Wtf I hate Alexa now

Did they...?

>>2185780
No. Alexa is pure. She believes in keeping her virginity until her wedding night.

Fuck her for taking that prime Aussie dick off the market.

>>2185779
jonathan_gabino999 SEETHING.

>>2185793
Me, too.

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lel, this is why I stick to 2D no matter what. They'll never betray you. Never.

Let this be a lesson to all you goobers who choose to have wrestlers as waifus. First Sasha, then Bayley, and now Alexa have all become unpure now.

>>2186069
>Preferring cartoons to real women

You're a stain on society.

>>2186069
>They'll never betray you. Never.
hahahahhahaha, keep telling yourself that.

Alexa is still dating Murphy? Damn, I thought they parted ways long ago

>hover hand

Dont worry boys, he aint tappin that

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Alexa is ugly anyways.

>>2185779
They've been together since her early nxt days, she's never been available

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>I would've had a shot with her if she wasn't dating a guy she sees and works with everyday!

That dude is going to be fucked with twice as bad as Rusev if he ever makes the main roster.

>>2186107
Pitted against Roman Reigns please

What the fuck happened to Murphy?

Hell, what the fuck happened to Blake?

>>2186081
I wonder if he ships Murphy with TJP, I know I do.

>>2185779

They've been dating for at least 2 years now you Ingrid hormone driven teenager

>>2186114
Blake had a 'model' gimmick, which was funny because he's comically ugly.

Murphy was trying out some weird facepaint gimmick I think.

U G L Y
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>>2186132

Is this you? >>2186081

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a Jannetty
A LITERAL FUCKING JANNETTY

HAHAHA BLISSVIRGINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2186167
/asp/ got cucked by Murphetty.

>>2186239
Blaketty, please.

>>2185779
good for him man, hope they are happy

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>the jannetty of a team with 2 jannettys

>>2185779
JUST

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>>2185779
fuck lads I might as well kill myself now
>tfw will never wife bliss
it hurts...

>Blissboi on suicide watch

"almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to the butt" -Blake "Finna" Murphy

>>2186482
Don't worry anon, she's a wrestler and she's still young. She's probably got a few more husbands in her yet.

Talk about marrying down. Murphy isn't on the main roster, Alexa is now not as marketable to the lonely virgins demograph so less money and she will always be seen by Vince as a bigger deal than her husband.

Let the Alexa-Murphy cuckening begin.