Time to play the game
Based Haitch
If you translate Sami Zayn into Arabic, and then back in to English, it says El Generico
BASED SAMI WORKING THE SETH MARKS
based papa hunter
Fuck fan reactions
First for SEETHING
i'd get so mad if i went to a show and they hit someones music and they weren't there
who the fuck wanted to watch 25 minutes of wrestling between rollins and zayn
EL BASADO TRIPLE ACHE
>>2183178
isis gimmick i fucking knew it
S E E T H I N G
E
T
H
whos /a/ here?
>the 95 rumble again
>TWO MEN HAVE ONE FROM THE #1 POSITION, INCLUDING SHAWN MICHAELS
>>2183210
I thought it said you were a faggot?
Seth marks are a bunch of faggots. Fuck them.
THEY BETTER GET A GOOD SPOT FOR SEF SOON BECAUSE THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST POINTLESS THING I'VE SEEN IN YEARS
>>2183210
lmao how cool
>>2183224
good job bud
Sami Zayn is great. Hopefully he gets traded to Smackdown so he can actually be used.
>>2183224
>GUYS I PREDICTED SOMETHING PREDICTABLE
>>2183224
Well done lad
Now tell me who wins the rumble and how
>>2183224
This guy knows the business
>>2183236
rude
>>2183210
Holy shit, El Generico in Arabic really is Sami Zin.
>>2183222
Triple ache es muy basado
>>2183224
based fortuneteller fag. Keep predicting shit for us to make these threads less garbage.
>match getting literal zero reaction
>crowd hasn't made a sound the whole show
>ram is so desperate to get even a peep from the crowd they have to false flag a haitch return
i love it. raw is so beyond dead it isn't even funny. you aren't even competition for us objectively superior smackchads at this point, and this can't be argued. better luck next time, little ramtists
>>2183224
very impressive man
>jasethy actually finishes a match without severely injuring his opponent
>>2183242
Goldberg 29 spears. Number 30 Scott Steiner comes out and he jackhammers him and wins the Royal Rumble.
>>2183245
Did you know that Sami Zayn in English is Sami Zayn?
>>2183249
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP
Guys should I go to the RTWM tour thing?
You guys get all these Bosley commercials im getting every single fucking week
>>2183254
>>2183254
did you know that Sami Zayn spelled wrong is Linrmg Pofmein??
So hhh v Seth at wm? Do we really need another wm appearance for haitch?
I fucking hate RAM but fuck y'all that was probably the best tv match since like last summer
>>2183255
squirm my little rawtist
>>2183224
Wow man, that's awesome
>>2183251
>yfw Sami saved us from Seth injuring 29 guys
SAY IT WITH ME NOW
THANK
YOU
BASED
SAMI
>>2183242
The Big Show will win RR.
Shaq vs Big show will be main event.
Matches will be
Braun vs Cena
Seth vs HHH
Bailey vs Chocolate
Brock vs Goldberg
The Club vs the no Drawers
Wyatt vs Luke
AJ styles vs Undertaker
Randy vs Roman
Sorry.
>>2183219
Judging from the complete lack of reaction from the crowd and the shots of the crowd looking down at their phones, no one.
>>2183249
still better than TNA or has it gone that bad
>>2183264
>hating ram
>y'all
The Ultimate Outlaw
any female jobbers this week?
>>2183219
Me, and I want it for a title
>>2183271
nah, even tna is superior at this point
>>2183268
>Shaq vs Big show will be main event.
I would fucking cry.
two more muslims. wha t the fuck
Kek RAW is filled with Muslims.
>>2183274
Bayley had a segment
205 sucks. time for a piss break
can we stop with the changing of the ring ropes now
2k17 vs 2k18
>>2183274
They just interviewed one earlier for some reason
>>2183267
Thank you based taxi driver
>>2183280
kek
It's pretty based that Mick Foley is a feminist and supports progressive movements, to be honest.
>>2183274
Your mom jobbed to ever having a happy life when she had you
Memeweights were a mistake
What the fuck Seth you can't just go around doing that
>>2183275
Have sex pinhead
why do they keep putting these midgets on Raw when they got their own show?
Would you guys hate TJP if he just stopped dabbing
>Arab Muslim
>a Face
Um pick fucking one vince.
I still kek every time this 8bit faggot comes out. The intro is retarded but clever
*DABS*
>>2183289
this
>>2183278
Problem?
>get home from picking up some bud
>le r/gaming geek is on my tv
looks like another week Ill pass on RAW
>le mememan
>>2183293
>projecting
>>2183284
Carter this is your worst trip yet.
