RAM Gamethread #2 -Oreowens Edition

Raw is gay

>>2182810
Is that a real pic?

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emmalina debuts tonight

Raw is trash

>>2182810
fuck off carter

>>2182810
What's the red streak supposed to be

>>2182832
RAM is gay

just got home from work, did i miss any based big dog

Bayley is ugly as fuck.

What's Corey Graves haircut called?

>>2182841
Sauce

>Bayley is such shit on the mic that all of her promos are now taped

JUST

WOW

>>2182841
scar from gastric bypass

>>2182837
she can't. I'm not scheduled to be unlocked until friday...

WOW!!!!!!!!!

JUST

>that tattoo on Bayley's neck

She's a member of The Ascension?

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>>2182837
Please please post more of this. I love Emma's little butt, she was the only reason I watched MemeXT, I could cum buckets to her

>>2182810
hey carter, fuck you

>>2182832
fpbp

Why is this show so fucking shit?

THE STATE OF BAYLEYS MIC SKILLS

IM FUCKIN DEAD

>wOw!

HAHAHAHA WHAT A SHIT TAT ON BAYLEY

Bitch needs some braces.

W O W

>you don't just declare for the rumble even though literally everyone else has

why is Jay Leno on Raw?

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Bayley is so cute

>Bayley has a tattoo
FUCKING DROPPED

God she is so ugly

>that infectious attitude

are they pushing a zayn underdog story or do they just hate him?

>WOW

W
O
W

WOW, she is fucking terrible she speaks like a 5yo stuttering and stumbling. The pausing you can tell she is trying to remember her lines.

>>2182874
someone cap this shit lmaooooo

>>2182882
the 2nd one

WWE is the land of the giants

is Bayley a legit autist?

>>2182882
They dislike muslims

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UGLY

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>bayley relegated to taped interviews after that shitty promo last week

>charlotte will never (not once) lose at a PPV

She will be the next undertaker, but even better.
Instead of once a year itll be 14 times a year.

How many takes did it take to get this segment taped?

sounds like a nxt promo class presentation

Damn up close she looks ugly as fuck

does she look like a potato? I cant put my finger on it.

Holy shit, is Bayley, dare I say it, WORSE than Sasha?

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fucking useless

who /changedthechannel/ here? Just gonna watch this Duke/NCState game for awhile, see if it's any good when I come back.

>>2182882
Linda is a part of Trumps cabinet. Sami is islamic.

What do you think?

Just joined and turned Raw on, what have I missed lads?

They're trying so hard to recapture the popularity Bayley had on nxt but her mic skills destroy the whole attempt.

>>2182810

>OUTLAW RAW

>gimmick is of the ultimate fan living out their dream of making it to the WWE
>acts like the most autistic person in the world

Is there a more realistic gimmick in wrestling?

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENILE KEK STILL ON TV???

>>2182891
he is the same size as rollins

Who's the hotter white woman: Bayley or Charlotte?

>>2182893
Every smart person should dislike Muslims in today's society.

STATE OF JASETHYS MIC AND ACTING SKILLS HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>2182901
she wears a lot of makeup

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>>2182860

>>2182892
she mentioned having some kind of developmental disability when she was on Jerichos podcast a little while ago

WOOOOOOOW

>>2182915
Charlie. By miles.

>>2182882
It was probably Vinces fascist russian agent friend Drumpf who ordered it.

What a bitter piece of shit

>>2182916
and niggers

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jesus foley
>put him out of his misery trips

>>2182909
monster pop for Reigns at the start of the show

are they setting up triple h costing seth this match? if they are supposedly going to feud at wrestlemania, the buildup should start soon right?

seth still getting punished for sting and balor?

>>2182915
Bayley because at least she has a nice body.

Charlotte looks like a tranny heroin addict.

>>2182933
>implying WWE would do something interesting like this

>the state of cuck foley's hair

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>>2182920
>tfw you know that Big Mac Zack gets to smash every night

>>2182932
kek

>>2182932
And even louder pop for Owens

>>2182882
A Bit of Both

>>2182921
the bitch calls her finisher a baley to belly, if that isn't proof of some slight retardation I don't know what is

Zayn to get Seth's spot?!? Not a dog spot? A liver spot? Or a bald spot? But, Seth's spot?

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>>2182915
>Bayley isn't white

i really like this "fuck the authority" seth

By the time the first hour ends, they'll already have used the tag team and Sef.

What garbage is scheduled in the next two hours?

>can bosley regrow your hair

someone show this to sasha

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>>2182941
not to mention her baking skills

THIS IS MY HAIR

>>2182946
He will lose

>>2182810
>making a second general when the other hasn't hit it's limit

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lucha brothers when?

