>>2188116
First for AJ
>i'll kill you, jerry, you old son of a bitch
jesus, ziggler, calm down a bit
>>2187734
First for rato
>>2188116
stop dabbing faggot
MEXICO BTFO!
when they gonna get justice?
RIP Kalisto
HEEL CENA FOR WRESTLEMANIA
>>2188139
hello alexa
i wish based talking sin cara killing nigga backstage cam with kallisto.....shit that was a quick match why?
:D
Happy Negro to the rescue!
ZIGGLEEEEEEEERRRRR
Calisto about to get deported
DOLPH "THE PURIFIER" ZIGGLER WINS
>>2188151
fuck off to /pol/ already
this is wrestling
Crews and Ziggler could have a really good match if given enough time
smack does it again!
I was marking out for JBL attacking Ziggler rip
>>2188167
Kys lefty subhuman
BLACKED
>NAOMI
HOLY
F**KING
YUM
Where the fuck was Naomi these past weeks?
I wanna see JBL take Zigglers head off with a Lariet
>>2188151
>liberalism
>left
>Naomi
I feel like I haven't seen her in ages
:DDDD
BROS
WE ARE GETTING A NAOMI ENTRANCE TONIGHT
THIS SMACK HAS IT ALL
JBL turning face?
>>2188167
>he thinks wwe is still somehow separated from politics
kek
>>2188178
>Wendy
Better than Tambretty
>>2188170
Needs to be applied to the Bray Wyatt sister Abigail on Harper
>>2188151
>caring about political ideology
>in wrestling
for what purpose you obsessed cuck
>>2188151
maybe this scene is more suited for you darling
>>2188169
would watch
>>2188189
GOAT taste there brohammer
>>2188171
>Ziggler gets Clothesline from Hell'd
I'd have cum buckets
been drinking a lot of beers tonight and really needed a piss break thank you based booker man
#Imwithher
Where my /SmackBrahs/@?
does John Wick has another dog?
>>2188186
Inb3 Jobber entrance
>>2188151
Leave the politics in /pol/
Anyone know if John Wick is on Netflix. I heard it was great.
>>2188167
>CEO's wife in Presidents cabinet
>President literally in HOF
Wrestling is politics
>Naomi will never sit on your face
>Natty will never bronco bust you
>>2188205
#womensmarch
>that fucking kid dabbing
>>2188207
it is
>White trash
>>2188203
He took the pitbull from the vet from the first movie that was slated to be euthanized
>>2188203
He took one from the dog pound at the end of 1.
>That little kid dabbing
He's a Pepe Guy.
>>2188207
civil war is so i imagine eventually.
>>2188151
I've never liked Cena. He just comes off as a nerd to me.
BASED BIG BUTT NAY NAY
God her entrance is so fucking cringey. Just, why?
what a nice entrance
please twerk again naomi
Naomi was gone?
Do you think John Wick could beat John Cena?
>>2188116
Between Naomi and Cedric's entrance, I just know Vince is still the mastermind behind the scenes
what's naomi's gimmick? I forgot, I haven't seen her in forever
I hate naomi and her gimmick, i hope becketty a naomi goes to RAM, so we can get bayley's ass and charlotte's theme song
I really wish Naomi wasn't a nigger
>>2188223
I kind of like it 2bh.
SO MUCH THICCNESS IN THIS MATCH
>>2188223
>not liking based rave negress
>>2188228
I think you meant Rich Swann and not Cedric.
>>2188229
Dancing black girl
Just like all the other black superstars
Naomi's Entrance.
>>2188229
Ever since she went face it's all about "feeling the glow" man
Of all the godawful "woman wrestler" gimmicks, Naomi must have the worst one. It's just "Nigger rave slut"
lol the camera shaking is too much sometimes
>>2188212
Fuck you shit skin, go head first into an incinerator and join your ancestors
>>2188229
Discount Scotty2Hotty
based milf natty
>Naomi will never be the mother of your children
BASED EVA BETTER RETURN
>inb4 Eva Marie
HERE COMES EVA
>>2188237
>NATALYA GETTING ABSOLUTE CRICKETS
AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH
NAOMI!!!
