Which diva would be the most successful as a porn actress?

Paige

Alexa Bliss
>blonde
>tiny
>"bad girl" persona

>>2190287
The thing about Asuka is that she'd probably be more open to crazier porn than the others.

>>2190287
Bella twins

>>2190287
> asorca successful in porn
She would be doing ghetto gaggers til shes 50

Would still be more successful than her '''''wrestling'''''' ''''''''''career''''''''''' tho

>>2190401
> whoopsie!
Do you think fatgooka shits with her legs closed?

>>2190401
Worked hard

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>>2190401

>>2190401
BASED Trooth Bombz porn connoisseur
I completely agree

>>2190401
She's Japanese, of course she would. Ever been with a Jap girl? They'll do anything you want. They lick ass as a default...

>>2190438
BASED Trooth living in triphammer's "mind" rent free

>>2190466
I was with a Thai girl, very submissive.

>>2190477
'''Her dick was bigger than yours'''

>>2190466
Subhuman animals do subhuman animal shit
Newsflash

>>2190466
>Ever been with a Jap girl
You sure haven't

>>2190507
Top Kek I fucked her, no surprises down there

>>2190287
Asuka - bukkake
Naomi - interracial
Paige - facial abuse, general degradation
Alexa - jerk off instructions (I would pay for a good clip with countdown)
Emma - footjobs

>>2190477

Yeah Japanese girls are submissive in the sack, or aggressive whatever you want.

On the street outside the sheets they're not though. They're high end bitches in public. I heard Korean girls are even more nutty.

>>2190520

I dated one for 3 years. And no, I'm not bragging.

>>2190571
Did she swallow? I'm looking for a girl letting me cum in her mouth on the regular

>>2190507
>Subhuman animals do subhuman animal shit
>Newsflash

Licking ass is subhuman? What up virgin. You should shoot for "Subhuman" because you couldn't even fuck a waste white girl.

>>2190578
>Did she swallow?

Of course. Like I said, anything you want. No shit, blowjob every morning she called it her "morning protein."

In the shower with me every morning washing me as I drank coffee. Would say "banzai" so I'd raise my arms and she could scrub my arm pits. Massages any time you wanted.

Jap girls are great for sex and sexual shit since Shintoism started as a sex cult and they're no conservative with sex at all. But they're crazy trendy and on point with that shit.

>>2190594
Amazing dude
Living the dream

>>2190580
A girl licking your arsehole is subhuman. There is nothing wrong with me doing it to her tho

>>2190594
> No shit, blowjob every morning she called it her "morning protein."

Bullfuckingshit. Post nudes of her now
> inb4 i-i havent got any

>>2190648
>a brilliant display of severe sexual frustration
At least pretend not to be so jealous, kid

>>2190686
Im not sexually frustrated at all, i just have trouble believing your utter horseshit

Post her now

>>2190705
As if you would ever share your gf (if you had one) on this shit hole. Thanks, no thanks

>>2190628
Yeah well it turned into a nightmare in the end.

>>2190705

LOL that anybody that actually fucks would post pics here. Even asking is like a giant VIRGIN sign over your head.

>>2190713
> backtracking this hard
Kek you arent with her anymore, youve already said this earlier ITT
Go tell your fantasies to /b/ mate

>>2190724
> No shit, blowjob every morning she called it her "morning protein."
You honestly believe this shit?

Protip virgin, real life isnt like whats in your head

>>2190736
ya seething lil guy

>>2190736
Based Bretchad exposing virgins yet again

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speak up pipsqueak, can't hear ya

>>2190736
You've never had a girlfriend have you?

I bet you think a normal sex life is the shit you watch in porn.

>>2190561
>Alexa - jerk off instructions

I need this now

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>two and a half hours and pic related isn't mentioned

These kids now a days...

>>2190810
Uninspiring

>>2190810
man her shitty tit job really turns me on. i love it when they look unnatural

>>2190810
She is literally her boobs. Why didn't she spend more on them? My colleague got much better and she doesn't need them but to take care of her insecurities

>>2190802
> projecting and n-no u!
Kek pathetic as fuck

Tell us some more of your r9k fanfic bruv

>>2190932
shut it now dwarf

>>2190932
You will never get 1% of the sexual satisfaction you might have with a Japanese girl. Have fun stroking, kid!