>>2182950
First thing that popped into my mind. That balding chick wasn't as serious as botcha, but there may be hope for horseface yet

>>2182949
More Titus shenanigans, Nia match and most likely based Neville.

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>mfw forced to watch Raw

>the burial of Sami begins tonight

Good

>>2182949
a few emmalina video packages and cruiserweight stuff

>>2182916
Not sunnis. Not surprised that you probably know nothing about the actual culture.

>>2182948
slowly turning into a seth mark as the days go by

Is his nickname the architect because he's a George Costanza fan?

Seth is losing since he is in one of the title fights anyways.

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>>2182956
Your out only hope

Is Rollins legitimately autistic?

jasethy gets the most pathetically quiet 0 pops

0 reaction every time his music hits

>>2182920
Holy fucking yum

>>2182964
when jericho leaves and zayn is buried raw will literally be 3 people on tv

>>2182969
who?

>>2182810
>some fags post anime pics for RawGeneral
And then there is you op, thank you.
Have a (you)
>>2182837
MUH
DIK

>>2182958
Literally who?

when did The Big Show join the rumble???

big show is legitimately the worst part of every single rumble he has been a part of

>>2182974
only his dick

>>2182958
That combination mask look very comfy. Would buy

WHATS THE GIMMICK OF THIS MUSLIM

I don't know for sure who's winning the Rumble but I know it's gonna suck no matter what

SHAQ CONFIRMED FOR RUMBLE

taker will get 25th or 30th spot?

>>2182982
on youtube about an hour ago

>>2182972
>>2182972
>>2182972
Wait am I the only one who thinks Seth ISN'T winning?

They are going to build of Sami.

Holy fucking shit can Zayn change that shitty K Pop theme? Maybe this is why he's a certified jobber.

>>2182986
>underdog who is just happy to be here

LITERALLY 0 REACTION WITH SOME BOOS FOR SAMI

KEK FUCKING DIE MUSLIM

>>2182986
he's muslim

Raws 2 top babyfaces just got zero pops

lol i just saw a kenny omega shirt behind the shot with the kid

>>2182994
he isn't happy most of the time though

>zayn went from huge pops and the crowd singing his song to literally nothing
how did raw do it?

he has to go back

>Thinking either of them lose this match

Braun is coming and interfering.

Kenny Omega tshirt in crowd. Even Ramcuks know what's up.

>>2182986
ZZZZZZzzzzzzayne
He likes ska and is bores people

Sami is better than all three Shieldetties combined

Was that a fucking boo for Zayn there

I thought he was over

There's gonna be no surprise returns and it's gonna suck dick

>>2182986
pedicab driver

Sami Heel turn tonight.
Screencap this post.

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Zayn turns heel to beat Seth

>>2182986
He's going to eventually snap

>>2182969
Congrats, you know something pointless.

>sami loses
>turns heel
>bombs the arena

>>2182997
there is only 1 top baby face and his name is roman reigns. he gets the biggest pops of all time

>both atheletic borderline cruiserweights
>trade headlocks

fucking kek how quick did hey cut from the shot with the kenny omega shirt

>>2183008
That should be his new finisher

>>2183007
Probably Joe and like Finlay or whatever

>>2182983
> Who could possibly eliminate the Big Show?!

>>2183006
nobody aside from Reigns is over on Raw

Have Tyler Black and El Generico had any good matches with each other?

>>2183014
*boos

>>2182983
But he's so taaaallll

>>2183010
Fucking yum

>>2183021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHY1VJGVl0M

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>>2183000
3000 miles to check em

>>2183006
only roman is over cause hes the only guy who has alpha charisma

>>2183003
>>2182998
>>2183016
you know security just snatched that nigga

>Muslim vs Jasethy
Enzo Aboring and Cass aren't even out and I'm getting some ceritified Z's

>>2183020
Have you heard of Jericho? He isn't new but maybe you are

>Royal Rumble is for someone who is going to be challenging for a title at Mania
>Let's put someone in here who's literally going to retire

>>2183000
if someone needed to hide a corpse, they could just send it to wwe. They would bury it so damn deep that no one could ever find it

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Quick /asp/!

Predict how Sami will lose

>>2183019
will be a brock/goldie combo

>>2183020
>Jericho
>Goldberg
>not over

Ok fedoramen

>>2183034
Purdygree

>Big Show wins the rumble
>Big Show vs Shaq main events mania

book it

>>2183036
Wrong. It's gonna be Shaq.

Seth takes his wrist things off in every match and I'm sick of it

Brock wrestles four times a year and even then he only takes his gloves off for for one of those matches

In short, overexposure is the cancer killing the company

>>2183034
strowshit nterference

big show will give his spot to sami

>>2182983
We usually make him the Big Show Jackpot, in my RR pool. Big side pot.

