*your parents walk in*

>>2193787
You'll have no problems if you're 18+

>>2193787
Like they're any different.
Guess how you were born?

My mom made me stop watching wrestling back in the day because of Benoit.

I watched it np.

>and we thought you were gay, son

>>2193787
Literally watched this with my dad

My mum wouldn't let me watch the ECW strip poker episode

>>2193792
Well, besides the problem that you live with your parents over the age of 18.

>>2193936
>he was 18+ in 2006
Isn't it past your bedtime, grandpa?

Back in 2002 RAW didn't end until 11 west coast time so I had to watch it on mute so as for my parents not to hear the fans calling every heel an asshole and wrestlers screaming in pain as they bladed during hardcore matches.

>>2193964
those were the days. i remember staying up to watch jeff hardy have a ladder match with undertaker. was pretty cool

>dad watched it too

>>2193787
>tfw got caught fapping to this watching it live.

>>2193956
>2006 was 300 years ago

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>>2194582

mfw I was 18+ the day Edge was going to give Lita the D on live TV

>>2193787
My parents were in the room when HHH was literally raping a fake corpse on live tv. They told me to grow up and stop watching degenerate shit. In retrospect they were right....

this board should be 25+ only

>>2194587
hi grandpa

>>2193787
I don't know how Edge didn't get a boner. I would've gotten a massive boner if I was him filming that scene

>>2194615
Edge is legit gay

>whole family loves wrestling
>I watched this with my mom and older brothers
I miss the old days ;_;

>>2194626
Did you get boner?

>>2194615
>this mark

All wrestlers take an antiandrogen injection before performing in the ring to prevent unwanted boners.

>>2196428
bulllllllllshit

>>2196424
only cause of your mom jacking me off
lol

>we're so happy you're not gay, son

>Mom called Cena, Edge and Ryback all studs

Who did your mom & dad like?

>>2196454
oh fuck
will he ever recover

>>2196814
my sister only watches when snek is on

but not anymore now that he's more bulky

>>2196814
my dad only watched wrestling with me once, he thought it was mostly stupid but he kinda enjoyed some hardcore holly vs al snow (i think, def bobcore was involved) where bob slammed the guy's head into the truck, also enjoyed stone cold and how he drank beer since my dad is an alcoholic

my mom hates it

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my aunt legitimately walked in when this was happening. shit got awkward

>>2196836
My mom walked in when Based Bossman crashed Big Show's dad's funeral.

"Anon, what are you watching? This is terrible!"

My dumb slut mom got worked

>>2193787
I'd wonder wtf they are doing in my house
18+

>>2196814
my Dad liked Abdullah the Butcher, Big Show and Andre the Giant. Basically all the humongous side show freaks.

didn't edge really stick it in her while they were under the sheets doing that scene? or is that just rumor? wasn't her boob literally exposed?

>>2193787

>still not as over as deanchad

The state of edgetty

>>2196814
My mom's favorite wrestler was Barry Windham.

>>2196868
are you genuinely retarded?

>tfw my mom walked in on this, hot lesbian action, kane lighting JR on fire, and mae young giving birth to a hand

>>2196814
The only wrestler my mom can recognize is Hulk Hogan. She doesn't believe that Dwayne Johnson and The Rock are the same guy, for whatever reason.

My dad's favorite wrestlers are Ivan Putski and Dusty Rhodes. As well, lately he's taken to AJ Styles. He really hates New Day, who he calls "The Booty-O's"

My brother's favorite is Jimmy Wang Yang

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>>2198149
Dusty Rhodes is the official Dadcore wrestler. Both mine and my old friend's dad both loved the guy.

>>2196814
my mom called it all redneck bullshit

>>2196814
Mom liked
Eddie and batista
Sister
Likes roman

>>2196814
My dad liked Savage, Hogan and the Big Show

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>>2193787
>they edited out Lita's titty in my country

I could've REALLY used that as a lad

>>2197963
>Live sex
>Thinks no penetration happened
Are you the retard?

>>2198621
Is she exposed? I can't tell because it's too pixely.

>>2198653
Yes. Shame it wasn't in the day of HD

>>2198653
Yes her nipple comes out

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"Nice!"

Mom likes the New Day and John Scenario, Dad likes Stone Cold, Bret Hart, HH (for being a Grade A shitlord) Wyatt family, Triple H (he loves his voiceuhh), Kane, Big Show, Strowman, and for a throw back, Haystacks Calhoun.

>>2198839
Whoops.
Meant to quote this asshole.
>>2196814

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>mom walks in

>>2200968
Bless her porn lookalike

>>2196836
I was so young when this happened that when they said before airing it that "this is not suitable for younger audiences, if you're under 16 ask a parent before viewing" that i actually went and asked my dad to watch it and tell me if it was ok to see. He didn't say i couldn't but he looked at me like i was the biggest faggot in the world for watching this crap. I didn't see this clip until i turned like 20.

>>2196814
my grandma wanted to fuck shawn michaels, this was before the rock did the mummy movie.

>>2196814
My mother always used to say how much she wanted to fuck Randy Orton a couple of years before she divorced my dad.

>all these parents who made their kids stop watching because of "sexual situations" instead of them trying moves on their siblings

fucking fags

my dad thought hornswoggle was funny the one time we caught wrestling on tv together tho

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>dad walks in

>>2196814
My dad like John cena. My mom likes the new day and Apollo Creed

>>2201224
Ima need dat sauce mayn

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>>2196814
my mom liked batista, lesnar, sting, michaels and taker

*matt hardy walks in*

>>2202807
Tiffany Price

>>2193936
>Wanting to pay off some Jewish landlord's BMW for him.

>>2194615
He was already knocking the bottom out of it at that point, so it probably took a little more than that to get him to get hard.

>>2196814
Mom has always been a Shawn Michaels fan since he wrestled a lot at the Showboat and then later CM punk and john Morrison
Dad stopped watching after the attitude era and mom stopped a few years back just cause it was garbage

>>2193936
Living with your parents until you're married and are starting a family yourself is normal in my country.

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>"Son are you watching fake porn?"
>"Yes, and I don't know why"

The Ruthless Aggression Era was fucking stupid

>>2193787
edge has a small dick

>>2203025
>wanting your parents knocking on your door every time you start to fap