RAM THREAD 5
30 minutes left
JEWBERGGGG
JEWBERGGGG
anyone have a good stream?
BOW TO YOUR QUEEN OF PPV
>RAM
in b4 mad B-show listers
They should have Tamina bring out her dads ashes which she claims were mixed with paul bearers which summons the undertaker and kane reuiniting the brothers of desctruction with tamina as their manager which enhanced all 3 of their powers before undertake realises he is being used and smashes the urn freeing both him and kane of tamina and fueding with her at wrestlemania
Post more Carmella pham
>yfw jericho falls out of the shark cage at the rumble
>>2184050
Are you gonna (you) yourself 10 more times you demented sperg?
>>2184050
>mfw this doesnt happen
>>2184043
ffs I just want to see the black manlets awkward ass entrance before I go to sleep. Fuck off with the commercials
>>2184050
>mfw this happens
Q: How does Kane cook his steak?
A: By raising and quickly lowering his arms
>You now realise that CM "Bull" Punk left WWE before having "the lifetime opportunity" to wrestle Triple Gaytch
Seth "The Cuck" Rollins
DELETE THIS
emmalina JOI when?
EMMA MARKS WORKED YET AGAIN
THANKS FOR TUNING INTO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
SUBSCRIBE TO THE WWE NETWORK FOR $9.99
>emmalina
Kek vince must be having a laugh at this shit
this is your monthly reminder (its been 3 full months now lmfao) that emmalina will NEVER
EVER
debut.
STOP WITH THIS EMMA SHIT ALREADY ITS NOT FUNNY
>>2184045
http://educationslearn.com/gov/dshop.php?result3=
>tfw no emma joi
The Emmalina promos are just a running gag now. Even the announce crew makes fun of it.
>>2184066
s-stop please...
wtf I want to see my waifu Emmaliina
Sasha is the best ever female wrestler
who else edging untill emmalina debut?
>>2184071
WORKED
>literally no reaction
I heard the cruiserweights were doing awful but I didn't expect this
>Emmalina
So they pretty much jacked what they were doing with Eva Marie before she got busted for drug use?
Q:What was Owen Hart's best move?
A: Hitting the ropes
>premiering soon
>>2184050
>>2184079
here
>>2184053
i got u
is noam dar an anagram?
>>2184076
Are you the same anon that gave me my (you) earlier?
>>2184085
>>>/woo/
>>>/reddit/
At this point im pretty sure the big surprise they have for us at Wrestlemania will be Eva Marie vs Emmalina main event
>>2184079
here fampai
>>2184090
MUH DICK
More based anon
>>2184079
I have only been watching Raw every week hoping to catch her debut
>RAW considers Emmalina their Eva Marie
That's sad.
>>2184091
rad moan
Even the /wwe/ threads are horrible.
ALICIA FUuuuuuuuUUUUCKS
>>2184092
yeah...
LMAO I thought Cedric was the one getting cucked by the Alice FUUUUUKS guy. I didn't know there were 2 black manlets
B A S E D CREEPY JEW
>>2184094
>yfw it won't happen and that's what the pay-off will be
noam dar = a random
>>2184050
This post is hilarious and deserves more attention
>>2184091
no drama
>>2184094
>literally muh dick: the match
Would mark the fuck out 2bh
>>2184103
Why do you stutter so much?
>>2184091
Man Road
Noam sells like a champ
Based Swann getting the crowd into it
>hot chocolate
>2 CW match
>on the same night
>on Raw
>>2184094
INSTANT 7 STARS
>>2184111
I-I can't help it. I'm s-sorry anon
>>2184091
Damn Oar
>>2184090
She looks way better in this pic than current pics.
>>2184056
+18
Noam deserves better than the manlet division
>>2184091
drama on
>"""Wrestlers""" in this division are literally shorter than women
How am I supposed to be excited to watch cruiserweights, again?
why teh fuck are cruiesrweight matches on raw when they have their own fucking 1 hour show WTF FUCK OFF
>>2184113
No yet
and you are missing the greatest wresting show on TV by not watching SD
>>2184120
You have to call me catman
>>2184122
her gimmick makes her uglier than she is with the staten island trash makeup and clothes
F A B U L O U S
YES
IM
FABULOUS
DIAMONDS ON MY NECK!!
