OOOOOOOAAAAHHH
>>2205430
Will he win
First for Deanchad is face that runs /asp/
1st match announced yet?
>>2205446
this is the year dean gets his deserved push
Why would Renee Young try to bury Zayn on the preshow?
Where my Hanabros at?
>>2205430
All boards report.
/a/sp/ here
claiming this as a /fabulous/ thread
Yo Cena what the fuck I hate him now
I'm only going to watch AJ Styles / BMJ match and go to bed.
Am I the only one?
It's been 3 years since he left.
Do you miss him yet?
>3
>2
>1
>BRRRRRRR
https://youtu.be/mM-hD-iJ9NI
honestly, how hard do you mark?
more eva pls
This fucking promo man
>>2205472
He already finna got huge push last year. I don't know how he can finna top dat!
>>2205430
so Joey Samoey wearing a suit last night pretty much confirms the main event for mania will be an island nigger bonanza for the universal title right?
What is coming next lads?
>>2205476
/sp/ here
>>2205474
Yo Trooth Bombz
17th post 4 Benoit
the champ that runs the camp
The man that says he can
The dude who runs the crewd
I hope to God AJ Wins
>>2205482
>not watching the Rumble
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>2205476
/pol/ and /m/ here
Of the confirmed people in the Rumble, who would you mark the hardest for if they won?
Sami for me.
>>2205483
Who?
>>2205476
/k/ reporting
>>2205477
She can't wrestle but dam she's hot.
>>2205487
>Jerry Lawler and Booker T Pre-show commentary
Best segment of the night. It's not getting better afterwards.
>>2205487
Pls stop
That face is horrendous
What matches are even left for the main show? Just the championships and rumble?
>>2205504
Brayy Lmao
>>2205477
Hail the thot supreme based mella
>>2205504
Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe
>>2205484
probably shit my pants desu
>>2205483
Not at all
He was fucking horrible the minute he stopped with the long hair shit and started being a whiny greasy-looking bitch
>>2205504
Big Show's gonna win it, man's ripped.
>>2205483
who is this?
HBGOAT
there he is
>>2205484
not at fuckin all. Phill's been a total bitch since he left
>>2205476
/CIA/ staning by.
If you find stiff, plastic tits attractive you need to get a clue.
THE JANNETTY OF A TAG TEAM THAT LITERALLY HAD MARTY JANNETTY IN IT
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>2205476
/m/ reporting in lads
>shawn coming out now
Guess hes announcing hes in the rumble or its some dumb shit
>yfw he's here to shill his movie again
>>2205498
Stop sucking his dick ya embarrassing faggot
who /getting redpilled/ before the Rumble here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96AiJPl4ElY
>>2205477
the most amazing thing on either brand is how she gets absolutely no fucking reaction what so ever from the crowd
based HBK
Whats the chances of Shaq being an entrant?
>its an hbgay shills his shitty movie episode
THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE
>HE'S HERE
No shit Cole, we've already seen him for an hour.
>>2205476
/f/, /sp/, and [s4s] reportan.
>>2205483
not one bit pure aids
>>2205508
>>2205510
don't worry anon i'll be switching to maryse soon
>>2205511
yeah, It truly is a "night of champions"
>>2205476
/pol/
>>2205476
/jp/ here.
HBGOAT
TOP LEL HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN SAN ANTONIO. BUT HE IS TRAPPED!
ONLY YOU CAN HELP HIM ESCAPE AND FACE THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA
FUCK
i swear to FUCKING GOD
IM FUCKING IN MY ROOM WATCHING ON THE LOWEST VOLUME
and my dad comes in AS SOON AS SHAWN MICHAELS MUSIC HITS AND HE HEARS "im just a sexy boy! sexy boyyy!"
and he just winks at me and shuts the door
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
https://discord.gg/wRkF5C4
>technical issues signing up to Network
Literal shills
Hbgay with 0 pop in his home town
Btfo
>>2205476
/an/ here with best doggo breed
>Cena's going over
>Reigns is going over
>Bayley's getting BTFO
>Orton's winning the Rumble
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU NECKBEARDS CAN DO ABOUT IT
>was typing up an angry post for no pryo for HBK but he still got it
almost lost a subscriber
>>2205543
Didn't ya get btfo by deanboss?