>>2188192
IT'S TIME
>>2188227
Easily.
>>2188244
thank god
Land on this dick Naomi.
Eva i bet
>>2188223
Cause cheerleader?
>>2188153
Why do u use those random letters and signs after your name?
>ywn feel the glow
Why live?
>>2188245
THIS I WANT EVA ON MY TV
Bless Nicki for saving us from having to watch "womens wrestling".
"Womens wrestling" is the reason I generally don't watch this shitshow live. Live I can't skip this bullshit..
>TWO BACKSTAGE BRAWLS IN 1 HOUR
WE /ATTITUDE/ NOW!
>>2188241
what are you talking about Suresh?
PLEASE
BASED
>Ass versus ass match?
aww
I didn't realize that was Bliss's theme and thought Emma jumped brands
thought it was gonna be asuka tbf
I was expecting McJames, but this is fine
Based Alexa
>Naomi on the mic
B L I S S
L
I
S
S
>>2188235
Wait which one is the CW champ who walks down the ramp pointing to his dick and dancing?
> feel the glow
WHY CANT I HANDLE ALL THIS ASS
CALL HER A NIGGER
PLEASE BLISS I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOURE A FILTHY KIKE
Guys where's the long hair guy? I didint see hi in a while.
>>2188258
Cause it implies I am the FACE of this place
>>2188272
It hurts
>>2188278
I miss him to be honest
god alexa bliss is so fuckin T H I C C
>Ass on a pole match
Mickey?
what was the point of all this?
>>2188279
*FACe
>>2188279
more like FACe
>>2188287
Filler.
>"LITERALLY WHO?"
NAOMI ABSOLUTELY BERRIED
Two Bliss segments?
Show of the year
NAOMI PUSH?
>>2188287
filling time
>>2188276
>possible challengers for Alexa Bliss
>Nikki with dat ass
>Naomi with dat better ass
>Alexa has a nice ass as well
I'm noticing a theme here
What was the fucking point of that?
Por little white girl vs BIG powerful dominant nigress
>>2188282
>This
>THICC
Jesus fuck, /b/ has ruined the definition of nearly all the words.
That bliss wink hnnnngggggggg
Big Bantz with a Big Ass Bliss
>say hi to obscurity for me
NEON NIGGER BTFO!!
>>2188287
We get to see that bliss ass
>>2188252
it's kind of different from other "one man army" movies, but its good
>>2188287
This is how wrestling shows set up angles anon
SD is two hours and feels like one
RAM is three hours and feels like five
>>2188274
Rich Swann. Don't worry, it's easy to mix them up.
>ywn see a kiss my ass match between Bliss and Naomi
They gonna do becky vs mickie and alexa vs naomi
Please don't give Naomi a push. There's a reason meme competitors almost never become champs
>>2188295
>Nikki
>ass
literally all thight
>>2188279
More like the trannie that runs the carnie :)
Sounded like Naomi was close to tears
is that how she normally speaks?
Why the fuck is cena allowed to say the shit he does. An anon posted awhile ago saying cena gets to say whatever he wants in promos, basically shooting on them and they can't say anything back without getting in trouble, and I didn't believe them until he said buried and how the life just left Aj's eyes
>>2188301
What does obscurity mean?
>>2188287
Set up a tag match between Naomi and Becky vs Bliss and Mickie.
>>2188306
I got worked for 30 seconds there
I really thought she would return and get squashed before getting fired
>>2188279
More like facade
Smackdown? More Like Smackd Ass
>that Alexa wink
I need a webm, friends....for science reasons
>>2188303
Thanks gonna watch it later. I don't like Keanu but I will give it a chance.
I wish we had a match instead of a promo but damn that was actually a good promo.
I can't believe I'm actually hyping for diva fights. Christ RAW is so shit.