CAPICHE?
Anyone else have this as their ringtone or on their ipod?
>>2184124
Ah so I was right. Seek sunlight.
>>2184131
>you are missing the greatest wresting show on TV by not watching SD
Pretty sure I'm not lol, and if you consider the whole Elmsworth thing good TV then you have some serious issues lol
who HYPE for a dog's purpose?
>>2184132
o-ok catman
>>2184127
Based Vincent Kennedy McMahon reminding you that flippy shit manlets aren't a draw
>>2184127
because they are relatable you idiot. me and my wife's son love it
>>2184129
triple h running wwe into ground
>>2184134
I'd prefer to give her a pearl necklace
>>2184138
Makes me horny desu
This is the main event. what they fucking shit
>>2184091
Moar Nad
Cruiserweights weren't a draw 18 years ago
I don't see how that'd change in 2017 lol
>>2184090
damn she a cute
>>2184137
>The county of this faggot
>could literally hear a pin drop right now
What did the Cruiserweights mean by this?
let's see
pizza ad (pizza hutt)
another pizza ad (cc's)
coffee ad (??)
chocolate ad (reeces)
cheese ad (kraft)
fat cunts
>>2184135
150kg -
>>2184137
the first weeks of Elsworth were not that bad. But now they find a way to bury him, so he is cucking Big Cass now.
>>2184150
Lol what's the matter champ? Did I hurt your feelings?
>>2184144
I'd give her a pearl anus
WE
>>2184139
Yeah.
Yeah I like that
>>2184113
Nope. They've 100% given up on her at this point.
i thought it was the /ryback
>>2184141
I'm not a manlet.
Gain height.
neville is the only non manlet in the cruiserweights, you wouldnt fuck with him IRL
where is neville's cape?
ram has become the definition of JUST
>>2184156
>But now they find a way to bury him, so he is cucking Big Cass now.
Lol wow you were right, I am missing the best wrestling show evar
>That ever so slightly slowed down Neville theme
So good.
i truly fucking hate this nigger
we dont deserve based neville
>>2184165
I always forget how jacked Neville is
>>2184157
Not really. Just laughing at yet another autismo like you considering Ellsworth has been relegated to being Carmella's sidepiece and isn't anywhere near an important storyline but you're still so worked by him.
Neville looking THICK, SOLID, TIGHT
Neville is a fag
>>2184165
>implying anyone is afraid of a 5 foot elf that can't scratch his own back
>>2184171
dont talk about you're mom like that son
>ending with Crusierweight
>>2184161
can I d-do anything else for you?
>>2184173
>That's what they do to some people's heel's themes instead of making them new ones.
>That slowed down I AINT THE LADY TO MESS WITH theme Victoria had
POST YFW KURT ANGLE INTERRUPTS GOLDBERG
>>2184175
I wouldn't know cause I don't watch trash television bud. I'm not even watching RAW right now.
>Hurr le worked
Yeah I got worked so hard I stopped watching smackdown on a regular basis cause of Eugene 2.0
18+
triple h really needs to watch some fucking nitro to see how to structure a 3 hour show jesus christ
>>2184173
>implying we're actually watching the worst WWE product and not just here to shitpost
>>2184173
nah, i haven't watch raw in months, just happen to watch the last hour tonight since i couldn't sleep
Now the real main event
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
...
MAYBE JUST MAYBE I HAVE 1 MORE ANGLE SLAM IN ME
MAYBE JUST MAYBE I HAVE 1 MORE DEATH DEFYING ANKLE LOCK IN ME
>>2184188
But Bayley is Eugene 2.0
you guys know that kurt angle is going to interrupt goldberg and join the royal rumble, right?
>>2184189
>seething
>>2184187
>>2184191
Were you surprised as I was when it was Mickie in the mask and not Becky?