>>2205547
Damn!
>>2205483
Damn that is a nice replica belt
Where'd that guy get that?
>>2205476
/sp/ & /pol/ masterace
>>2205528
Oops, I meant /tv/ standing by
>HBK
Please just go away Shawn.
You're not doing yourself any favors with these appearances.
>>2205476
/k/ /out/ here post boypussy
Donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?
>>2205561
they do the japanese polite silence thing
>>2205529
>not wanting to fuck girls who have ruined there bodies and turned themselves into living fuck dolls who crave cock constantly
do your parents know you're gay?
Stream where?
>>2205475
>Her Pegging Ellsworth
Who would mark out?
>>2205555
Hahahahahaha. Your dad is the kind of dad I want to be like if I have kids
>>2205476
/vg/ here
You're welcome.
>>2205567
Just decided to visit and no.
>>2205547
>>2205568
>>2205576
This desu
>>2205574
AquÃ, compadre. A ver qué hacen Cena y AJ esta noche.
>>2205476
/mirin/
>>2205564
>new IC belt will be blue and terrible
smarks BTFO
>>2205476
/vip/ here, thread is quality
That crowd is loud, can't wait for the entrance pops
>>2205579
have you tried network.wwe.com? works for me
>>2205477
GOAT legs
I hope Bray wins the Rumble tonight and Luke Harper looks strong
shawn used to be handsome what happened to his face?!?
>>2205476
/trash/ here.
>>2205579
Over there
>>2205584
Nah I'm pretty sure Ryder Club got ran out by deanmessiah
JBL>King Ross
BASED BIG POP MARK
TAKER GETTING THE BIGGEST POP
CONFIRMED GOAT
>Undercarder getting a pop over Basedberg
Fucking marks.
>>2205587
The fuck? Tbh
>>2205553
>>2205555
Based dad working you, also nice trips, brother, much love - HH
>HBK not mentioning Orton
Confirmed.
>>2205555
Dad sounds based af get over it you dumb kid
love the shawn maggles
Can someone tell me how long this royal rumble thing lasts?
ONE MORE MATCH PLEASE
>>2205615
Those are quads, moron.
>>2205477
Those legs
THREE BINGS LEFT
>>2205583
Poorfags look here
BASED MIZ IS WINNING IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Who here is watching this with their boyfriend?
>>2205586
>>2205612
other divas starting up soon
>>2205505
>>2205524
>>2205522
>>2205527
Cuck Man Phil absolutely murdered
>>2205622
billion hours. no joke
who else here /don't give a fuck about the other matches and just wants to see the rumble/ here?
>>2205622
Like 25 minutes.
That was painful, why did HBK show up?
>gotta sit through 3 hours of filler until the actual rumble match
>>2205637
Amen friend
Bases HBK
Post yfw he wins the Universal Championship
streaming royal rumble at weebcrew.moe if anybody needs a stream
HOW CAN SOMEONE ELIMINATE THE BIG SHOW!?
>>2205555
I missed those posts
HOW CAN SOMEBODY ELIMINATE THE BIG SHOW?!
>>2205622
Until the next one rolls around. The ride never ends, boy.
>booker mentioning orton for no reason
NOOOOOO
FUCK YOU VIIIIINCE
FUCK YOUUUU
NNOOO NOT OOORTOON
i really like rosenberg desu
hes pretty based
hes a full on jew on hot 97 but here hes okay
>>2205637
The only reason I'm watching the PPV.
>>2205657
It's happening
>Braum being in the same sentence as GOLDBERG, BROCK LESNAR, and THE UDNERTAKER
fuck off Vince
>>2205629
could stream...
>Jerry and Booker laughing together
Kino
>>2205637
I want to see BMAJ win and the rumble
>>2205637
Literally everyone.
>>2205637
>doesn't want to see AJ/BMJ
IS THE PPV GOING TO START WITH THE RUMBLE OR IS THERE A MIDCARD MATCH BEFORE THAT?
>>2205586
Pussy like that is one of the prime reasons to be alive in this day tbqhfamalam
And fast food too....
mfw nia breaks charlottes streak
I'm literally trying to give them money and their shit doesn't work
>>2205564
>Reigns is going over
This shit is only three hours from now yeah? Don't think I can handle a four hour ppv
>>2205668
is this your first rumble?