>>2190287

I thought Auska already did porn

>>2190944
Soft porn. I want to watch her being fucked hard, to hear her scream in pain mixed to pleasure, to see her lifeless empty eyes while she slowly loses her mind. I want to savour every moment and cum when she passes out

>>2190941
Post more fanfic m8

About humans this time not subhuman sliteyes

>>2191111
I'm not gonna let you jerk off on my Sex life dude

>>2191117
> my sex life
> No shit, blowjob every morning she called it her "morning protein."


Kekekek do you honestly think anyone believes you lad? Post her now

>>2191139
It's not gonna work dude

>>2191139
And stop embarrassing yourself, if you weren't a virgin you would know people say crazy shit when having sex

>>2190287
Alexa Blisss

>>2191145
Based anon restoring the discussion topic

Becky did softcore porn, she failed at that too and went back to pro wrestling

>>2191141
>>2191144
liar liar pants on fire

>>2191153
Good stuff? Worth a load?

>>2191141
>>2191141
> so touched he replies twice in a row
Lmao

> And stop embarrassing yourself, if you weren't a virgin you would know people say crazy shit when having sex
And what the fuck does that have to do with you pretending to have some ugly chink chick suck your dick and swallow literally every morning?
How long was you with her, 2 days?
Please explain your bullshit to me because you are just confusing yourself even more now

> inb4 v-virgin!
Just another reason why you sound like a 13 year old fantasist from r9k

>>2191156
It's literally even tamer gravure with nothing close to nudity. Anon is a retard

>>2191156
Obviously not

Go watch planet of the apes if you want to jerk off to Asorca porn

>>2191159
3 years. And yes she swallowed every morning to supplement proteins, believe or not I don't care.

>>2191165
I asked about Becky you dumbfuck.

I worked myself into a big load and I don't know what to shoot for

>>2191183
Oh
Go watch IT the clown then

>>2191178
> got his load swallowed every single morning for 3 years
Uh uh
Tell us more of your made up fantasies m8

>>2191192
I feel pity for you who cannot CONCEIVE the idea of receiving a blowjob.

Fucking sad!

>>2191200
> every single morning for 3 years
El em ay oh

> you will never be this pathetic to lie to other anons on an anonymous image board

>>2191153
Got any sauce for this

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>>2190418
>brie is always stuck masturbating because the guy only wants to fuck thicci and motorboat those inflated funbags

>>2191204
You are such a pathetic loser you cannot imagine having a healthy and prolific sex life.

>>2191218
> 3 hours later
> he is still here pretending he had some chick swallow his load every single morning for 3 years
And you call others pathetic losers?
Hmmm

>>2191225
Yes and it felt amazing.
Every. Single. Morning.

>>2191226
>Goes from daily blowjobs to being on /asp/ 24/7
How did you fall so fucking far in life?

>>2191230
It didn't end well I told you

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>>2191226
> No shit, blowjob every morning she called it her "morning protein."

> Yes and it felt amazing.
> Every. Single. Morning

What do people gain from lying on 4chan?

>>2191234
Tell us more

>>2191247
And yet again another pathetic loser who can't accept people better than him have sex regularly

It's just sex, dudes

>>2191249
I cheated on her, I told her feeling guilty, she left, I got depressed. Ended up in this shithole.

I moved on with my life back on track but I'm still here

>>2191252
Ive had plenty of blowies, i dont have to make up unbelievable lies to justify myself to anons
Why are you pretending you got a daily blowjob every single morning for 3 years? Next time make your lies believable, then you wont get laughed out of the thread

>>2191258
> gets his cock drained every morning
> still cheats

Not gonna lie, something smells fishy about your story anon. Was it a real girl or a cartoon character in your head?
I dont believe you and neither does anyone else on this board. Post her nudes to prove shes real

If '''''she''''' is real then '''''she'''''' is obviously a freak, you must have gigabytes of her

>>2191274
She had to take a break due to some health issues. You can understand it was tough

>>2191274
And she didn't want to get filmed, I only have nudes of her while sleeping

>>2191282
>>2191286
Weak bait

>>2191282
> more backpedalling

>>2191286
Post them

>>2191296
I had to delete everything. I couldn't move on after she left, I kept going back to those pictures.