>>2184193
If only you had one more drop of Krazy Glue on the sticks holding your head together
>>2184187
How was raw? Couldn't catch it. What's closing the show?
let's see again
chili's ad
sonic ad
coca cola ad
that's better i guess
CEDRIC ALEXANDERRRRRR
MAIN EVENT IS A BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
FADE TO BLACK
>>2184187
Wouldn't make sense.
damn chaz is hot
>another cuck angle
>>2184187
UHLEESHA FUCKSSSSS
ALICIA FuuuCKS
STONE
COLD
FOXY
>the creepy rapist stalker gets the girl in the end
Maybe there is hope for all of us lads
>>2184199
prime bantz there anon. I remember having a good chuckle when that first got posted.
>>2184176
Does he keep us posted on his progress?
>>2184187
>Tfw RAW ends with wrestlers flooding the ring and tossing each other out of the ring then fade to black with Michael Cole's horrible voice BEGGING you to buy the WWE network this Sunday being the last thing you remember
Cap this
>that light push
fuck this
>fox gets BLEACHED
>white guy is the heel
Vince Mcmahon has either lost his mind or doesn't give any shits anymore
>Alicia FAUUUUUX and Charli together
>>2184215
kek i remember that reaction pic from the thread
BLEACHED
>this fucboi is literally smaller than his girl
>>2184184
gay
>>2184218
kek
Does Alicia sound like Aisha Clan Clan to anyone else?
>>2184218
>implying the ending to every ram isn't exactly this
>2 referees
THE FUCKING STATE OF RAM
>That noise Alicia made
segment of the night
>>2184218
goldbergs here so ur wrong he'll spear someone and then you'll hear "don't forget to buy the rumble"
THE HORSE IN THE PRE-SHOW FUCKING KEK
>goldberg music gets 0 pop
state of this fucking show
>Oldberg
WET
E
T
>White """men"""
https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/823690451542822912
>>2184227
t. seething
oh shit
>>2184226
Why is she so smug bros
segment of the night lads
QUICK
WHAT ARE THE LYRICS OF THIS GAY SHIT SONG FOR THE RR?
I got
asdasdjhasdjhasdjhsadwDISHESsdjfsdjldjfldjfldsjfWISHESasjdahsdasdas
>>2184188
If you don't watch trash TV then how do you know about Eva Marie? Not like Smackdown or Raw have become worse since the brand split. Why are you keeping up with "trash television" if you really don't like it so much?
>hasn't done shit
>already sweating and bleeding
Why is Gold Berg spitting everywhere like a Chinaman?
NO POP
OLDBERG IS FINISHED
LOW ENERGY
sniff sniff
>>2184239
Big E would get so much ass if he wasn't gay
>SASHA BANKS RELEGATED TO KICKOFF SHOW
KEK
why the fuck are they following the camera around him backstage when hes talking alone with no cops
looks lame AF
Am I the only one who didn't like Goldberg in the 90s and don't like him now?
I hope Bork Lazer drops him on his fucking head
Have they added harmonies to the music?
>that weak ass Goldberg chant
He is already done with fans.
do we really have to watch him walk all the way from the fucking locker rooms everytime..
goldbergs busted open?
KEK that guy ripping his shirt off
GIF THAT GUY
>Being shorter and smaller than your gf
UAGRGH
AUGRRH
RUGHHH
PEW PEW PEW
KICK PUNCH PUNCH
*gassed*
>>2184255
Hit the showers, kid
WTF LOL WHY IS HE BLEEDING
>Alicia sex screams
>That nigga who ripped open his shirt
What a mark
did he barked
>>2184245
Cause when Smackdown branched off they were promoting her a lot and then she got suspended, then they started doing the Deanetty, Elmsworth, AJ angle which was beyond awful and I stopped watching, so I was just asking if she came back
Lol you need to calm down bud.
>"HAEUUCKGHH!"
What did Goldberg mean by this?
>>2184244
no idea, I think it's colored music
this nigga got open hard wayed WTF
>ending your show with oldberg
>laughing_divas.jpg
>/asp/
>oldberg can't walk to the ring without bleeding
tip top kek
SOMEONE PLEASE WEBM THE GUY THAT RIPPED HIS SHIRT
>unimpressed black guy in crowd
>>2184259
YES
BAH GAWD HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN
Why is he bleeding?
