MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #6 30 minutes left

>>2161975
Can we have faction wars and characters again? Personality?

Fucking finally. First for Angle, the only good part of tonight

ITS ME

ITS ME

ITS BANKRUPTCY

They should have Tamina come out with Jimmy Snuka's ashes and tip it in the urn with Paul Bearer which caused Kane and Undertaker to come out and pledge their Alliance to Tamina while bringing in a 3rd brother that says their vision is clouded and there is actually a bad spirit in the urns caused by Tamina and then they chokeslam her

WHERE THE FUCK IS TOMCHAD

Alicia gonna slap

>Angle next
>more shitty cw shit

>>2161989
"no"

inb4 the HoFer is Benoit

>>2161993
Bliss cage match hype is best hype.

holy shit autistic alicia is best girl

They call her Nia Jax because her bloodstream is 85% cheese puff dust.

>Crazy Alicia Fox

Holy fucking yum

Is Alicia's hair real?

that wig

She would totally jump on New Tom's dick

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4

Alicia Fox is horrible...

...but I'd fuck her so hard.
She's the only female aside from Nattie who isn't poop tier.

Damn Michael Cole is a fucking manlet

>>2162008
Rip wwe in 2023.

What's everyone's favourite jerk off, cum eating instruction videos? i'm feeling a bit hungry/naughty lol

IT IS ANGLE

I wonder what Alicia screams like when she orgasms

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED COLE

HOLY FUCK ITS ACTUALLY KURT

OH MY FUCK

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>Just started the episode
>Roman walks out
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanna fug the fox.

Broken Freakin' Neck

>>2162015
> Black woman
> real hair

CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE

WON THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK

WENT INTO THE HALL OF FAME WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN BODY

>Kurt Enwall

YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK

im crying, its too much for me

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

Holy shit ANGLE IS BACK ON WWE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REJOICE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SUCK

YOU SUCK

YOU SUCK

YOU SUCK

DUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUN

BASED BIG LOCKS KURT

What did i miss lads?

This means he's not wrestling again

NO FUCKING WAY

HE WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKING NECK

I WANTED TO HEAR HIS THEME MUSIC ON TV FOR SO LONG

CALL ME KURT ANGLE

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She's coming back right fellas?

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shi

When his music hits at the ceremony will they chat You Suck or Thank You

I'M JUST A SEXY KURT
>SEEEXXXXYYYYY KKKKUUURRRRTTTT
I'LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT

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ANGLE IS GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQQZVVUnf0g

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>>2162022
go back to /b/ fucktard

G O A T
O
A
T

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>>2161975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwB25bGe7DE

>>2162046
Good, he shouln't be in a ring anymore to start with with that scotch tape neck

IT'S TRUE
IT'S DAMN TRUE

>Kurt angle
>MLK day

Bravo Vince.

YOU SUCK

Could this be the opponent they have in mind for Cena now, or even AJ, as a final WM appearance?

HOLY FUCK

When the championship actually mattered, holding it 4 times was a big thing

YOU SUCK CHANTS STILL HAPPENING DURING HIS FUCKING HALL OF FAME DEBUT

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do people keep saying Kurt Angle sucks?

>>2162050
Fat bitch is gone.

Fuck I love Kurt

you suck chants

why does my stream have to fuck up now.

>You suck chants

Nice

I'M FUCKING TEARING UP HEARING THE YOU SUCK

HE'S COMING HOME LADS

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>>2162068
So you're saying she's making her return as fit Dana??

Kevin keeps getting fatter

>>2162063
Triple H is the one people have to have their final match with.

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>TFW you hope Angle shows up at Rumble but you know it ain't happening

>>2162055

That promo is inspirational as fuck

I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH YOUR WIFE

>You suck chants
Based crowd

Kurt was the PERFECT wrestler, te most complete wrestler in history.

I love him so much

BASED ANGLE

Midcard midget man owens on.

Who here thinks Kurt actually wrestles?

Not me. Sucks.

