OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW ?
THE RATINGS GONNA TANK CUZ OF SOMEBODYYYYY
Wellllllll IT'S A DEAD SHOW
IT'S A BIG DEAD SHOW TONIGHT
RATINGS TANKIN UP, IM NOT DRAWIN DIMES OH...
AAAAOH
WELL GET READY FOR SOMETHING
THAT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW....
YOU WONT SEE IT COMING
BUT THE BUYATES GONNA BLOW
ITS A DEAD SHOW
>>2183698
kek, one of the few that actually make me laugh
why is everyone shitting on road dog? Former wrestlers usually make the best bookers.
>McMahons so ass-ravaged about SDL being the A-Show they remove the guy in charge of booking and force him over to RAM.
Just fucking proof that SmackDown! always wins. Even if the show starts to suffer at least we have Talking Smack which is largely off the cuff and goat.
>>2183698
Topkek
Evolution is a mystery
Full of jobbers nobody wants to see
Lowest ratings in history
Yesterday's so long ago, ratings don't agree with what I know.
Tomorrow's show got no place for me.
I see the refund line full of fans
Time to job out to the man
Looking down the card to see where I stand
Evolution
Evolution
>>2183836
>I can't match syllables to save my life
IM A DRAW MAN
YEAH IM A DRAW MAN
I LOVE TO RAISE EM
I LOVE TO POP EM
I LOVE TO UP EM
I LOVE TO JACK EM
LOVE TO BUMP EM
I LOVE TO BOOST EM
I LOVE TO GET EM
AND IM GONNA JUMP EM
CAUSE IM A DRAW MAN
YEAH IM A DRAW MAN
YES IM A DRAW MAN OH
>>2183905
not with that attitude you won't
>>2183637
is he the basis for kenny powers?
>>2183836
Jesus Christ the state of those poorly fitted suits.
>>2183907
do one for hbk
*shareholder confidence shatters*
NO DIMES NO DIMES NO DIMES (no dimes)
NO DIMES NO DIMES NO DIMES
(no dimes)
NodimesnodimesnodimesnodimesnodimesNODIMES
>>2183698
LOL
Dimes I don't draw none
I don't draw none (nope)
I don't draw none (nope)
Vince looking scared cause I don't really draw none
We some anti-draws
With no charisma
Ain't nobody man enough to draw a crowd
You could be next
You better get respect
Cause ain't nobody drawing with me main-event
Dimes I don't draw none
I don't draw none
I don't draw none
Vince looking scared cause we just really draw none
>>2184535
its sad that I can actually hear this playing in my head
I'M THE MAN WITH NO FANS
>>2184535
kek
LISTEN UP
NOT A MOMENT TO SPEH
QUITE A DROP IN THE RATINGS
THIS SHOW IS HARD TO BEAR
IT'S A COLD, CRUEL, HARSH 3 HOURS
NO, DIMES, PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER
I MAKE THEM DROP
I MAKE THEM QUIVER
BUYRATES GET WEAK
WHENEVER I'M AROUND
YOU SEE THEM STALL
YOU SEE THEM FALL
I MAKE THEM REEL
COS I DRAW NO DIMES
I'M A JANETTY BOY (JANETTY BOY)
I'M NOT YOUR DRAW BOY (DRAW BOY)
I'M JUST A RATINGS POI (SON BOY)
I'M NOT YOUR DRAW BOY (DRAW BOY)
EAT YOUR HEART OUT VINCE
NOT SELLING MERCHANDISE
>>2184682
Kek
>>2184436
What is the reasoning behind clothing being so baggy in the 90's to early 2000's?
Like we all did it. Looking back at old shit I wore makes me cringe.
>>2183836
>I see the refund line full of fans
kek'd
>>2184506
His theme is literally about him drawing female dimes
IT'S THE DIMES I CANT DRAW AND IT'S HAUNTING ME
TAKING CHOCK IN MY ARMS , CANT FILL THE SEATS
YOU WONT BUY ANY MERCH AND SEE MY RATINGS FACE DOWN
COME ON, FREE YO MIND, THERE'S NOBODY IN THE TICKET LINE
TOO MUCH DARK AND NOT ENOUGH DIMES
WHY AM I NOT DRAWING YOUR DIMES
TOO MUCH DARK AND NOT ENOUGH DIMES
I LOST AGAIN , IN THE RATINGS GAME
TOO MUCH DARK AND NOT ENOUGH DIMES
WHY AM I NOT DRAWING YO DIMES...
>>2184535
Chuckled out loud.
Shareholder confidence shatters.
U funny kent
>>2187009
Jncos were once the IT thing that was like $80 so that would trip on them as you walk but you were cool
>>2187009
Looking at you guys wearing women's jeans and shirts today makes me cringe.