Oh no Big Mark saw what you wrote about him online. He kicks

Take the sledgehammer I hid in my trunks and crack the back of his skull

Pull some dimes out of my pocket, mark is deathly allergic to them.

>>2180667
Way to quickly ruin this thread with your erotic fan fiction

>>2180657
Offer all my shitty Nu-Metal cds that I haven't listened to since I was a teenager. Advice him to put up a yard sale and sell those cds for ten cents so he can see what a dime looks like.

>>2180657
If I get beat up by Undercarder and no one is around to watch, did I really get beat up?

>>2180657

When undercarder powerbombs me he'll realize I'm doing the same thing he's done all his life

Lay on my back and take the pin

>>2180657
Try to kick him in the head while being lifted up

>>2180731
Fuck you i like coal chamber

Oversell Dolph Giggles style.

>>2180657
>cares about what people say about him online
Big Mark indeed

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>>2180657
get my gun

Destroy him with a brutal pipebomb

>>2180789
not him, but same af.
>me loco

Channel my inner Kidman and not let him fucking powerbomb me.

Sandbag him since he doesn't have the strength to lift my fat ass up.

I hit him with the strongest counter attack in all of wrestling: the black Asian mist.