>30 minutes left
noooooooo
>>2188315
your current state of existence
Naomi seriously top 3 entrance right now.
>>2188326
B T F O
T
F
O
>>2188314
Because he is John Fucking Cena
>>2188314
Probably because Vince knows he's the only draw left and will let him do whatever he wants so that he doesn't go full time acting/guest appearing in other shit.
>>2188303
I saw the equalizer in the theater when it came out and john wick the next week and both of them were great revenge films in thier own right.
>watching Smackdown
>this theme hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gltPlIySSM
HOW HARD DO YOU MARK
>>2188314
Cena sold his soul and dignity to Vince a long time ago
Naomi coming back just 2 job while becky feuds with james,alexa"mega push"bliss digging the buried deeper graves
>>2188326
Wikirekt
>>2188314
AJ is gonna go over clean at RR and show that Cena is all mouth. Don't worry anon.
>>2188308
>>2188287
This past week there's been around 6 segments like this that have literally no purpose and make everybody look bad.
>strowman and beegs- strowman awkwardly leaves
>Nia snacks and botcha -botcha no sells a broken leg and beats her down
>the crusier memes when nevil walked all the way down the ramp just to puss out last second
>nikki james segment
>this one
Whose writing this shit?
>>2188325
It goes by so fast. It's the funnest 2 hours on prime time TV, whereas watching RAM nonstop is like something out of a Danganronpa execution
>>2188328
DELETE THIS HOESKI
>>2188287
The BASED ENTRANCE OF BLISS
Alexa's mannerisms are hilarious remind me a lot of how Shawn Michaels and HHH used to be with interacting with others, she should have a big future she's very intelligent with her interactions on the spot.
>>2188308
I am lowkey seething rn
>>2188315
Assuming your ESL, in this case unheard of. She is calling Naomi a nobody.
>Destiny II
>Alberto working bingo halls
>>2188334
who
>>2188308
book it vince
>House show in my area next month
Might go just to take meme pictures of Rollins/Owens/etc. with zero seats filled behind them
>>2188334
>watching Smackdown
>Cena giving a promo
>this theme hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch2QBsXeppU
HOW HARD DO YOU MARK
>>2188313
She complained they sent her 2 total divas when she likes being in the ring,then they turned her into a jobber,i think she was legitimately crying
>>2188344
yeah she's pretty entertaining and talented when she doesn't have to wrestle
>>2188340
It's setting up a tag match you dumb fuck.
dean wears the title as a champion should
i approve
>>2188241
SEETHING
>yfw miz takes back the belt
>>2188346
Oh ok
Thanks you anon
I'm black and from the Bronx so you know
Miz reclaiming his title will make this the best episode of wrestling television in history
>>2188308
>it was cena that stole ajs xbox and yen
>>2188244
Hurts desu.senpai
>break Miz's nose
Will Miz be bringing back the faceguard to protect his moneymaker?
whos /a-list/
>>2188334
>that shit version of his theme
First time watching Smackdown in 3 years, its garbage as fuck. How is this entertaining to you fags..
>Miz on my TV
Yup time to change the channel
Miz reclaiming his title will make this the best episode of wrestling television in history
How can smackdownies even compete with this?
KEK
>>2188358
>>2188362
I'd believe it desu senpai.
>Alternative fact
Mauro BTFOing Drumpf
I CAME TO PLAY
BASED MIZ
>>2188369
name this stable
Anyone happens to know how many trucks it takes WWE to bring their set around?
>>2188359
Read some books my man. Best way to increase vocabulary.
>>2188338
Please don't get my hopes up
>>2188308
am i gay for liking that coat thingy The Miz has?
>biggest most successful movie star in WWE
what?
>MARYSE
Do you think she's gotta oil up her legs just to fit into those pants?