>>2205637
AJ match and the Rumble for me. Everything else can fuck off
>>2205650
>>2205651
>weebcrew.moe
this is nice viruse
>>2205652
>>2205655
>>2205637
I haven't watched new wwe material in months, probably a year now that i think about, but the network is goat for watching childhood memories and they have almost every episode of raw smackdown saturday night and nitro, I'm expecting to be thoroughly disappointed with this crap
when will the choker trend die?
>>2205672
We heard you the first time tho.
LGTSS
>>2205672
Cole said they fixed that
>>2205574
Acá cabaaaalgando!
>>2205670
muh dick
is that really her f a m?
and if not, SAUCE
>>2205650
I'm surprised they haven't turned the Smackdown championchip blue yet. Most of the other belts are split in color.
>>2205650
>>2205650
>>2205682
hopefully never
I hate to be THAT GUY, but can i get a stream link? the one i was watching got busted by the cops
>>2205682
Never.
>>2205583
FREE STREAM HERE. CHECK LINK IN PIC.
>Hogan
IT'S HAPPENING
>>2205586
is her tattoo-free skin the ONE thing she's got going for her?
>>2205672
Watch it on some shit tier stream
>>2205650
>>2205650
i want to protect that undercut
Shit guys, they forewarned us. The jig is up.
>>2205661
>waaah waaah dont try to build up guys
>>2205689
SDL is too BASED to do that.
>>2205683
oh my bad i didn't know that went through. guess im acestreaming
>>2205682
hopefully never. it gives me a reason to jerk off through my pants in public. bitches know what they are doing
Is there a drinking game?
HOLY SHIT
DAVE MELZTER JUST TWEETED A MAN WITH CHAIN MAIL AND A GOATEE HAS BEEN SPOTTED BACK STAGE
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>>2205689
It's the falgship belt they wouldn't
Did you know 2 men have won the rumble from #1. One was Shawn Michaels.
>>2205688
yeah she did porn as samantha mack before WWE
>>2205650
Remember how shitty the last few Rumbles have been?
>>2205650
>>2205689
They will when BMJ wins it tonight.
>>2205708
Drink when you feel yourself losing conciousness from boredom
Charlotte is so bad on the mic. She can wrestler but her acting sucks.
Stream?
memba rumble
>>2205708
Drink every time someone says 30 man
>>2205708
>Line in the sand
>>2205709
Big Poppa Pump coming to show these boys who the real man is
>>2205714
This one will be different
Stream pls bros
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)
ITT: Who will win the royal rumble- my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>2205708
>Both feet must touch the floor
Did deano just forget AJ kicked him in the nuts to win the belt?
>>2205714
2016 was decent, had some good debuts
>tfw internet is too shit to even stream the rum bowl.
>Undercarder
cringe
>>2205724
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
HOLY SHIT
MAN WEARING OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL SPOTTED IN THE LOCKER ROOM
I DUG ZERO HOLES FOR ZERO DIMES
who /Samoan/ here?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd it's gonna be Orton...
Goldberg winning the Rumble would be s h i t
hope based Miz wins i'd mark TFO t b q h w y f
>>2205709
>>2205483
And while all you faggots are typing angrily at your keyboards and sipping your Mountain Dews, I'm banging my loli-sized wife on top of half a million dollars.
>>2205714
HHH winning last year was pretty cool
>>2205727
get ready for some disappointment, boy
>>2205650
>>2205446
based deanboss main eventing shitpostingmania for the third time in a row
>>2205736
did someone ask mark if they could see his medals?
>divashit out of the way immediately
BASED
>getting the divas shit out of the way
GOAT
>>2205735
FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES
>>2205731
Did they?
curtain tugger bayley bois
WHAT A FUCKING SHIT START. PLEASE NO
First three of four matches have been women's matches. Good. Getting garbage out of the way early.
>starting with the piss break
>Warriors blew a 3-1 lead sign
MY FUCKING SIDES
I WANNA SNIFF BAYLEY'S ASS
>JUST
>JUST BAYLEY
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP
piss break time
go get them snack, boys
>starting with a piss break
Vince is a mad man
>>2205662
tfw you can't afford any of the following and are force to watch the broadcast crippled in your browser
>smart tv
>xbox
>playstation
>chromecast
>roku
>fire stick
>smart blu ray player
>a million other streaming devices
Warriors blew 3-1 lead poster. Already loving this rumble.