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It's a suicide dive show

>>2182921
Elaborate

>>2183031
I have literally never watched (or heard of) pro wrestling before tonight and I know Roman is over as fuck

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>>2183034
(suicide bombs internally)

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>>2183038
>Jericho

>>2182974
Rollins, Zayn, and Cesaro are all autistic

>>2183034
Pinfall

Are they announcing all 30 entrants in the Rumble this year, or leaving a few open spots for surprise entrances?

>>2183048
carter plz

>>2183049
Those sources kek

>>2183049
>source is a Youtube video

When the fuck did this become the world we live in?

>>2183046
And it's a shame he didn't succeed in taking his own life

Where would you lick Cathy Kelly? I would lick her anus

>>2183049
really rewires the neural pathways doesn't it

How come they call the suicide dive a

"Torpay sewaseeda"?
What the fuck does That mean? Is "suicide" too edgy? Malro ranallo says it a lot, so does cole.

>>2183053
Dude obviously they will leave a few open.

Are we gonna see angle? Tonight? RR? That is the true question

>>2183047
It's just that. Jericho brought up challenges making it in the business and she told him she had been diagnosed with a disability

>>2183000
raw can inexplicably go months and months without anything happening

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>>2183056
>>2183057
>muslim defense force

>>2183060
Feet, definitely feet

>>2183062
It's the actual name of the move

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>mfw Io is Smackdown and the fat bitch is RAM

>>2183048
BBD bringing in the newbies

baed Big Dime Chrisley working the fat virgin marks.

>>2183041
Shaq will be talking trash in the stands causing him to loose focus and get eliminated thus setting up for the 1 on 1 match at Mania?

>>2183062
tope suicida

WIT DA BLUE THANDAH BOMB

>>2183062
tope suicida is a suicide dive through middle ropes

>>2183060
thighs

>>2183063
>Angle vs Styles
please vince

>>2183049
>hey guys check out this picture I saved from /pol/

BACK TO BACK BLUE THUNDER BOMBS

WIT DA MEECHUNOKOO DRIVAH

>Cole calling moves

the fuck

>Acting this suspenseful over a move that never finishes opponents.

cole knows the difference now

Remember when Jack Swagger did a Blue Thunder Bomb but he called it the Red White and Blue Thunder Bomb?

>>2183070
THICC

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>>2183079
Triggered af

The crowd is literally just waiting for Goldberg at this point

>>2183063
HHH, Angle and Samoa Joe at the Rumble for sure.

>>2183073

But that match is already booked
Big dimes shaq is going to main event mania and work the uninsured marks into saving hundreds with the general

>>2183082
Mauro Ranallo taught him well

>>2183078
Its true. Angle will walk in as the biggest face in WWE day one. Crazy.

I want to see him manage some people.

>>2183078
Angle recently said he wants AJ to be his final match

THAT FUCKING KICK

>>2183087
>(((Steinberg)))


This is proof that kikes are all running shit

NOBODY KICKS OUT OF TEH FALCON ARROW

>DUDE FALSE FINISHERS LMAO

5 STAR MATCH CONFIRMED!!!

>>2183093
Angle, American Alpha, Shelton Benjamin
Just get Charlie Hass back and we got a good team there

Id love to see Generico some how steal Nevilles spot in the RR right before hes about to walk out. Neville screwed again.

Based Zayn

>>2183087
>The madman actually did it.
>He already bombed Isis 31 times injuring their leader.

Thanks Russell, faggot.

As shitty as ram started, this match is good.

Why does Seth want to win the Royal Rum Bowl anyway? Isn't he after Trips?

Good match desu

>>2183090
Is Samoa Joe any good? Never seen him in TNA or NXT. He looks like a fatty but that seems to be ok now cuz Owens broke the glass ceiling for fatasses

this fucking shitty match

seth is insufferably bad

match is terrible

two filithy muzzies in the ring. what has become of the wwe?

RAINMAKER SLINGBLADE

>>2183067
Nah man fuck those sand niggers

>>2183082
he did it for the UK tournament he probably got used to it

this is one of the worst matches in wrestling history

FUCK THAT SEQUENCE BY ROLLINS

Did rollins just do a Rainmaker?

What the fuck.

Why
Why would one of these guys not be in the rumble?

How fucking stupid are these people

FIGHT FOREVER
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>2183109
>>2183110
This match is good you no-like-anything faggots. Enjoy something for once in your sad lives.

>This is awful chants

>Sami/Seth lose, but for putting on such a match they get to enter the RR anyways
Calling it.