>>2188367
Miz in his his greatest form right now
Smackdown promos are fucking good. They're succint, but hype. They don't drone on, and make the audience pray for a Braun run in
>>2188367 Found a really cute picture of you senpai
>>2188369
>3draws.jpg
>'Carder
KEK
If Dean Ambrose wins, Dubs
If The Miz wins, Trips
>>2188369
Have sex
Who here /miz/
Casual reminder he is objectively the GOAT
>>2188369
>2 minutes of entertainment in a 3 hour kids show
>vs 2 hours of entertainment on a patrician show
gee, I don't know
ITS OVER FOR RAW
>>2188369
>literal "old day rocks!"
>>2188375
zero dimes
>>2188369
>Three part-timers
>Two old men and a roid-monkey
>Three men who stopped trying ages ago
>Three men with literally 3 moves apiece
What are you implying?
>>2188378
I'm not even memeing anon. If that doesn't happen then I'm gonna be depressed as fuck.
>>2188375
The Part Timers.
who /a-list/ here
>>2188388
You motherfucker!
>>2188354
Did you say, Tag Match?
>>2188377
Oh iight
Good looking out famz
>>2188369
These guys were really something 15 years ago.
>>2188388
Gay
BASED GAY COPPERS
>>2188388
WTF. There is only 20 minutes left? Why does Smack make time fly lads?
>>2188358
at least we get to see our guys twice in one episode
dead and corbin should shave their heads together and form a tag team revolving around a baldness gimmick
>>2188388
checked for based ambrose retaining
who were those huge lads walking down behind Corbin and before breezango
This match is going to devolve into chaos
Then someone like Taker is gonna show up to clear the ring
Baron should just beat both of them up 2bh
>>2188388
Nice.
>>2188387
The third draw is a guy in the crowd I think or something, it can't be Dimesaway
>>2188381
HE WAS IN THE MARINE!!
>Snore Wolf
>Boring Snorebin
>Balding fucking cuck
>>2188369
Rape,kill,marry
>>2188388
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2188410
Straight edge society?
>>2188388
>>2188410
i meant dean but "dead" works too
>>2188399
nice numbers
>inb4 the match will end when the Lumberjacks inevitably start brawling and Dean retains because of shenanigans
Do you think Dean buys a new wife beater for every match or does he just were the same one all the time?
Calling Mojo heel turn on Talking Smack
>>2188391
He isn't here anon he's wrestling in toledo
Just bring her to sd
>>2188376
10-12 production trucks depending on the length of travel per leg
>>2188419
Mania main event where someone tries to rape Bork Lazer.
1000000000 Dimes drawn
>>2188427
The real question is whether Dean beat Renee?
>>2188410
has there been a skinhead neonazi gimmick?
How is Sonic? Can you get it anywhere in Jesusland? If I ever go insane and go there the commercials have convinced me that they are a lot of fun and deserve a few dollars.
>>2188431
and dana
>>2188423
HOW THE FUCK
>>2188427
What made you think of this?
>>2188388
>>2188431
My dick can barely handle the current smack women
>>2188435
The Club.
>>2188369
The Three Amigoes the Ratings
>>2188427
he only wears designer wife beaters that cost 20 bucks each
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFPbAd_RMA
>>2188413
Yep, we didn't have the traditional pre-rumble clusterfuck to end the show last night, so it'll happen tonight.
>>2188436
Subpar at best
>>2188435
The club
>>2188429
>next big face
>turn heel on a meme show after the CW's
sure thing smarky
>>2188437
nice pit
>>2188434
Renee is into the beating
>>2188435
was my gimmick in my indy fed in the late 90s
was over as fuck
>>2188437
Looks like a man to me, but to each their own anon
>>2188436
I live in New Mexico and can tell you Navajo love Sonic. They call it 'The Sonics'.
It is actually gross but 1/2 price shakes in the summer is cheap treats.
>Royal Rumble
>3 Womens matches
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2188436
I've only been there once. Its was decent
>JBL going nuts on Daniel
lol
>midcard consists of tag teams and Apollo Crews
SWEET CAROLINE
Am I the only one who really enjoys Breezango's fashion police gimmick? I wish they'd go over
>>2188453
They're just a good pairing
>Founding member of the Shield
Uh, that's the only kind of member
>Lumberjack Match
How isn't this a recipe for DQs? Half of those guys have beef with one or the other.