Wish they would have saved it for the RR

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>not appearing on raw
>no surprise rumble
>just some bs speech at hof and wave his hand during mania
c-cool...i g-guess

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>MAYBE JUST MAYBE I HAVE 1 MORE ANGLE SLAM LEFT IN ME

>MAYBE JUST MAYBE I HAVE 1 MORE ANKLE LOCK LEFT IN ME

Whenever they finally let Angle walk down the ramp (likely the Raw the night after Mania) it will be a pop for the ages.

>>2162067
Because they love him

Based Sami zayn going over tonight lads

>>2162067
Its a sign of respect.

>>2162087
Of course he won't wrestle.

If he was gonna wrestle they wouldn't be putting him in the HOF.

>>2162080
Yup no way it is happening now.

My guess is WWE saw he is too beat up and did this instead.

Its true.

>>2162080
If he does then I will bust a nut, live, right there while watching the Rumble.

Last time I did that was at the 2000 Rumble, I think.

NOT A BIG FAN OF


"THE BLACK PEOPLE"

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>being excited about the return of a literal cuck

>>2162054
Stole from Maffew

>>2162077
Vince thinks anything above 130 pounds on a woman is fat.

Hence why nattie os conedy or never the ace or piggy james skit.

Jesus Christ ... it's "my first month of pro wrestling" night around here or something.

why women always get the super intelligent engineer role in the movies?

>>2162095

Um didn't Steamboat wrestle when he was inducted in the HoF? Bret "fought" Vince at Mania too right?

>>2162107
muh feminism

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Raw was impossible to fap to tonight

>>2162067
>>2162093
this.

The "You Suck" chant came from his heel run before he left. The fact that he's still getting heat (even if it's because of a meme chant) is a testament and compliment to his skills as a wrestler.

How long until New Day comes out with a triple kkk gimmick and hilarity ensues?

>>2162078
Arent we all

>>2162104
Not a fan of this post

>>2162097
I dunno mate, I marked right the fuck out for Bubba Ray in '15.

>>2162096
He could still part time it probably.

If Steiner gets inducted this year I can die happy

>>2162098
Are you a fan of

"THE GAY COMMUNITY"?

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>>2162103
Vince don't like the thiccness?

>>2162107
Women are smarter than men

>>2162067
It's a way to show him respect.

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>>2162067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI7_W5FVuyY

>>2162067
18+

>>2162107

Because they can't do stunts

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>>2162114
>Aren't we all

>>2162112
Before he left? It started in 2002 during his feud with Edge

It's the next annoying thing crowds did after the fucking what chant

Kurt was the most natural pro wrestler in history. He had it all.

When I got into WWE during HS he just debuted. Amazing from day fucking 1.

>>2162116
I agree he could be a hell of a manager. He can travel once a fucking week I hope.

>>2162098
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE ANY PERSON TAP OUT, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE JESUS

>>2162118
See, normally a superstar has a 50 50 chance of getting inducted into the HoF...

>>2162112
>>2162067
>>2162093
Honestly, I'm kinda hoping at the HoF ceremony, they chant "Thank You" instead. I think it'd be touching.

>>2162120
He's Irish.

>>2162107
Because movies are fiction.

>>2162120

Can't draw overweights on raw


Makes sense

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Eam has been utter garbage, looking forward to SDL and the Cage match. turning off now, fuck Ramen and the main event same old shit every week.

>>2162133

30+

>>2162122
No in fact its scientifically evidently proven they brains are finna smaller than males

>>2162111
I rubbed one out during the new day segment

>>2162120
Modt men didnt in the old days. Women are getting heavier in usa.

>>2162127
350kg -

>>2162138

Then they should make a movie about your sex life

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>>2162120
>Thick
>Literally all plastic

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>yfw angle comes back to replace foley as gm

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>You realize that you will never see Kurt Angle's perfect moonsault again.

>>2162136

>you're neat!
>you're neat!
>you're neat!
>you're neat!

