Is wrestling saved? FINALLY a feud between 2 real men I can't

>>2183895
get back to work Vince

this is the birth of big-mankino

>>2183895
stop posting your porn vince

wtf i want both of their nudes now

>>2183895

I thought Big Show was facing Shaq

>>2183919
>>2183953

Odds that your combined ages add upto 30?

>>2183895
Braun seems significantly shorter

>>2183967

6'6" is the new manlet cut-off

>>2183957
Beeg started his feud with Mayweather at No Way Out

>>2183967
Strowman is a solid 6'7'' irl. He was rocking lifts for previous staredowns. Seems he forgot them tonight.

>>2183895
Beeg looks so weird now. His chest sticks out way farther then his belly

>>2184143

That's not looking weird, it's called being in shape.

>>2183967
Show is a legit 7 feet tall.
Braun is like 6'6.

>>2183895
wtf I love big men now

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>>2183953
>>2183957

>le vince only pushes big guys meme

SMARKS SEETHING

>>2184618

What are you on about weaboo boy?

>>2184510
Seemed like Braun had a few inches on Harper and Harper is like 6'5"

>>2183895
Too bad everyone is going to shit all over it because it isn't a technical spectacle between two vanilla midgets

>>2183895
Beeg looks deformed

Sad!

Based hoss off. I can hear the smarks crying already.

>>2184717
Well, he literally is.

>>2184663

>Everyone

You mean underage overweight smarks

Big Show is gonna put Braun over because he does what's best for business and for Vince.

Also to pass the mastodon torch

>>2184792

Remember when people were saying Beeg would put over Erick Rowan and he buried him in the first ever stairs match, and completely made him a joke ever since?

>>2183895
>only smackdownies will disagree with this

>>2184794
To be fair I don't think they ever had a future in mind for Big Red

>>2184794
You mean Vince buried him. Beeg does whatever he's told

>>2184800

They gave him his own theme song, and were even giving him some kind of gimmick as a silent genius but all that went out the window when Beeg went over him clean as a whistle

>>2184794
Rowan was never meant to be more than a joke. Stronkman is going to be fed to Roman so he needs to look strong first

>>2183895
>Both men don't have the stamina to carry a match longer than 5 minutes without help.

>>2184806
>Rowan was never meant to be more than a joke

That's not how it was looking late 2014

>>2184813

>Muh matches need to be at least 50 minutes long with flips and arm locks

You're the guy this dude was referring to: >>2184663

>>2184822
>LOL IT'S OKAY IF IT'S GOING TO BE SHITTY, STUPID SMARK, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH BIG

>>2184835

So to you a match can't be good if the competitors are over 5'10"....Interesting perspective....

>>2184838
Hello, straw man, my old friend....

>>2184841

You're whining about strawman when you're pretty much a walking stereotype of the typical wootist who hates on big men matches cause "hurr they can't work for more than 5 minutes" Do you know how pathetic and underage you sound everytime you say something like that?

>>2184822
Doesn't need to have flips and shit, but does need to tell a compelling story in the ring, fucktard.

>>2184851
>LOL HE ACTUALLY WANTS HIS MATCHES TO GO LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES AND BE GOOD

>>2184854

>Muh compelling 50 minute matches

You really can't make this up.

>>2184856

>LOL HE THINKS MATCHES CANT BE GOOD EVEN IF THEY GO FOR 15 MINUTES OR LESS

>>2184860
He must be 13

>>2184860
Sure you can.

>>2184862
IT'S SETHING

>>2184865
14kthxbai

>>2184854

Why does everything have to be a story with you smarks? Can't two big men just get in and wrestle to see who is better? Nope there's gotta be "a story" whatever that contrived silly contrived anime-tier concept means.

>>2184871
MMA.

>>2184851
>>2184860
>>2184862
>>2184863
you fucking idiots think two hosses can have a good match? guess what? they can! but guess another thing! strowman and show fucking SUCK and couldn't put on a good match for their fucking lives

>>2184875
Have sex weeb virgin. Show is alright

>>2184875
>and couldn't put on a good match for their fucking lives

How do you know? Have you seen them wrestle each other before?

>>2184879
>HOW DO YOU KNOW A HUMAN AND A HORSE CAN'T HAVE A BABY, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM FUCK BEFORE.

>>2184883
Wow, that was almost not retarded

>>2184886
What's that? Oh look, it's my point.

>>2184879
>braun has never had a good match
>show has never had a good match
>let's put the pieces together
wow, it's fucking shit

>>2184883

Lol smarks are actually this dumb

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>>2184892
>>show has never had a good match

What's this now? 10+?

>>2184896
You're too stupid to understand adult discussions.

>>2184898
>i-if I try to guess his age instead of reply to the argument, it'll make me more right!!
neck yourself

>>2184901

Adult discussions? You are the SPERG who just made the comparison between a horse and a baby, to a scripted match between two giants.

Are you still mentally with us on Earth?

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>>2184906

>Show has never had a good match

8+?

>>2184907
Did you just fucking acronym'ed a shorthand word? Seriously? Yeah, OK. I am the one not mentally stable.

>>2184916

Anyone who thinks like this: >>2184883
is nowhere near being mentally stable. All wrestling discussion aside, you need to get help. Not that you know anything about wrestling other than flippy cruiserweight gymnastics.

>>2184911
this is the part where I point out you are
>SEETHING

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>>2184922

>>Show has never had a good match

5+?

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>>2184927

>Complete with the woo gifs

Wew,

see: >>2184721

Keep crying my overweight friend.

>>2184930
OK, Yokozuna.

>>2184926
>STILL SEETHING

Even before coming to this thread I knew some marks were going to say it was horrible cause it has non-flippy guys.

Today's smarks are as big a reason as to why wrestling sucks today as much as do Vince and Triple H(who has always made wrestling suck in some capacity one way or the other)

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>>2184946
>Trying to save face

>>2184955

What is there to save face about?

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>>2184970

>LQ reaction images

Really made me think

>>2183895
BIG SHOW SUCKS
RETIRE ALREADY
HE MAKES ME CRINGE

Braun has made a TON of progress
Good for him he's on his way up as a big guy
More power to him

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>>2184663
>>2184721
>>2184790
>>2184822
>>2184838
>>2184851
>>2184860
>>2184946
>"smarks" don't like hoss fi-

>>2184871
So anti-smarks think it's OK for a match to have "no story" when it's big men?

>>2184920
>getting this bonked from an analogy

>>2185239
Matanza is a fucking freak, lifted Cage up like he was a cruiserweight

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>>2185295
Jeff Cobb is the shit.

>>2185301
I'm honestly amazed by him. Sure he's a manlet but not only he can do shit like that to people who are easily 220+lbs without even looking like it was a hard thing to do, but he can also do for example a standing shooting star press

He may be one of the most overally gifted in-ring wrestlers right now. And he's more of a suplex machine than Tazz or Brock.

>>2185304
Realistically, he's only 1 inch shorter than Big Poppa Pump.

>>2184871
>Why does everything have to be a story with you smarks?
Now this is highly ironic considering it's you obese marks are always blubbering about MUH STORYLINES!!!!111!!

>>2184143
Beeg's used a girdle for years now. I guess he still is, even though he's lost all that weight.

>>2184818
>Apparently Erick Rowan can solve a rubix cube in seconds
>He's a genius Maggle!

>>2185465
That is how somebody who doesn't understand intelligence (i.e. Vince) would write an "intelligent" character.

>>2185304
Is he the next bork?

>>2184892
>show has never had a good match

literally 2+