Who's /gentleman/ here?
>>2183285
kek
How can a guy named Mustafa Ali be a face?
>I 4-foot match
>>2183301
>le weed lol
dude, you are cool as fuck
RAM IS MAR
Who /adouble/ here?
>>2183289
This tbqh
>>2183302
its like chris chans rum but tidy
>you had the opportunity to call the first ever I forfeit match
>It was horrible
Do they instruct the Heel to bury the product now or was that just a bonehead move?
>Raw
>muslims
>manlets
>muslim manlets
what a shitshow
>Always wait an hour after raw starts to start watching
>Turn on recording, Roman comes out
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every single time
I'MMA GO HARD
I'MMA I'MMA GO HARD
>>2183301
>smokes bud
>doesn't watch ram
low test as fuck
is byron kill?
>>2183289
Only coz he has a hot daughter
Who team /dab/ here
Big Pop Gallagher
he fucking tapped
FINALLY SOMEONE CALLING OUT THESE VANILLA MIDGETS FOR NOT WEARING KNEE PADS
Everytime I see Jack Gallagher effortlessly pulling off the vintage wrestler gimmick, I say a prayer for the Vaudevillains.
fuck i just realized that based Neville will win the title at RR, but will drop it to Jack Gallafag, god i hate this division
>>2183302
I want to Bonne Tron
Can these fuckers please get kneepads?
>>2183310
I'm high too, am I also cool anon?
>>2183307
Prince Ali used to draw huge back in the 90s
>>2183307
>/pol/fags absolutely seething at based big moves Mustafa
Prince Ali working all the smarks into a rage
>>2183313
epik pic dude :D
At work. Miss anything good? Haven't watched raw in 2 months.
https://twitter.com/wwebige/status/823690451542822912
What did they mean by this?
>>2183327
I frequently forget they even exist, so good on you I guess
>Mfw Cole says "Hashtag"
Gallagher out whites Shamus
>this raw
DEAD CROWD...
Only Gallagher is a draw amongst 6 people
>>2183224
>I predicted a scripted kid's show
Damn bro what else? Who's gonna be president in 2024?
who are any of these people
>>2183337
no. working is funner than watching raw.
>literal silence for the ali hot tag
BTFO
Is there anything that kills the crowd more than the cruiserweights?
>>2183249
How's them failing ratings?
Gentleman Jack is the only thing about this show that isnt shit
>>2183349
yup
g-guys...a girl from my calc class wants to hang out tomorrow. Should I invite her over to watch smackdown on my new TV?
>>2183338
#blackexcellence
>>2183331
I am also high. Pax 2 bro. Sour Diesel. Weed.
>>2183355
Yes
Haven't watched in months, now that I think about it probably since right after the split. How did they fail so epically with the new cruiserweight division? Sure it's an initial opinion but what the fuck was that swag fag dabbing about?
Neville was doing the imploding 450 two years before this guy
>>2183351
we're just barely under you actually. pretty sad your show is so terrible that the only way you can defend it is by exaggerating about our ratings
LMAO gallagher botching
>>2183355
Invite her over to watch you cum on her face.
>Arab
>face
Wut
>>2183355
Don't ever open up about being a wrestling fan until you're like, 5 months in.
Just act normal.
>>2183355
Yes. She will get wet all over Miz and Aj and settle for you to fuck her.
>>2183355
Yeah, also tell her you posts in 4chan's /asp/
>>2183355
fuck no
>>2183362
When?
crowd is fired up tonight and they REMEMBER THE RUMBLE
>>2183355
Checked
Yes.
>>2183355
No. Cancel on her and watch smackdown by yourself. Do not let anything get in the way between wrasslin.
>>2183339
But... they had such promise. What the hell happened? I sorta have a feeling they never forgave Gotch for mollywhopping Enzo against the rope.
>>2183355
Yes. Girls love kooky quirks. It will set you apart as "that guy that likes wrestling"
cringe
GOAT
Goddamn those are some whacky niggers
>>2183289
>>2183299
>>2183313
Are there really feminists cucks itt?
Missed the beginning, was there a reason why Seth and Sami had to fight for a rumble spot when everyone else just says they're in it?
>>2183350
>No prestige for a belt that's defended midshow or on PPV preshows
>People who trained specifically to do flippyshit not allowed to do said flippyshit.
>Little to no promo time or stories to get to know characters
Gee I fuckin wonder why
>>2183378
Based
>>2183378
>8.5/10
its shit
Noelle is probably the hottest autistic woman in the planet
>>2183380
yeah?
>>2183378
Wtf I love Gotch now.