Zami charges shit cab fares zayn

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>>2162143
>finna

Sounds like your brain is pretty small

BASED BIG DOG BRAUN

>>2162141

t. reddit

Is mountain of a man the worst nickname.

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>>2162152
Me on the left

>>2162147
metric system -

>>2162141
>You won't see Alexa's blonde hair dyed red with blood

I've just realized, there's been no Foley or Steph tonight.

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>>2162149
The ass is fat

Damn this match has 4 Canadians in it.

>2 champs
>come out first
>Roman coming out last

People pretending Vince isn't still pushing him as the top guy?

>>2162148
based femanon kicking male anons ass, you go girl!!

>fans singing samis theme

Push when?

>>2162153
We will see his amazing striking offense I bet. Damn he really had it all

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>RAW has to bring back aging part-timers every week to keep their already low ratings from dropping even further

The absolute STATE of RAM!

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>>2162149
DELET THIS

I will never understand why he is the architect

>>2162171
BUILD NORTHERN WALL
Canadians suck at wrestling

>mics turned down for the boos

Why do they still try to persevere with Reigns as a face.

0 pop for sami
0 pop for jasethy
Huge pop for roman

Rly makes you think

BBDRR

BBDWTS

Is Sami Zayn part of the SHIELD now?

Lmao I love when this faggot gets booed.

Zayn > Ambrose

>>2162171
Braun is Canadian?

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BBDWTS

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>>2162149

anyone her the nasaly kid tell someone to shut up?

>>2162156
Sounds like ya finna vertically challenged

>tfw Sami's only here to eat the pin

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>>2162171

>dunno how sami is standing after the last man standing match

WTF???

>>2162189

He has a tattoo of North Carolina on his arm m8

>>2162175
Hopefully fucking never. He can midcard if he picks up a respectable gimmick thats all he can possibly achieve.

Braun should win the rumble

emmalina when?

I've been edging for 6 months now

>>2162189
Roman is Canadian/Samoan

Is kurt angle coming or is there no reason to keep watching?

>Braun Strowman pushed as a top guy...

Great Khali 2.0, why?

>>2162183
>huge pop
>80% are boos
Not good for a face.

>>2162206
Eh Brock might come back out

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>>2162149
as long as it's nicely wrapped in skin

>>2162206

Neither. Enjoy the based big dawg brother

>>2162203
Her gimmick is that she never will arrive

>commercial

>Angle still gets constant "you suck" chants from the audience
>Roman gets massive pops from the audience

Can we once and for all agree that Based Big Dog is over as fuck atm?

>>2162209
Great Khali was a giant draw in India

>>2162171
ohhhh i get it cause kevin owens is a great big fat person

>>2162209
Strowman can actually walk two steps without nearly falling down.

>>2162194
Sounds like you should lose some weight Cuckter

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>>2162149
Dude

>>2162211
>Brock comes out
>Kills everybody
>SUPLEX SUPLEX SUPLEX
>Angle's music hits

>>2162216
he was always the most over guy

What are these faggoty tobacco commercials? My tax money doesn't go to these... right? RIGHT!??!?! ANSWER ME!!!

>>2162176
I loved his punches.

Will the rumble have a smarky crowd?

It's funny when Roman gets boo'd.

Ausfag here

Wtf is that cringey anti-smoking ad with the dubstep? That was awful.

>>2162183
>Face
>Booed
>Good pop

Pick two of the three

>>2162226
Tobacco taxes pay for those

>>2162212
>Miss Piggie
I'll pass.

Thought this would be the perfect place to ask, should I lay on the floor, couch or bed with my legs up over my face to cum in my mouth/face? What's /asp/'s fav way of doing it?

>>2162228
no
Texas is full of marks

>>2162216
Its not getting old not at all. I hope this meme goes on forever

>>2162216
Somewhat in the cena sense. Fan would had booed bret in these days.

Most guys in wwe always been hand picked either via strong push or pucked to get out of the midcard.

