Last /smack/ before the rumble
Get in here lads
First for my Dean
HarpGOAT pls go over
>>2186771
based
>>2186769
The show isn't for another 2 hours,you fuck
>>2186771
This is the year Deano finally gets his push
>>2186794
why are you seething?
>Why no sir, I am not a fan of "The Snek" Randy Orton
We already one after that shit RAW last night
A+ SHOW
First for my Bliss
>>2186855
>ram
>>2186885
muh fuggin dick
>>2186855
>My
Are you sure about that?
>>2186887
>>2186890
This is Murphy, AMA
>>2186855
I WANNA CUM ON HER TUMMY
>>2186894
>wanting the pure virgin Bliss to get blacked
kys my man
>>2186897
How is it possible for someone to be Marty Jannetty's Jannetty
smug eva reporting in
>He's a cuckfag
>>2186779
>mfw HarpGOAT is gonna go for the discus and catch an RKO
>>2186894
fuck off with the cuck shit to pol or b
i know it's early and the show hasn't started yet, but fuck it. get in here, lads, we won again
>>2186916
Me on the right
>>2186916
>>2186916
Feels good.
>>2186916
true across the board on this m8
>ram
>>2186925
>that Bliss ass
hnggg
>>2186916
we made it
Maybe based Roman will make an appernce
>>2186925
>Wanting Becky to represent your show while having Reigns as a negative
>NXMeme not being a negative on RAM's side
>>>r/squaredwew
>>2186897
Why did you marry a woman that looks like a teenage girl?
>>2186803
Why are you so unoriginal?
Dead crowd.
>>2186916
>SmackDown will never have an awesome staredown between three of the most epic legends
Why even live?
>>2186949
>oldberg
>soon-to-be dead man
Only one I'll give you is bork but we have Cena.
>>2186949
>Your average RAM fan is a neckbeard or a Delta male that looks dead inside
The only thing good on that shitpile is the big dog and nev
>>2186949
>Mark Dimesaway
>legend
>>2186950
Oh and we actually do have soon-to-be dead man but you can keep him.
>>2186931
Better than having the horse represent the brand. Bliss would have been alright also. Roman is a good wrestler, but until creative get their shit together and make him likeable and book him right he'll always be a negative.
>>2186960
If Roman were on Smackdown he'd be god-tier
>>2186960
Is that Bo Dallas? He was arrested? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2186971
caused problems on a flight cause he was drunk as fuck
>only highlight of my week
>another 50 minutes away
suffering
>>2186974
Watching the video now. I actually felt a bit bad for a moment there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=067TzzhZpnw
>he's a big WWE guy
>bo dallas
>a big guy
>>2186963
Maybe so if the trend of Smackdown writing making everyone great is applicable on Roman. Although if Roman goes, Vince's influence goes so there is a problem there.
>>2186980
whats carmella gotta do to be included
she's been alright for a month or so now
>>2186985
Based Big Moondance Mella working the obese Rawtists
Did Jack Swagger die or something?
>>2186991
after cutting that promo he should have killed himself
>>2186980
>ellsworth and dean as positives
Now I'm a smack fag but come on man.
Smack or the Flash lads
>>2186994
>he's not interested in where ellsworth carmella angle is going
>he doesn't think crazy uncle deano is a fine IC champ
get lost rawtist
>>2186949
Reminder that Undercarder was on smackdown and we cut him before he could ever make a 2nd appearance.
Thank you based Shane. LOL at Raw for putting /smacks/ scraps in their main event scene.
>>2187000
>tfw Based Breezango will never get what they deserve
>>2186997
>missing the go home episode of Smackdown for the Flush
>WWE Draft 02
>Smackdown gets Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, the tag team champions, Edge
>RAM gets The 'Carder, the watered down nWo, Kane, RVWeed, Redditcho, Booker T
>>2186997
>watching the flash
Who /AA/ here?
>>2187031
I'm indeed hitting the bottle tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKFBZUTlVk
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>2187037
>carmella did this for months
>now nattie
nikki is never safe
>>2186949
>Oldberg
>epic legends
>>2186949
>Rawtists get undercarder after we dump him from our show after just one appearance
>think it's """awesome""" and that he's an """epic legend"""
I can't contain all these keks
>>2187037
>throws the first punch
>gets her ass handed to her
And Natalya is supposed to be the heel here?
I love that others on this board see Bliss and Big Mic Mella are the absolute hottest. Keep posting shots of them plz
I hope I get some (you)s tonight I missed last week so I'm running low
>>2187071
I've got a solid Bliss folder
Need more for my Carmella folder if anyone can help
>>2187073
1 (You) coming up
>>2187031
Not the crowds, if their lack of reactions are anything to go by..
>>2187052
You wasted 4 weeks on THIS. WWE idiocy isn't contained to raw
Why hasn't Carter been doxxed yet?