>Slow motion replay of generic flippy shit finisher
>ABSOLUTELY DEAD CROWD. not even a fucking nod
>mfw
>>2183381
Steph forced Sami to fight for his spot. Foley told Seth he had to defend his spot against Sami
>>2183381
so the authority could interfere and fuck over seth
Nobody on Earth watches Upupdowndown when there aren't other wrestlers on it
Its time for Titus to come out and look like a dumbass again
>>2183378
>Simon Gotch into Yakuza
Still a faggot who got beat up by Sin Cara
>>2183357
Dude this site is so inconvenient to use when you're baked amirite
>>2183373
Probably that and Gotch getting KO'd by fucking Sin Cara.
Vince probably hates them.
>>2183380
>not being feminist in 2017
The state of (you)
>>2183381
GMs have to approve your spot like how when Corbin said he's joining the rumble and Shane approved
>>2183381
>Zabdul wants in the rumble
>Foley is on the phone with Steph
>Steph overhears the combo and makes the match
>>2183391
I watch all of it
>>2183391
I only watch when it's street fighter desu.
>>2183378
my nigga
>>2183388
Double dubs checked and kekked
>TJs haircut makes him look like the DJ on jersey shore
Based corey
>>2183361
Yet here you are watching the A show lol
>>2183394
ya kinda lol
aj styles show up yet?
>>2183289
This.
Trumpetties have never felt a woman's touch lel.
>>2183404
Couldnt that be said about Coreys hair too though?
>>2183386
>>2183396
Thats p funny
Your wifes bf's fav segment is starting. shh.
>sign that says "My mom wants some BOOTY-Os"
really? white people....
>>2183402
Is that a Jojo reference?
FUCK
EVERY FUCKING TIME i sWEAR to god
I TRY TO WATCH THIS SHOW ALONE IN MY ROOM
BUT NO. OF COURSE. MY DAD H A S TO WALK IN RIGHT AS THE NEW DAY IS GYRATING THEIR HIPS
and he just goes
"you like that, dont ya?"
FUCK MY LIFE.
i just hope the new gay gets deported
Why are WWE shows these days full of queers?
>>2183405
tuned out 5 minutes into that botchfest of a """""""""""""""""""match"""""""""""""""""' with seth and the taxi driver, tbqh. nice try though
DONT YOU DARE BE SOUR
>>2183407
soon, he'll on in like 24 hours
>>2183404
>watching Jersey Shore
>>2183358
>>2183363
>>2183365
>>2183366
>>2183367
>>2183368
>>2183371
>>2183372
>>2183374
Maybe we could plan something else tomorrow, and while hanging out I could test the waters and see how she feels about wrestling? If she gives a non-negative response I could invite her over to watch the Rumble this weekend? What do you lads think? Sorry for the blog post.
the fucking state of new gay fans
She is so fucking sexy
>>2183415
you like that dont ya
>>2183415
where the fuck were you last week?
>>2183415
>>2183415
>not liking the bbc
what are you, some sort of flaming fagot?
>Tfw new day will never drop a load of cereal on you
The Browns are a nationwide joke kek
Remember a year ago when these guys laid out all of the top faces in the company
>>2183410
whoa, take it easy bro, it's just bantz
>>2183415
This gimmick is still a thing?
Based Titus better save this RAW.
BADA BOOM
REALEST KEK IN THE ROOM
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
>>2183410
Rude. What are you some kinda sexist?
>>2183422
Wait are you still on about this?
Dude leave the wrestling out ffs.
>>2183415
Based Dad always on time
>New Gay
>Enzo Aboregay
>>2183422
My gf and i have been dating for 2 years she knows i watch wrestling, i know she does weird shit. We keep it to ourselves, as it should be. Unless we were to move in together and free time was to overlap, why muck it up?
>>2183422
Just don't bring up wrestling, IDIOT.
Talk about here interests if you care at all.
>>2183434
no, its some imposter which is why it isnt funny at all
Enzo and Cass are so annoying holy shit
Everybody's just coming out to get their shit in
>>2183434
So the "How big is Batista's dick" is just a meme?
>Big ass can declare but Sami can't
Rusev is a true American hero
Save us based Ruru
and another muslim
>>2183415
well, do you?
MY NAME IS ENZO A BORE EH
AND I AM A CERTIFIED SLEEP
AND A BONAFIDE DUD
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
>>2183446
>a tripfag calling something annoying
now I've seen everything
>>2183437
Fuck Carmella was looking fine that night. Too bad her ring gear is literally parachute pants.
BIG
>>2183438
lol
Whos the muzzie with rusev?