>>2162229
They had one with literal memes that sucked so much, it got people smoking

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>>2162222
The absolute madman

WHY WOULD I WEAR A WIRE

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>yfw every single RAW thread is filled with nothing but trolls, tripfags, 18+ babbies, and off-topic shitposters.

Feels good to be a Smacklad.

Our threads are slow, but at least we aren't as degenerate as the state RAM threads are in.

>>2162223
Post a pic before her plastic surgery.

>>2162235
get a teeter hang up

changed my life

>>2162229
they've been bombarding us with that shit since 2002 at least they used to be ok ads back then though now it's targeted to le millenials

I haven't had a chance to watch much tonight. Has Little Rock been sitting for most of the matches like usual or are they actually cheering some? I use to live there.

Is Chris jerichos chest inverse?

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>>2162234
You gay

>>2162136
there will be plenty of "thank you kurt" chants

>>2162182
Merch sales

Also women. My mom and sis think he is so hot.

>only 10 mins left
thank you jesus

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Fuck, marry, kill, eat out

>>2162235
Couch is easier if it's against a wall, gives you some comfort to lean up against and you can prop your legs up over a lot easier without the rough surface of the floor. It's the best feeling as well because you're essentially forced to make yourself feel like a male slut and ashamed because sometimes it's difficult to move around because of how lethargic you get afterwards so you soak in the full pathetic feel but at the same time you're faced with the decision to either spit or swallow and by the time you get up it's already soaked well and truly with your cum into your mouth that the taste just lingers for hours after.

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>>2162252
Stay BTFO'd

>>2162250
you mean like a cosecant?

>>2162242

See you tomorrow asshole

>>2162249
they just went crazy for zayn vs owens

>>2162255
Tell them I have more defined abs than him.

>>2162257
Marry becky
Kill Nat
Eat Sasha
Fuck Paige

Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are so fucking boring.

Jesus Christ

>>2162259
I miss dark red hair Becky.

>>2162257
fuck paige
marry becky
kill sasha
eat out nattie

How unbearable has this RAM been? What's happened?

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>>2162234
>"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Thank you Civ VI

>>2162257
Fuck Paige, marry natty, kill horse, eat Becky

>>2162257
eat out horse face, fuck becky, marry nattie, kill council estate crackwhore

>>2162257
Kill botcha
eat becky
fuck paige
marry natty

>>2162270
we are literally talking about eating our own cum in this thread

Oh look Roman Reins is the hot tag

>>2162257
Fuck Natty
Marry Bex
Kill Botcha
Eat out Paige I guess

All the Roman cheers are so high pitched kek

>>2162263
that's good. they use to have lazy crowds, but I think some of the younger people are getting into wrestling again

>>2162257
Kill the horse
Fuck Becky
Marry Nattie
Switch eat out with Worship Paige's feet

>>2162257
Fuck Sasha
Marry Becky
Kill Natty
Eat out Paige

>>2162257
Fuck Becketty, Marry Natty, kill horse and eat out Paige because she's gotta taste like a taco now.

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>>2162262
same to you, cunt

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>>2162269
The correct answer.

HOLY SHIT CUDDLE ATTACK BY SETH ON THE APRON DEVASTATING!!!!!!

End better be Goldberg spearing everyone and the Brock and him have an stare off.

>>2162259
Wtf i hate dana now.

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>>2162259

>>2162275
Well then.

>>2162289
what the fuck is happening here

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>>2162271

>>2162287
>RAWTISTS actually think a stareoff between 2 guys that hate each others guts would be the best ending


End yourselves before Smackdown sends you into a state of further depression

>>2162098
goat quote

>>2162291
polar shift

>>2162259
terrible picture of Becky

>>2162242
I feel like half the posts are from the faggot who spams Based Big Dawg, thinking he is hilarious.

>>2162278
Hope you like Mexican

Im Dana and I put on 30 pounds thanks to Nutrisystem.

>>2162270
>>2162290
You're here 24/7, Sad!

>>2162297
Pretty sure anon posted that to show Dana boy hips before her surgery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMRzJK80KSA

When does this come to RAW?

>>2162258
>
What.