WE GON BLOW UR MIND!
What the fuck was that Otunga
I missed the first 30 minutes of SD. Are they doing anything with the tag titles? Who are the American Betas feuding with?
TROGLODYTES
Holy shit we haven't seen /uce/ in a while. Where they been?
>>2188437
Sami Zayn should start competing on Smackdown under a mask like the one he wore when he was feuding with Bo back in NXT
>>2188436
Sonic is shit. My town used to have one and it went out of business because the food is shit. Their milkshakes and such were alright though.
STOP WITH THE POP CULTURE REFERENCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
based deano
>>2188473
Pretty sure one of them is hurt
>>2188419
Rape brock so I could tell everyone I did
Marry the Undertaker
Kill goldberg
why are there two male strippers
>>2188464
They are legitimately funny and pretty decent in the ring. So no, they will never be allowed to get over, there has to be room for more ellsworth gags
>>2188475
>Zayn stays on RAM
>El Generico starts showing up on Smackdown
>Noone figures out they are the same guy
>Ends up with two titles
>Eventually has to face himself on a shared PPV and this exposes the ruse
BOOK IT
>>2188464
everybody loves them
>>2188483
Because two are better than one.
Miz reclaiming his title will make this the best episode of wrestling television in history
>>2188477
The footlong chili cheese coneys are bretty good.
But yeah, the happy hour drinks are the only real reason to go there.
>>2188483
Shawn Michaels fan club
>Everybody hates Miz
Did American CAWs even have a match tonight? Do they even have a match at RR?
>Swaggie nowhere to be seen
>>2188483
Hot cops are there to teach a lesson
>>2188469
Kek
>>2188484
Watching the WWE is suffering
>>2188486
if the walking dead and Jojo had a baby
ANOTHER AD BREAK?
>tfw you're a brainwashed swamp zombie but you still have time to star in major motion pictures
The Wyatts should be out there leaning against the barricade and not participating like they did when Roman went over the entire roster
That was based
any canadians have the WWE network? i only want it for 90s attitude-era raw episodes, but wikipedia says:
>The subscription also includes access to a video on demand library with a limited number of offerings, accessible via cable set-top box (somewhat similar to the former WWE Classics on Demand package), but does not currently provide access to the Internet-based on-demand library.
>>2188483
BASED male strippers you mean
>>2188489
Yeah I used to get their big ass slushies during half price and then pour a shit ton of vodka in them after work
THESE LUMBERJACKS ARE BIASED AS SHIT ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>2188456
Nat,alexa and james are winning it,i also think some NXT call-up might pop there,they need more women and also bliss gotta beat some people on her own for the inevitable alexa/becky wrestlemania pre-show match
This show is legitimately terrible
>>2188501
I do
Its kind of bad but its free for me I just use it for PPVs and 205 live. I wouldn't pay for it
>>2188505
Back to work JBL
>>2188500
I was just thinking about this as well, hard to believe that was over a year ago.
>>2188508
>>2188508
Go back to RAM gamethreads, which, by the way. had 4 last night for a 3 hour show, whereas we're at the bump limit for the fourth one on a 2 hour show
>>2188511
does it have the old episodes on demand?
i have no interest in holey foley or any of that other stuff
>>2188456
>horse vs cow
>womens match
Even if it was it's preshow.
>>2188508
Rawtist detected
lol wackyline BTFO
Meme clothesline BTFO
>>2188515
I want to fuck that Jigglypuff.
>>2188517
catalog is limited
I thought that Assention guy was Ryback
>Based Corbin telling the American manlets to back off
>>2188526
i was afraid of that
thanks
>Heel usos
lmfao
AMBROSEWINSLOL
What a shit way to end smackdown, i hate vince
>>2188501
attitude era was in the 90s everyone knows this already.
18+
>>2188314
>he said buried
It's a callback to AJ saying that, you stupid idiot.