Official Lynch vs Bliss cage match HYPE thread

>>2162861
I don't know, Alexa is hot and she got quite a few loads from me lately but I have never see her wrestle. Is she any good?

>>2162921
shes not very good in the ring but shes by far the best female in terms of acting/mic work

in ring skill cans be taught very easily

same here bro every time i fall alsleep I start thinking of this match and I wake up. I am excited

>>2162927
hello Ethan!

Its gonna suck

>>2162925
Alright I'll probably watch it

>>2162861
Trooth Bombz is hype as fuck. Alexa Bliss has the cutest personality in promos and I recently listened to Becky in a Stone Cold podcast and resparked my love for her.
>>2162925
Alexa isn't terrible in the ring. Her title push came faster than I think anyone expected and she's held up to the challenge despite being in over her head a bit. Even if her matches aren't perfect you cant tell she is working her ass off. I think she has what it takes to improve and carry the belt past Wrestlemania.

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>>2162973
> whoopsie

>>2162974
This level of dedication has me believing you're a bot.

>>2162921
>but I have never see her wrestle. Is she any good?

She good. REALLY good. And shes gonna get better.

Ive watched this match 6 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNnBTqyiAn0

>>2162861
Cage matches are shit, Becketty is shit and Bliss is shit. This will be the worst match of the week

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>>2162925
>shes by far the best female in terms of acting/mic work
no

>>2163004
shame shes so ugly

Based Smackdown

>>2162921
No. She's one of the worst workers on Smackdown. Anyone that says otherwise is a waifufag or a virgin blinded by their lust for her.

>>2163008
>shame she intimidates manlet smarks with her height
Ftfy

>>2163012
10/10 body
2/10 face

>>2163010

there's what? 5 girls on smackdown?

Anyways she's mediocre in the ring but does fine because she's really athletic.

Hype as fuck. I will literally kill myself if we somehow get swerved.

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This is literially my second night of watching wrestling. Im trying to get in to it. How did they do that thing where they had that fat girl break that other girls leg

>>2163036
Israel is booty.

>Becky's thighs pressed against the cage and leaving a fishnet pattern on her skin
>Alexa's bubble butt being squished on the cell

Dunno about you guys, I don't think my dick will make it through the match

It's almost 3am here and it starts in 9 hours, honestly 1 of the hype /b/ros now!!

>>2163036
we are watchers of the product not creators.

>>2163025
Athleticism doesn't stop Naomi and Charlotte from being dogshit

>>2163034
Mickie James is confirmed for debuting tonight. Becky has zero chance of winning. There is no swerve.

>>2162861
Mickie james is rumored 2 show up in the match

If Alexa Bliss does her moonsault finisher off the cage and injures herself I'm going to be pissed

>>2162861
>actually watching divashit
hope this is the main event so I can go to bed early

>>2163740
>divashit main eventing on the A show
haha

Tell me, why does she wear the goggles?

>>2163819
Simple merch that can sell, like lucha masks or Cena armbands

>>2163823
>>2163819
>tfw no qt steampunk gf

How come Smackdown can have a women's match in the main event and have it feel natural and built up but when RAW tries it's forced and contrived and feels like we're being force-fed steaming hot dogshit?

>>2163676
You mean 180 splash.
Twisted Bliss isn't a moonsault by any stretch of the imagination.

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>hype for a wwe cage match
>in 2017

door spot, occasional toss into the cage, door spot, followed by a victory via pinfall or submission

>>2162921
Nah she's legit awful right now but its not like anybody on the roster is working circles around her

>>2163643

Being athletic helps Charlotte be better than the rest of the Ram roster

>>2163969
Charlottes surely out of this world vagina gives her abilities in other areas of life normal women cant match

>>2163993
>Charlottes surely out of this world vagina

proofs?

>>2163967
>Nah she's legit awful right now

youre full of shit.
Alexa is one of the two big reasons to watch Smackdown. The other is AJ.

>>2164014
>youre full of shit.

She can't wrestle, the guy was asking about wrestling.

>>2164018
>She can't wrestle, the guy was asking about wrestling.

You full of shit. She is a fine wrestler.
you see this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNnBTqyiAn0

>>2164021
She's not going to fuck you because you lie about her on a chinese cartoon website

Even her biggest waifufags admit she's not in-ring good

>>2164028
>She's not going to fuck you because you lie about her on a chinese cartoon website

>this ever repeated strawman

Getting quite old desu senpai

>>2162861
We don't get hyped! We STAY hyped!

>>2164091
Mojo is keeping alexa Hyped

>>2164021
This proved absolutely nothing

I'll be at the show tonight. Really hyped. Local ads are saying there will be a triple threat for the title with Cena, Styles, and Ambrose. Gonna be a good show.

>>2164145
>This proved absolutely nothing

since you watch the WHOLE THING and digested it:

What did you have issues with?
What was good about it?
What did you think was lacking?

Surely you can give solid constructive criticism of a match were the two women worked for 15 minutes.

Why doesnt becky do suplexes anymore

>>2164158
it wasnt good
not a lot
a lot

there you go, leave me alone

>>2164195
Actually answer the question, you cuck. Based Alexa is going to win and you're upset because Becketty is going to fucking lose you fucking cuck.

>>2164220
calm down kid

>>2162921
She's good on the mic/acting, but she needs to improve her in-ring abilities. 6/10 wrestler, 10/10 qt 3.14

>>2164226
don't fucking tell me when to calm down, cuck. i'll have you know i am a professional wrestling scout and i've signed on over one hundred professional wrestlers, you fucking cuck. you hear me? they are all a phone call away and they will all ddt you with the force of a thousand gods, you fucking cuck. you just had to respond with your smart comment, huh cuck? well now you're going to pay for it when my wrestlers fuck your shit up boy.

>>2162973
>referring to yourself in the third person

You're not The Rock or Doctor Doom. Please stop. :)

>>2163819
She's Chandra Nalaar
[spoiler]chandra a shit