JUST
COME ON BAYLEY
>womyns match to start
JUST Bailey my shit up familia
JUST
No piss break in this show
>RAM divas went from the main event to the opening piss break match
LMAO
>Bayley's """""""""""gimmick"""""""""" as a womanchild mark
>Warriors blew a 3-1 lead sign
BRAAAAPT
JUST
U
S
T
piss and shit break brb
Based vince is in charge of this, making all the women get their shit outta the way first
Thank you based Vince
>>2205676
womens ""wrestling"" is before the rumble
>>2205476
/pol/ here
>dat pop for Baley from all of those illegal spics
womyn wrestling was a mistake
>>2205769
Don't forget Apple TV which is what I use.
Holy fuck the ramp is long. By the time someone gets to the ring the countdown will start again.
Im so hype for this PPV... Whats happening? I didint fell this hype for a ppv ina looooooooong time.
>>2205682
black belt in dick sucking IIRC
why are they starting with the main event
>>2205780
sweet jesus//////
who //CHARLOTTE// here?
>>2205713
Don't lie to the lad
>>2205780
I WANNA SNIFF BAYLEY'S FARTS
>>2205769
PC and Monitor are more powerful and have better definition than any console or television device.
PPV QUEEN
>JUST BAYLEY
Goddamn so it's pretty much confirmed the writers browse this board huh
>there are grown ass adult males that are fans of bailey
>they wear her gear, cheer when she shows up and try to hug people
How does a life go so wrong?
>>2205760
Based San Antonio
>>2205476
/biz/ here, i'm not a jew
>Charolette is the new Undertaker
>>2205797
>>2205797
Right here nigga
>>2205769
got all of those, using my computer anyway to stream for my mates
Just Joe if he was a trap.
>TFW I am watching this with Asian Pete from the Howard Stern show, my brother, and my dad, and my dad is making the cringiest jokes ever and Pete is laughing his fucking ass off.
>still no Dana
>>2205787
>>2205787
He will not eliminate us.
Sticky retard mods
>JUST
I KNOW A WRITER IS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>2205797
YASS QUEEN
>>2205787
>tfw jesus is a wewtist
This "lol piss break" stuff is so old and immature really. This is going to be a fantastic match and they're going first to set the tone for the show. You go, girls!
>ywn bury your face between Charlotte's sweaty ass cheeks after she destroys an autistic woman
Why live
>>2205809
what a NASTY woman
>Jojo
>>2205797
CHARGOAT
>No unique sets anymore
Lame
HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING SINCE WM PLAY
Is Angle back tonight, and is he wrestling? anyone else fun going to be in the rumble?
>>2205543
sup broski
PORQUE YO SOY
ONE FALL
If this isnt a 4 star match, bayley needs to go back to NXT
Why does Bobby Roode look hotter doing this gimmick than Charles does?
No homo.
>>2205813
pics or GTFO
No Ric Flair?
Bayley might have this...
NEED LINK
>>2205800
keep telling yourself that
I hope Charles loses so she can regain it back on Monday
>>2205817
/ourguy/ seff to crash this thing.
>>2205820
SLAY yourself
i want to pound the chocolate face jojo make her pussy scream
I want to sniff Charlotte's ass.
>>2205792
vince played his cards right by making believe that everyone would win the rumble match.
My Charlotte looking good. Bayley will be BTFO.
>>2205723
RIP
crowd sounds pretty good right now, lets see how fast they can kill it
>>2205803
Look at /mlp/
>>2205805
The HHH win twist was pretty cool though. I admit, having Roman as the main feature was lame, but then in a way the gimmick - one against all, putting the title on the line etc. - was kinda clever/cool. At least it gave the Rumble a theme, rather than the typical "Hurr durr let's all fight each other". It meant every elimination meant something, i.e. losing the title.
based sign guy
>ROYAL RUMBLE
more like ordinary rumble he feels in his stomach all the time
>FASTLANE
more like Fast Food Lane
>PAYBACK
more like I'll Pay you Back on Tuesday for a hamburger today
>RAW
more like weekly epsiodic Raw Meat
>SMACK DOWN
more like SNACK DOWN
>SUMMER SLAM
more like SUMMER HAM mmin on
>RATINGS
more like chesse GRATINGS
>HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP
more like MORBIDLY HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP
>>2205709
That's not funny or fair. Why u do this to us?
