Royal Rumble pre-pre game thread

>>2202153
If Cena wins Undertaker
if Roman wins Stroman
if both win Lesnar
if neither win Jericho

Based Randall wins tonight

>thread at 5:50 AM

>>2202159
If Orton wins they might as well just cancel all WWE television

Orton

>>2202162
its a thread for eurolads and africabros

no murrifats and auslards allowed

>>2202153
My money's literally on Brock

Goldberg
Legit draw has to win

This eliminates undercarder and randall

>>2202165
>he stays up until 4 AM to watch a kids show
>he watches WWE Network in Pakistan

>>2202162
>>2202169
>he stays up until 5:50 am to post on the wrestling section of a japanese cartoon imageboard

>>2202172
Woke up early kek

8 spots are open, who do you think they'll be?

>Joe
>that faggot from UK championship
>Angle
>Tye Dillinger for le #10 meme
>Sasha Banks
>Ellsworth
>Kane
>JBL

>>2202176
>the first thing he does when he wakes up is go on the wrestling section of a japanese cartoon forum

>>2202181
But it wasn't kek

>>2202176
>>2202183
DAMAGE CONTROL

>>2202199
Your mother looks back at you and thinks she should've used birth control

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>>2202153
Cuckter to get tossed out first

>>2202202
*cringe*

>>2202211
BDCWTS

>>2202212
Yes that is the look on her face when she checks on you in the basement

>>2202202
awful

>>2202172
KEK

>>2202226
>>2202199
>>2202181
>>2202212
samefag

>>2202213
Bijou Dicked Cuckter Wanking The Smallcock?

My prediction is that randall orton wins. Source. I'm banging his current GF and she said he's so excited he finally gets to go over. Lol just to lose at mania. Kek. You can put the whole book on this btw. Lead. Pipe. Lock.

>>2202229
You are thinking about me right now.

You are making a wish that I will stop posting (in my own thread, no less).

You are literally seething with fury right now.

You have gripped your mouse hard in rage while thinking about me, and slammed your fists on your semen encrusted desk while reading my posts and taking in every word.

You are literally trying to come up with a witty reply to this right now, despite your efforts being in vain, as I dry not read your posts.

Pathetic.

This is my fantasy booking so bare with me my autism for a bit.
>Randy and Bray are the final two in the ring
>Epic state down
>Bray orders Randy to simply walk out the ring
>He actually does
>Bray wins the rumble
>The following Tuesday, Elimantion chamber contestants are announced
>They must be "earned"
>Randy part of a qualifying match
>Randy vs Luke Harper
>Randy wins thanks to assist from Bray
>EC match
>It's down to the final challenger and Randy
>Again Randy wins thanks to assist from Bray
>Now Randy strikes Bray down with an RKO
>Over the next month, Randy psychologically fucking with Bray
>Luke on what seems to be in the cusp of a face turn gives Bray the "I told you so speech"
>"Now, you have no family"
>Randy is riding high all the way to mania
>The main event
>Bray v Randy
>The two put on a good show
>Just when Randy thinks he's going to finish it, the lights go out.
>Ref is gone and Luke and Erik Rowan are ringside
>Bray was a step ahead all along
>The two beat the ever loving shit out of Randy
>They set him up for sister Abigail
>Randy manages to fight off Rowan an Luke, RKOs them both
>Turns right into a sister abagail
>ref crawls back in in time to count 1, 2, 3
>Bray wins
>The Wyatt family are back together
>Finally has his Wresltmania moment
>Randy still comes out looking strong

>>2202267
>Deancuck is Fedoramen Stalker with the samefagging and the "ya" and "le seething"
Yeah thought so

>>2202267
Wat?

>>2202267
> trying this hard
> le seething
Cringeworthy

>>2202176
>>2202183
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>>2202229
finna caught yaself in a lie ya manlet ya seethin

>>2202278
Huh?

Can someone post a stream for the show?

>>2202317
wwe.network.com

>>2202317
Watchwrestling.

Dont listen to this shill >>2202329

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>>2202153
Orton wins the rumble
Owens retains

>>2202317
>>2202330
Have fun having the rumble winner popup in the dailymotion thumbnail or the last weeks talking smack uploaded as part two

>>2202329
The only Network I've subscribed to is your moms bath time

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>>2202384
That doesn't even make srnse

Got a tenner on Lesnar at 14/1
Just got a feeling Goldberg will face (and win) the strap at Fast Lane and we get the Universal titles first big mega match.

Personally I would love Bray or Joe to win it.

>>2202177
>Ellsworth
>Joe
>Dillinger
>Mysterio
>Kane
>Balor

And then two complete randoms. Steiner would be lovely. Would mark out.

>>2202435
Mysterio is signed to LU

cenawinslol

Final four will be

Goldberg
Undertaker
Lesnar
Wyatt

>>2202368
K, sperg.

BRAUN VS ROMAN WM MAIN EVENT
ONCE
IN
A
LIFETIME

When do the pre-show matches start?

>>2202153
Is it 5 hrs plus preshow or 5rs with the preshow?
I'm a britbong and I have work tomorrow.

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Triple H was at my workout gym this morning.
He has a huge huge huge tour bus.

He was dressed all in black and had weird shoes on.

>that's all I got.

>>2202442
His contract was only for 2 seasons, and they already finished filming. He hasn't re-signed yet, so he could show up in the rumble.

>>2202153
Anybody got a stream link for the full show?

>>2202153
I think miz has been preparing for this day all his career and they stripped him off his intercontinental championship so the miz.

I'm posting from my blackberry inside a costco in SA, confirmed Kurt Angle sighting picking up some asprin

>>2204200
blease respond

>>2202268
Wouldn't say no

>>2204257
Since rumble takes place in his hometown. no womns tonight

could imagine if Cena, Reigns and Orton all win tonight?

which thread is the official threaD?