Why haven't smarkbusters been doxxed yet? They're Jew supporters!
>>2187078
Based Big Dimes Ellsworth working the rawtists KEK
>>2187084
>>2187083
>SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON
You're the kind of person who would make Invader ZIM AMV's set to WWE PPV themes
>>2187087
>You're the kind of person who would make Invader ZIM AMV's set to WWE PPV themes
Why the hell would you think of that?
Who /comfy/ here?
Got my Buffalo Wild Wings and Smackdown
>>2187085
>MSPaint comics
Please return to this site once you are 18 little guy
I SPIT IN THE FACE
Is this Miz and Daniel Bryan """""""feud"""""""" ever going to amount to anything?
/asp/ def gets a lot better when you filter a lot of these tripfags
Starts off with Based Miz
>>2187089
Because I am a clever Triphammer
>Open with Big Bantz Mike again
We already won!
>Starting off with Big Bantz Bryan and Big Money Miz
One minute in and RAM has already been killed
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
BIG MOVIE MIZ KICKING OFF SMACK
Daniel Bryan confirming Carlito winning the rumble
>>2187087
Sailor Moon is GOAT anime, why isn't there a sailor senshi gimmick yet?
>>2186799
gay
>Rawtists on suicide watch not even a minute in
>Miz and Bryan segment
BASED
Been a while since I've seen a lumberjack match
lumberjack match
>>2187101
Right here, broski
LUMBERJACK MATCH??
Ram is dead
BASED AS FUCK
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE HAD A LJ MATCH?
>Big Movie Mike implying he's the only draw therefore paying everyone's salary
B A S E D
>A FUCKING LUMBER MATCH
>>2187096
You mind screencapping your list so I can copy it? I only have a few
>Lumberjack
Nice
>>2187104
Not to sound Carter-ish but I'd slime Jupiter and Mercury
DAMN ANOTHER WEEKLY WIN LADS IM GETTING TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING
Miz is such a great heel. That laugh was pretty amusing.
LUMBERJACK MATCH!
THE ABSOLUTE - FUCKING - STATE - OF RAW
>>2187101
Aca estoy
>>2187101
Aca papi disfrutando del show A
made it to the watch "The Brand"
Who /tom/ here
>>2187114
SD always shaking things up, I love it
I haven't watched RAW/Smackdown in months. Why are there 4 commentators? It seems so unnecessary.
HEY
HEY
HEY
>>2187118
I think it's literally just Triphammer but it cuts out all the fags who give into his posts too.
That's enough for me 2bh
>1 min in
>smack wins
Im gonna miss this entrance theme so fucking much.
HEY
>>2187129
This holy shit what are they doing?
>>2187132
I HEAR HORSES IN MY BREAD
Holy shit the crowd popped hard for Burn in My Light
>>2187129
Just because.
There's no real reason for it.
>>2187129
jbl and tom are the main ones
tom is being groomed for a bigger role and plugs things
and otunga occasionally says something funny
>>2187114
2006 for me
>>2187127
How many divas has Big Mic Tom dicked?
BASED SNEK AND HARPER
>>2187136
>the state of your post count
Is it me or is the crowd a little quiet tonight?
BASED SNEK
Smackdown is so comfy.
I'll kick any wrestlers ass in real life I'm 7'5" and I have a power level of 345,000,000,000 y'all fags should worship me
>Wyatt Family enter together for a match against another
Pretty based
>>2187141
jbl and mauro are the main ones i mean
SNEK
Please don't fight Wyatts.
5 mins in and Smackdown already BTFO RAM.
>>2187145
Holy shit Anonymous is a loser.
>>2187145
Can you do me next? I once made 113 posts in one thread on /pol/
>Haven't watched wrasslin in months
>Hear the start of Orton's old theme
>Eyes light the fuck up
>Its Wyatt shit
Fuck
>>2187148
Smaller roster just feels better
Also, based as fuck that they get an entrance like this
L E T S
E
T
S
G O
O
H A R P G O A T
A
R
P
G
O
A
T
crowd really likes snek jesus hes over
where are we tonight
I'm never going to get tired of winning, fellow smackchads
It's so nice to not have to listen to a 20 min long promo with Ramen and Fatass to start the show like fucking RAM does every week
>>2187153
This is all part of Randy's masterplan to destroy the family from within
HarpGOAT is going over Randy
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
is harper face?
What if Orton has decided to choose Harper/Bray to be the one to further their careers and eventually give them the rub as he retires?
>>2187164
Toledo, OH
>>2187145
>having more posts than any carter trip
what did he mean by this?
