Official Royal Rumble 2017 Inb4 thread

>inb4 Roman wins the Universal Championship and 'Stalker has a tantrum

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>inb4 barely escapes elimination

>inb4 New day jointly eliminates overweight heels and jobbers

>>2202243
Wow that was a quick reply....

>>2202243
based fstalker livin in ya head rent free

>>2202249
Yeah I'm a speedster

>>2202253
We know, your Samoan TV boyfriend told us.

>>2202256
>Samoan TV Boyfriend
Stalker already showing up to the thread

>>2202260
>so triggered by the nickname he can't even post the F anymore

>>2202263
Head on back to /wew/

>>2202265
Think you're mistaking me for the other guy BTFOing (you) in >>2202153

>>2202280
>i-it's another guy i swear
>f-first post in the thread
>always the same terms, same typing style, same faggy personality, same obsession with me, same exposure of him being deancuck/bretcuck imposter everytime

Inb4 could it be? oh my god _______ is here

>>2202283
Not even posting in that thread m8, just enjoying seeing you getting BTFO on the front page.

>call out that he can't even bring himself to post F anymore
>IMMEDIATELY says "Fedoramen" in another thread TO SOMEBODY ELSE

>>2202287
>somebody else
Kek
Who do you think you're fooling

>>2202288
>he will never accept that multiple people dump on him

I haven't even said "Fedoramen" in like a week hatboy

>>2202294
>multiple people
Kek
Same names everytime
What's your goal

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>>2202295
I invented the nickname FedoRamen and this is my first post here

stop giving my credit to other people you stupid fedora tipping, low iq, cancuck pajee

>>2202299
>I invented the nickname FedoRamen and this is my first post here
I don't even know if this is satire anymore kek

>>2202294
> hatboy
> i-its not me!

I invented the nickname FedoRamen and this is my first post here

stop giving my credit to other people you stupid fedora tipping, low iq, canacuck pajeet

after the rumble Im going to kill myself on stream, cap this and I will post in the game thread tonight

>>2202301
Starting to wonder whether he is a bot

He copypastes his and other anons replies all the time

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>>2202295
To rustle you.

Judging by your massively paranoid denial it's working.

Also this meltdown.

>>2202309
>ywn be this touched to post from your phones LTE and computer at the same time

>>2202313
>you will never

Correct: I don't, phonefag.

>>2202324
You do constantly lmao

>>2202335
I don't even have a dataplan you neurotic turd.

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via Meltzer on his morning show:

>Goldberg will face the winner of Owens/Reigns for the belt at the show.
>At this point, the Rumble winner is from Smackdown but things can change
>Goldberg defending against Lesnar for the title at Mania a possibility.

Just a couple possibilities for fucking shit-o-mania:

>MAIN EVENT Universal title: Goldberg (c) vs Lesnar
>Co-main: Roman Reigns vs Undertaker
>WWE title: John Cena (c) vs Randy Orton and/or Bray Wyatt
>Main card match: AJ Styles vs Shane McMahon, Street Fight
>Haitch vs Rollins (SPOILERS: Haitch goes over)
>US title: KO vs Jericho
>IC F4W: Dean vs Ziggler vs Corbin vs Crews
>Raw Tag: The Club (c) vs Shesaro vs New Day
>Smackdown Tag: American Alpha (c) vs Fashion Police
>BEEG vs Shaq (possibility #1)
>BEEG vs Braun (possibility #2, Braun will retire BEEG)
>CruiserWaits Ladder Match: Neville (c) vs Swann vs Cedric vs TJ vs Nese vs Kendrick vs Gallagher
>Smackdown Women's: Alexa (c) vs Nikki
>Becky vs Mickey
>Raw Women's: Bayley (c) vs Nia or Sasha (possibly triple threat)
>Charlotte vs Dana
>Rusev vs Angle (not likely but possible)

ARMBAR possible winners:
>Sami
>Braun
>Ellsworth
>Joe
>Dillinger
>Mojo


JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI

>>2202365
>Haitch goes over
Based

How many bongs until the Pre-show starts?

So why exactly did the long awaited HHH-Jasethy confrontation take place on a random NXT?

>>2202387
11 or 12

>>2202387
12 bongs

>THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA STARTS NOW

>>2202389
because "Rollins couldn't find him" for some reason.