The.


Fuck???

>>2162294
>Stays on a RAW thread seething.

Sound like a mad smacklad.

>>2162300
You're probably right in all honesty. As long as you toss in the "HOLY SHIT HUGE POP" or "GOAT PROMO" posts as well.

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>>2162271
Fugg

>>2162304
how do you surgically widen hips

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>>2162257
Marry Becky
Kill Natalia
Eat out Sasha's sweet puss
Fuck Paige

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>>2162291
Dunno but look at the ass

>>2162307
Here for the comedy that is Monday night raw lmao, needing Goldberg, Lesnar & Undertaker (form Smackdown) to stand a chance of beating Smackdown hahaha, Raw will go out of business while Smackdown reigns supreme.

We

Are

Phenomenal

>Seth was trying to help his friend Roman
>his friend Roman
>friend
>Roman
Cole what the fuck

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How has Smackdown always been superior?

>>2162311
You cant. She squated.

A girl at my work looks exaxtly like Charlotte

>>2162311
Fat injections? No Idea but it's kind of obvious some type of surgery was performed just compare that to her now.

>>2162319
ask her out

>>2162257
Fuck Becky
Marry Paige
Kill Sasha
Eat out Natalya

>>2162304
The bitch gained like 30 lbs man, title job not ass job, see
>>2162271

SHADES OF BUFF BAGWELL!!!

>>2162321
No im too ugly and fat. Maybe ill rape her

>>2162317
Better writing and better use of starpower

>>2162308
Yep, at least the smackdown threads are free of the Roman fag.

>Roman over as fuck

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Seth and Sami make a good team

I want a gif of that Sami Zayn face after he ducked the Braun

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This is boring senpai

Who is Seth gonna injure edition of raw

How long has it been since anyone tapped to the Walls of Jericho?

Years?

Triple H is here right?

Remember when people said that a face Rollins would be over as fuck? Why cant /asp/ into draws?

>>2162334

I want a gif of that sad expression Braun gave Rollins wtf was that he looked like he was gonna cry lol

>>2162339
people still tap to that?


KEK THESE CHANTS

>THIS IS AWFUL *CLAP CLAP*

Even the rawtists in attendance don't like raw haha

BASED REIGNS FINNA GETTING THIS IS AWESOME CHANT

>this is awesome
What's more cancerous, that or "yes"?

>Literally the opening where they team up on Strowman all over again.

Braun has a counter strike tat?

>>2162346
yes

He destroyed him with that clothesline

>a running power slam is now a finisher

CALLED IT>>2162195

Someone post Braun's tinder page.

Does zayn have Muslim writing on his pants?

>>2162352
It is when Braun does it.

>>2162355
ISIS gimmick when??

Marky kids are so cute, I hope that my kids become marks and not fucking smarks

SHIELD BOMB TO STROWMAN

>raw

ROMANS HURT?

Hey that reminds me of Matanza vs Dragon Azteca

>tfw no more Lucha Underground and I'm stuck with this shit

>>2162346
This is Wrestling

>The "Faces" are 3 on 1ing the heel

sweet ram

Why is Sami getting buried every week?

That spear looked cool.

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>>2162355
Yes hes muslim Canadian

where is he taking him?

i-is zayn gonna get raped?

This is awful.

BASED JERIKO BURYING THE SMALL PUPPER

Why the fuck are they showing replays of shit that just happened 30 seconds ago.

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>Post yfw
/ourguy/ won it boys.

Roman look like he fucked himself with that spear

What number will Balor be in the rumble?

>braun takes sami back to where the wyatt family took taker to steal his power
>braun comes out next week and get pinned by every jobber on RAW

by mid year Strowman and Zayn will be a tag team

They're not even fighting, they're just pretending to.

Roman is finna fuck up his shoulder one day doing that awesome spear

>>2162368
Nah it looked shit, the one he applied to Rusev was cool.

>>2162362
If that wasn't a botch it was one of his best spears, looked like he fucked himself up though

>This mark city full of kids

Sort of refreshing.