>Randy vs Luke
>opening
>this crowd
BBB (Based Blue Brand)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH
Snek over as fuck
and Harper getting some nice heel heat, nice crowd tonight
This storyline is single handedly BTFOing RAM
Did JBL just say "Well squirted"???
what happened last night after undertaker appeared in the ring between lesnar and goldberg?
the episode i downloaded just cut off
>"Randy Orton explodes on Luke Harper"
>dad walks in
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Smackshit creative team should have given Harper a monster push like Braun got on RAM.
Harper is a better wrestler by miles
holy shit
orton hasnt been this over in years wtf
The crowd is in rare form tonight. It's good to see some enthusiasm.
>>2187180
It ended in a stare down
THIS CROWD IS HYPING ME THE FUCK UP
WHY CAN'T EVERY TOWN BE LIKE THIS
TAKE NOTES, MEMPHIS
>>2187184
Orton's over
This crowd is HOT
>>2187180
Roman came out after and they all had a dance off
Isn't that DQ cos Bray put his hands on Randy?
BRAYSED
>>2187190
It's cool, they're family
>>2187189
Laughed uncontrollably at the thought of this.
>>2187181
top zozzle
>>2187190
they are still a stable. so its legal
>>2187184
I think it's building up for a while. with people getting more involved with the talent and brand.
Reminder that ram has to advertise retirement-home vets like Oldberg, Undercardetty, HBKetty and Lesnar weeks in advance just to compete with based /smack/ in the ratings
Who else thinks bray is a.cutie here?
>Rowan interferes to help Harper for the win
>>2187192
>>2187189
kek
>>2187165
>Fatass and Ramen
>>2187199
guilty as charged. love em nice and thicc
>>2187165
Really though i watch raw every week since forever. Its pretty bad how creative just throws random shit together and its always solid heel vs solid face long ass lame promos. Jericho is GOAT though. Smackdown is just comfy. Doesnt drag on so much. Little more creative freedom.
>>2187189
>"vince the crowd is so hyped they aren't leaving"
>"send roman in"
haven't watched smackdown in months. there is no dancing niggers, right?
Who's Smackdown's /guy/?
Kane needs a world title run
>>2187202
I jerked off so many times to the implied fellatio scene Val Venus had with that Jap girl when I was a youngin.
>>2187209
They're on Raw, m8
>>2187209
closest they have is happy apollo
>>2187209
naomi dances but she hasnt been on in months
>>2187210
Bray
>>2187210
AJ, generally speaking
>>2187210
the two lads performing now
>>2187215
Even he's in a better storyline than New Day
>>2187180
It ended in an epic stared own just like the old wild west movies.
Taker was the good
Goldberg was the bad
Brock was the ugly
That's how an A show closes out
Did she just admit it?
>>2187210
Pick one...we have numerous
BMAJ
BMJ
Brayyyy
Snek
Miz
Randy Orton paying homage to his father by getting hepatitis and blading all over without telling anyone
if this was raw we'd still be watching some shit foley promo
this is a pretty good match.
>>2187224
With part timers concussing themselves and flubbing dialogue yeah
Guys, we all know Randy is leaving the Wyatts, but what if this match actually settles their differences and the Wyatts become stronger?
>tfw the crowd being into it makes me more into it
i like this feel
That driver was a thing of beauty
>Randy selling that kick
Geez
is it just me or is that snek catching powerslam one of the cleanest looking moves around even though its so simple?
harper has such a weird bulbous ass
>>2187230
Harper's job in the Wyatt family has always been being the best wrestler
OH SNAP ITS ORTON
WHAT HAVE I MISSED!!!
>>2187210
too many to count
>>2187225
Becky will always be Smackdown's waifu no matter what
>>2187233
They need to lower beer prices at these events 2bh.
>Kane bump
G-guys where are the long .hair fan and his mom?
Didnt see them in a while
Nice sell
>>2187212
My nigga
Not only the show, but these threads are so much better than Raw's
>>2187237
Nah anon, I was just thinking the same thing
Luke sold that RKO like a boss
good match senpai
>>2187225
God she's adorable.
Not gonna lie, I still mark out at the RKO
>>2187238
so does your mum
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
>>2186910
>mfw called the finish spot-on
pretty good match
>>2187212
It would be nice to give him one last run before he retires.
>>2187245
Oh shit.
Maybe they're on their way to San Antonio for the Rumble.
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
No. NOT LIKE THIS!
Luke face turn time?
LUKE HARPER GETTING A PUSH
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>2187249
That was incredible.
LUKE SOLO FACE PUSH INCOMING
BASED SMACK
NO NO PLEASE NO ;_;
>>2187074
How is she so fucking fit but has that amazing ass. She must squat ten times her body weight.
RIP THE FAMILY
harper singles run?
LUKE HARPER SINGLES RUN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LUKE FACE TURN. YES.
YES. YES
why ;_;
>>2187264
It's
Tuesday
You
Know
What
That
Means
Welp.
Bray you gonna get RKOed real, real, real hard on Sunday.