MY BAE
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
RURU
BIG RURU
RUSEV KEKDRIA
RUSEV KEKCHKA
>>2183422
Definitely do something else for the date. Easiest way to broach the subject is talking about action move fight scenes, John Cena, and Dwayne Johnson.
But 99% possibility she has no interested. Don't expect it to work and don't go autist if she gets confused or weirded out a little.
>>2183434
>When you don't skip leg days, but still don't exercise every part of the leg.
>>2183445
Never thought it was funny after the second time it was posted
>>2183457
GOOFS
BASED BIG HANDSOME RUSEV
Jinder giving no fucks about the wellness policy to save whatever string of a career he has left lol
based af
STACC'D
If Chris Jericho retains his title, AJ Styles is added to the Gay Community
>>2183459
jinder mahal
>Cass announces himself into the rumble
>Sami had to fight for a spot
HHHwritesraw.jpg
based Handsome Rusev
hate this. who cares. i'm just watching to look at lana.
Based RuRu
HANDSOME RUSEV WORKING THE SMARKS
EVERYBODY KNOWS
WANTS TO KNOW
Save us Titus!
>it's a Lana dressed like a prostitute episode
URAH URAH URAH
>Sami is the only person this year to have a qualifying match
Yes Titus!
>>2183342
THE BIRDFEEDER
>>2183472
they need a more muslim sounding name
BASED TITUS BRAND
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END THIS SEGMENT!!
Goddamn, Jinder is jacked
>Lana
who /handsome/ here
>>2183449
Sami asked like the cuck he is. If he just declared it, he would have automatically been in.
WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH BOYS
I find it actually depressing that Rusev is the best face in the wwe atm and hes not even a face
god, not Titus, please god no
I want to fuck lana up the ass
Its the midcarders segmant
Is Corbin the only person on Smackdown who put himself in?
>>2183464
That makes no sense.
But we get it, you're trying to say you squat or something.
>>2183473
Cass has better win loss record
WE MAYMAYs NOW
Based Titus
Fucking nigger... Shit memes
>6 man tag
oh joy
>facebook """"""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
end this segment now, it's ruined
>>2183494
he's a foreigner, he can never be over
>>2183415
>People are still keeping this stupid gimmick I started like 4 years ago
Just stop it man.
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>8 man tag team match
bathroom break
Wtf does that mean guys?
>>2183499
What is rene Young doing with rusev?
Cash me ousside. Dank meemee
>8 Man Tag Match
8 MAN TAG PLAYA
Why do niggers ruin everything
HOLD ON PLAYA
Titus with them math skills
>LANA
Titus not understanding ebonics is best gimmick
SUDDENLY BRAUN
BASED BRAWN
BASED BRAUN SAVING THIS SEGMANT
BASED BRAUN
>BRAUN STROWMAN
Braun saving a shit segment again
BRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
Based Strongman saving this shit segment
BRAUN
Braun "Country Strong" Strowman to kill New Gay and Memezo and Ass
clusterfuck match
>Rusev, Titus, Braun
>Cass, Big E
There is going to be an entire ton in the ring
Lana can't resist all that dark meat in the ring, don't even deny it!
>>2183517
at least they're american, which is all that matters to based Vinnie Mac
>braun teaming with titus
This episode ain't that bad
>>2183521
Shaq will be leagues better than this, watching him try to wrestle will actually be entertaining
i honestly cant believe how well they've built braun
>Braun relegated to a gimmick match with Titus, New Day, Jinder, and Enzo/Cass
it's over
>Braun shows up
MUH DICK
Imma be real, Titus is actually entertaining as fuck these past weeks
>>2183532
I hope
>>2183512
Thanks for the ((((you)))
but that is Lana
but i get what ya sayin dawg
>>2183539
He's improving every week, and at a stupidly fast rate
>>2183415
>>2183498
Dean, Miz, Dolph, Bray, Luke and Randall Keith
I know it's a big meme on this here website to say that you hope a wrestler suffers a career-ending injury but I wish Cass would shatter his lower body off of that big dumb elbow he does
"MANLET KILLER" BRAUN
wait do women like New day cause they dream of getting Blacked?
>>2183542
He got great mic skills
Titus should stick to the "I DONT GET THE MEMES" gimmick. That was better than it should have been
>>2183547
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>2183551
white women do
Where is Erick Rowan btw?
>>2183517
>white boi SEETHING
>>2183542
Agreed
>>2183540
The state of raw
>>2183557
I think he's injured but could be back soon
kofi and wood look tiny compared to everyone
>>2183557
Injured iirc
>>2183547
Titus should form a team with Erick Rowan and twerk on women backstage
New thread?