>>2184264
>gassed
Like the other members of his race
>>2184266
lst minute shave
FUCK YEAH, WWE 2K17, BABY!
GOLDBERG STRUGGLING
wow this promo.. the blood
Goldberg busted open walking to the ring.
>>2184274
>Being too young to watch Goldberg in his prime
13+
How is WWE supposed to be popular with the 18 - 34 M geographic if they constantly pay retarded downies to sit in the front rows?
>literally did not but walk
>bleeding from his fucking head
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
IM DEAD
BILL PLEASE CLEAN YOUR FOREHEAD I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The fuck is going on
Is he drunk
Why is he bleeding
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOTCH
BOTCH
this old cuck can't even cut a fucking promo
WHAT THE HELL
>botches his entrance
>botches his promo
>the state of jewbergs promo
>>2184275
Kek
Also wtf he's fucking up hard
Wait, why is he bleeding? Did he hurt himself lel?
what
Is this guy brain damaged?
What the fuck happened to his head?
>busted open
how?
hes BUSTED OPEN
>Goldberg cutting a promo
>bleeding
Come on old man, get your shit together.
lmao what the fuck is this
so much botch
>>2184281
Announcers said he hit his head on the door.
Hope he punches a window.
HE BUSTED HIS HEAD OPEN WITH THE ENTRANCE
HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAH
Did he forget his lines?????????????????
Hahahaha this is so embarrasing
>THE STATE OF THIS PROMO
HAHAHA THE STATE OF FUCKING OLDBERG HAHAHA
>>2184292
im guessing he shaves his head and he kept it fresh
i-is goldberg gonna die??
>>2184300
Yeah he bands his head into a locker before he comes out.
this is so embarrassing
i can't watch
>he concussed himself on the door
K E K
He can barely walk to the ring. How's he surviving more than 2 minutes in the RR?
Oh shit, I've seen this before.
Based Papa Shango laying the curse on
goldie
he prob hit his head on a locker to get amped. might have hit it too hard
Brock save me.
He headbutted the dressing room door open, explains the blood.
So this is the power of the (((Metal Gear)))
this is fucking hilarious
im dead senpai im dfucking dead
this fucking amazing shit
greatest promo botch of all time haahahaha aholy shit why the fuck is he bleeding os much
ahahahahahahahaha hahahah hh aaim cant breathe i cant breathe man fuck thishaaahaha
MY CLIENT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRKKK LAZZZZZZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAO
>spear and jackhammer 29 other guys
DAD WALKED IN FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
That's the most blood you'll see in 2017
>Already busted open from his entrance alone
>All these PG babbies who don't know why Goldberg is busted open before entering the ring
18+
>sending out Heyman to save us from this abortion
BASED VINCE
he bangs his head on his door before coming out
did any of you watch him in wcw?
jesus
>>2184289
>being a nostalgiafag
WHY IS HE BLEEDING ROFL
Please Brock come out and killing this old fuck.
SAVE_US.HEYMAN
jesus christ, what is the point of this fucking promo, thank you based paul
Literal fucking dogshit promo
RAM can't draw a single dime without bringing on a dozen AE geezers from the retirement home each week. Fuckin pathetic
THEY'RE BOOING HIM LMAO
someone give goldberg a fucking towel holy shit
PAPA SHANGO'S CURSE
BLOODBERG!
>>2184050
>>2184270
>Calmly asking questions
>"Lmao calm down lmao"
And so you're saying that divashit is better and more interesting than other wrestling. Gotcha.
so when they re-run this promo will it be in black and white?
im fucking dying
>>2184288
I was the same lol
>MAIN EVENT IS A 10 MINUTE PROMO THAT'S WORSE THAN ANYTHING REIGNS' HAS DONE IN MONTHS
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAM
He literally concussed himself on a door
now hes not gonna be in the rumble.
I can't fucking look away this is awful.