>>2183108
watch styles vs joe vs daniels in 2005

one of the worst matches ive seen on raw in weeks

state of these roh nerds and smarks

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>>2183109
>>2183110
>t. False flagging Smackdownies

What is with the Sami Muslim thing? I don't get it he is honestly openly Muslim or something?

This match is pretty damn goof

>Rollins going for the Pepsi Plunge

Just fuck my knees up senpai

>>2183124

>smackdownies

This match is really good.

>>2183126
check his facebook or twitter

>Rollins was about to steal CM Phil's Outlaw move

Seth with the Pepsi Pludge nod to Phil

seth was going for pepsi plunge lel

>>2183126
He's not muslim. He just has some arabic writing on his tights so spergs here on /asp/ like to act like he is.

What a 10/10 match

>>2183126
yes. check out his twitter

>>2183126
he used to do "death to america" promos on the indies

>13 people in the front row looking down at their phones

JUST

>>2183123
Ok will do thx. 12 years ago though so...

>>2183126
It's a few autistic spammers that sperg out whenever they see Sami. /asp/ is eternally seething because of him for some reason

>>2183126
Rami Sebei (Arabic: رامي السبيعي)

>tfw Seth hasn't injured Sami so we don't have to see him for 6+ months

Feels bad

Do you ever consider maybe you're not a great shitposter?

YOU SEE, SETH

Is zayne getting fatter? Is he trying to get like Owens?

>>2182933
>>2182933
I FUCKED CALLED IT

Meanwhile, Woods has a secure spot

WD DID IT BROS

HHH IS BACK BECAUSE THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER!!!

SEETHING

SEETHING

>SEETHING

Fake entrance,

For fucks sake

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>>2183139
Are you watching a replay of Smackdown?

SEETHING

HAITCH

SEETHING

>SEETHING

lel he waited until football was over

SEETHING

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DIMES

>ROLLINS SEETHING
TOP KEK

SETH MARKS SEETHING

YEAH THIS WILL GET SAMI OVER

SEEETHING

>>2183142
If you translate Sami Zayn into Arabic, and then back into English, it says El Generico

>gaytch legitimately waited for nfl, cfb, and a nba championship rematch to not show up again on tv

>Rollins Seething

What a crappy way to finish a great match

>decent match
>distraction finish
Fuck, I love this show

This is kinda hype as fuck good job raw

Should I go play Uncharted 4 or keep watching RAW?
Or maybe go do some ranked matches in OW?

SEETHING

WWE match of year so far

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>>2183150
>>2183151
>>2183152

rollins worked again

TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!11!!!

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MA BOI SETH JUST GOT FUCKED UP WHO THE HELL BOOKS THIS SHIT

>people enjoy watching 25 minutes of wrestling between zayn and rollins

fucking losers

>>2183147
Good call anon

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>raw had to false flag a triple h appearance to get a slight reaction from this dead crowd
i love it. this show is beyond dead

S E E T H I N G

That was the first good Seth match in a while

Based Sami

>>2183154
i dont even watch cuckdown, no one does

>>2183170
you could try killing yourself

TIME TO DRAW NO DIMEES

>Replay of a fan's reaction

Fuck off Dunn

WORKED
O
R
K
E
D

>>2183176
S E E T H I N G

>>2183167
>What is protecting both baby faces

Based Haitch is over as fuck.

All those boos

That was a great match.
And it didn't involve a combination of Seth/Roman/Jericho/KO

biggest pop of the night

Why the fuck do they need to show fan reactions?

>>2183178
>>2183178
>>2183178
NEW

>>2183170
do both you stupid idiot

>people bet on Seth to win the rumble

So basically if anyone wants to beat Rollins you just got to get him in a rollup pin right?

That ending sums up RAM

Holy fuck that bearded mark and land whale .

Top kek.

>ABSOLUTELY INCENSED

>>2182992
>>2182972
TOLD YOU FAGGOTS
I TOLD YOU

I
FUCKING
TOLD YOU


I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLED IT.

EAT SHITS FAGGOTS

Loved it.
We all got worked.

Stupid baby face

>ROLLINS SEETHING


/POL/FAGS UTTERLY BTFO BY BASED BIG POPS CABBY

JASETHY IS OUT AND SAMI IS IN

>WWE never has a 6 star ma-
*points at Sami Zayn vs Seth Rollins*

Zayn is getting booed guys

BIG POP HHH

>>2183202
>>2182933

>>2183176
>I N C E N S E D

>>2183190
This.
He will do ok when Vince goes

>>2183202
based fortuneteller fag. Keep predicting shit for us please.

>>2183208
You have to go back

so is he gonna somehow fuck up the rumble

In what world is the WWE expecting you to watch 6 hours of their programing in a day?

Big Pop Jack

USA

USA

USA
USAA

>KEKED