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admit it /asp/ you wanna be like him

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admit it /asp/ you wanna be like him
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>>2171967
I am much better than him. No thanks, I prefer to be me.
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>>2171974

well lets see:

you dont have a beautiful wife
you dont have cool tattoos
you havent worked the smarks into a shoot
you dont have the balls to step into the ring OR the octagon

face it Punk is the GOAT
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Tall and rich, yes. I can do without the cuckoldry
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>>2171985

>phil
>tall
>rich

'no'
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>>2171985
>CM Punk
>tall

Wtf?
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>>2171982
I bet I am happier :) that's what only matters
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>>2171992
>>2171994
He's 5'11'' which is objectively tall. Average male in the US is 5'10''
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>>2171997
>but I'm happy

and yet you're here wasting your life away
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>>2172003
I don't consider it a waste :) it's relaxing
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>>2172000
Oh wow I thought the average was higher
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>>2172012
No, that's a 4chan meme. Most men are not 6' tall
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THIS FIRRRE BURRRRNNS ALLLLLLWAYYYYYS
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>>2171967
No thanks, I like drinking Beer while eating a Steak which is followed by praying to the Lord.
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>>2172012
Nope. For most white countries it's 5'9"-5'10". Average height in the Netherlands is 6'0" according to some sources but almost everywhere else it's uncommon to be above 5'10". Phil is small for a wrestler but not for a guy on the street.
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>>2172043
BASED ALPHA PHIL PUTTING OVER THE YOUNG ROOKIE
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I'd wanna fuck AJ sure
I'd also want to have the guts to quit a job that I don't like anymore
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>>2171967
>marrying Jay Lethals sloppy seconds
No thanks
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>>2171982
>beautiful wife
Stopped there
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>gave up Maria for an indian boy
>humiliated himself
>destroyed his legacy
>destroyed wrestlings credibility
>buried his bridges with WWE
>will never headline wrestlemania
>will never be HoF
>will likely run out of money within 10 years

He could've had it all.
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>>2171982
>you dont have a beautiful wife
To each their own but I'd rather not marry a literal midget.
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> millionaire NEET
Yes

> fucks an indian boy
No
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@2172050
You are a dork
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>>2172449

>buried his bridges with WWE
It's "burned" not "buried"
>will never be HoF
He 100% will be HoF.
>will likely run out of money within 10 years
He won't. He's a known turbo-shrewd.
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>>2172425
>Implying he fucks AJ
>Implying it takes guts to quit a job out of frustration of not being good enough with the perspective of easy money in UFC
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