>>2184334
No that shit was gay as AIDS
lmao
>>2184329
Fucking kek
JEW VS JEW
>watching RAM in bed while trying to sleep
>look up, see Goldberg is bleeding
>"welp i better get up to see what /asp/ is saying about this"
You just realize how many underage spergs there are on /asp/ by all the "Oldberg" comments, he isn't even that old, I remember seeing him wrestle Brock at mania like it was yesterday.
lmao they had to send in the jew man to save him
AGGAGAAGAGAGAGAGGJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJJAAJAJAJAAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJJJAJJAJAJAJAJ
BASED BILL PROVIDING THE ENTERTAINMENT WITH ONLY HIS FOREHEAD
SOMEONE GAS THE RING
IS HE HERE?
You're supposed to cut a promo, not your forehead, Bill.
Holy fuck this is embarrassing. Oldberg what a fucking fag can't wait to see Bork end this cuck.
>>2184346
>And so you're saying that divashit is better and more interesting than other wrestling
Lol why are you so butthurt? Cause I said Smackdown is horrible and I asked about Eva Marie cause of the ? What's wrong with you?
>>2184358
>Yesterday was 13 years ago
Goldberg doing a lil dance ROFL
>>2184358
It was 13 years ago
seething
>mfw the manelts and women were more entertaining that Goldberg tonight
SEETHING
BROCK
BROCK
BROCK
>SEETHING
I would rather watch Heyman wrestle.
Vince is in the back having a god damn aneurysm.
SEETHING
>>2184357
Go outside and socialize nerd
LESNAR SEETHING
SEETHING
>SEETHING
>STEEMING
It doesnt matter what happend to him, its always nice to listen Bork entrance music.
SEETHING/STEAMING
>>2184332
Or wonder why he sucks at promos.
SEETHING
>>2184351
Please seek height little guy
Literally shaving your head before your RAW promo and cutting yourself. Coming out with a cut on your head and getting your blood pumping to make the cut even worse. Then getting gassed to the ring and forgetting your promo.
GOD PLEASE THIS IS AWFUL SHIT.
SEETHING
SEETHING
SEETHING
>SEETHING
>>2184377
No bitch.
SEETHING STEAMING
SEETHING
SEETHING!!!
SEEEEETHING
Inb4 GONG
>>2184375
Sometimes she goes
Sometimes she doesn't
>SEETHING
Lesnar would legit kills this fucker. God damn Goldberg has gotta be the most overrated of all time.
S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
>Seething
Why do they keep pushing this meme word so much lately?
>inb4 Brock headbutts Heyman and cuts himself open to imitate Oldberg
>dumbass?
>SEETHING
COME HERE BOY
WHERE'D YOU GET THEM WHEELS BOY
>his head is still fucking bleeding and it's in his eyes now
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH
>dumbass?
Fuck you Corey someone fire this guy already
>LESNAR HAS GOT TO BE SEETHING
How many times are they gonna use that?
Do they know? Are they working us?
Cash me ousside
DUMBASS
SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING
>>2184403
Because deanchad is a writer for WWE
>GONG
Rudolph the Jew nosed wrestler
>>2184366
>If I repeat it enough, maybe people will believe me
No. I'm just wondering because you said that AJ, Dean, and James was trash to you but that Eva Marie had your attention.
Also.
>Cause of the ?
The village of your grammar.
HES SEETHING xD
In the ring for the first time... since last time
>Undercarder
>>2184397
oh fuck
>GONG
ZERO DIMES
BASED
DONG
UNDERCARDER
OH MY FUCKING GOD
why is brock so tall wtf? i swore he was shorter than roman. and roman is the same height as goldberg
>>2184397
WOW
I hope all these part time has beens lose
BIG DRAW TAKER
THE NURSING HOME HAS ESCAPED
>>2184411
yes i have it from top tier sources this is one of the 14 sites wwe creative actively monitors
>Goldbertty
>Lesnaretty
>Based Undertaker getting the biggest pop of the night.
/asp/ BTFO.
FUCKING BORING HOLY SHIT
HOWBOW DAH
O
W
B
O
W
D
A
H
Literal grandpas are more over than the whole raw roster,holy shit
>nothing happened in the end
What a fucking shit.
Tfw you don't know the SEETHING meme because you watch in spanish
>THE STATE OF GOLDBERG
THATS IT????????????????
