Pls Love Ryder. Show Him Some Love.

finna clean yourself up

>>2197429
Who is finna. Is he like Mia ?

"Smarks" were literally the only reason Zack Daddy ever amounted to anything.

>>2197442
I thought he was loved by the marks. I am saying I wish he was like the Saturday Morning Cartoon version of omega. I wished he became more talented. He still has time to improve I hope.

>>2197444
>there are literally posters too underage to know Z!TLIS

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>>2197438
Yes, like Mia Boutaslapyou.

>>2197447
Wow. No really. Ryder is my guilty pleasure. He has a natural charisma which is very rare. Has the aura which Bayley has. But sadly his in ring skills are not so great. He and Miz Morrison were one of the pioneers of WWE pushing social media (tout tout tout)

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Is thie suppose to be read in rhythm with his theme?

>>2197525
Wow never thought about that.

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>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in