Is Owens, dare I say, looking strong?

lol what is this

>dat fucking awful pedigree

OWENS FUCKING UP REIGNS BIG TIME

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING K-OWNED

>>2162367
Becuase he sucks and should be buried until his contract is up and he goes back to being an outlaw/backyard wrestler.

>>2162359

Mark kids at shows are annoying as hell

No one remembers battleground

Fuck this is the best commentary has been in years

>>2162385
It's almost like they remembered he's champion

Roman BTFO

Hey, what's that fat guy doing on stage with the wrestlers?

God damnit he's definitely winning at the rumble now.

dont worry lads, the BASED big dog will stand strong at the roylel rumble

Well that was a load of shit

That wasn't terrible desu.

>YES CHANTS AS OWENS DESTROYS ROMAN

LMAO BASED OWENS IS OVER AS FUCK

>Roman sorta got his ass beat by KO
>KO looks kinda strong
What kind of bizarro world have we entered?

>KO nutting again
Noice

>heel champ looking stronk
hmmm

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING THIS SADDENING NEWS THAT THE BIG DOG HAS FINALLY BEEN PUT DOWN

>>2162303
Not really, but apparently I'm in your head rent-free 24/7.
>>2162317
It was just meant to be superior.
>>2162335
This is what Tiger Mask W's mask really look like? How awful.

>we gotta make Owens look really really strong

>>2162384
They are literally chanting Yes at Owens for powerbombing Reigns.

Do you idiots actually listen? Or do you just have Reigns cock jammed so far down your contrarian throat that you block the noise out?

>>2162385
yes,i dont if it was foley/stephanie not appearing,the end of the titus segment or zayn returning but this raw was the best in a long time

>>2162385
Oh fugg

>Roman F5'ed by Bork
>Roman Powerbombed by KO
How will FedoRoman ever recover?

>>2162401
Can you imagine how good this title reign would've been if they let KO be as based as he used to be

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>Actually making your heel champ look strong
Is this Smackdown?

>>2162406
filtered

>>2162392
Underrated post.

>>2162385
Yeah, they make him look strong the last two shows before the rumble, so a bandaged roman looks even stronger winning the title clean

What was the point of Bork coming in today?

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See y'all tomorrow for SmackDown!

>>2162421

EAT
SLEEP
GO HOME

Rate this Raw

>>2162421
To win ratings but ram will still lose

>>2162415
That shit would have been amazing and would have made RAM slightly bearable.

>>2162424
To try and keep the ratings up for Triple H's return so he can pretend he's a draw

>>2162401
only to make ramen look even stronger at the rumble mate

>>2162412
kek

>>2162428
Against who? Surely not Cuckdown, kek

>>2162366
To be fair, the heel is about 10 feet tall and 1,000 pounds. You'd completely kill the Strowman character if they didn't have triple team him.

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>>2162418
Good for you Mr. Stalker.

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>>2162426
4/10
+: decent main event, decent tag team title match, no foley
- :
10 billion manlet matches
abysmal diva segment
same old enzo shit
same old new day vs jobtus shit

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>>2162406
>Broken Anon starts unironically using Cuckter's forced memes.

Pls no, I thought you weren't a utter retard at first.

Don't fall to the temptations of the Dark Side, tripbro

>>2162426
the best one we had in a long time 9/10

>>2162439
Sad!

>>2162406
Don't work ya self into a shoot now lil guy :-)

>>2162426

I didn't fall asleep while watching this weeks show so I'll give it 7/10

Ps: it's 6:18 AM here

>>2162432
Yeah that is dawning on me now. Fuck my life.

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>>2162450
I mean he just started stalking me all of a sudden. I'm just stating the facts.
>>2162453
Happy!
>>2162455
I'll try not too.

>>2162466
>responding to an attention whore trying to get your attention

Seriously, ignore and don't respond to shit like that.
In wrestling, any heat is good heat. With shitposting, any response is a good response.

You're getting worked by trolls like a mark.