I can rationalize someone defending that hot mess garbage, that or you're 17 years old and have an algebra test tomorrow.

>>2212333
>. I want to celebrate Randall winning

I want to celebrate you holding a girl's hand some day.

>don't watch WWE these days
>generally tune in for the royalrumb owl (not the whole PPV, just the match itself) and WM weekend, maybe the occasional raw (and SD now with brand split) in between
>somehow every year it gets worse

I don't get how the fuck people can watch this year-round.

>>2212347
why, has it never happened to you or something?

Can Lesnar please beat Goldboig at WM? They pay this guy millions of dollars to roll over and look like a cuck after being /theguy/ for like two years straight

So... The rumble happened. Orton makes some sense in terms of dimes I suppose, outside of Goldberg lesnar and taker he's the most recognizable name. But the match was booked horribly. You spend so much time building up those three and we don't even get a brawl. You spend the match building up Jericho and he gets unceremoniously eliminated. You get enzo at 27 and reigns at 30. Really didn't come off for me.

>>2212335
>>2212347
Stop watching you whiny millenials

can we just talk how fucking fast they killed the crowd with harper?

>>2212434

>Millenials

Nice buzzword sperg. Go ahead and explain how that rumble was in any way good.

>>2212459
>buzzword
You might be literally retarded

>>2212481

So you can't. Good to know you high school gremlin.

>>2212417
That's not a bad conclusion to his booking. The real fighter who destroyed every "wrestler" and meets his nemesis in an old school monster. Lesnar honestly cannot be booked to put over anyone in the current roster.

>>2212497
>tell me why you like x or its bad
Millenial debating skills 101, I don't have to explain shit to you, fuck off back to wew

>>2212545

>why

I asked "how" not why. Maybe learn to read first you idiot.

>>2212553
Basically the same thing you dumb cunt, benoit yourself.

>>2212634

>How and Why mean the same thing

I didn't really think you were in high school but now I believe it 100%.

Go to bed junior.

>>2212538
They don't need to have him lay down like a chump though. They keep touting their rivalry as one of the greatest clashes in history or something and then the fans are the ones left with this sad fucking cum of a rivalry taking up PPV time. WM this year could be Survivor Series 2.0 and just have Lesnar flattened AGAIN and take up a spot on the card that someone else could have used.

>>2212691
>how do you like x
>because x is fun
>why do you like x
>because x is fun
Gain iq you fucking retard

>>2212771

>Mention how the rumble was trash without even (you)ing him
>Hurr stuhp whining ya millenial xD

Do you work for WWE?. I didn't know they hired high school minions to their writing crew.

I didn't see the preshow matches, but I'm seeing that Sasha lost to Nia Jax in 5 minutes? Did she get plain squashed, or were they playing up a "Sasha is still injured" angle?

>>2212798
>be wrong
>change the subject
top kek you retard just go

Can a nigga get the predictions results?