The old fuck has an office in Connecticut and otherwise, likely travels with the show. If you're going to work a storyline, don't be autistic.

>2 hours pre-show

>>2202398
It has always been this way. Your first time watching mandrama?

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>>2202401
My boys will finally win those shitty belts, at least.

>>2202401
>With 2 wimmins matches

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>>2202365
>Haitch goes over
F Jasettey

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>>2202365
>MAIN EVENT Universal title: Goldberg (c) vs Lesnar
No.fucking.way. Please no

Yall ready for Sasha Banks to be in the final four?

>>2202365
Worse than 27 holy shit

>>2202239
Can't believe Carters memes are being stolen by WWE. What timeline is this?!

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What is your DREAM MOMENT for tonight's Rumble?

And why is it a Shaq and Hogan stare down?

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>>2202365
> Haitch goes over
Not even in your wildest dreams.

>Take a drink for "both feet must touch the floor"
>Down your drink for "Only two men have come in at #1 and went on to win, one of them being Shawn Michaels"

>>2202365
Better card on paper than last year. Styles being wasted on Shane, especially in a "street fight" would be a bummer though.
>fashion police
>Crews in IC title match over Miz
>Charlotte in a preshow-tier match

>>2202239
Is Orton really winning tonight or are betting sites working us?

>>2202365
>Cena vs Orton
IT NEVER ENDS

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>>2202365
>Haitch goes over

hell yeah

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>>2202957
Betting sites are about 80-90% accurate, but obviously this Rumble winner is more unpredictable than most years. Could be a worked shoot to throw everyone off the trail.

>>2202972
I don't get the pic

>>2203965
Giraffe blowjob

How many bings and bongs to the actual show?

>>2204014
The preshow will be over in 2 bongs, 15 bings

>>2202401
When does it start?

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entrant number 30?

>Alvarez: Its been confirmed that the Universal Championship will open the Royal Rumble
>RAW's main belt is nowhere in the main event

HA HA HA HA THE STATE OF LOWENS

BASED BIG DOG IS ACTUALLY WINNING

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BMB winning it tonight lads

how long will the show be? two hour pre-show and 3 hour show?

>tfw selling three games just so I can buy a prepaid network card

Also if i use it now will it last until Mania?

>>2204060
2 hour pre-show and 4 hour show

Taker is winning the Rumble boys

Prepare for smarks SEETHING and TEARS

>>2204073
It should
>>2204033
About 10 minutes

>>2204081
>have to wake up at 6 and show ends at 5
J U S T

>>2204088
They won't SEETH at Undercarder winning

They will at Roman and John winning

Wew lad, haven't watched non-Wrestlemania wrestling in 3 years.
Why the fuck are Goldberg and Mickie James on the roster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trZgmMh9QOQ

What's the attendance?

>>2204094
'member Goldberg? you loved Goldberg!
'member Mickie? you used to think she was hot!
new talent? fuck em'

The miz will win the rumble. There has been preparation for this by taking away his intercontinental championship.

Where to watch main event since poorfag and no cable?

>>2204100
new talent doesn't draw since 2002

>>2204109
crickfree

>>2204109
/woo/ has better quality but the streams are laggy as fuck and delayed by 2-3 minutes

leddit has a private stream somewhere and has the best quality but sucks if your intrawebs are slow, its also usually delayed by roughly the same as /woo/

watchwrestling has the most streams available but most of it is low-medium quality but they're the most up to date among the rest

>>2204093
>They won't SEETH at Undercarder winning
It's the better option, also Roman whining the title would lead to the Big Dog vs Big Evil match for WM33.

In the end Taker will win the title and retire.

>>2204138
>Undercarder takes home the crappy title for his 3 decades' worth of services
>Roman's title count gets padded again
(lol

Anyone got a stream for the non wwe network plebs?

>>2204152
reddit wwestreams

tell em carter sent ya

>Peter Jewsenberg

kek is that Carter beside the kike?

>>2204148
What would you have done to make on trying to bury Reigns

Taker beating Reigns is somewhat the better outcome

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>>2204162
Thank you

>>2202972
For most WWE PPV's they do a decent job but with the rumble, it doesn't matter who they install as a favorite.

They get so many bets on all the big names and long shots that even if the favorite won, they are coming out way ahead.