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT COCK TEASE
Isnt Raw supposed to end with everyone rumbling as they go off air?
gotta admit
literally just got a chill down my arms and spine
Mark looks so out of place there
>>2184385
>RAWfag absolutely seething from Smackchad batz
>it just cuts off
that was fucking stupid
>botch the lighting so you cant see shit in this 'epic' moment
BRAVO WWE
OH MY GODUNGGGGGHUGH
FUCK THIS ENDING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND IT ENDS, 0/10 RAWKEKS BTFO
THAT'S IT?
This was a bad episode
>>2184397
not bad anon
>>2184418
>This triggered cause I asked if Eva Marie was back cause of the whole Emmalina angle they're jacking this whole thing from
>This triggered cause I called Smackdown trash tv
>not having angle come out instead THEN undertaker
>>2184435
Fuck off with your revisionist history. Big dimes HHH got the biggest pop of the night by FAR
>RAM finishing with 3 part timers who are 50 years old
WWE doesnt know what to do at this point, its over
>>2184397
I did it ma
Rate this Ram
>YFW you were alive to witness Taker's fastest entrance ever
>>2184456
That was a RAW episode
angle versus lesnar when
>>2184461
yeah...
>>2184461
The part timers are there cause they're the ones who bring in ratings, not "Aj Styles" and "Cesaro"
And it's over
>>2184467
2003
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
TRUMP WAS RIGHT, I'M STARTING TO GET SICK OF ALL THIS WINNING
TAKE THE L REWTITS
>Show ends with Oldberg, Brock and Taker
"BUILDING" "NEW" "STARS"
>>2184397
lotto numers please
SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING
>>2184428
Brock is 6'3.
Roman is like 6'2.
Not sure how tall Goldberg is.
>>2184467
before you were born, kid
>>2184460
Sorry Haitch seems like you got outdrawed yet again, but you are acustomed arent you?
>They end the show like that
>>2184444
It'll happen on based Smackdown
>State of smackdown
Lel
>>2184467
Literally all of '03 when they pretty much gave away MOTYs for free on Smackdown.
>>2184486
go home show not a cum show
>>2184461
Brock isn't even 40.
I marked
Not a fan of Lesnar but I respect the fact that he's old as hell but is still in shape and intimidating as fuck unlike these other two washed up faggots. Hope he legit kills them both.
>>2184481
theyre all 6'3 in football and ufc (shit outside wwe)
Where's Kenny?
>>2184495
don't interrupt the retard, he's on a roll
>>2184461
Brock isn't a 50 year old you 12 year old.
You always know if Bork Lazer is gonna actually do anything by whether he is sweaty and pumped from backstage. Looked like he just got off a plane and didn't even check luggage.
Goldberg is terrible I hope he really isn't around till Mania.
Angle better show at the RR or we riot.
>>2184497
Once you MMA
you never go back.... eh?
>Tfw the average age of /asp/ is 16
How can anyone say Goldberg is a relic? lol
>>2184497
he's 39 years old, ya dope
>>2184470
>RAW has some of the lowest ratings of the decade while constantly having bring back old stars to keep them from dropping even further
>Smackdown maintains their ratings with only their fulltime stars
>"Muh part-timers saving the show! Smackcucks are just jealous!"
Only people 18+ would understand the epicness of what just occurred
>>2184513
>>Smackdown maintains their ratings
This isn't true and you know it haha
>>2184513
Smackdown has the advantage of being only two hours long and not having cruiserweights
Whoever books Raw should be shot though
>>2184513
>The only time Smackdown gets good ratings is when part timer John Cena shows up
What did you mean by this?
Lesnar is 39. I started at University of Minnesota his last year there. I still remember him doing box jumps in the gym and literally 100 students just watching him workout. Even before the roids he was a freak.
My buddy had aids awareness or some other BS class with him. He would come in, sit in back, and eat like two footlong subs. No books, notes, and never said a word.
>>2184524
this
>>2184512
>Ya dope
That was Ya Dope/10
>>2184533
>Tfw some "people" on /asp/ consider Brock an old part-timer
Wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnRS2uNARME
>>2184533
Another Golden Goph Alum here.
That REEEEEE!!! when people eat in class.
Especially some chick nursing a cup of yogurt over the course of a fucking hour.