Best decision of my life

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>>2191311
> i-ive only got nudes of her asleep
> i-i deleted them tho lol
Confirmed bullshitting cunt, thats the third time youve been caught out ITT
Goodbye faggot enjoy your lies

> I got a blowjob every single morning for 3 years i-i swear

Fucking fraggle

>>2191330
And even today your self defense mechanism to avoid putting effort into personal improvement worked perfectly! You rationalized your inferiority convincing yourself I'm lying, excellently executed :) enjoy your pathetic life dude

And all of this because you were triggered by the fact she liked proteins in her morning diet

>>2191338
Nope, i rationalised it from the fact you got caught out by your own lies at least 3 times in this very thread and you backpedal hard as fuck every single opportunity
Add this to the fact that it is very, very hard to believe some chick sucked your dick every single morning for 3 years and it isnt hard to tell at all at all

Enjoy posting fantasies to make your sad little life seem a bit more bearable by all means m8, just dont get upset and start angrily projecting that everyine is a virgin when you get called out on your obvious bullshit ;)

Bretman are you still blowing out Asukafags

>>2191355
All night long breh

He wont give up his lies

>>2191369
His girlfriend was probably that redheaded cartoon chick that was posted at you a few days back kekekeke

>>2191377
He had to give her up because the papercuts were getting too much


What were you saying about randyfag the other day? Where is the queer little brummie?

>>2191397
Randyfag is still here but he's lurking and he occasionally posts as Zaynfag

>>2191214
I was thinking about them giving a new meaning to twin magic, but this sounds bretty gud too.

>>2191411
You know what i thought that was him defending zayn, i remember him loving him and recognised his style.
You gotta understand hes from birmingham, the muzzies have the whole city cucked bad

>>2191420
Randyfag often posts in here
https://discord.gg/Rsd3Q

>>2190401
https://discord.gg/Rsd3Q

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>>2191413

>the birth of female cuck porn

what shall we name it?

>>2191427
Im not joining that faggot group
If it was /wwe/ OGs only and i might

>>2191441
It's pretty much /wwe/ OGs

Randyfag wanted me to tell you that he's in there right now waiting for you

>>2191446
Tell Jordan he is a brummie shelf stacker at poundland and i might join tomorrow

>>2191456
>Tell Jordan he is a brummie shelf stacker at poundland and i might join tomorrow
I did just that

And Randyfag would like me to tell you this on his behalf:
"he's an Essex fuccboi but his girl is admittedly thicc

>>2191460
Based randybro, she is the thiccest

Send me the pisscord link tomorrow pham and il jump in
Peace

>>2190718
What? Did she turn into a Godzilla?

>>2190736
BretCHAD devastating the virgins and their cummy otaku-pillow waifus yet again.

>>2190561
>Alexa - jerk off instructions (I would pay for a good clip with countdown)
Holy fucking YUM

>>2191252
>>2191260
Holy fuck can you two just kill yourselves already?

>>2190820
Same. Biggest fetish.

That feel when my gf has big naturals, never to get big fakies. :*(

>>2190810
Why do you think she would be good in porn? Just because she's plastic?

She's boring as shit, zero personality, not even sure she's a living human.

>>2193481
>Implying you have a gf

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Is there anything more sad than this?

>>2194914
Your life

>>2194920
Astounding!

>>2194923
thanks you fucking faggot i searched for that post in the archive and now im going to jail

>>2194914
> hes not part of the discord group
Your tears nourish me

>>2194931
How to join?

>>2194932
Dont be deancuck would be a good start. No deancucancer allowed
Are you him?

>>2194933
No

My favorite wrestler is the undercarder

>>2194935
Il get someone to post an invite

>>2194930
Be honest, it was worth it

>>2190418
THIS ! plus Eva Marie

All these bitches just need a look to see that she loves suck cocks

>>2194920

HOLY FUCKING YUM

>>2194932
That group is created and has 10+ of deancuc accounts in there

Protip: don't join any kik or discord group here. Just figure out and join where the rest of /asp/ went

>>2191437
It already exists. It's called cuckquean

>>2195059
If bretchad is there I doubt carter would dare enter

Dana, Nikki, and Maryse all have porn looks. Honestly think the best would be Nikki.

>>2190287
perceived sex?

>>2195859
Whether for any reason you believe she is a sex goddess

>>2195859
Nice digits

>>2195058
jesus this