>>2187266
Hope for this
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME RAM HAD A LEGIT OH SHIT MOMENT LIKE THIS
>>2187255
It was a tough one....
AJ STYLES IS GAY NOW
Can Bray and Harper EVER be nice to each other?
All part of the plan
Now Randy has Bray Wyatt all alone
dont break up
NO STOP DON'T DO THIS
DON'T BREAK UP
Smack is unironically a good tv show
will they repackage him as fast as they did braun? or will he retain some of his wyatt weirdness?
>harper going solo
this is going to be great
>yfw Harper comes out at the RR and he's clean shaven and completely bald to complete his new face turn
>>2187279
when Haitch helped KO win the belt and that was like 6 months ago lol
Harper was a team player ;_;
Fuck Rato now that she's engaged. Who should my new wrestlefu be?
Does this mean Harper vs Bray at Wrestlemania?
I would mark hard for this.
>>2187288
WWE unironically makes the best video packages
The plan is working Randy.
>>2187292
I would mark out if that happens
>>2187296
Sauce?
>have a cage match to stop interference
>match still ends in interference
I hate this meme
>>2187292
bald with the beard would be a cool look
>>2187279
Last night during the epic staredown between 3 legends
>>2187298
My honest guess right now is triple threat between all three.
>>2187300
Sucy > Akko
>>2187301
And he has a new suit or really nice clothes
THICC
H
I
C
C
>Mickie James
I usually don't like white women, but Alexa Bliss is making me change my opinion.
>>2187293
DELETE THIS OR CONSEQUENCES
>>2187293
That's Erick Rowan
I just ate
Is it safe to jerk off right after a full dinner
MILF-Y James
>>2187312
Amanda > Sucy > Akko
Based Thiccie
>>2187312
Uh?! No it's not.
YOU SEE AUSTIN
Mickie is not as thick as she used to be
>>2187310
That was just an appetizer for the Rumble, but this progressed an actual storyline
>>2187293
Don't be silly. Harper is big and good in the ring.
anybody else nut many a time as a youngster to mickie?
>>2187313
"Corporate Luke Harper has risen"
>>2187310
that was so awkward. what happened after they went off air?
>>2187302
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/797505-current-wwe-champion-getting-married-photo-kurt-angle-on-what-wwe-hof-induction-means-to-him-infographic-on-banned-wwe-moves
>>2187316
>jew
>white
You're in luck anon.
Mickie looks busted compared to Bliss and Bex.
THICCIKE JAMES
>>2187325
IT WAS ME
MUH DICK LADS
>>2187336
>Ywn be her goy toy
>>2187319
its encouraged
>>2187331
Is he any good on the stick?
>this belly showing milfie james shirt
my meat will be just like heath slater a few years ago
IT'S TIME TO DRAW THE DIMES
>>2187330
Not even once .....
But that's all gonna change very soon
>>2187337
>an older woman looks busted compared to younger woman
Damn really sets the sparks sparking.
Kurt better be in the Rumble. It's not a real match taking big bumps so they shouldn't worry about his health. Old retired legends and non wrestlers have been in the Rumble before.
>>2187332
i'm thinking this, too
>>2187334
>Barely taller than a 5' woman
Embarrassing
>>2187319
It feels really fucking good, especially if you're stuffed
>>2187319
No
You gota wait at least 45 min
Are you an uncultured swine?
>>2187330
I sure did
>>2187345
He's better than the other Wyatts
Dammit sky stop the fucking comercials!
>>2187331
Holy fuck I would mark out
>>2187345
i hope so
>>2187145
SAD!
>>2187349
I meant to say she looks hot as fuck ... until she is next to Bliss and Becky.
I still like her. Surprised she is heel.
>>2187345
he used to be very good
no idea if he still is
>>2187319
as long as you eat your own sperm to avoid indigestion
>>2187366
>NEEThammer takes his trip off to shill his thread
lmao at your life m8
will HarpGOAT revert back to Brodie Lee?
Does Bosley work?
>SJWdown still on thread #1
hahaha maybe one day your C show will be as relevent as us, kids
>>2187359
>Better than Bray
Come on now.
>>2187394
>That Leopard panty peek
>>2187394
would nut in
I love Mickie James
i forgot how terrible her theme was
Is she drunk?
what is that?
>>2187436
THis is tiny as fuck
She sounds high and/or drunk
Also she is a bad actor.
Based Milfey James burying the women's division
fans trying to start the dumbass What chant
>>2187459
Yeah holy shit she's not good on the mic.
>>2187011
My pantagruelian cock?
Why Carmella
WHY?
god i'm so tired of ellsworth
they look like their in fucking goodwill. my god this segment, whats the fucking point
Ellsworth is the worst part of SD
So is there any truth to Road Dogg being new writer? If he is. I assume Corbin gets bigger push