>based Straya getting a mention
Swapping Saxton wit a german commentator?
Would absolutely be down for a german commentator yelling NEIN NEIN NEIN
>>2205822
Hi Sasha. I didn't know you were an /asp/ie
I kinda wanna fuck Charolette but then again i kinda don't, her body is weird so is her face, but it's kinda not. Anyone know what i mean?
Sticky when?
charlotte is the new undertaker btw, if you havent realized.
but shes BETTER because taker does it once a year...
she does it every 3 weeks.
just got in, what did i miss so far
Getting the womyn's """"wrestling"""" out of the way quick. Based.
>>2205841
http://network.wwe.com/
>>2205831
sup
>>2205723
Any chance of Roode coming out?
>>2205858
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
GOAT
>GOAT
>>2205866
>Kinda dont
Fucking fag
>Royal Rumble is in Alamodome
Are the big 4 PPVs now going to be in football stadiums?
>>2205871
Baylay's fat ass walking in
>>2205842
Looks comfy af.
People reporting there's a guy with a cauliflower ear sat backstage listening to hey mickey
>>2205813
prove it bitch
>>2205856
I can agree with that, anon. If it wasn't for the Roman wanking, I would probably would watch it every year like my other favs.
>dat botch
women's """wrestling"""" was a mistake
>>2205871
JUST
>dat botch
youtu.be/RcoLZjhWT44
Please dislike, fuck the WWEaboos
dead crowd
Where can I watch this shirt network lagging hard
>>2205830
Kurt cameback just for the HoF, I dont think he will be on the rumble or wrestling anyway.
and mm well Goldberg, Lesnar and Undertaker are on it, its not that fun...the fun part of the rumble this year is how unpredictable is. The most unpredictable rumble in a while
>>2205891
I'd mark out for Gall desu
>>2205856
Hey whoa dont throw bronys in with that hugger shit, we fuck kids not trannies
>>2205916
It's 40k people
>>2205871
Just Joe's sister
channeling botcha banks, nice touch
>>2205918
where you at? Playing fine for me
>Atlanta
>>2205815
>>2205787
Who is this sublime concubine?
So is this still the pre show? Absolutely delighted they've relegated diva shit to where it belongs if they have.
>>2205914
>4 TYPES OF STEAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>2205897
And eating smores. Comfy af.
>>2205960
based
>Watching anything before the Rumble
Time to take a nap
do any Bayley bikini pictures exist?
asking for a friend
>>2205944
Miami
>>2205947
it's Jesus
>>2205631
Will I ever recover?
>>2205968
when does the actual rumble start
>>2205978
Should be last match.
>>2205973
try this south east pham
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/livestream3.html
>take a shit
>come back
>match still going on
What should I do lads?
>>2205978
Check back around in about an hour, hour and a half. We should have a better estimate by then.
>>2205430
Just tuning in....what did I miss?
>>2206028
do a wank
Charlie and Baylay have better chemistry than Charlie Sasha
>>2206036
Huh?
>>2206028
take another shit
>>2205858
Kekekekekek
>>2205960
>AN AGGRESSIVE ASIAN MAN HAS BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE AND IS EATING MY FOODS.
What do senpai?
>Watching on a free stream
>28k viewers
viewbots? otherwise how is this not getting shut down
>>2206035
not a damn thing
Dat elbow looked bretty nice.
>tfw macho dead
>>2206035
Naomi pinned Alexa, Club won the tag team belts, Sasha jobbed to Nia. Currently in the match between Bayley and Charlotte.
>>2205476
/trash/ reporting in.
DAT BLOOD
>>2206086
>belts changing hand on the pre show
Fucking WWE, i swear to god
>>2205815
JESUS GET IN HERE
>>2206086
>Sasha jobbed to Nia
Hahahahahahahaha...really.
God how far has she fell? Jobbing in the pre-show?
Send Bayley back to NXT. Shes been a complete flop
>>2206170
? the elbow was perfect
>>2205507
>implying that """""wrestling ability""""" matters
Have sex