>>2183551
Only degenerate / fat women actually want that
>>2183556
Wouldn't be happening if white """men""" could satisfy their women
how the fuck is titus top five on the raw roster?
Who /Makitawin/ /titusbrand/ /urahurahurah/ /millionsofdollars/ /idontknowwhoyouwantbutiwantdarren/ here?
Why would Braun give a shit about this match
>>2183355
Anon, stop. If you start being shady and trying to hide who you are, she's going to pick up on it a mile away.
Ask her if she likes wrestling. If she says yeah, great. If she says no, double down, tell her you're a big wrestling fan. Don't be ambivalent about it. Assert yourself, let her know who you are. If she's not into what you are and that's a big enough barrier for her to affect how she feels about you, fuck her anyway.
Most women are homunculi who adapt to liking whatever hobbies their men are into anyway. Be yourself, why hide what you're passionate about?
tl;dr-- don't be a pussy.
>>2183567
This
>>2183567
I know I sure as hell can't. Thank fuck for open relatioships
>>2183568
According to who?
>2183567
https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/823690451542822912>
>>2183568
Hes comfortable in a joke role and I think the fans can get behind someone like that.
Did Rusev break his nose?
>>2183575
you're gross
>>2183558
Lol! DEY WANTS DA CHOCOLATE!
HURRA HURRA HURRA
>>2183544
Me again, checked
>>2183557
i bet he will help based Luke tomorrow
>>2183571
Here.
>>2183578
kek
based Big E
>>2183581
why?
>"Old school bodybuilding techniques"
Based Byron exposing Jinder with his bantz
>>2183578
BOOTY O'D
>>2183547
Wait, Cass entered himself, but Enzo didn't?
God, they really don't want the team to last
Cass literally did nothing in that move
>>2183585
You're pretty great.
I'm getting nothing else.
Lets date
Sticky?
what happened to rusevs nose?
>>2183578
B A S E D
I
G
E
>>2183542
yep
Braun looking strong af.
>Lebraun
kek
>>2183515
>>2183518
>LEBRAUN
>>2183593
>Being THIS new
>LeBraun sign
kek
well, its the big show.
BIG SHOE?!
is his finisher a fucking powerslam LMAO
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllll
WWWWEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WEEEEELLLLL
Its Big Show!
WEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THAT DDT REVERSAL THOUGH
>BIG SHOW TURNING BABYFACE
BEEG
CLASH OF THE TITANS
BIG SHOW LOOKING TRIM
>>2183591
Jinder looks like he's taking copious amounts of steroids to impress Vince but all it's doing is making him look like Scott Steiner at the end of his TNA run.
BEEG
IT'S A BIIIIIG SLOOOOOOOOOW
Based Big pops Show.
Braun eliminated Big Show by himself last year and that was with Bray limiting his power
Is he sucking his gut in or wearing a corset? He looks so unnatural
>That guy with the Vikings jersey
Why
Battle of the Neckbreads
BRAUN IS A FUCKING MANLET COMPARED TO BEEG HOLY SHIT
DESTROYED
MANLET
BRAUN BURIED
>mention Braun/Show for weeks
>it finally happens
He aint look that fit since he was the Gaint
holy SHIT big show looks so fucking good
This commentary is so unintentionally gay
What was the point of that?
/r/'ing naked guy looking at Beeg on TV
Is this Big Shows final form?
>>2183630
>not knowing about based BEEG hitting the showers, lifting weights and getting a clue
He all the things the losers on this board are afraid to do
Big Show actually looks great
God damn Big Show got that Chris Pine shoulder to waist ratio
WHAAAAALLLLLEEEEEE
>>2183629
That was a clumsy AF elimination
>>2183633
Braun got him on beard length tho
>making Braun run like a bitch two weeks in a row
Raw is so shit
>>2183625
>copious amt of steroids
Nah just a hardy amount of tren
>>2183640
Graves is literal dogshit on commentary. He needs to fuck off back to NXMeme
>>2183644
yes
hes evolved into Big GOAT
Fuck FIT SHOW is terrifying
No clockwork?
/Wwe/ is dead.
>>2183662
It's been dead for a while fgt
>>2183662
Yeah /wwe/ died in 2015 you're late boy
>HOW DO WE REPACKAGE BIG SHOW THIS TIME
>DRESS HIM IN JACK SWAGGERS RING GEAR
Braun just about looks as happy as a hog eating shit
>>2183687
>getting huge nostalgia pops while having to do nothing, also just got /fit/
I would too 2bh
>>2183596
>oh okay ^/////^
>>2183578
Based BBCE